Chapter 930 - You Really Know How To Bullsh*t!
The Abandoned Husband Dominates
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
âF*ck! He really guessed it!â
Salvatore looked incredulous. He couldnât believe that this fortune-teller managed to guess correctly.
Victoria was also very surprised. She didnât know how her father had guessed it.
Did her father really learn how to read fortunes over the past 10 years?n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Actually, Jordan already knew the answer.
All he needed to do was to find a proper way to reveal the answer to Salvatore, so as to trick him. Even if Salvatoreâs lackey wasnât called Dale but Sammy or something.
Jordan would use some other way to link to the word âDaltonâ.
Speaking of Dale, Jordan found it a little strange because he had never seen him before.
As Salvatore had been with Jordan for two years, he had done many things for him. While Jordan had seen all of Salvatoreâs closest subordinates, he had never seen Dale before.
Salvatore clapped in shock. âNot bad, old man. You guessed right. If you have the ability, guess his first and middle name!â
âOh f*ck, I shouldnât have told you that my benefactor has a middle name too.â
Jordan smiled. âI already knew before you said so. Itâs written on the divination. Your benefactor has a first, middle and last name.â
Salvatore asked in a puzzled voice,
âWhere is it written? Arenât there two circles and four crosses? Itâs either two names or four names. How does he have three names?â
Jordan didnât know how to answer the question. He couldnât think of any good excuse so he just said in an annoyed tone,
âWill you understand even if I tell you? Are you a divination master? Donât interrupt me!â
This time, Salvatore backed off. âAlright, youâre awesome. You know your stuff. Guessing the surname isnât that impressive. If you have the ability to guess his first and middle names, Iâll acknowledge you as my master!â
Jordan stroked his beard and pretended to look like an expert.
âYou flipped the coin six times just now. It was a cross four times. In other words, it was heads four times. Therefore, the second word of your benefactorâs name isâ¦â
Jordan was about to say that the middle name was âHeadlyâ, which was indeed Pabloâs middle name.
Dale suddenly said, âThatâs not right. Salvatore, when you referred to heads, did you mean the side with Rooseveltâs face? Or the side with the torch?â
Salvatore was confused. âThe side with the torch, is there a problem? Isnât that right?â
Dale said, âOf course not! The side with Rooseveltâs face is heads! If you donât believe me, Iâll use my phone to check for you.â
Dale took out his phone and did an internet search. He showed Salvatore the results.
Salvatore smacked his forehead. âOh my god, Iâve always thought the reverse was true.â
Jordan was also stunned. Strangely, he had the same misconception as Salvatore! This was partly because Jordan spent most of his growing-up years overseas, so he was not familiar with US coins.
Nevertheless, Jordan was not stumped by this little misunderstanding.
Jordan said calmly, âFortunately, Dale reminded me. I almost forgot that this is 2020. 2020 is the year of the reverse. All the results have to be reversed. You threw out four tails but we have to reverse it. So your benefactorâs middle name is Headly, right?â
Salvatore was dumbfounded. He was equally amazed by Jordanâs accuracy and his ability to twist things around.
Circles, crosses, wind runes, lotus flowers, and now âyear of the reverseâ?
Why had he never heard of such a thing before?
Salvatore was a little speechless. âI say, Grandpa, the way you deduced the name Headly is a little too far-fetched, isnât it?â
If Dale hadnât said anything about the heads and tails of the coin, the old man probably wouldnât have talked about the bullsh*t year of the reverse!
Jordan said, âWho cares if itâs far-fetched or not? Just tell me if my divination is correct!â
Salvatore was an honest person. He lowered his head and said indignantly, âYes, you guessed it right. If you have the guts, guess the first name now!â
Jordan glanced around the room and suddenly heard the sound of a mosquito.
âIs that a mosquito?â
Jordan suddenly asked.
Smack!
Salvatore slapped the mosquito to death and said, âItâs normal to have mosquitoes in this area.â
Jordan smiled faintly and was about to speak.
Unexpectedly, Victoria seemed to have figured out Jordanâs plan and interrupted.
âSir! I know! A mosquito appeared beside Mr. Salvatore. Is his first name Moses? Mr. Salvatoreâs benefactor is called Moses Headly Dalton, right?!â
âHaha, youâre wrong!â
Salvatore was thrilled.
Jordan scolded Victoria. âWhy did you make that guess? The art of divination is unfathomable. How can it be as simple as that?â
Victoria pouted like a spoiled daughter in front of her father. âIâm sorry, Sir. Then his first name isâ¦â
Jordan said, âHis first name is indeed related to this mosquito, but itâs not that simple. Let me ask you, is a mosquito considered big or small?â
Victoria was stunned for a moment before answering, âSmall.â
Jordan nodded. âThatâs right. Salvatoreâs benefactorâs first name is Pablo, which means âlittleâ in Spanish.â
âSalvatore, your benefactorâs name is Pablo Headly Dalton! Am I right?!â
âOh my god!â
Salvatore was completely stunned!
âThis was too f*cking ridiculous!â
Jordan was clearly forcing the circumstances to fit the answer. He had even lectured Victoria that the art of divination was not that simple.
Everyone thought that Jordan would use some complicated reasoning to deduce the first name.
But it turned out to be just a random mosquito!
In fact, deducing the name to be Moses would be more reasonable than the name Pablo!
Salvatore gasped. âImpossible, itâs impossible for you to have guessed. Did you already know about our relationship?â
From Salvatoreâs words, Victoria knew that Jordan had guessed correctly. She was overjoyed.
Victoria spoke up for Jordan. âMr. Salvatore, this old man is a fortune-teller. How would he know about your world? Mr. Salvatore, a big man like you wonât be a sore loser, right?â
Salvatore felt very helpless. He thought for a moment and said, âOld man, youâre quite capable. But if you really did know about my relationship with Pablo, Iâll be a fool to let you off today! How about this? Iâll let you divine another one. If you can divine what kind of woman I like, Iâll admit that youâre really capable! Iâll bow to you and acknowledge you as my master!â
What kind of woman did Salvatore like?
This was too simple.
Salvatore was infatuated with Emily.
In his eyes, even Lauren, Victoria, Hailey, Lota, Park Anya and all the other peerless beauties could not compare to the âordinaryâ Emily Clarke!