Chapter 439
Theatrical Regression Life
Episode 439
Lee Jae-heon snorted after learning that the Park siblings had been making fun of his nephews.
âHow old are you to be fooled by words like that?â
âUncle, canât you see their eyes? âCanât you see Iâm serious about that?â
âIâm playing with you, not getting caught, you little kids.â
âPlease listen seriouslyâ¦!â
âAre you seriously not listening to me when they said it was just a joke?â
How bad was Lee Jae-heonâs image among his nephews that they thought he would be captured by high school students? Iâve never thought of this face as being easy-going, but my nephews, who have grown up among cruel people since childhood, seem to think differently.
Anyway, thatâs it.
âThey come here to rob the kids, but instead they just sit there getting robbed.â
âIsnât that right?! âWho do you consider a beggar, uncle!â
âIf you show up without taking off your school uniform and grab the kids and start a fight, thatâs wrong.â
âWow, this is so ridiculous! andâ¦!â
âItâs not even like theyâre kidding me⦠My uncle told me not to neglect my studies. âHow many times have I told you that if you donât like studying, you should at least read a book to develop your intellectual abilities?â
âUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuâ¦!â
âYou guys huh? I donât go to academy and get tutoring. Itâs funny that he came this far to start a fight at that age, but how embarrassing it is to lose. âThereâs nothing your uncle can do about your bad temper, but at least you shouldnât have to carry it around somewhere.â
âWho said someone lostâ¦!â
âIf you catch a cat passing by on the street and ask it, it will say you lost.â
Weak things. If you started a fight, shouldnât you at least get your moneyâs worth? It was obvious that the one who started the fight first was at fault, but the old managerâs favoritism obscured his view. If we had a fight, we would have won. What are you doing to embarrass the Lee family?
âOoh, we won?! âShe said I was her sister?!â
âsister?â
When Lee Jae-heon turned to Park Da-young, she smiled sweetly. Seeing as she was older than me and referred to me as her sister, it seemed like she immediately understood my niecesâ personalities. The better these kids treat you, the more generous they will be. Right.
I was amazed and looked at Dayoung Park, who was giving me a wink.
âDid I do well?â
âGood work.â
âHehe?â
Even at the ripe old age of 19, I found that wink to be cute. As expected, Park Da-young was a true image management expert. Next to her, she was looking at Park Da-young as if she couldnât believe that she was her own blood, but she even just ignored her. It can be said that these people are prepared in advance to live in this difficult world.
Jaeheon Lee smiled faintly and nodded.
âOkay, so you won.â
âOh, donât laugh like that! âWe really didnât loseâ¦!â
âThen our Junyoung is always a winner in life.â
âOh really, donât make fun of me!â
âNlrzmlrg~.â
âAh uncle!!â
Seeing the âahâ added to every word, it seemed like there was no more repertoire to come out of that mouth. This is not a world where everyone bends just because you insist, so when will we learn the principles of life? Your sisterâs nephew seems to be making a lot of money. Whatâs the problem with them?
I was worried and comforted my nephews.
âYou must be tired after coming a long way, so go in slowly. âDonât wander around and get scolded by your dad.â
âDad was the one who told me about those bastards first!â
âOh my. âIs this guy doing that shit again?â
ââ¦oh.â
Nephew number 2 shrunk. Nephew number 1 also became solemn.
ââ¦I didnât say anything.â
âThe culprit behind this mess is Lee Jae-hyung.â
âYou canât tell dad what I said, uncle. huh?â
âhaha.â
âSamchoonâ¦!â
âha ha ha.â
In fact, even if he wasnât so nervous, Lee Jae-hyung would have known that things would turn out this way.
Anyway, I know that âLee Jae-heonâ is not a simple, ignorant youngest member with no ideas. If the nephews, who had no authority to investigate, had followed the students to their residence, I could only assume that Lee Jae-hyung had intervened.
Following Jeong In-ho, are you also touching students? By arousing the jealousy of nieces and nephews who donât even know anything? Jaeheon Lee inwardly clicked his tongue.
âItâs not like that nobleman died gracefully either. Are you even using your children for your greed?â
Itâs not for Lee Jae-heon to say, but he has accumulated too much karma. That man probably had no intention of clearing up his karma until he died, so it was obvious without even seeing how Jaehyung Leeâs life would end. I donât know who it will be, but Iâll be stabbing Lee Jae-hyung in the back with a knife at night.
For reference, Jaeheon Lee died before anyone could stab him. What I said to Ha Seong-yoon the other day, âThe world is telling me to die,â wasnât just something I said. I would have to have a more detailed conversation with the possessed person to find out, but it was clear that what was going on was not unusual.
Jaeheon Lee smiled warmly.
âYou guys are here⦠your sister-in-law knows.â
ââ¦Huh Mom? âMomâ¦â
âYou donât know, but it looks like Lee Jae-hyung was the only one who opened his mouth. âWhat about the academy?â
ââ¦Pinch hitterâ¦.â
âSounds like pinch hitter. âIf someone else studies for you, will your grades go up?â
âOh, donât nag meâ¦â
âThis is because you didnât listen to your uncleâs loving advice.â
He also knew Lee Jae-hyungâs wife. She was someone who was captivated by Lee Jae-hyungâs typical bad boy-style face and was fraudulently married to him without knowing his underlying personality. Of course, I know that you have too much of a personality to feel unfair about that, but anyway, I tended to hate my son and daughter being dragged into the affairs of this party.
âBut because of Lee Jae-hyungâs whispering, the children skipped school and went astray?â
Can you really handle that anger?
Lee Jae-heonâs gentle smile made the nephewsâ faces gradually turn white.
ââ¦Please save my uncle.â
âYou score an own goal and grab someoneâs pants leg.â
âDid I get caught? âWe filled up all the empty seats at the academy.â
âIf you spent all that money to raise your child well, then do what you want, nephews. âI wonder if this could be resolved by inserting a pinch hitter.â
âWhy notâ¦?â
âDo you think it will work?â
âYou came this far because you thought it would workâ¦?â
âWhat are they doing that makes them so proud?â
âThereâs no way Mom would be this angry. âI finished my homework.â
âIn the meantime, you were sincere in some strange ways. âThat was well done.â
In the end, after Lee Jae-heon made a phone call to disperse his sister-in-lawâs anger, the nephews quietly prepared to return to their home. The faces of the waiting secretaries were white and dead. It was probably because he heard his sister-in-lawâs loud voice ringing over Lee Jae-heonâs cell phone.
Thanks to this, out of nowhere, âBoss. Do you have any thoughts or not? Itâs an important time for them to prepare to go to college, so I wonder if their habits will improve if we just protect them like this every time. You are determined to ruin our childrenâs lives! Although he received a long series of curses such as âYou did it!â, he was able to return his nephews in return, so it was a profitable business.
âUncle Sa. Be careful with them though. Those bastards have their eyes turnedâ¦â
âI said itâs okay.â
âI understand that you take care of the children as if you were doing charity work, but then you get hit in the backâ¦â
âWhy does Malbon become more unlucky as the days go by?â
âOh uncleâ¦!â
âOkay, I understand. âGo in carefully.â
Only after Lee Jae-heon saw him off was he able to talk to the Park siblings.
âOkay, thank you for your hard work.â
âThank you for your effort.â
âThank you for your hard work~.â
The Park siblings, who had toyed with each other with flashy nonsense until he came, and Lee Jae-heon, who sent their nephews away cleanly, even incurring the wrath of his sister-in-law, praised each other. The rest of the students, who were watching the mess from afar, also quietly approached and joined in.
âIt was neat.â
âYou had a hard time.â
The nerve cords of the survivors in the other world were too thick for the fertilization of the plants in the greenhouse to be effective. If you dare, you can live under the same roof with monsters. Their atmosphere was very warm.
Kim Hee-chan was the only student to make a tackle.
ââ¦What makes it natural? âAm I the only one who finds this absurd?â
And no one answered.
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âIâm sorry it was already late. âMy nephews have different personalities.â
âItâs okay, it was cute.â
âCute⦠Okay, thank you for looking at me so insignificantly.â
Lee Jae-heon immediately understood that the cuteness that Park Da-young was talking about meant, âYouâre so fucking small.â The car carrying the high school students moved smoothly and the students were very excited on the way back to their dormitory apartments.
At the center was Jang Seo-ah, the idol of all the survivors.
âBaby, baby, what do you eat to look so cute?â
âStop saying gross things like âbabyâ and get out of the way, Seong Ji-ho. âWe are worn out.â
âah? No, I just lookedâ¦â
âYour eyes are dirty.â
âI know itâs clean.â
Student Maeng Na-eun intervened in the menâs childish fight.
âYou are both dirty. And speak nicely in front of the child.â
âWhat did we do that youâre scolding us like this?â
âWhy are you trying to get Seo-ahâs favor just because you did something good? Letâs come see Seo-ya. âAww, itâs so pretty.â
As soon as she heard âOh, sheâs pretty,â Jang Seo-ah poked her cheek with her finger.
ââ¦! Huhâ¦!!â
âI tore it.â
âSeo-ah tears people apart with her cuteness.â
âEven we who are dirty can be purified.â
âAn angel, an angel.â
âAngel of Jaeheongyoâ¦.â
âDo your best in moderation.â
âWow, itâs cute.â
Lee Jae-heon knew that it was a half-brainwashed âpretty thingâ, but he didnât want to ruin the mood, so he stayed quiet. The studentsâ innocence⦠pure⦠Anyway, Jang Seo-ah must have recognized the flawless joy, and it was thanks to him that he didnât look particularly tired or uncomfortable.
The studentsâ excitement reached its peak when Jang Seo-ah came out wearing animal pajamas.
âHallelujah.â
âItâs sacred.â
âNoble.â
âThe Messiah has arrived.â
âSeo-ah was an angel.â
âSeo-ah tears people apart.â
âA strong angel.â
Unlike the classy customers she had met so far, Seo-ah, dressed in white fox pajamas, seemed to like the naked face, striking various poses to elicit positive responses. As the protruding ears and thick tails fluttered, screams similar to pterodactyl cries came out of the studentsâ mouths.
âKiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahâ¦!â
âAaaah! Seo-ya, please just look here!â
âHeart, heart, just one more timeâ¦!â
âaffection! fury! done! all!â
Park Da-hoon and Park Da-young were watching this with somewhat sad eyes.
âAssholesâ¦.â
âHeheâ¦.â
The real point came after I had delivered five chickens, two pizzas, a tteokbokki, pigâs feet, and a table of bossam. The students offered all 10 chicken legs for Seo-ah, but the selection was rejected due to Seo-ah preferring light, lean chicken breast.
Jaeheon Lee spoke to the students who were eating their desired late-night snack.
âIâm going to the aquarium with Seo-ah, and I came here to ask if youâd like to go too.â
âHasnât the matter grown beyond just coming to make that suggestion? âIt got quite late because we had to meet my uncleâs nephews, watch the Seo-ah fashion show, and order all the food.â
âYouâve clearly summarized the main points, our Da-hoon. âItâs mostly my unreasonable nephewsâ fault that itâs late.â
âare you okay. âIt was kind of fun.â
âYou know how to live life. âIt was rude, but thank you for making it fun.â
From the moment I arrived with Jang Seo-ah, the pajama party was planned. The childâs pajamas boasted a whopping 13 varieties, and model Jang Seo-ah, who was greatly encouraged by the studentsâ intense presence, struck all kinds of poses. The students were once again turned upside down by a runway that looked like a model walking.
After showing off even the last pajamas, Jang Seo-ah changed into the most popular dog pajamas and took Lee Jae-heonâs lap. I was so excited that I pressed my lips and Jaeheon Lee gently touched my red face.
âI feel cramps in my face from exertion.â
ââ¦Hi.â
Only then did the students scream as they smiled and showed their teeth.
âcuteâ¦!â
âSeoah saves the world!â
âI see the future. I see the future where Seo-ah will save the world!â
Dayoung Park smiled and spoke firmly.
âLetâs not let our Seo-ah grow up like those idiots.â
Jang Seo-ah, who was playing with the fluffy dogâs tail, responded.
âI like it.â
âokay?â
âHeâs a good idiot.â
âLook how smart you are. Oguogu, we eat a lot.â
âHehehe.â
The child smiled brightly as he ate tteokbokki with the mildest taste and lots of cheese on top. The faces of the high school students were also filled with admiration and happiness, and Jaeheon Lee quietly admired it.
In peaceful times, he muttered quietly to himself.
ââ¦Anyway, if weâre all going together, thatâs fine.â
It would be nice if a lot of people were happy now.
Jaeheon Lee laughed helplessly as he recalled the aquarium in the other world.
(Continued in the next part)