Chapter 2176 - Astonishing fart
Dragon-Marked War God
Goddess Luo was expressionless, but internally she was laughing. She liked this pug very much. But she didnât think that the dog would be so interesting, truly unbelievable.
âYou damn dog. Are we invisible?â Xian Yulong slightly squinted his eyes, looked at Big Yellow and said coldly.
âF*cker. What are you rushing for? Do you wanna reincarnate THAT badly?â Big Yellow said disdainfully.
As a matter of fact, these guys are in a hurry to be reborn so they could return to their divine position as soon as possible. Otherwise, they will spend the rest of eternity here.
âThis Master Dog here will play with you guys today. Relax, Iâll protect you Little Luo. No one will bully you with me here.â Big Yellow said confidently.
This âLittle Luoâ caused Goddess Luo to shake in surprise. No one had ever gave her this kind of nickname. This pug is truly cute yet despicable. Heâs so small but is standing in front of me. Isnât he digging his own grave?
âSuch a refreshing year, even a dog dares to be so cocky. Letâs work some sweat off and weâll have dog meat for dinner.â Xian Yulong said with a snicker.
âI donât usually eat dog meat, but this time I would like to have a try.â Xianyu Gou said with a frosty gaze.
âSince both of you are so arrogant. Come face me together.â Big Yellow suddenly turned into a giant yellow dog. At this moment, Goddess Luo still silently looked at him, not knowing what she was thinking.
âItâs enough for me to face you alone.â Xianyu Gou said.
âAlone? Hehe.â Big Yellow smiled.
âYouâre dead meat.â
Xianyu Gou unleashed his aura, an average Mid Void God wouldâve been pushed away by his aura.
In reply, Big Yellow lunged with a headbutt, violently crashing and killing Xianyu Gou instantly. The opponent was killed in a single strike.
Silence. Dead silence!
One should know that Xianyu Gou had the strength of a Late Void God, bur Big Yellow killed him in a single headbutt? Dead! Xianyu Hu didnât even have a chance to save him!
âHahaha. Weak. Weak!â Big Yellow said with a mad laugh while wagging his tail.
This time, even Luo Wenhao who was disdainful towards Big Yellow was shocked to the core. As Big Yellow managed to kill a Late Void God expert in a single strike. This is preposterous! But it was a fact!
Goddess Luo felt that Big Yellow was somewhat mysterious. And she too was shocked by his technique. Such strength!
âThis fellow is weird, letâs attack him together!â Xianyu Hu said.
The ten brothers behind him became solemn. This yellow dog killed one of their brothers with a single strike. They were shocked by such a terrifying fact.
âTo think this dog has such abilities. Yet itâs still a dog in the end. Hmph.â
Luo Wenhaoâs heart was twisted. Because Big Yellow had slept in Goddess Luoâs embrace, how could he be not angry? This fellow mysteriously appeared out of nowhere and jumped into the arms of Goddess Luo, and the latter had no qualms about it.
âAre you trying to say that youâre inferior compared to a dog?â Goddess Luo said.
âIâ¦â¦â Luo Wenhao was speechless.
âCome. Iâll finish off every single one of you. Then I can go play with the pretty lady.â Big Yellow said
Goddess Luoâs face showed a slight blush. Why should I be bothered by a dog? But when she thought about how this dog rustled in her arms and breast, Goddess Luo was slightly conflicted. A distracted look could be seen on her beautiful face.
âBe careful!â Goddess Luo said quietly.
Big Yellow rushed to the front and a brawl ensued between him and the eleven opponents.
The eleven of them fought a dog on Mount Meru. Xianyu Hu and Xianyu Long were the strongest amongst them. They were the vanguard. They didnât have any plans to give Big Yellow a chance to fight back.
âNot bad. Come and taste this Master Dogâs savage tackle. Kaka.â Big Yellow sneered while swiftly rushing forward.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
He was fearless even though he was facing enemies from all sides. But Xianyu Long and Xianyu Hu were prepared. Since they were once Hierarch experts, their experience wasnât something Big Yellow could fathom.
The two of them easily saw through Big Yellowâs sturdy head. At this moment, they aimed at his weakest point, his ass. It should reap a good result.
âPrepare to die, f*cking Dog!â
Xianyu Hu struck Big Yellowâs head, and the latter roared in anger while taking a step back. Behind him, Xianyu Long and another four brothers attacked from behind, aiming at Big Yellowâs lower half.
âTrying to ambush me? Haha. Fat chance.â Big Yellow sneered.
At this moment, Big Yellow used his strength and his body shook.
*Puu~~*
*Puu~~*
*Puu~~*
Three loud farts were heard. Xianyu Longâs expression drastically changed after being struck by the three farts. The two brothers were struck backwards in an unsightly manner as they were covered by a stink. Not even Goddess Luo and Luo Wenhao could withstand the smell even though they were standing far away. Those three farts were way TOO smelly.
âThe f*ck! &*(%! Are you joking? This smells! I cannotâ¦â *Pukes*
Luo Wenhao puked. Goddess Luo covered her mouth and nose elegantly while her beautiful brows frowned. Yet in her heart, she was laughing joyously. This is a very naughty dog.
The two onlookers couldnât even handle it, lest the opponents that were struck head-on. They must have been bewildered by the farts.
âMotherf*cker. How could there be such a smelly fart?!â Xianyu Long had almost gone crazy. This hateful dog!
âSecond Brother, your bodyâ¦â¦ is covered in dog poop.â Xian Yuniu said quietly, with a pale expression as he covered his mouth and nose. His strength was suppressed by the smelly fart.
Xianyu Long looked down and found that he was covered by dog shit,
âF*cking Dog. Iâll kill you!â Xianyu Long said with a wave of boiling anger.
The stink of his body could reach ten li radius. This was Big Yellowâs peerless divine fart. A devastating fart!
âHahaha. A fart from this Master Dog, isnât it fragrant?â Big Yellow wagged his tail.
His dog face was filled with pride, further angering Xianyu Long and his brothers. Xianyu Hu quickly back from Big Yellow. Those three farts were too terrifying, truly unparalleled. No one dared to get near him anymore.
âThis dog must be eliminated for the sake of the world!â
Xianyu Long was the most angered amongst them as he bore the brunt of those farts. He was a Hierarch expert in the past, even though he had already died, the past glory he had could not be tarnished. Now, he was bullied by a mere dog!
Intolerable!
âKill him! Kill that fucking dog!â