Chapter 523
Theatrical Regression Life
Episode 523
ââ¦Huh.â
Song In-myeong muttered, blood dripping from his head.
âAm I out now?â
He slowly looked around.
There is no monster blocking the ground next to me. The strangely realistic-sized monsters, like dolls, were just staring at Song In-myeong, who was far away from us. Only then did I understand the situation.
âFuck you. âItâs finally over now.â
Song In-myeong stroked my head. Well done, kid.
âI want to report it⦠but even if I shout loudly, it wonât be heard well. âIt will only attract the attention of monsters.â
I wanted to tell Lee Jae-heon that we had arrived, but unfortunately the distance between them was too far. In addition, Song In-myeong, who learned for himself about halfway through the film that there are monsters that react to loud noises, decided to just do his job.
Fortunately, the exit of the maze and the souvenir shop counter were not far away.
ââ¦Ugh.â
Stop.
Song In-myeong, standing at the counter, was shocked for a moment.
âItâs a joke, really. How can it be so bigâ¦?â
It was a fact that I knew from the time I saw it from afar, but the counter employee, who seemed to be nearly 3 meters tall, was a threat to Song In-myeong as well. Even more so if it is a giant bipedal fish monster.
âI didnât realize it when I saw it from a distance, but it wasnât just one.â
Song In-myeong glanced at the other side. There was also a fish man at the window of the sign that said âinformationâ. It was smaller than the 3m monster in front of me, so I didnât seem to see it when passing through the maze.
âUhâ¦â
Song In-myeong, who had been rolling his tongue for a moment at the monstersâ bizarre appearance, regained his senses.
He said, handing me a blood-soaked and crumpled map.
âHey, can this be exchanged?â
He even used polite expressions.
Among the monsters in the underworld, monsters with a certain profession, like mannequins, were dangerous if treated carelessly. These fish people were probably of a similar family.
In response to Song In-myeongâs question, the fish monster opened its mouth with teeth sticking out.
âYes you can.â
ââ¦.â
âHowever, there is only one product available at the moment, so exchanges other than that are not possible. Do you still want to exchange it?â
ââ¦Oh, well⦠I seeâ¦â
â¦I was so fucking surprised.
âWhy is your voice so good?â
Surprisingly, the fish man was of a beautiful voice.
His pronunciation was so clear that I strangely liked him. Thanks to this, Song In-myeong was able to be sure that he was definitely not in his right mind.
Anyway, it didnât matter as long as it wasnât an auditory hallucination.
âHere is the product.â
After waiting a moment, the fish man handed me a very small box with his large webbed hands.
ââ¦oh.â
No, actually it wasnât that small of a box.
A cube slightly larger than Song In-myeongâs palm. It was a light blue box wrapped with a gold ribbon with lots of cute pictures of fish on it.
I wanted to untie the ribbon to check its contents, but for some reason it wouldnât undo.
ââ¦?â
âYou are not the owner of the map.â
ââ¦Then why not?â
As soon as the fish man realized that Song In-myeong was not the owner of the dojo map, Song In-myeong measured the angle of the bounce, but fortunately, the opponent did not pounce or attack. He still spoke in a casual tone.
âNo, it doesnât matter. However, the exchange product will not be opened because it belongs to the map owner.â
âokay?â
âI donât know if it will be what you want, but I am sure that the customer will need it.â
âIâm confident, itâs amazing.â
âBecause all our guests have done that.â
ââ¦.â
The conclusive tone strangely hurt Song In-myeongâs mood.
ââ¦Anyway, I have to go back to the entrance. âCanât I just go back to life?â
ââ¦.â
ââ¦Hey? âCanât you hear me?â
ââ¦.â
âWhat are we going to do?â
Song In-myeong wrinkled his face. The fish-man, who had been speaking well just a moment ago, suddenly closed his mouth without moving a single word. Since he didnât speak, the conversation we just had felt like an auditory hallucination.
âWhat are the conditions?â
There was something in sight that made Song In-myeong roll his eyes.
ââ¦.â
An information desk with an employee who is shorter than a 3m monster.
ââ¦Are you sure you canât be that flexible?â
While muttering that, Song In-myeong steadily walked to the front of the information counter.
This monster is approximately 2 meters long, based on my guess. It looked strangely different from the monster just before.
âWell, itâs still a fish.â
Song In-myeong asked the 2m monster, which was as motionless as a doll.
ââ¦Iâm about to go back to the entrance of the souvenir shopâ¦.â
âDo you need a broadcast for Mia?â
Fortunately or frustratingly, the other person responded right away.
âOh, thatâs right, I only do counter work.â
As expected, I was oddly annoyed that I asked an employee who wasnât in charge of guiding and didnât answer.
âNo and⦠Miaâs broadcast?â
missing child? broadcast?
ââ¦Is it possible that I am lost?â
âAre you not lost?â
âIn a broad sense, it is true that I lost it, but wouldnât it be a bit weird to think of it as a lost child? âHow many people can avoid getting lost in a maze as huge as the Pacific Ocean?â
âSo far, I know there are 191 people.â
ââ¦Oh yeahâ¦.â
There are so many, damn.
âWhat happened to all those bastards now?â
Anyway, Iâm sure it wasnât a hopeful ending.
Song In-myeong asked, pointing at his bald head.
âThat Mia⦠If I do this broadcast, can I go back to that entrance?â
âWouldnât your guardian come pick you up?â
âThen what are you doing for me?â
âI can broadcast Mia.â
âWhat on earth are you doing so that I can get back to the entrance?â
âI can call your guardian.â
âWowâ¦â
For some reason, I feel like Iâve been having a lot of trouble lately. Is it because of my mood?
âIâm having a conversation, but I canât understand anything. We speak the same language, but weâre not communicating right now. âIs it because I want something so big that communication is not possible?â
Song In-myeong asked, quickly calming the confusion that had hit his brain hard.
ââ¦Is there any other way besides broadcasting Mia?â
I was afraid of what would happen if the only thing that could be done through broadcasting was to bring in a guardian.
Who is the guardian in the first place? Could it be Lee Jae-heon? Then how did Lee Jae-heon get here?
âDo you want to teleport? Or is it something that created a strong impulse in Lee Jae-heon and brought him here? In the first place, I canât ask
you to say that thatâs what Mia broadcast is.
âIâm sorry, but I donât understand why you canât go back.â
âAnd can I get paid?â
âThe entrance you want is visible right away, so why are you wandering around?â¦â â
â¦.â
Song In-myeong, who was about to swear openly, noticed something strange. It was because the other person seemed to be curious with truly pure intentions.
ââ¦Doesnât that maze look like a maze to them?â
What doesnât make much sense is that these walls were all made of monsters. From the same monsterâs point of view, it may not have been recognized as a maze, but as just a group of people.
After thinking for a moment, Song In-myeong opened his mouth.
ââ¦Can you draw some medicine?â
ââ¦Are you talking about medicine?â
âTell me where I need to go to get to the entrance safely, including all the creatures and objects in this souvenir shop.â
âI can do that if you need it.â
Song In-myeong was able to obtain directions from the fish man. It was not a âjust drawn mapâ, it was as fast as a 3m monster exchanging goods, but I still had faith in it when I saw that the maze was drawn properly.
And that belief was broken after just 10 seconds.
ââ¦is this correct? Is this right?â
âIf you have any inconveniences, please contact customer service.â
âNo, is this correct?â
The directions were overly simple.
Thatâs not to say that a maze made up of monster walls wasnât drawn. It was clearly drawn, however clumsily, and hidden monsters presumed to be traps were also marked.
The problem was that the path guided by the 2m monster passed through the wall.
âWhy are you doing this to me? âDidnât you just recommend a quick suicide?â
âPlease report any inconveniences to customer service.â
âOh, is there a customer service center? I see, customer service center⦠Mr. Ha, itâs still too early for me to die⦠Iâm so young and beautiful⦠But reallyâ¦â
Song In-myeong, who had been thinking for a while, soon stood in front of the starting point marked on the map.
The monsters forming the wall were looking at each other as if asking, âWhat is this guy?â, but Song In-myeong just ignored them and slowly took a deep breath. He kept saying it, but he didnât want to die here.
ââ¦.â
Song In-myeong nodded, holding a box and a map in one hand instead of a map.
ââ¦Iâll pass by.â
Saying that, Song In-myeong moved closer to break through the monster wall.
Up until now, I had been attacked when I got close to the wall, so I reflexively frowned, but surprisingly, nothing happened.
ââ¦?â
Does this work?
âWhy is this happening?â
The downside was that my entire body became wet with a strange slime as I whined past the monsters, but fortunately I was not attacked. Half of Song In-myeongâs absurdity flew away.
ââ¦What was there a shortcut?â
A vein appeared on Song In-myeongâs temple.
I donât know if this was possible after receiving the directions, or if there was a hidden shortcut originally, but a strange feeling of irritation slowly rose up. What on earth will become of me, who has worked so hard and made my way through this maze?
âI need to know that the secret world was so cruelâ¦â
Although grumbling, Song In-myeong, holding the map in his hand carefully, steadily took the shortcut. It was quite a distance to the entrance, but thanks to the extremely shortened route, I was able to leave the souvenir shop shortly.
Song In-myeong, who was in tatters, held the product box and made a confident request like General Kaesong.
âGive me a compliment.â
Jaeheon Lee, who was waiting, smiled brightly and answered.
âThank you for your effort.â
âGive me more.â
âYou did very well. I thought it would be inevitable if I gave up midway, but I canât help but be impressed by the fact that the results were better than I expected. Thanks, it was a great help. I couldnât help you due to my bad condition, but thank you for persevering in carrying out your mission. âI canât give you anything right now, but I hope that even this meager compliment will make you feel better.â
ââ¦.â
âThis is a fair evaluation of you for your excellent performance. Thank you for your hard work and strength. âIt must have been difficult to move because you were injured, so itâs really amazing that you did this all by yourself.â
ââ¦Stop thatâ¦.â
Song In-myeong, who looked a little pale, handed over a light blue box. This meant that I should quickly shut up after receiving this. Jaeheon Lee willingly granted his teammateâs wish. He untied the ribbon on the light blue box.
Inside were two not-so-big dolls.
âWhat was inside?â
âThey are dolls.â
ââ¦Itâs back to being polite againâ¦.â
Lee Jae-heon opened his mouth, ignoring Song In-myeong, who was making a fuss.
âYou look like someone.â
Who is this?
ââ¦First of all, itâs Lee Jae-heon.â
For some reason, Lee Jae-heon turned his gaze away from the old black-haired doll and looked at the other one.
Slightly curly hair and half-moon shaped eyes. Black aviator jumper and gray hoodie. And black pants and sneakers. Although it was scaled down, it was distinctive enough to know who it was modeled after.
âLetâs seeâ¦â
Lee Jae-heon raised his head and saw a student trapped in the fish tank.
The student, whose clothes looked exactly like the doll he was holding, was looking down at me with anxious eyes. Lee Jae-heon read both trust and anxiety in his gaze.
Lee Jae-heon, who was looking up, immediately put his ear to the dollâs body.
ââ¦.â
My heart is pounding.
The sound of a fast beating heart.
ââ¦aha.â
Jaeheon Lee smiled deeply.
It was a pretty good product.
(Continued in the next part)