Chapter 32
The Pucking Wrong Man: A Hockey Romance (The Pucking Wrong Series Book 4)
I listened to the recording Iâd taken on Anastasiaâs phone.
And then I listened to it again.
Dallon Holmes was an asshole of the highest order, and as soon as Iâd heard how he was speaking to her, he was done.
Anastasia was never in a good mood when she came home from practice, and she never wanted to talk about it.
Now, I understood why.
Iâd listened as heâd gone back and forth between verbally berating her and coming on to her.
Absolutely unacceptable.
Iâd promised Anastasia that I would take care of her problems, and this fucker was now firmly on that list.
But I needed to handle it delicately. I was not going to ruin the opportunity sheâd been working so hard for.
I pulled out my phone to consultâ¦the brain trust.
Me: So, Lancasterâ¦
He responded back immediately, like he always did. I was a little worried that he had sex holding his phone in one hand. I kind of wanted Anastasia to ask Blake.
Ari: Go onâ¦
Ari: Are you texting about my report?
I snorted at the phone.
Walker: What report?
Ari: Oh, look whoâs decided to join the conversation. The offender himself.
Me: This has nothing to do with what I was texting about.
Ari: Quiet, Hero. This is important.
Logan: What did Disney do?
Ari: Do you mean what did Señor Buttkiss do?
Walker: â¦
Walker: What?
Ari: Who did you congratulate tonight when we won, Disney?
Me: This feels like a trap.
Walker: It really does.
Ari: See, right there! Butt-kisser.
Linc: Alright, letâs get the drama queenâs rant over with. Lancaster, Iâm pretty sure he gave me a high-five after the game.
Me: I was not watching Walker, because I had better things to do. So I will defer to Lincoln.
Ari: Children. I SCORED A FUCKING GOAL TONIGHT.
Walker: Good boy?
Ari: Sorry, Disney, thatâs your kink, not mine.
Logan: Can I point out that Lincoln scored twoâ¦
Ari: Can I point out that you didnât score one?
Ari Lancaster removed Logan York from the chat.
I could literally picture the steam coming out of Ariâs ears right then.
Wish I had a picture. Maybe I could get one.
Me: Could you, by chance, have Blake take a picture of you right now?
Ari: First, Hero, youâre so far out of the circle of trust right now, I canât even see you. Also, my wifeâs name is never allowed to come out of your mouth or your keyboard. Iâm pretty sure weâve gone over this. Second, Disney, Lincoln always scores. I scored a goal and defended your ass all fucking night. I got dick punched by Donovan at some point. You know what that would have done to Blake if there was permanent injury to her favorite part of my body.
Linc: Technically, Camden is beating you this year in goals scored.
Ari: Technically, youâve been officially replaced as my best friend by Geraldine, but we arenât talking about that.
Linc: â¦
Walker: Ari Lancaster, you are a god among hockey players. All hail you.
Ari: Thank you. That was the proper response to my magnificent performance tonight.
Linc: I think he was being sarcastic.
Me: Only because I need Ari to help me, Iâm going to say Disney meant that text from the bottom of his heart.
Ari: Your offering is accepted.
Ari: Hero, if this one involves dogs, Iâm out.
Walker: What about cats?
Me: Can we focus, please?
Me: I need a replacement dancer personâ¦who is not an asshole. Oh, and he has to be one of the best and able to dance with Anastasiaâs Company for her Showcase.
Whoops. Iâd missed the most important requirement for this unicorn of a dancer.
Me: Just a small thing really, but he also has to be gay.
Linc: â¦
Ari: Anything else? And just in case you canât sense the sarcasm in my text, because sometimes thatâs hard for you in personâI was being sarcastic.
Me: Can you help me?
Linc: Why do you need this?
Me: Anastasia has a problem. The principal sheâs dancing withâ¦is an asshole.
Linc: Should we just kill him instead?
I blinked at the phone. I was pretty sure that he was joking.
Walker: I donât know that I got the sarcasm on that one.
Ari: Yeah, me neither.
Ari: But also, Hero, you do realize that I said I took ballet in college, right?
My shoulders dropped. I mean it had been a long shot.
Ari: Just kidding. I have the perfect guy. Iâll send you his contact info. Just tell him youâre friends with me. He owes me.
Ari: And now you will too. Even more than after the toe incident.
I did a fist pump. But of course, Lancaster couldnât stop there.
Ari: But, just so weâre clear, weâre just friends. Not circle of trust members and not besties. Only Geraldineâ¦and Monroe hold that honor.
I smirked.
Me: Noted.
My phone rang. It was Lincoln. âHello?â
âIâve got a guyâ¦â he said immediately.
Why did that not surprise me? He seemed to have a guy for everything actually, kind of unusual for a high-profile hockey playerâ¦
âDoes your fire guy also specialize in ballet?â I asked, only half joking.
Not that I hadnât used the fire guy. Heâd actually taken care of the strip club last Friday, just in case Anastasia got any more wild ideas. Iâd made sure to turn off the news the other night when theyâd started talking about the random fire that had burned down the whole place.
âNo, but he can arrange for a tire iron to hit Mr. Assholeâs leg while he walks to his car,â Lincoln said casually, like we were talking about the weather, or the game tonightâ¦instead of maiming someone.
That seemedâ¦extreme. But heâd also called my sweet baby girl a fucking train wreck. It didnât take an expert to know that Anastasia was ten times the dancer that he was. He then had touched her enough she had to say, âplease donât touch me thereâ a few minutes laterâ¦
Iâd been listening in on her practices now that she had started bringing her phone everywhere after the Michael incident.
Which reminded meâ¦I still needed to deal with him. One of Walker and Oliviaâs bodyguards had a friendâfemale of courseâwho Iâd hired to stand guard outside the Company when I had hockey obligations. Sheâd reported that Michael had still been lurking outside the studio almost every day, leaving right before Anastasia came out of class.
The Dallon situation needed to be handled so I could move on to solving that.
âActuallyâ¦that sounds good. Iâll take it,â I said a moment later.
âCool,â Lincoln responded, and he hung up without another word.
I stared at the phone for a second. I think I just hired a guy to bust out someoneâs knees. Had that really happened?
My phone buzzed with a text from Ari. Heâd sent me contact information for a dancer named Rudolf Fedorov. Typing in the guyâs name on Google, I became more and more impressed as I went through his resume. He was one of the top principal dancers in the country, and his contract allowed him to perform with various companies over the years.
He also was married to a man named Ted.
I was wondering if Ari was just fucking with me at this point. Rudolf fit my exact specifications.
I still dialed the number that Ari had sent, and thank fuck, Lancaster had come through. Twenty minutes later, Anastasia had a new partner for the Showcase, assuming Dallonâs leg met its planned end.
Whatever Rudolf owed Ariâ¦it mustâve been a lot.