CH 18
Shut Up, You Fake Fan!
Shen Weixing concentrated and stayed silent for a few seconds, clicked on Ye Jiuyueâs Wechat, then asked, âIs that guy your dormmate? Oh, Iâve met your dormitory group before.â
Shen Weixing clicked into Ye Jiuyueâs dormitory group chat, and used Ye Jiuyueâs way of speaking to simply explain the situation to the other three members.
His dormmates hadnât slept yet, so they all rushed to ask how he was and stuff. They also offhandedly mentioned Sui Dong, who had come over to drop off his backpack.
Shen Weixing coldly laughed, and replied: I have a boyfriend already, you guys shouldnât help Sui Dong dig a hole in my boyfriendâs wall, my boyfriend will get really angry.
Roommate A: â¦â¦
Roommate B: â¦â¦
Roommate C: â¦â¦
Ye Jiuyueï¼^_^
Roommate A: Umâ¦.youâre Jiuyueâsâ¦â¦boyfriendâ¦.rightâ¦..
Ye Jiuyue saw that Shen Weixing was holding his phone, so he curiously asked, âWhat is it?â
Shen Weixing said, completely poker-faced, âYour roommates are asking if Iâm your boyfriend or not.â
Shen Weixing narrowed his eyes and looked at Ye Jiuyue. âHow do you want me to reply?â
This answer would determine what type of breakfast Ye Jiuyue would be able to eat tomorrow morning. Shen Weixing coldly laughed as he thought in his mind. Although he didnât know what the correct answer was either, but, in any case heâd get Ye Jiuyue to answer first.
ââ¦â¦â Ye Jiuyue suddenly felt like his head hurt even more, then instead of answering, he asked, âWhat did you say?â
Shen Weixing, the experienced working-adult, slyly said, âArenât you annoyed by Sui Dong? Iâm helping you dissuade him. Itâs easy to tell that your dormmates have been bribed by him, they were all putting in a good word for him. If you donât say things clearly, then in the future heâll still annoy you. In any case, youâve already told Sui Dong that Iâm your boyfriend. Your dormmates know that youâre not straight, thereâs no problem, right?â
Ye Jiuyue slowly said, âBut you should have told me first, though.â
Shen Weixing abruptly remembered the things he had said to Sui Dong, paused, then asked, âAre you angry?â
Ye Jiuyue hesitated, didnât admit to it, and didnât deny it either, but just repeated once more, âYou should have told me first, though.â
âAh, sorry.â Shen Weixing readily admitted his mistakes. âIndeed, I should have told you beforehand, next time I wonât do that anymore.â
Ye Jiuyueâs expression was still unperturbed; you couldnât tell if he was happy or angry. âEn.â
âEvery time you say âenâ, I donât know what you mean by it.â Shen Weixing was just about rendered speechless. âThen are you still angry?â
âI wasnât angry.â Ye Jiuyue said. âNext time, donât be like this.â
âAlright.â Shen Weixing gave him back his phone. He thought about it, couldnât keep it in, then furtively said, âI just donât like Sui Dong.â
Ye Jiuyue asked, confused, âWhy?â
Whyâ¦..Shen Weixing was a little muddled as well. âWhat do you mean, why? He keeps harassing you and doesnât give up. You already told him so many times, yet heâs still clinging to you.â
Ye Jiuyue: âOh.â
The two fell into a deep silence.
Shen Weixing felt like the atmosphere was very bizarre, and was thinking he should say something. âThen you can continue resting. The doctor said that after taking the medicine, youâd get better faster if you rest more. Iâll be in the living room so if thereâs anything you need, call me.â
Ye Jiuyue asked, âYouâre sleeping on the sofa?â
Shen Weixing said, disdainful, âWhat if I catch your cold while sleeping on the bed?â
Ye Jiuyue bypassed this sentence of his. After seriously thinking about it, his face was hotter than just the fever and said, âI heard thatâ¦â¦â
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Ye Jiuyue really was a weirdo! Why did he just feel like he was cute for a moment there?!
Where did he fucking hear about such things from?! What messed up stuff was he thinking about every day?! Canât you just use your brain to focus on winning a Nobel Prize?!
Shen Weixing pushed Ye Jiuyue, whose brain was filled with trash, back under the covers to sleep. He shut the door and went to the living room, continuing to look at his script. As he read, the whole script became filled with âitâs hotter, itâs hotter, itâs hotterâ, so much so that he really did become hotter as well. Throwing the script heavily onto the sofa, he punched a fist into the air, then got up and went to the bathroom.
You canât blame my side for being weak-willed, the enemy was just too contemptible!
As Shen Weixing cursed Ye Jiuyue out with gritted teeth in his head, he imagined what âhotterâ would be like, and then he rested for a while on the toilet seat, then got up to wash his hands.
Contemptible! Too contemptible!
Shen Weixing was still cursing Ye Jiuyue out as he washed his hands.
Shen Weixing finished washing his hands and went to drink some water. He hesitated a moment, then pushed open the door to the bedroom and went to check up on Ye Jiuyue.
Ye Jiuyue had silently fallen asleep again. His body was half sideways, and his face was on the outer area with the blanket pulled up high, covering the majority of his face.
Shen Weixing walked over with light steps and pulled down the top of his blanket for him.
Ye Jiuyueâs fast asleep face was gradually revealed, he seemed extremely peaceful and looked a little innocent, and well-behaved.
Shen Weixing was entranced. It was just that he felt like looking at Ye Jiuyue like this, his own feelings were very calm and tranquil, it was especially strange, just staring in such a boring way, he actually didnât feel bored at all.
As he was staring, it was as if he was controlled by a mysterious power, Shen Weixing couldnât control himself from slowly moving closer to Ye Jiuyue, his lips gently touching Ye Jiuyueâs eyelid.
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Shen Weixing was abruptly startled awake from his dazed dreamlike state, and gaped in shock at Ye Jiuyue, who was still fast asleep.
Oh my god! What am I doing?!
Shen Weixing maintained his shock while gaping at Ye Jiuyue, as if he had been struck by lightning.
ãlearn how to cook with meã
Shen Weixing: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Wen Dong: â¦â¦.
Boss A: Ever since you got a sex life, you havenât bothered the chat in the middle of the night in ages, I donât miss this at all.
Boss D: It canât be that Jiuyue was feverish to the point of a serious problem? @Hua Lin, prepare yourself for a medical dispute.
Hua Lin: Scram!
Shen Weixing: @Boss D How do you know he has a fever?
Hua Lin: Because after you and Jiuyue left, he brought his little lover, who had been XXXâd by him until passing out, over to my clinic and was just in time to see your carâs license plate leaving in the distance.
Boss Dï¼â¦â¦
Boss D: Hua Lin, Iâll count to three, you go die.
Wen Dong: Shen Ge, what is it, exactly?
Hua Lin: Has Jiuyueâs fever broken yet? If itâs really bad, then Iâll get someone to go over and give him an IV drip. Where do you guys live?
Shen Weixing: Just took his temperature, heâs much better, he ate and is sleeping. But Iâm not talking about that.
Shen Weixing: Iâm going to tell you guys something, you guys arenât allowed to laugh at me.
Boss A: Tell us, we wonât laugh.
Boss B: Tell us, we wonât laugh.
Shen Weixing: I just found out, that thereâs something not quite right with me.
Boss D: What isnât right?
Shen Weixing: I donât know what isnât right either.
Shen Weixing: I inexplicably kissed Ye Jiuyue!
Boss Aï¼â¦â¦
Wen Dongï¼â¦â¦
Boss Fï¼â¦â¦
Shen Weixing: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Boss A: Donât tell me, that after all these months of being with him, youâve only just kissed today? Iâd always assumed you two had done everything that should be done, but now youâre telling me that you two have been just holding hands for months, and just purely been under the same covers, chatting? Wei Xing, Iâm starting to wonder about your health.
Hua Lin: How about I arrange an examination for you.
Wen Dong: It canât be right? Shen Ge, didnât you say that you two got together a long time ago?
Hua Lin: Then letâs change the angle of thought. The âget togetherâ that Wei Xing believes in might not be the âget togetherâ that we know, but for him, it means just holding hands and sleeping in the same bed for an entire night?
Boss D: @Wen Dong, impart some moves to your Shen Ge. It doesnât need to be any high-level stuff, just the basics are enough.
Shen Weixing: Fuck! Thatâs not it! You all shut up!
Shen Weixing: What I meant is, when I kissed him, the feeling wasnât the same! It felt really strange! Before, whenever I kissed him, it wasnât like this! My hand even went numb and weak! I fucking even wanted to marry him for a moment there!
Wen Dong:â¦â¦
Boss Aï¼â¦â¦
Boss D: Oh.
Boss Fï¼â¦â¦
Hua Lin: Then marry him.
Boss B: fuuck.
Boss E: Fuck.
Boss Gï¼â¦â¦
Shen Weixing: Say something you guys!
Boss A: Youâre the one who told us to shut up.
Hua Lin: I said it already, get married.
Boss D: Wei Xing, youâI donât know what to say, you guys say it.
Boss B: Itâs a good thing, get married, Wei Xing, daddy supports you. Which car do you want to switch to, daddy will give it to you as a dowry.
Shen Weixing: Scram (ãï½Ð)ã
Shen Weixing: What attitude is this? Do you guys have absolutely no memory of who it is I like?
Shen Weixing: Thatâs why Iâm saying itâs really weird!
Boss D:Â Purehearted Wei Xing, online and here to chat.
Shen Weixing: Shut up.
Hua Lin: Donât listen to them, Wei Xing, listen to me, I minored in psychology. Iâll analyze things for you. This behaviour of yours means one thing, that what you feel towards Xia Qiu isnât true love, your true love is Ye Jiuyue. So hurry up and go propose, get the marriage done before next year, donât procrastinate.
Shen Weixing: Are you making things up and spouting nonsense?
Boss A: Kids that have grown up and have matured really are different huh, he can even see that youâre spouting nonsense now.
Shen Weixing:Â I like Xia Qiu.
Shen Weixing:Â I canât like two people at the same time!
Hua Lin: â¦â¦
Boss B: Weixing, tell the truth, are you really this pure-hearted?
Boss A: Do you even need to ask this type of useless question?
Hua Lin: Yeah, thatâs right, you canât like two people at the same time, what Wei Xing said is right, donât listen to them talking nonsense, I feel like what you said is right. So right now you push Xia Qiu to the side, and thereâll only be Jiuyue, then youâll only like one person.
Boss F: Yup, yup, yup itâs like that.
Shen Weixing:Â Iâm not talking about this with you guys anymore, you guys all have biases against Xia Qiu.
Shen Weixing private messaged Wen Dong.
Shen Ge: Private chat.
Wen Dong: ?
Shen Ge: They all have a bias against Xia Qiu, you donât, Iâll talk to you about it.
Wen Dong: â¦â¦
ãHave we included  to play today, is  done for today yetã
Wen Dong:Â Shen Ge private messaged me, saying that you all have biases against Xia Qiu, and that I didnât.
Wen Dong: â¦â¦But I do.
Wen Dong: The first time I saw Xia Qiu I felt that there was something wrong with him.
Rinrin: And so he starts to notice his own feelings
Ppeach:Â Yay!!
Kleyvanilla: I find it cute how Weixing really acts like a spoiled daughte