CH 6
Shut Up, You Fake Fan!
Shen Weixing didnât know how he fell asleep either. When he woke up, he found that the TV and lights were both turned off, and he was still lying on the sofa with a blanket covering him.
ââ¦â¦â
Laoziâs bath was taken for nothing?!
Shen Weixing furiously got up and walked to the bedroom. He climbed up onto the bed, slipped under the covers, and â¡â¡ Ye Jiuyue.
Ye Jiuyue was fast asleep and didnât wake up even when he was flipped over by Shen Weixing. It was just that when the blanket was gone it was a little cold, so he subconsciously burrowed deeper into Shen Weixingâs arms, found a comfortable position, and continued to sleep.
I get paid more than ten million per show just to be used as a body pillow by you? Shen Weixing kissed him, his hands moving here and there for a long while, then felt that there was not much fun in this, so he stopped, and was extremely unhappy.
Usually, Ye Jiuyue would cooperate in the act or even initiate things. Although at first it was generally Shen Weixing who wanted to do it, but as long as it started, Ye Jiuyue would get lusty and forward, which caused Shen Weixing to get hooked after one taste. Now that he was facing a dead fish Ye Jiuyue, he was very unsatisfied.
Shen Weixing poked Ye Jiuyueâs face again. âHey.â
Ye Jiuyue continued sleeping.
Shen Weixing was feeling a little wronged. âI already took a shower. Hey, you liar.â
Ye Jiuyue was sleeping very soundly.
Shen Weixing applauded himself for not being a beast, and didnât have any interest in fucking a corpse. Moreover, it wasnât that he absolutely had to have sex right now; hence, he could only lay back down under the covers and go to sleep as well.
He couldnât fall asleep, so he thought about some things. As he pondered, he felt that perhaps Ye Jiuyue had a very big misunderstanding about their relationship.
It couldnât be thatâ-it couldnât be that Ye Jiuyue thought they were dating, could he?!
Shen Weixing sat up in alarm and stared at Ye Jiuyue in caution and dissatisfaction.
Ye Jiuyue really might have overthought. After all, his thought processes were very strange and out of left field.
Ha. Ha. Donât dream. Itâs impossible, me and you, itâs impossible. Shen Weixing thought, feeling high and mighty.
Just as Shen Weixing was happily thinking about how to disperse Ye Jiuyueâs crazy dreams while happily holding Ye Jiuyue in his arms, Ye Jiuyue suddenly said, still asleep, âSaveâ-Sui Dong.â
Sui Dong?
Shen Weixing remembered that tonight by the lakeside, this was the name that Ye Jiuyue called that little shrimp.
His face darkened immediately. Just as he was thinking about kicking Ye Jiuyue aside, he heard Ye Jiuyue say, âI donât want to repeat a yearâ¦â¦â
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Only then did Ye Jiuyue wake up, gasping while still feeling the after-effects of his fear. Good thing it was a dream.
Shen Weixing frostily asked, âWhat did you dream about?â
Ye Jiuyue paused. âWhat?â
Shen Weixing said, âI heard you call out for Sui Dong. You were very agitated and were very pitiful.â
Ye Jiuyue laughed. âNo, I dreamt that my national exam test paper was burned up, so I had to repeat a year.â
Shen Weixingï¼ââ¦â¦â
Are you a weirdo!?
âI apologize. Letâs continue sleeping.â Ye Jiuyue laid down and went back to sleep.
Shen Weixing complained, âYou kicked me just now. It hurts.â
Ye Jiuyue got up again, filled with remorse. With the blanket still draped over his head, he asked, âWhere did I kick you? Sorry, Iâll massage it for you.â
Shen Weixing said, âMy leg.â
Ye Jiuyue massaged his leg.
Shen Weixing seized the chance to be a perv. âMy â¡â¡Â was kicked too.â
Ye Jiuyueï¼ââ¦â¦â
Ah, letâs stop being a fan. Idol, can you not talk? I beg you, donât speak, just be nice and silent and let me look at your face, okay?
Ye Jiuyue was feeling very pained.
Shen Weixing urged him, âGo on and massage.â
Ye Jiuyue continued massaging his leg. After a while of this, he clapped his hands and laid back down, pretending to be deaf and mute, returning to sleep.
Just with this bit of teasing, Shen Weixing was very happy. His ploy wasnât successful, but he wasnât angry. Once again, he hugged Ye Jiuyue and held him in his arms, then gave him a kiss. âHey.â
âEn?â Ye Jiuyue asked with eyes closed.
âTonight that guy was your ex-boyfriend?â Shen Weixing asked. âYou two really have nothing going on?â
Ye Jiuyue said, eyes closed, âEn.â
Shen Weixing said, âDonât lie to me. Even if you tell the truth, itâs not like Iâll do anything to you.â
Ye Jiuyue said, eyes closed, âI didnât lie to you.â
âThen you two really wonât get back together?â Shen Weixing asked.
Ye Jiuyue thought that he really was very gossipy, ah, and said, eyes closed, âWonât get back together.â
Shen Weixing then asked, âWhy? Because his dad is the mayor and his mom is the director of the district court? Youâre afraid that his parents will do something to you?â
Why are you so gossipy? Ye Jiuyue sighed.
Shen Weixing got wary. Already sighing, it seems like his emotions are not over yet.
Although Shen Weixing disapproved of Ye Jiuyueâs overthinking that they were dating, this was speaking from Shen Weixingâs own perspective.
Shen Weixing put himself in Ye Jiuyueâs shoes and analyzed the situation: right now, Ye Jiuyue was dating him, then this behaviour of Ye Jiuyueâs would be called âeating the food in his own bowl and looking at the food in the pot from beforeâ, which was super despicable. It would make anyoneâs blood boil, he was basically an emotional player deserving of critique.
Shen Weixing, whose thought process was extremely bizarre and incredible, stared tightly at Ye Jiuyue with fury and accusation.
Ye Jiuyue opened his eyes. In the dim moonlight, it was hard to tell his expression, so Shen Weixing could only listen to his voice which was very calm as usual. âNot because of anything, thereâs just no feelings anymore.â
Shen Weixing was about to say more, but Ye Jiuyue continued on, âI never graze on old grass.â
Shen Weixing froze.
Ye Jiuyue thought that there would finally be no more questions, and he could sleep now, right?
Unexpectedly, after a short pause, Shen Weixingâs unhappy voice sounded out again. âWow, your relationship history seems pretty varied? You âneverâ ? How many relationships have you had? With what people?â
I beg you, please just shut up! Ye Jiuyue played dead.
Nonetheless, Shen Weixing had finally found dirt on Ye Jiuyue, so he continued asking. âSpeak, you.â
Ye Jiuyue was annoyed to death by him and so could only cleverly throw the question back at him. âThen what about you?â
âWhat about me?â
Ye Jiuyue asked, eyes shut, âHave you had any romantic experiences?â
Shen Weixing froze, and subsequently tactfully said, âWhy do I have to tell you this kind of thing?â He abruptly remembered that Ye Jiuyue believed, on his own, that heâd become âofficialâ, so he hurried to distance them. âThese are my personal affairs.â
Ye Jiuyue said, âEn, okay. Then go to sleep.â
Shen Weixing waited for another period of time, saw that Ye Jiuyue really wasnât going to continue speaking, and hesitantly asked, âAngry?â
Ye Jiuyue was already drowsy and almost asleep, so didnât say anything after hearing him.
Shen Weixing thought that he was angry. In his head he was very high, cold and mighty : Ha. Ha. With what identity are you getting jealous? Do you really think you can be official with me? Who gave you that idea?
Shen Weixing waited again, but Ye Jiuyue still didnât say anything and only turned around, with his back facing Shen Weixing.
ââDoes Shen Weixing really like to hold someone in his arms this much? The contrast is a bit moe. But after hugging for too long it is so hot. Ye Jiuyue thought sleepily.
âYouâre angry for real?â Shen Weixing scooched closer, tentatively kissed his face, and was swatted at by Ye Jiuyue in distaste at the itchiness.
Ha, so you really did get jealous! And even as a player, youâve finally gone down too many alleyways at night and met a ghost, ah no, met me. Well, falling by my pants isnât such a bad ending for you. Itâs just, this time youâre in for a tragedy, the karma of playing with othersâ feelings has come back to you. Iâm that heavenly sent retribution, I wonât fall for you. Youâre destined to be disappointed, heartbroken and lose your dreams.
Shen Weixing smugly imagined for a long time, then suddenly felt something was off.
He recalled what Ye Jiuyue just said : I never graze on old grass.
This seemed a bit like a true statement. As such, doesnât that mean that as soon as I come clean with him, he wonât graze on the old grass that is me? Then I canât come clean with him yet. If I come clean I canât have fun anymore.
But Iâm different from the type of person Ye Jiuyue is. Itâs not like Iâm a conman who plays with peopleâs feelings.
No, no, no. Iâm not playing with his feelings. Itâs just him misunderstanding one-sidedly. I didnât mislead him.
Then weâll just be like this for now.
Shen Weixing, under the intoxicating moonlight, deeply considered.
The author has something to say:
Today Shen Weixing is also very troubled by his own manly charisma :  )