Chapter 291 - It’s you that I want to kill

Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations

In the lounge, Xiao Yulv said, “Bomb! Do you have more questions for me?”

“Another bomb?!” Gongsun Chui’s old face turned dark while he looked at the big pile of crystals in front of Xiao Yulv that the latter had earned.

“Are we almost done?” Gongsun Chui asked in a low voice.

Gongyi Xiu nodded. “The shop owner is absent, but he can be contacted by something called QQ; they can even talk online... Humph! He must be playing some tricks!”

“However, it’s said that all the techniques that Dajin’s army used came from this shop. Since this shop doesn’t stop us from playing the games, we can learn these spells too,” Gongsun Chui said in a cold voice, “According to this guy, the Sky Falling Awl that Gongshu Kuo used was blocked by a spiritual spell named Magic Shield. Hehe! If I equip an army of 10,000 cultivators with this spiritual spell, how can Dajin’s army block us?”

“Right!” Gongyi Xiu nodded. “You have a point. According to him, many cultivators bought skill books yesterday at 200 crystals each, and the techniques can be learned at top speed with the spiritual artifacts named computers in this shop. However, after learning the technique, one can only understand it but can’t describe to others and teach them... Interesting.”

“However, it will cost us a fortune if we want to quickly equip an army of cultivators with these techniques!” Gongyi Xiu said, “200 crystals for one Magic Shield Spell Skill Book; 100 crystals for one Ghost Spirit Shield...”

“I’m afraid that an ordinary force can’t afford them!” Gongsun Chui said, “It’s no wonder that not many cultivators in Dajin’s army learned these spiritual spells.”

“However, our Yundian Upper Realm is never in a shortage of crystals!” They laughed, “Seats are available now. Let’s get online!”

After they were gone, Xiao Yulv remained in the lounge playing cards when he heard someone say, “Did you hear that the price for a Magic Shield Spell Book has increased to 3,000 today!”

“3,000?! It was 200 yesterday, right?”

“3,000?” Xiao Yulv leaned toward them immediately and asked, “Friends, how come it has increased to 3,000? I just told people that it costs 200!”

“3,000? To tell you the truth, you can’t buy one at 3,000 since no one is selling it!” Another guy said proudly, “Fortunately, I bought one the day before yesterday! I’m so smart!”

...

Gongyi Xiu and Gongsun Chui stood on the other side.

Gongsun Chui asked, “Brother Gongyi, which one should we try first?”

“Which one?” Gongyi Xiu snickered and said, “Activate them all, and we’ll try them one by one. Didn’t that Little Xiao say that each one is highly useful, but some of them are faster to master than the others?”

“However, before we try the games, we must see the owner of this shop and test the waters!”

He clicked open QQ.

“The Morning Star Sea Realm... Mr. Fang... Add as friend...” They followed Xiao Yulv’s instruction. “Ugh? It worked!”

“I don’t think that guy dares to lie to us!” Gongsun Chui sneered and then sent a message as a stranger, [Are you the owner of the shop?]

[(Husky’s disdainful face) Who are you?] Mr. Fang sent them a meme he got from Nalan Mingxue.

“What does this guy mean by sending us a picture of a dog head?!” Their expressions turned dark while they looked at the dog who stared back at them with an intense, contemptuous expression. They felt like they were being mocked just by looking at it.

He input the words with his cold tone and expression, “I’m Gongsun Chui, the master of the No. 2 Family in the Yundian Upper Realm! I want to talk to you about some important business!”

At this moment, Fang Qi had just coaxed Huang Putao, the Castellan of Black Dragon City, and Liu Ningyun, the Nanhua Heavenly Fairy to play Fight the Landlord with him. He played while replying impatiently, “Tell me what you want! I’m playing Fight the Landlord and have no time to deal with you!”

“This kid is rude!” Gongsun Chui was furious.

Gongyi Xiu rolled his eyes and said cautiously, “This shop shows no respect for the Three Saint Gates; it’s no wonder that he’s rude to us! The shop is extraordinary. I tried to sense the information delivering frequencies using the communication jade but failed, which means that the shop owner probably is not nearby! We must be careful since the spatial array and communication technique are both superior to ours!”

Then, he told Gongsun Chui to reply with this message. [We know how to play Fight the Landlord. Can we talk while we play it?]

[You know how to play Fight the Landlord?] Fang Qi glanced at the message and replied. [I have enough people to play Fight the Landlord ... Okay! Okay! Come in anyway!]

They were at a loss for words since Fang Qi’s tone was filled with slight.

Gongsun Chui’s old face turned dark. “Kid, you better hope that you won’t fall into my hands!”

[You succeeded in adding Mr. Fang as a friend.]

[Your friend, Mr. Fang, invites you to enter Qzone.]

In Mr. Fang’s room, the cultivators of the Black Dragon Office and the Nanhua Faction were all present.

Liu Ningyun said, “This game is no fun! It’s a waste of my time. I’ll quit after this round! A pair of threes!”

With cards in his hand, Fang Qi glanced at the door and saw two cultivators standing there with their hands clasped behind their backs, and they looked dignified.

Of course, their luxurious clothes were now replaced by crude simple clothes, and they had no cultivation strength in their bodies in Qzone.

One of them looked extremely old with white hair and wrinkles.

The other also had white hair but looked to be in his thirties. The white-haired man who looked in his thirties glanced around the room and said, “I’m Gongyi Xiu from the Yundian Upper Realm. May I ask which one of you is the shop owner?”

“A pair of sixes!” Fang Qi dropped the cards on the table and looked up. “Oh, so you are the master of the Gongyi Family.”

Standing by Gongyi Xiu, Gongsun Chui snorted and didn’t show any intention in introducing himself.

Fang Qi glanced at him and asked, “Is this guy... your grandpa?”

“...”

They were livid with fury.

...

Ten minutes later.

No one knew what they talked about with Mr. Fang, but some saw that their faces were as black as the bottom of a pot afterward!

“This kid is stubborn... However, he is not here, and we can do nothing to him,” Gongsun Chui said in a cold voice, “Master of Gongyi, did you see anything special?”

“After entering that space, I didn’t have any cultivation strength; what could I find?!” Gongyi Xiu’s expression was even colder. “Brother Gongsun, have you ever seen such an illusion realm?”

“Each flower, blade of grass, and tree looked real!” Gongsun Chui said, “I plucked a green leaf and could see the distinct veins in it. Illusion realms are full of illusions so everything should be fake. But this illusion realm gave me the feeling that everything was real! I can’t figure it out!”

“Let’s try the games first and make plans later!” Gongyi Xiu’s eyes turned intense. “If all the stuff here were created by the force behind the shop, I’m afraid that it might have the power to block the Three Saint Gates! We’d better not get involved!”

“What if that’s not the case?” Gongsun Chui squinted his eyes slightly.

“We’ll know the truth when the people of the Three Saint Gates try their hands, right?”

“Good idea!” Gongsun Chui laughed and said, “We’ll just watch them fight while we get all the benefits from this shop!”

“We can move the core members of our families here. Since Dajin’s army plays the Legend of Mir 2, we’ll play the Legend of Mir 2 as well! Also, we’ll first learn the sword control technique before we tackle the difficult ones!”

Suddenly, his screen dimmed.

“Brother Gongyi, how come you’re dead?” Gongsun Chui looked at Gongyi Xiu who had just walked out of the newbie village.

On the screen, a little warrior named ‘Long Live Dajin’s Army’ cussed, “Who is this little b*tch that dares to get the name of ‘Gongyi’? As a citizen of Dajin, you dare to kiss the a*s of the Yundian Upper Realm? Yeah, I will kill you when I see you! Scum!”

Gongsun Chui and Gongyi Xiu looked at each other, and murderous light shot out of their eyes. “Who is this kid?!”

“Play games and don’t yell!” Not far from them, Jiang Xiaoyue said in disapproval. “If you do it again, I’ll kick you out!”

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