Chapter 154: For Whom The Hammer Tolls (1)
I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch
Naturally, any large city would have at least one street of metal shops.
After leaving the carriage at the inn, they asked for directions to the metal shops and headed back out to the streets.
Then there was something that felt missing.
âCome to think of it, no one came out to greet us?â
While she hadnât particularly expected it, the lack of the usual welcome made her feel empty.
When you donât know something, you just ask someone who does, and coincidentally, there was a muscle-bound weirdo in the group who answered even without being asked.
âThereâs no particular orthodox martial hall to speak of in Zhumadian, Noonim.â
âOing? Why?â
âFirst of all, isnât it a city used as a major government stronghold? Orthodox martial halls are usually rare in cities where government influence is strong.â
Clans (local gentry) cannot take root in government-controlled cities.
Rather, even halls that were originally established there end up being pushed out by pressure.
Moreover, orthodox martial halls are basically chivalrous people who donât listen to the government.
It was even more so after the Celestial Martial Emperor.
When the government borrows the power of Murim, itâs usually for dirty or unjust deeds theyâre ashamed of, so orthodox martial halls wouldnât respond to that.
However, unorthodox martial halls were bastards who actively approached government officials without even the pride (this is Zhuge Ihyeonâs explanation) to refuse.
Moreover, since their usual deeds were dirty and unjust, they often took on government errands well.
So in cities tightly controlled by the government, orthodox factions dry up and only unorthodox ones swarm.
âIsnât that dangerous then? If itâs swarming with unorthodox bastards.â
âWhile the southeastern Central Plains, where the Unorthodox Pathâs influence is strong, certainly has that aspect, thereâs no unorthodox faction that would dare touch an orthodox martial artist in Henan.â
Zhuge Ihyeon said with a gentle smile.
This was because the cityâs location was quite unfavorable.
To the north were Shaolin and the Beggarâs Union, to the south was the Zhuge Clan, to the east was the Namgung Clan, and to the west was the Wudang Sect.
If the Unorthodox Faction acted up relying on government backing, they wouldnât be able to avoid annihilation from the combined forces of the Orthodox Faction from all directions.
âSo at most, their mischief would be limited to ignoring us as if we donât exist, Noonim.â
âHmm.â
After arriving at the metal shop street like this, Tang Nanah took the lead and guided the group.
Qing knew nothing about metal shop streets, and even Zhuge Ihyeon, who liked to talk, wasnât an expert in the field of needles.
However, Tang Nanah wasnât a reliable guide either.
âHey, you apprentice there. Whoâs the best needle craftsman in this city?â
Speaking informally right off the bat to a stranger was befitting of the Speaking Poison Flowerâs reputation as a villainess.
She only acted like a Chihuahua-level idiot when with Qing. Originally, she was a high-class young lady with no regard for others.
The poor apprentice was more distracted by her dazzling beauty than the sudden informal speech.
âHey. Whatâs this? Are you ignoring me?â
âNo, no, Iâm not. But what do you mean by needle craftsman? What craftsman in the world makes a living just making needles?â
ââ¦?â
There are very few craftsmen in the world who specialize in needles.
Only in medical families like the Tang Clan, who also run metal shops, would they have a needle craftsman in the family to make them. As the apprentice said, how many needles could be sold to specialize in making them?
If there was a craftsman famous for needles, physicians from all over the world would come to buy them.
When asking for a needle craftsman at a local metal shop, the response would naturally be to ask if such a craftsman even exists.
âThen how do the physicians in this town make needles?â
âWell, if you just flatten it thin and long, itâs a needleâ¦â
Tang Nanah frowned deeply.
Saying that flattening it thin and long makes it a needle was an outrageous statement that a physician absolutely couldnât let slide.
âWhat kind of stupid talk is that? Forget it. Then, whoâs the best craftsman in the city?â
âThat would be Old Man Ban, but right now heâsâ¦â
The apprentice tried to say something, but Tang Nanah, who had already lost her patience, immediately barked at him.
âYou talk too much. Which way do I go?â
âGo straight and at the second alleyâ¦â
The apprentice explained the way.
Unexpectedly, the metal shop street seemed quite developed, as the directions were quite complex.
Surprisingly, Tang Nanah nodded and said with an expression of complete understanding.
âLittle Brother Zhuge? Did you remember?â
âOf course, Noonim Tang.â
âThen letâs go.â
Qing nodded at this scene and thought.
People should naturally leave things they canât do to others.
Even if she seems like a quack, sheâs still a physician, so it seems sheâs not completely incapable of using her head.
Zhuge Ihyeon, fully demonstrating his status as the top intellect among muscle men, showed the marvel of memorizing the complex directions heard just once and leading the group.
Finally, arriving in front of the Ban Family Metal Shop, said to be the best in the city, Qing asked.
âHmm. Zhugie, is this the right place?â
It was a building that didnât seem to have been used for a long time.
In the open space characteristic of metal shops with just a roof, fresh weeds had already grown up to ankle height.
Considering it was early spring before even cherry blossoms had bloomed, it meant it hadnât been managed at all.
âNoonim, weâve come to the right place. Look, itâs right there. Ban Family Metal Shop.â
Zhuge Ihyeon pointed to a signboard lying on the ground.
The signboard, made of iron plate befitting a metal shop, clearly had the four characters for âBan Family Metal Shopâ engraved in elegant calligraphy.
âJust looking at the signboard, itâs clear this is a craftsman of extraordinary skill. Howeverâ¦â
Even if he was a layman when it came to needles, the Zhuge Clanâs metal shop was also one of the famous names known throughout the world for its precise mechanism production.
The level of craftsmanship could be seen just from the characters engraved on the signboard.
âWell, weâll know when we go in. Hello? Is anyone here?â
Qing said this as she darted into the metal shop that looked almost like an abandoned house.
âWhatâs this, did the shop go out of business?â
And as she looked around inside, suddenlyâ
Her eyes met squarely with those of an old man quietly glaring from the shadows.
âAaack! Shit, you scared meâ¦â
Qing let out an unladylike, strong scream.
But that was only for a moment.
The only things she feared were ghosts or a sudden nuclear noogie from her master falling from the sky, not just an old man glaring.
âExcuse me, grandpa? Are you okay? Why are you like this? You scared me.â
âNow youâre even mobilizing women! Get out! Even if I die, I have no intention of forging weapons for you bastards!â
The old man shouted vehemently.
âOing? We came to make needles, not weapons.â
âHa! Arenât hidden weapons still weapons?â
âNo, not those needles, but long needles. The ones physicians use for acupuncture. Donât you know needles? Needles? Has grandpa already gone senile?â
At this, the old manâs expression turned to bewilderment.
âYou came to make needles? Not to ask me to make swords?â
âI already have a sword, you know? Why would I use another sword when I have the one my master gave me?â
Qing said, tapping her scabbard.
Only then did the old man show an embarrassed expression.
âAhem. Yes, you came to make needles⦠Itâs been a while since I had customers⦠Needles are quite expensive, though.â
âAh. Wait a moment. Iâm not the one buying them.â
At this, Tang Nanah held out the broken needle.
As soon as Blacksmith Ban saw the broken needle, he let out a deep sigh.
âOh my, how did you break such a precious needle? Just looking at it, itâs undoubtedly a divine relic that might appear once in an era.â
âCould it possibly be reattached?â
At this, the old man carefully examined the broken cross-section.
âTsk tsk. How much force must have been used for this excellent needle to break like this? As they say, âpearls before swine,â it seems the tool is a divine item of the world, but the ownerâs skill falls far short.â
âWhat? What did this old man just say?â
âStill, fortunately, the cross-section is clean, so it shouldnât be difficult to reattach.â
Tang Nanahâs face turned bright red.
âWhat does an old man know? What kind of muscle blocks a needle wrapped in Inner Qi? It would be easier to stick a needle in a rock.â
âAh. So the young lady was doing acupuncture. This old man has made a foolish mistake.â
âHmph.â
Tang Nanah snorted.
âSo, whereâs the other half?â
âUh. About that.â
Tang Nanah looked at Qing.
âSpeaking of which. Old man, donât you have those thin tongs used for making needles? We need to pull out something stuck in a bodyâ¦â
The broken needle was stuck in Qingâs shoulder with just the tip slightly protruding, so it was in a state where it couldnât be pulled out without a proper tool to grip it firmly.
It was too short to grab with hands as the protruding part was only as big as a millet grain, and fingernails would slip on the metal and couldnât apply enough force to pull it out.
Moreover, ordinary tongs couldnât even grip the thin long needle tightly.
Fortunately, among the tools the old man had collected over a lifetime of running a metal shop, there was a pair of tongs for gripping iron needles.
âAlright, shall we pull it out?â
âIf you pull it out and itâs broken in half, I really wonât let it slide. Iâll shout as my Hidden Dragon Tournament victory speech that the Tang Clanâs Whatever Nanah is a quack physician who kills patients.â
âUgh.â
Suddenly, Tang Nanahâs movements became stiff.
Qing narrowed her eyes.
âWhatâs this, surely thereâs no real possibility of that, right?â
âItâs all because of you, Qingâer! Your muscles are compressed like rocks, not even like Ten Thousand Year Cold Iron, so if the needle canât withstand it and twistsâ¦â
âYes, itâs my fault, my fault, all my fault.â
âWell. Anyway. Ah, over there!â
âHuh? What? Whatâs there-â
Swoosh, there was a clear feeling of something being pulled out.
A sigh of relief followed.
âPhew, it came out safely and well.â
âTo induce carelessness, what a vile trickâ¦â
âCome on. How can you say such things even when I speak?â
Tang Nanah laughed and slapped Qingâs back.
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And then Old Man Ban was in a fuss about having to light the fire again.
Anyway, it wasnât particularly interesting for Qing, who didnât know anything about metal shop work, to watch.
âCome to think of it, Old Man Ban. Are you perhaps a descendant of Ban Chi?â
âAh, Noonim! You know Ban Chi! He was truly the greatest blacksmith of all time!â
âUh, yeahâ¦â
It was the usual nonsense Qing spouted.
Hearing it from someone elseâs mouth made her feel strange.
Isnât this guy like actually from the Central Plains?
Is this the true spirit of pretending to know things? One that transcends time and space itself?
âActually, metal shop work is hard and tiring, and doesnât bring in much income, so usually children inherit it. In fact, unless youâre skilled enough as a craftsman to amass some wealth, even getting married isnât easyâ¦â
So often, they pick up orphans, raise them, and pass on their skills.
Of course, in most cases, they substitute wages with the cost of skill transfer, so theyâre usually no different from servants cum assistants who are just provided with room and board.
Some craftsmen with personality issues even work them like slaves until their bodies break down and then kick them out.
âThatâs why many blacksmiths have the surname Ban. It means they want to emulate the greatest craftsman among craftsmen.â
âHmm.â
âAh. Speaking of Ban Chi, I canât help but mention his beautiful love story and the Bokshinjeok. The Bokshinjeok refers to Ban Chiâs treasure that has now disappeared forever, a flute made of Ten Thousand Year Cold Ironâ¦â
Qing stretched out her hand to the side.
Then Gyeon Pohee took out a flute from somewhere and placed it firmly in that hand.
It was thanks to Choi Leeong having completed the handover.
âZhugie. This is that Bokshinjeok that was said to have disappeared forever.â
ââ¦It really is Ten Thousand Year Cold Iron. Is it genuine?â
The Zhuge Clanâs metal shop is famous.
And Zhuge Ihyeon was knowledgeable about all the business his family was involved in.
He could recognize at a glance the characteristic lusterless dark blue appearance of Ten Thousand Year Cold Iron.
âThen what? Would it be fake?â
âMy goodness, such a treasureâ¦â
Qing succeeded in temporarily sealing the never-resting terror of a chatterbox by placing the Bokshinjeok in Zhuge Ihyeonâs hand.
However, the peace for her ears that had come after a long time did not last long.
âWhatâs this, old man? Who said you could light a fire?â
âDidnât we tell you to close up shop?â
âWhoâs there? What fearless bastards dare to violate the laws of the Namen Sectâ¦â
It was thanks to a group of thugs who appeared wearing swords loosely.
Qing smiled brightly as she confirmed their Evil Karma.