Chapter 266 - Bitten by A Dog

Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations

“Stop! You must return it!” In Fang Qi’s Qzone, Su Tianji showed her chilling and ferocious face, disregarding her usual image!

“I only took a daikon! It’s no big deal!”

“I nurtured it for three hours!” Su Tianji was furious. “And you stole stuff from my disciples too! Return them now!”

“They are all gone!” Mr. Fang looked shameless, and then he pointed at the dog, saying, “I spent the money on the dog. You can come and steal my plants and vegetable when they mature.”

Do you think that I’m that kind of a person? I... She cussed silently, I can’t do anything to this shameless guy right now. I’ll mislead him with some gentle words and then steal all of his vegetables tomorrow! I’ll see what he can do at that time!

No! It’s not stealing! I will just be taking back what’s mine! Su Tianji corrected herself in her mind with a cold expression. That’s the plan!

I will come tomorrow! She thought in resentment

Then, she asked with a benign expression, “Why did you buy the dog?”

“Why I bought the dog? The dog...” Fang Qi thought for a long while and said, “It’s good for the country!”

“What does growing vegetables have to do with the country?!” Su Tianji’s face turned dark.

...

At this moment, Dong Qingli and Zhang Wanyu returned to Qzone to collect vegetables after finishing playing the games.

“I lost many oranges!” Zhang Wanyu yelled in alarm.

“Ugh? How come my big daikon is gone?!” Dong Qingli was baffled at the sight of a big hole in the field. “This big daikon was here only a moment ago!”

Elder Fu also discovered something. “It seems that one of the vegetables in my garden is missing?”

“I lost some vegetables too!” Nalan Hongwu looked at his vegetable garden in confusion.

“Where are my spiritual oranges?! Who took them?!” Xue Daolv froze.

Song Qingfeng, Xu Zixin, and the others were stupefied when they returned to their own fields.

Dozens of players who had grown vegetables were confused by the situation.

The players in the Jiuhua City Shop had created a group chat, but it was rarely used. But today, things were different.

Lan Yan, [One of my vegetables went missing! It’s very strange! How about you guys?]

[I lost one as well!]

[I lost a big daikon!]

[I lost some spiritual grains!]

[My oranges went missing!]

Someone even sent [@Mr. Fang] in the group.

[Mr. Fang, what is going on?]

[I’ll go and get some information!] Nalan Mingxue popped up.

She ran into Fang Qi’s Qzone.

Three minutes later, Nalan Mingxue reported, [Don’t ask Mr. Fang; he stole the vegetables, and he said that he wouldn’t return the stolen goods, even challenging us to steal his vegetables!]

The crowd became indignant!

Su Tianji expressed her mind in the group. [This kid is outrageous. Tomorrow, let’s go and empty his garden!]

Lan Yan: [I agree!]

Song Qingfeng: [Me too!]

Xu Zixin: [Count me in!]

Jiang Xiaoyue: [I lost my vegetable too! I’ll steal from Boss!]

“...”

Mr. Fang emerged and voice his opinion in the group, [😅 Can you talk about this in private...]

Su Tianji: [ Who pulled Mr. Fang into the group?]

Nalan Mingxue, Lan Yan, and all the others were at a loss for words.

After all, few people had glanced at the names in the group chat...

At this moment, Mr. Fang was playing with the Akita Inu in his place.

“Come! Smile! Little Akita!”

Snap!

Fang Qi took pictures with a camera.

Thousands of gold coins were enough to buy these small items. More importantly, he found that he could use these pictures to make memes!

Fang Qi took the pictures and then began making memes of the Akita Inu.

It was soon 12 at midnight; Fang Qi closed the shop and went to bed.

...

On the next morning, Su Tianji came into the shop very early with her disciples. Without watching the TV series or eating breakfast, she went online impatiently.

At this moment, Mr. Fang sat down before the computer leisurely with a bowl of instant noodles in his hands.

There was no one in Fang Qi’s Qzone. After one night, the vegetables in Fang Qi’s fields looked quite tempting. The White-Golden Spiritual Daikon had big leaves, showing that they had matured long ago.

The spiritual peach tree was heavy with fruits, and these fruits were about to drop.

A small yellow dog was napping in the dog house by the side, and its face was on the ground, making it looked dull and silly.

Su Tianji copied Fang Qi and walked into the field with a spade. She muttered with a cold expression, “I’ll take back all of your illegally acquired goods!”

After walking into the courtyard, she first dug out a daikon.

Good! She got a daikon.

Then, she began picking peaches.

[Beep!]

The alarm sounded, and she got a warning, [Don’t be greedy.]

Su Tianji froze and then thought, No wonder that kid only stole one. I thought he wasn’t too greedy, but the truth is that he can’t steal more than one!

Forget it. More people will come and steal from him.

Since she had reached the limit, and there would be more people coming to steal from the garden, Su Tianji was ready to leave.

Your garden will be empty sooner or later! She glared at the field and was about to leave when a yellow dog blocked her way.

“Bark! Bark! Bark!”

“How come this dog is so ferocious?”

“Ahh!”

...

One minute later, a message appeared in Fang Qi’s QQ. [Fang Qi! Come out!]

The message had Su Tianji’s beautiful photo as the avatar on the side.

[What?] Fang Qi just finished his instant noodles.

On the other side, Su Tianji was looking at her list of costs in fury!

[Rabies Vaccine: 800!

Medication: 100!]

That was what she got for stealing a daikon that was worth only 300!

What was more infuriating was that she dropped the big daikon in the garden and forgot to pick it up!

[Explain what is going on with your dog 😠🔪🔪🔪...” A row of kitchen knives showed Su Tianji’s murderous spirit.

[What dog?] After just finishing his breakfast, Fang Qi was baffled.

[Don’t play dumb!]

[When are you returning to Jiuhua? I’ll invite you to a meal!] Su Tianji’s words oozed chills.

“I won’t return for the time being, Sis!” Fang Qi added the meme of the Akita Inu smiling that he took yesterday. [So you can’t fight me in real life!]

[So, you know that I will fight you! 😠🔪🔪🔪]

Suddenly, she paused and asked, [Where did you get that picture?!]

[Do you want it?] Fang Qi typed. [I’ll sent you a set of such memes, okay?]

At this moment, bedlam broke loose in the group chat.

Lan Yan, [Who went and stole the shop owner’s vegetables? This damn guy has a dog 😠!”

Song Qingfeng, [I knew that the shop owner would be on guard. He heard our conversation yesterday; why would you go!]

Lan Yan: [You didn’t go?]

Lin Shao: [Bullsh*t! He went! We were bitten first, and he fled 🔪!]

[Trashy shop owner!]

[I agree! Trashy shop owner!]

[Beep.]

At this moment, the system prompt sounded, and all of them received the message, [Your friend ‘Mr. Fang’ is inviting you to watch Jade Dynasty. Do you accept?]