Chapter 259 - I’ll Introduce to You a 300-Billion-Year-Old Lady (Part 2)

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In addition, one point allowed a person to experience enlightenment once.

With a thousand points, one could listen to the sermons of a peerless expert who would be at least in the Sage Venerate Realm! The Sage Venerate that was in the Sage realm.

10,000 points could save a person’s life once. Even a peerless expert like Kunpeng who controlled the power of heaven and earth would not be able to shake its defense. This was equivalent to an extra life already.

These were the reasons why points were so precious.

However, 500,000 points could only be exchanged for one chance of cultivating in Hongmeng Primordial Land.

This meant that this was a completely unexpected great opportunity that was beyond common sense.

Even so, Jiang Ming could not go for it. He had communicated with the Supreme Order, whether it was listening to the sermons or going to the Primordial Land to cultivate, the time consumed would be synchronized with reality.

Cultivating at the Primordial Land for a month would be the same as reality. However, the ‘system’ required him to cook and eat on the mountain every day.

‘This is such a pain in the ass!’ Jiang Ming had the urge to clear off his past accumulation and go to the Primordial Land to cultivate.

After pondering about it, the ‘system’ was still the fundamental root to him. His inner world had also recently reached its limit, the precipitation had been exhausted, and it was impossible for him to break through without boundless resources available. It was definitely not possible for Jiang Ming to break through in a short time.

Nevertheless, going to the Primordial Land could help improve his inner world further. Hence, it was very tempting for Jiang Ming.

Ugh! With a sigh, his subconscious sank into the Supreme Immortal Chat Room.

[Jiang Ming: Anyone here?]n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om

[Dongfang Chenxi: Brother Group Admin, I’m here! I’m here again! Tee hee, you are still the Group Admin!]

[Jiang Ming: You joined the chat group! Congratulations, are you all familiar with it by now?]

[Dongfang Chenxi: All familiar already! The Daoist here in the group are very friendly. Brother Group Admin, your battle record is too awesome. As soon as you came in, you broke the record and became the Brother Group Admin. With a record of level 37 in the Battle Towers and step 42 of the Heavenly Ladders, you are too incredible! As expected of the Brother Group Admin I admire.]

[Jiang Ming: You’re making me embarrassed! It’s quite a pity. I’m still not sure if my current self can clear the sixth Battle Tower!]

[Ao Long: What you said is true! I’m now of the Taiyi Realm and yet I still couldn’t make my way into the sixth Battle Tower. No, it’s almost impossible! For the initial realms, it is relatively easy to fight by leapfrogging, but it gets more difficult as it goes. When I faced the fifth Battle Tower when I was in the Taiyi Realm, I was only able to make my way up to level 7. God damn! The Group Admin on the other hand has already entered the sixth Battle Tower. I suspect that the Group Admin is not a human, but has the purest Ancestral Dragon bloodline, which has undergone mutation.]

[Jiang Ming: Aren’t you scolding me!]

[Di Huo: He must be scolding you! Dragons, as everyone knows, like to mess around. They wouldn’t even let go of a three-legged toad! He said that you are from the blood of Ancestral Dragon! Cough, cough! I can’t even bear to continue talking…]

[Jiang Ming: …]

[Ao Long: You three-legged man! You must have had it with a toad yourself!]

[Tian Fozi: Amitabha! You two benefactors! Indiscriminate and incest are not allowed in the group.]

[Feng Wu: It’s okay, this sounds like a great topic! Men and women, women and men! It’s just such trivial matters, so there’s no need to cover it up.]

[Wang Ye: Feng Wu, you are more forthright now!]

[Feng Wu: Sigh. I’m 10,000 years old already. What haven’t I’ve heard or seen before? Even if I haven’t experienced it, with a swift sense of my spiritual thoughts through the great chiliocosm, there is nothing in the mundane world that could be hidden from me! I really don’t understand why it’s such a taboo about the harmony of Yin-Yang inheritance? I suggest that when Ao Long is ‘exercising’ again, he can make a live broadcast so that we can all enjoy it together.]

[Ao Long: You are ruthless!]

[Jiang Ming: You can even broadcast live?]

[Feng Wu: If you can trade, of course you can do live broadcasts and post pictures. Group Admin, I can turn into anything! Would you like some pictures?”]

[Ao Long: That’s not right! Something’s really wrong! Sister Feng Wu is too fierce today. Could it be that she was agitated by something? Was it abandonment? Or did she find out about the mistress?]

[Di Huo: I feel that she’s more on fire than I am.]

[Feng Wu: Can’t an old lady like me seduce the Group Admin?]

[Dongfang Chenxi: Sister Feng Wu, you are so much older than me, and the Brother Group Admin is even younger!]

[Ao Long: Pfft... Haha! We should take a screenshot of Feng Wu right at this moment!]

[Di Huo: Turning into anger from embarrassment? Shocked? Or does she want to strangle little Chenxi?]

[Feng Wu: A wife three years older than the husband ensures a richer life, a wife 30 years older than the husband ensures the husband with a whole legacy, a wife 300 years older than the husband ensures the husband with boundless immortal elixirs, a wife 3,000 years older than the husband ensures the husband is well ranked among even the Immortals, a wife 30,000 years older than the husband is like a mother pampering a child, a wife 300,000 years older than the husband makes even the Buddha and monarch salute in respect, a wife three million years older than the husband ensures the husband with total dominance in the Immortal Realm, a wife thirty million years older than the husband ensures the whole infinite realm revolve around him!]

[Jiang Ming: …]

[Jiang Ming: Why did the scene change suddenly like that!]

[Feng Wu: Human life is full of loneliness, so it’s better to have more fun; if you have more fun, it is better to open up first. The older you are, the more enjoyable it is. After all, you have a lot more knowledge and a variety of techniques. Group Admin, do you want me to introduce you to a 300 billion year old lady? I guarantee that you will be successful in life by merely lying down!]

[Ao Long: I also want to be successful in life by merely lying down!]

[Feng Wu: She likes to eat dragon meat the most, especially the dragon brain. She cracks open the head and with just a slurp, the brain matters would all be in her mouth, fresh and smooth! The dragon flesh will be cooked later on to savor them slowly!]

[Ao Long: You’re ruthless!]

[Jiang Ming: Stop! I am an honest person, a pure person, and a person with a superior spirit!]

[Feng Wu: Hehe! Then why do you understand these dirty thoughts of mine!]

[Jiang Ming: It’s because I understand them that makes me truly noble! It’s called emerging from the swamps without being stained!]

[Feng Wu: Then that means you’ve emerged too! Group Admin, were you able to hit the nail on the head?]

[Ao Long: If you introduce him to a 300-million-year-old lady, would he still be able to hit the nail? Before he could even hit the nail, his needle would’ve broken!]

[Tian Fozi: Namoamitabha! What are you talking about, what words are using here? Why can’t the little monk myself not understand it? Rather, it makes me want to hear it more!]