Chapter 16: Game
A Practical Guide to Evil [Book 1 Stubbing August 2nd]
âThose who live by the sword kill those who donât.â
â Dread Emperor Vile the First
I woke up to the sound of fighting.
Pushing away my covers I reached for my sword-belt, hastily buckling it on as I hopped from one foot to the next. Squinting to make out the source of the noise in the camp fireâs dying light, I caught a dozen silhouettes making it down the hill towards my line. Legionaries, I saw, but the insignia on their shield wasnât Rat Companyâs. A night attack on the very first night? Reckless, but if the sounds of battle coming from the other side of the hill were any indication the enemy captainâs boldness might just have paid off.
âON YOUR FEET, YOU LAZY BASTARDS!â I heard Hakramâs voice roar from further down, âWEâRE UNDER ATTACK!â
Grabbing my shield, I forced myself to focus and went to join my assembling soldiers. Iâd thought that the assault before dawn would give me the time I needed to ease into legionary tactics, but it looked like I was going to be dropped straight into the deeper waters again. The thought brought a reluctant smile to my face as I pushed my way past the awakening soldiers to my sergeant. Business as usual, then. When had I ever gotten to learn anything the easy way?
âSergeant Hakram,â I called out as soon as I glimpsed his face, âReport.â
âI have no idea whatâs going on,â the orc rumbled. âI got woken up when the soldiers on watch went missing.â
I eyed the enemy soldiers calmly walking in our direction with a grimace. Iâd miscalculated: that was a full line, not just a dozen. The shouts and ring of steel against steel coming from where Lieutenant Naukâs line had been camping next to mine meant that they were in just as much trouble as we were. Was Captain Juniper trying to wipe out the company on the very first night?
âThe standard, Sergeant,â I breathed out in understanding. âTheyâre going for the standard.â
Juniper didnât need to actually knock out every soldier in Rat Company, just bring back our standard to her victory zone. Hakram let out a colourful string of curses in Kharsum, which I chose to interpret as agreement.
âThird Line!â I called out, âDouble ranks, NOW!â
We couldnât afford to get bogged down in a melee with the enemy line, not if First Company was going straight for the win. Iâd have to get my soldiers on the other side of the hill and decide if this engagement could still be salvaged.
âLieutenant?â Hakram prompted. âWhat are your orders?â
My line had formed up like a well-oiled machine while I was thinking. The First Companyâs soldiers had stopped halfway down the hill and formed a wedge, patiently waiting for me to charge my line into their formation. Screw that. Iâm not hitting a force on high ground with most my soldiers half asleep.
âGo help Lieutenant Naukâs line, Sergeant,â I decided. âIâll go for the standard myself.â
The orc frowned.
âSir-â he started, but I cut him off.
âHakram, thereâs no time to argue,â I said. âDo it and Iâll catch up with you afterwards.â
The sergeant saluted, though he still looked sceptical.
âGood hunting, Lieutenant,â he replied, turning to get my soldiers moving.
The enemy was standing square atop the dirt path Iâd used during the day, meaning Iâd have to go around the sides: I slung my shield across my back on the leather strap reserved for that very purpose and went for the shadows. Iâd have to be swift and quiet if I wanted to make it without getting caught, just like when Iâd used sneak out of the orphanage to go fight in the Pit. The night was on my side, at least: the moon was covered by clouds, and while it might have helped the enemy sneak up on us earlier now it meant that away from the campfires I was as good as invisible. I circled as far away from the fighting as I could, but while skirting around a handful of abandoned blankets I got a glimpse of the melee Iâd just sent my line into: Naukâs silhouette stood out starkly against the flames. The lieutenant was half-naked and grappling with a pair of enemy legionaries, ignoring their blunted blades as he knocked their heads together and roared out a challenge. Hellgods, it was easy to forget how terrifying orcs could be when they cut loose. Two hundred pounds of pure muscle and bloodlust moved by the most vicious of instincts. No wonder the war parties from the Steppes had been such a thorn in Callowâs side, before the Wall was built. Shaking off the thought, I finished my trip around and got a high enough vantage point that I could see what was going on.
It was⦠less than promising. The standard still stood, but a melee was raging barely twenty feet from it and I could see Ratfaceâs forces were getting mauled. Heâd managed to dig in his left flank with its back to the hill, but the centre was giving ground and there was no right flank to speak of: the line facing my men had probably slipped through the space to make sure Ratface wouldnât get any reinforcements, if I had to guess. Weâve lost this, I was forced to admit. Even if my own soldiers managed to get Lieutenant Naukâs moving, by the time they punched through the line waiting for them on the hill the battle would already be over. So think, I told myself. How can we turn this around? Moments passed, but nothing came to mind. Whoever Captain Juniper was, sheâd thought this through perfectly. An enemy legionary tore his way through the centre and ran for the standard, and before I knew what I was doing I started running downhill. A handful of legionaries from the centre pulled back and managed to tackle the soldier, but that was the beginning of the end for Ratfaceâs men: First Companyâs legionaries poured through the openings in the rank, breaking the whole formation apart in a matter of moments.
Forcing myself to go even faster, I ignored the melee and focused on the one part of this I could actually recoup: the standard. If First Company got their hands on it the game was as good as over, but if I could bring it back to my line and pull out under the cover of darkness we might just survive this disaster. Though what I could actually manage to do with so few soldiers was⦠No, I told myself. One thing at a time. Better to focus on the things I could do than those I couldnât. Snatching up the standard from the socket it was in, I shot the melee an apologetic look before running off the way Iâd come. The way back was quicker, since there was no point in skirting around the fighting. The melee around Nauk had gotten even messier in the last few minutes, but I could see it was turning to Rat Companyâs advantage: the attacking line had tightened ranks and was slowly edging back towards the hill. A good call, if Iâd actually meant to have my soldiers join the broader engagement. The companyâs legionaries closed rank around me as soon as they saw I held the standard, a ragged cheer coming from their formation.
âLieutenant,â Hakram greeted me cheerfully as he pulled back from the front line. âNicely done. Howâs the situation on the other side?â
âDone,â I replied. âFirst Company was flipping their line when I left â theyâll be on our asses in a few moments. Whereâs Lieutenant Nauk?â
âLimping about,â the sergeant told me with a vague gesture. âThey managed to break his leg, so heâs using Sergeant Nilin as a crutch. I donât suppose you brought back any healers?â
âDidnât even see one,â I said. âIâm pretty sure the mage line was the first to be hit.â
âFucking Juniper,â Hakram cursed. âBashal like this is why they call her the Hellhound.â
âCALLOW!â the yell came from behind me in the voice I recognized from earlier. âDecided to join the fight, I see.â
I turned with a raised eyebrow to see Nauk with his arm slung over a dark-skinned boyâs shoulder. Sergeant Nilin, I assumed.
âHad to pick something up,â I replied easily, hefting up the standard resting on my shoulder. The orc lieutenant eyed me cautiously.
âRatface?â he asked.
âProbably a prisoner by now,â I grimaced.
âWe hitting that line on the hill, then?â Hakram rumbled.
I passed hand through my hair, only now noticing Iâd been running around without a helmet this whole time.
âNo,â I decided. âWeâre pulling out. How many soldiers do we have?â
âHalf my line and most of yours,â Nauk grunted. âAt least half a dozen wounded.â
I eyed the enemy line gathering up on the hill â the ones whoâd formed a wedge earlier seemed to be joining them, and there was no way the forces just described would hold up against forty legionaries, half of which hadnât even seen fighting yet.
âLetâs get out of here before they have time to form up,â I said. âWounded first, I want them out of the way if this turns into a fighting retreat.â
Hakram saluted and disappeared into the mass of soldiers without another word. Not for the first time tonight, I was glad Iâd gotten the tall orc as my sergeant.
âTheyâll hunt us down if we go into the rocks,â Nauk spoke up, dark eyes considering as he faced me.
âThatâs why we wonât be heading there,â I replied. âThereâs enough woods in the valley to hide us until we have a better idea of whatâs going on.â
The large â and still half-naked, I only now noted â orc looked at me for a long, silent moment.
âSergeant Nilin,â he suddenly spoke, still looking into my eyes. âIâm ceding command of our line to Lieutenant Callow for now. Letâs get the bastards moving before we have half of First Company breathing down our necks.â
Letting out a breath I hadnât known I was holding, I offered the orc a gracious nod before turning my attention back to the soldiers on the hill. They were nearly done forming ranks, I saw. With an ironic salute to the enemy, I followed my troops as they made their escape.
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We hadnât been walking for a quarter bell when Sergeant Robber popped out of the darkness. The goblin had half a dozen sword points resting on his throat in the blink of an eye but he merely grinned, supremely unconcerned.
âYou guys are by far the largest group of survivors out there,â he informed me as soon as I made my way to the front of my line. âYou must have pulled out early on.â
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âI can recognize a lost battle when I see one,â I replied, tone neutral. âYouâre alone?â
Robber whistled softly and another three goblins came out of the dark, one of them badly bruised but all of them bearing the leather satchel I knew sappers carried their munitions in.
âWeâre all thatâs left of my line,â the diminutive sergeant told me. âThey even got Lieutenant Pickler. Got room for a few sappers in your little exodus?â
âMake yourself at home,â I replied.
Sappers. The first pleasant surprise of the night, which I rather thought we were due after the series of disasters weâd been inflicted. The goblins might not have been of much use in a shield wall, but they served an important purpose in the Legions: engineers, demolition specialists and even scouts when there was a need for it. Whatever the goblins were carrying in those satchels of theirs was worth its weight in gold, in our current situation. The other three goblins melded into the ranks without a word, but Robber remained at my side as the column started moving again. The goblin had assumed, correctly, that Iâd have questions for him.
âYou said there were other groups?â I asked.
âSmall bands of five or less that fled when Ratface got taken,â the goblin said. âThey were fleeing without a plan, most of them headed for the rocks. Juniperâs probably spreading out her soldiers to hunt them down as we speak.â
Well, so much for linking up with another group. Iâd half-hoped that another officer would have managed to save a tenth and make out in the night, but to be frank I wasnât all that surprised no one had managed. I probably wouldnât have either, if the lines Iâd been fighting hadnât been stuck holding a vital position.
âWeâre looking for safe place to rest,â I told Robber. âI know your Lieutenant sent some of your line scouting earlier â do you know anywhere we can use?â
The goblin nodded, though he looked less than enthused.
âI know somewhere from the last time we had a game. Would take us most of the night to get there, though,â he cautioned.
âThe further into the valley we go the better,â I murmured. âTheyâre looking in the rocks, but theyâre bound to catch on we went the other way eventually.â
âI hear you,â Robber said, absent-mindedly tacking on a âsirâ to the sentence after a moment. âDâyou know if they saw you take the standard?â
I grimaced. Iâd been wondering that herself. I would have been seen when Iâd first taken it, of that there was no doubt, but would they know I was in command of the missing line? Even if First Company interrogated their prisoners, no more than a handful of people would even know what I looked like.
âI donât think so,â I finally said, âBut I wouldnât bet on it.â
âYeah,â Robber muttered in agreement, âpeople who underestimate Juniper always get fucked. Thereâs a reason her company hasnât lost since she became captain.â
I passed a hand through my hair, letting out a sigh. There wouldnât be much sleeping tonight.
âFind us a camp site first, Robber,â I ordered the sergeant. âLetâs take it one day at a time.â
Bobbing his head, the goblin deftly jumped forward and called out for the soldiers at the head of the column to follow him into the dark.
The march into the valley proved to be one the most harrowing experiences in my life. I could understand why war was conducted mostly during the day now. It had been Hells on my troops to make their way through the slippery hill paths and even worse when weâd entered the forest, without even the moonlight to show us where they were going. Robberâs goblins were already proving their worth, their peculiar eyes allowing them to pick out the best paths unerringly in the dark. Twice weâd had to huddle out of sight as the goblins picked out enemy scouts, waiting in silence until First Company moved on. Some of the legionaries had suggested lighting torches after weâd crossed into the woods, but Iâd nixed that idea in the bud: if Juniper had left anyone in the watchtower that was as good as marking our camp on the First Companyâs maps. By the time we finally arrived at our destination, the first stirrings of dawn could be seen in the sky.
My exhausted soldiers dropped their packs and shields to the ground as soon as they could, barely bothering to spread out across the clearing Robber had taken us to. I could see why heâd choose a place like this: there was small stream running through the clearing where the legionaries would be able to fill their canteens and a handful of berry bushes I dearly hoped were edible. Iâd had Hakram ask around for how many rations had been salvaged from the camp, and the amount was dangerously low. My body was urging me to follow the legionariesâ example and curl up under a tree, but I forced myself to move. There was still work to be done before I could allow myself to rest. I saw my wounded settled as comfortably as I could, cursing that we hadnât managed to get even one mage from the battleâs survivors. I had a word with Sergeant Nilin to arrange for him to set up a watch and was pleasantly surprised to find Hakram had already done the same without my asking. I was beginning to see why Ratface had wanted the orc in command of my line.
âGrab some sleep, Lieutenant,â my sergeant told me quietly when I insisted to be added to my lineâs watch roster. âBetter to have your brain well-rested than another pair of eyes to watch for the enemy. Youâll be the one making the plans tomorrow.â
I agreed on the condition that he wake me up in no more than one full bell, pretending to believe his obvious lie when he agreed because I was too exhausted to argue. Setting down my bedroll close under an old oak tree, I lay down under the blanket and told myself Iâd close my eyes for just a moment. There were just too many things left to do, I murmured to myself.
Darkness came.
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It was midmorning when Hakram woke me up, by the looks of the sun. I considered reprimanding him for having let me sleep in, but I finally decided against it: if I hadnât woken up by myself it meant my body had probably needed the rest. I blearily tied back up my bedroll and went to wash my face in the stream. The camp was buzzing with activity, legionaries clustering in small groups to talk to each other in low voices: I got a handful of salutes on my way, which I nodded back to. The cold water finished waking me up, clearing away the last dregs of sleep. I broke a piece of the rations Iâd brought with me on the flight last night and tore hungrily into them, deciding Iâd go pick some berries later to finish the job. After asking Robber if theyâre poisonous, I added mentally. I had no intention of spending the rest of the game moaning on the ground after managing to survive last night. I was pleasantly surprised â once again â that Hakram had roused up the other officers and was already waiting for me.
âNo sign they found usâ I prompted the other four as I sat on a flat stone.
âThe sentries havenât seen anything,â the dark-skinned boy I vaguely remembered being called Sergeant Nilin agreed.
âWe should be safe for a day or two,â Robber told me. âIâm sure Juniper doesnât know about this place.â
âDoesnât mean she canât find it, goblin,â Nauk rumbled from the ground where heâd been propped up against the tree trunk.
The goblin sergeant sneered in response but did not bother replying. I glanced at them curiously, noticing the undercurrent of hostility to the reply. From the corner of my eye I could see someone had tied a rudimentary cast around Naukâs leg with cloth and branches, but every few moments the orc winced when he moved around too much. One less soldier to count on, I grimaced.
âHow many legionaries in fighting shape do we have?â I asked the group.
âTwenty five Iâd take into the field, and Robberâs three sappers,â Hakram informed me. âWeâve got a full tenth of wounded, but most are in good enough shape to serve as sentries.â
I passed a hand through my hair, sighing. That was less than Iâd hoped, frankly, but still more than Iâd expected.
âWeâll split the legionaries into three under strength tenths,â I said. âSergeant Robber will keep his sappers as a separate unit.â
âThatâs all well and good,â Nauk grunted, âbut what are we going to be using them for? You got a plan, Callow?â
I grimaced: it was a bit of stretch to call my idea a plan, but it was the only thing Iâd come up with so far.
âWe need a prisoner to interrogate,â I replied. âOtherwise weâll just keep on stumbling about blind.â
Hakram nodded, nonplussed.
âYouâve got a target in mind, Lieutenant?â he asked.
âIf I remember well from yesterdayâs map, thereâs a watchtower in the middle of the valley,â I said. âIf Captain Juniper spread out her forces to look for us, it might be undermanned.â
âThereâs bound to be at least a sergeant there,â Nilin spoke quietly.
âRobber,â I asked, âhow good are your sappers at scouting?â
The goblin hummed thoughtfully.
âNot as good as a real scouting line, but still better than most,â he replied. âYou want us to have a look?â
âUnless anyone else has a better idea?â I prompted. No one replied. âWell then, gentlemen, letâs get moving.â
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âMy guy counted ten,â Robber croaked from my side, the both of us in cover behind a tree. âThey still have no idea weâre here.â
I smiled. Twenty might have gotten messy, given how tired my men were from running all night, but ten? Ten we could take. Weâd have to go in hard if we wanted to be gone by the time Juniperâs patrols heard the ruckus, but then I hadnât expected this to be an easy fight. Thatâs never stopped me from winning before.
âHakram,â I said, âtake your tenth around behind the hill and wait until theyâve seen us to hit them in the back.â
The tall orc flashed me pearly-white fangs and saluted before turning towards his soldiers.
âGet your asses in gear, my pretties,â he gravelled. âWeâre getting us a little payback.â
There were a few hard smiles among the troops and in a matter of moments they disappeared into the foliage, the dead leaves padding their armour keeping the metal from clanking. None of my ramshackle band of survivors had taken well to last nightâs stomping, and I knew they were just itching for a chance to even the score. I decided to give it a while before I got my own tenth moving â rushing it was just as dangerous as lingering, at this point. Robber leaned closer, yellow eyes alight with the most malicious of mischief.
âIâve got brightsticks if you want to make an impression, Callow,â the goblin wheedled, grinning at the idea of setting off the mostly harmless version of the goblin alchemy in the faces of the soldiers whoâd taken his lieutenant. âNothing like a little flash and bang to start a party.â
âHow many?â I asked, keeping her voice down.
ââbout twelve, and half that many cussers,â Robber replied. âThatâs plenty enough for a scrap like this.â
I closed my eyes, seriously considering it. Was it worth it to use the munitions this early in the game? I might need them later on, and the fight was already skewed in my menâs favour. But they might be just what was needed to finish the fight before the patrols got onto us, and the moment Juniperâs roaming lines found us the fight was as good as done. No. I wonât let fear do my thinking for me. Weâll use them when we can make them count. Opening my eyes, I shook my head at Robber.
âCallow ââ he started.
âWeâll find a better use for them, Robber,â I interrupted him. âYou have my word on that.â
The goblin fixed me with a hard stare, but after a moment he nodded.
âAye aye, Lieutenant. Where do you want my sappers, then?â
âThereâs three trails and you have three men,â I replied. âIf anyone comes in uninvited, I want to know about it.â
The goblins in Robberâs heavily mauled tenth were too lightly equipped to be of real use in a melee and I had no intention of risking my last sappers in a straight up fight: Iâd need every one of them when trying for the standard. Using them as sentries would have to do, even if it wasnât the most glorious of duties. The goblin sergeant saluted in a manner so sloppy it seemed more like a mockery of the gesture before sliding his way downhill. I counted up to sixty in silence before gesturing for Sergeant Nilin to crawl up at my side.
âLieutenant?â the dusky-skinned boy asked in a whisper.
âGet your legionaries ready, Sergeant,â I replied. âLetâs see how well they hold up when weâre the ones doing the ambushing.â
Letting him slide back down, I picked up my shield and pushed myself up. A moment later my tenth followed suit and I allowed the rank to catch up to me as Nilinâs men lined up behind us â we took a brisk pace up the hill and in an instant we were in sight of the watchtower. The sentry on top cried out in alarm but I had no intention of allowing them to form up.
âShields up,â I roared, picking up the pace.
I unsheathed my sword and the sound of the men following suit was heard from all around me. I caught sight of Hakramâs tenth running up the other side of the hill without a sound and I laughed in delight a moment before the two sides of my ambush collided with the scattered soldiers from the First Company. A tall orc with a vivid scar running up his cheek stood before me but I slammed my shield against his, knocking him back and striking in the opening Iâd made: the blunted blade hit the back of my opponentâs knee and forced him to kneel. I kicked him in the gut to make sure he wouldnât get up, knocking him out for good with a strike to the temple. Raising my head to take a look around, I realized with a start that the skirmish was already done â most of the First Company cadets were out cold, but a handful were being held down at sword-point by my men. Hakram walked up to me grinning like a cat whoâd gone through a whole birdhouse of canaries and slapped me cheerfully on the shoulder.
âThat felt good, sir,â he rumbled. âJuniperâs face when she hears about this is going to be a work of art.â
I felt my own lips quirk into a savage smile.
âWeâre still a long way from making up for last night, but weâll get there,â I promised. âDo we have any wounded?â
âOne of mine sprained her ankle running up the hill,â Nilin said as he walked up to us. âThatâs the only one on our side â we got lucky.â
âLetâs hope our luck continues holding up,â I replied. âGrab their sergeant and letâs get out of here.â
âAnd the rest?â Hakram asked.
I sheathed my sword and shrugged.
âNo point in interrogating them. Break an ankle on each and leave them for Juniperâs healers to fix. That should keep them out of our hair for a few days.â
Both sergeants snapped a salute and turned to bark out their orders. I grabbed a soldier by the shoulder and sent him to fetch Robber, mind already thinking on my next move. Weâre not done yet, Hellhound. Not by a long shot.