Chapter 112 How Could There Be An Immortal
Mai Kitsune Waifu
âBoss, when are you going to officially take Wang Yuzheng out? I have a hotel membership card, do you want me to lend it to you?â
After school, Liu Yi and Chen Cai have the rare occasion of going back together.
At the school gate, with a wretched face, Chen Cai suddenly asked a question.
âWhat?â
Liu Yi puzzledly looked at Chen Cai, âBoss, arenât you and Wang Yuzheng in love with each other?â
âSince when I was in love with Wang Yuzheng? You think too much!â
Liu Yi didnât know what kind of things that filled Chen Caiâs wretched head.
âAre you sure? But there is this rumor in the schoolâ¦.it said you already have sex with herâ¦.â
âF*ck! Let me know which son of a b*tch spread that rumor; this father will crush him!â
Liu Yi tightly clenched his fists, cursing in his heart at the wretched man who has nothing to do but spreading gossip!
âHehe, thisâ¦.hei heiâ¦.â
Chen Cai touched the back of his head and awkwardly laughed twice.
âF*ck your sister!â
Liu Yi suddenly understood what happened, glared at Chen Cai and shouted, âYou are the one who spread this gossip arenât you?â
âHey, what is that? Boss, someone is selling roasted sweet potatoes at the entrance, it must be delicious, come on, my treat!â
Chen Cai said while pointing to the sweet potato seller.
âEat your sisterâ¦.you this fellowâ¦.can you not randomly spread gossip!â
Liu Yi said, âIt is okay if it was just me, but Wang Yuzheng really cherishes her reputation, moreover, she is truly a good and diligent student.â
He explained, âIf you spread this gossip around, what would other people think? Have you thought about Wang Yuzhengâs feeling?â
âThisâ¦.I think Wang Yuzheng is a good girl! Boss, you got a great catch!â
Chen Cai said.
âDo you really think you are the Saint of Love! How could a beautiful girl so easy to get!â
Liu Yi rolled her eyes.
âSh*t! Boss, you look down on me!â
Chen Cai rolled up his school uniform sleeves, âNo, this Saint is going to prove it to you today! Picking up girl is not difficult at all, Boss, if you follow me, Iâll show you how to pursue Wang Yuzheng!â
âOh, really? How?â
Liu Yiâs curiosity was piqued, he wanted to know how Chen Cai pursue a girl.
âHehe, Boss, you asked the right guy. Todayâs girls, after some deliberation, I come to the conclusion that all they want is vanity! You think, how could Lan He and Lin Huayang have so many girls around them? Thatâs because they have the money!â
âYou canât say thatâ¦.â
Liu Yi thought something was not right with these words.
Love should be pure and not mixed with any interest.
If it involves moneyâ¦.can it still be called love?
Perhaps it would be insulting to place the two words in the same sentence.
Especially the early love of the high school students, which majority of them caused by simply liking each other.
Liking because of moneyâ¦.
Liu Yi would not blindly agree to this.
âBoss, you donât believe me, right? Come, Iâll show you.â
Seeing Liu Yi questioned his sentence, Chen Cai hastily said, âBoss, you see the girl at three oâclock in front you? Sheâs pretty isnât it!â
âI see herâ¦.It seems like sheâs above average in the school.â
Girls who are above average are relatively beautiful.
âHehe, Boss, see how I pick her up!â
Chen Cai smiled twice, rearranged his hair and swaggered forward.
âHey, schoolgirl, wait a minute.â
âAh? Seniorâ¦.what, what can I do for you?â
The girl meekly asked.
âSchoolgirl, ehm, my phone ran out of battery, can I borrow your phone?â
âOh, o, okâ¦.â
As if to think that Chen Cai was probably vicious, that girl was afraid to say no and took out her pink phone and then handed it over to Chen Cai.
Chen Cai took it, casually dialed a number and said the following.
âHey hey, Housekeeper Wang, help me tell the client, I have no free time to play golf with him. Um, Steve Jobs will be coming to China these few days, and has invited me to dinner in two days! Yeah, thatâs right, the CEO of Apple, Steve Jobs himself! Yes, yes, my time is worth hundred of thousands per minute, how could I have the time to play golf with him, just let him wait! Right, Housekeeper Wang, the weather is a bit cold now, donât forget to put the antifreeze on my private airplane! Yes, one more thing, the steering wheel on my private plane is a bit old, I want you to change it into pure gold, make sure itâs real, hear me! You donât need to worry about how much, we donât lack the money, what I want is quality, you understand?â
Liu Yi, who listened from the side, was stupefied, thinking.
âF*ckâ¦this kidâs bragging power is too much!â
âUmâ¦.Seniorâ¦.â
The girl seemingly wanted to say something.
âAlso, I want the aircraft wings change into pure gold! Yes yes, when it fly it I will feel that boom thing! I love this ride, so you must make it impressiveâ¦.â
âSeniorâ¦.â
âAi, Schoolgirl, do not worry, I will reimburse your phone credit, ok!â
Chen Cai waved and said.
âIt is not thatâ¦.Seniorâ¦.â
The girl somewhat anxiously said, âThatâ¦senior, I want to tell youâ¦.â
âTell me what? Your phone number? Hehe, this young master see that youâre quite pleasing the eyes, how about I postpone the dinner with Steve Jobs and treat you to some Hot Spicy Soup?â
Chen Cai felt that his trick was going well.
âNoâ¦.senior, I want to tell youâ¦.my phone is out of creditâ¦.â
Hearing this, Liu Yi almost laughed out loud.
Chen Cai widened his eyes and incredulously stared at the girl before him.
âYour phone is out of credit! F*ck! I made a phone call for such a long time and you tell me your phone is out of credit! Why did nât you say anything when I first borrow your phone!â
âIâ¦.I thought senior was just going to check the timeâ¦.â
âChecking time, why would I want to check the timeâ¦.â
Chen Cai was really going to cry.
Liu Yi almost died laughing.
âChen Cai this loser!â
âEven with elaborate act of pretending, he was still easily seen through.â
âNo! You have to compensate me! Give me your phone number and I will count this matter as over!â
Chen Cai unyieldingly said.
âSenior, you give me my phone, and I will tell you my number.â
The girl blinked her eyes and said.
âOh, ok.â
Chen Cai returned that pink phone to the girl.
After the girl took her phone back, she suddenly looked behind Chen Cai, and said with a surprised.
âWow, what a beautiful schoolgirl!â
âWhat? Where is she?â
Chen Cai immediately turned and excitedly looked behind him.
But there was no beauty to look at.
âSchool girl, you are wrongâ¦.â
Chen Cai turned his head again only to discover the school girl with the pink phone has run away.
âF*ckâ¦.meâ¦..â
Chen Cai was rooted on the spot until he finally said those two words.
âHahahaâ¦..â
Liu Yi laughed so hard.
âBossâ¦.you canât laugh at me like thatâ¦.this is onlyâ¦.occasional defeatâ¦.once in awhile!â
âI donât see this as just an occasional defeatâ¦.â
Liu Yi rubbed the tears that burst out of his eyes as he laughed, and said, âIf you can pick four pretty girls in a row, I will acknowledge your skill.â
âBossâ¦.your are looking down on meâ¦..â
Chen Cai looked at Liu Yi with some resentment.
âWell, weâre actually the same, no girl will come looking for usâ¦.â
Liu Yi quickly comforted Chen Cai.
âLiu Yi, wait for me, I have something to tell you!â
At that time, Wang Yuzheng also emerged from the school. Seeing Liu Yi stood at the school entrance, she hastily greeted him.
Chen Cai was ready to find a rope to hang himself.
âHuhâ¦.whatâs wrong?â
Liu Yi didnât know why Wang Yuzheng would call him. This was the first time she took the initiative to greet him.
âThankâ¦.thank you for what happen todayâ¦.My mom said if someone helped me I must return the courtesyâ¦.â
Wang Yuzhengâs face slightly blushed, but at night, it was difficult to see.
âI do not like to owe people a favorâ¦.so, Iâll treat you to a mealâ¦.â
âEmâ¦.you donât have to do this.â
Liu Yi was too embarrassed to let a girl pay for dinner, âItâs nothingâ¦.â
âBut you have saved my lifeâ¦.at least let me show some gratitudeâ¦.â
Wang Yuzheng rubbed her fingers, lowered her head, and said, âIf you refuse meâ¦.I will be really embarrassedâ¦.Later on, I wonât know how to talk to youâ¦.â
âVery wellâ¦.my stomach happens to be a bit hungry.â
Liu Yi touched his belly and smiled.
Chen Cai, who was off to the side, looked at Liu Yi with some resentment.
Liu Yi somewhat can feel this resentment from Chen Cai.
âChen Cai, do you also want to go?â
âNo, Iâm just going to be the unwanted third wheel, see you later! No, it should be, never see again!â
Chen Cai thrown Liu Yi a supercilious looked and then ran away.
Liu Yi helplessly shrugged his shoulders.
âLetâs go thenâ¦.â
Wang Yuzhen lowered her head and walked out of the school gate carrying her back behind her. Liu Yi hurriedly followed.
âWhy this girl is keeping her head down, is she trying to find fallen money on the ground!â
âBut where is she going to treat me for dinner?â
âIt seems like her family condition is not particularly good.â Liu Yi thought.
Sure enough, Wang Yuzheng led Liu Yi to one of the barbecue stalls near the school and then nervously asked.
âUmâ¦.do you have something you prefer to eatâ¦.â
The smoke from the grills floated around the area. Standing within this smoke, Liu Yi thought that Wang Yuzhengâs appearance was a bit like a fairy.
He smiled and said to the food vendor, âBoss, give me two skewers.â
He ordered two skewers of meat grill, for a total of two yuan.
Wang Yuzheng seemed relieved, and pulled out a couple of old but neatly folded one yuan bill and gave it to the boss.
âYou donât eat?â
Liu Yi looked at Wang Yuzheng in surprised.
Wang Yuzheng swallowed her saliva, shook her head, and then said, âIâ¦.am not hungryâ¦.â
âI seeâ¦.â
Liu Yi took the two skewers from the food vendor and handed one of them to Wang Yuzheng.
âActually, Iâm also not that hungry, one skewer is enough for me; two would be a waste. Help me finish this will you!â
âThisâ¦.â
Wang Yuzheng looked at that string of skewered meat and blinked her eyes, looking a bit embarrassed.
âDonât let me waste this food, my grandpa said, wasting food is a sin! I donât want to go to hell after I die!â
âWellâ¦.okay thenâ¦.â
Wang Yuzheng somewhat embarrassedly took the skewer and then gingerly took a bite.
This stuff is the famous snack in the Northeast part of the country. Every kid likes to eat this, and Wang Yuzheng seems to be no exception.
Wang Yuzheng lowered her head to eat and then suddenly asked.
âLiu Yiâ¦are you aware of the existence of immortal beings?â
âHuh?â
Liu Yi was taken aback, the skewered meat on his hand nearly fell down.