Chapter 511 Who is joking with who
Mai Kitsune Waifu
âI want this, this, and thisâ¦â
In front of a hotpot stall, the boss and the surrounding customers watch a delicate looking beauty placing a hand on her waist while the other hand is pointing at the ingredients ordering them, they are slightly mesmerized.
This kind of girl dressed up so nobly and is obvious that she is a Ms. Perfect!
Why would a Ms. Perfect run to this kind of place to eat ahâ¦this is weird ah⦠furthermore, the guy sitting by her sideâ¦.he wears such an ordinary exercise attire. Just a look and it is obvious that he is a loser ah! This is even more unfathomable ah!
Watching Murong Die excitedly ordering a whole pile, Liu Yi finally is unable to stand it as he asks, âYou ordered so muchâ¦.are you able to eat them?â
Liu Yi orders a few more skewers of fish beancurd before sitting down and says proudly towards Liu Yi, âWhat is there to be afraid of. After all, you are treating!â
âWhat? Why it is me treating? Arenât you the one who wanted to have supper?â
Liu Yi had just eaten a huge French meal and is truly not hungry right now.
As a cultivator, he is already able to absorb the qi in the air to replace food, thus his requirement for food is not large.
Murong Die gives Liu Yi a despising look, âYou damn fellow. You are my boyfriend okay! When is there when a couple goes out for a date, is the girl who spends the money?â
âFine then, Iâll treat.â
Liu Yi touches his wallet and sighs.
âTsk, do not think that I do not know.â
Murong Dieâs voice suddenly becomes cold, âSomeone threw away money recklessly for Wang Yuzheng, spending over 100 thousand to buy clothing, and also spent over a million to obtain the smile of the beauty. Now for you, you are not even willing to treat me a hotpot meal?â
âHow did you know?!â
Liu Yi got a huge shock as he looks towards Murong Die.
âThat day in the city area, there were students from your KeDa. Whatever you had done that day is already posted onto the forum of your school. Now you are very famous already. A young man with lots of money and also willing to spend money. Donât you know how many girls are wishing to become your girlfriend now!â
âIâ¦.thisâ¦.â
Liu Yi did not know that currently, the news would spread so quicklyâ¦.
âWang Yuzheng and you are different. From young, she was in a poor family and had never worn any branded clothingâ¦.â
âThatâs right, so when you come to this miss, so it serves me right that eating a hotpot should be paid from this miss pocket right?â
âAl, also notâ¦fine then, it is my mistake. But I must emphasise. I did not buy that piano at, I only took revenge on that shop assistant.â
âHmph, I know that you did not buy it. Really was suspecting where did that money of yours come from.â
Murong Die pours some sesame paste into her bowl as she mutters, âObviously my familyâs condition is also very badâ¦Liu Yi, saying the truth, I am really unable to see through you.â
âWhere canât you see through me? How about I strip and let you have a good look?â
âScram to the side you stinky hooligan! Eating a meal is still not enough to stop your mouth?!â
She picks up puffed beancurd and stuffs it into Liu Yiâs mouth.
âAH!!!! HOTTTTT!!!!!!! Arre youu tryying to takkkk mi live ahh yu!!!!â
There is no defensive measure in Liu Yiâs mouth, and thus his burn is not light as he spits out the puff beancurd.
Luckily he has a demon body, allowing the injury in his mouth to swiftly recover.
âHahahaâ¦idiot, who asked you to bully this miss, serves you right!â
Murong Die smiles happily while Liu Yi can only glare at her bitterly.
âCome, I feed you.â
He suddenly has an idea and picks up a fish tofu and offers Murong Die.
âScram! This miss is not stupid. You blow it cold before feeding me!â
Even though I would enjoy Liu Yi feeding me, but if he wants to give me a hard time, that is definitely not okay!
Murong Die uses her gaze to indicates a bit. Liu Yi has no choice but to blow the fish tofu cold.
Murong Die licks her lips waiting for Liu Yi to blow it cold.
After blowing for a while, he finally disperses away all the steam. Liu Yi carefully sends the fish tofu towards the mouth of Murong Die.
Murong Dieâs heart is joyous, just as she is about to bite down on her victory good, she sees Liu Yiâs chopsticks withdrawing as he places the fish tofu into his own mouth.
âMm, not badâ¦very nice to eat.â
âDamn it!â
Murong Die becomes mad, âLIU YI THAT IS MINE!â
âTsk, tsk. Want me to feed you? You must first feed me!â
Liu Yi retorts and gives her a V-sign smugly.
âFeed then feed! Not like this miss is afraid of you!â
Murong Die also picks up a piece of fishball and blows on it angrily.
The guys by the side who are watching, clench their teeth, bullshit, this guy is too low grade! He actually makes such a pretty beauty feed him!
Wasting natural resources ah! Wasting natural resource ah!
After blowing for a while, feeling that it is should be okay, Murong Die picks it up with her chopsticks.
But she seems to think of something and bites the fishball with her mouth and moves her mouth over to Liu Yi.
Liu Yi instantly is slightly agitatedâ¦.what theâ¦.this lass is way too daringâ¦.
Murong Die is like a general who is about to win, under the envious gaze of the crowd, she feeds Liu Yi the fishball mouth to mouth.
When their lips gently touch each other, Murong Dieâs face instantly turns red.
She is only daring for that moment, when they kissed, her face turns red as her heartbeat sped up and immediately turns her head away.
âDamn it, hooligan, how dare you take advantage and kiss this miss!â
Murong Die pinches Liu Yiâs waist a few times, âThat is this misses first kiss!â
Liu Yi cries out in injustice, âOi, oi, oi. My big miss, it is obviously you who fed me that way one okay?! Furthermore didnât we kiss before?â
âI feed you like this, you, you just eat like this is itâ¦you do not know how to reject me ah! Damn it, you definitely are taking advantage of others! Hooligan! Rogue! This miss has finally seen through you! Some, some more, last time was an accident it does not count!â
Liu Yiâs face is covered with tears. Indeed talking sense with girls is seeking for my own death.
After Murong Die vents for a long time till her stomach growls, only then did she start eating with a red face.
Perhaps she did not eat anything for dinner, and after quarreling with Liu Yi, she is hungry.
The two of them starts to attack the nice and warm hotpot. This time Liu Yi is more spontaneous as he occasionally picks out a few of the food that Murong Die likes to eat and blow it cold before feeding her.
Eating halfway, Little Jade suddenly notifies Liu Yi that Wang Yuzheng is calling.
What theâ¦why did this lass call me at this time?
Seeing Liu Yi suddenly placing down his chopsticks as his expression turns stiff, Murong Die asks, âWhat is the matter with you?â
Liu Yi resentfully pulls out his handphone and says, âI got a phone callâ¦.â
âOhâ¦. from whoâs?â
âWang Yuzhengâ¦.â
While Murong Die lowers her head to eat the fish ball she says, âHmph, you pick it up ah. This miss would not purposefully spoil you.â
Only then did Liu Yi pick up the call and immediately hear Wang Yuzheng feigning anger coquettishly.
âXiao Yiâ¦.where are you ah, I went over to your dormitory to look for you but I cannot find you?â
KeDa university is slightly weird. Girls can casually enter and exit the guyâs dormitory but guys are not allowed to! This is definitely discrimination between genders!
Liu Yi looks at Murong Die and says with a guilty conscious, âAhâ¦I am outside eating with my friends.â
âOh? Okay um, where are you eating at?â
âA food stall outsideâ¦.â
Liu Yi says in his heart, this lass would not come and looks for me rightâ¦.
While at this moment Murong Die takes the chance and move over, causing Liu Yi to be anxiousâ¦.What does Murong Die want to do! If she suddenly speaks, then this matter will be terribleâ¦.
In the past it is nothing, but now Liu Yi and Wang Yuzheng are datingâ¦.if at this time he lets Wang Yuzheng knows that in deep night, instead of sleeping he ran out to eat supper with Murong Dieâ¦.a hundred mouths would not be able to clear this matter up ahâ¦â¦
âNothingâ¦actually I am thinking of you and wanted to find you to have a chat ahâ¦â
Wang Yuzhengâs sweet voice carries a bit of shyness, causing Liu Yiâs heart to be both happy and anxious.
At this moment Murong Die suddenly uses her mouth and bites gently on Liu Yiâs lips, causing Liu Yi to be stunned.
What the hell ahâ¦.there is no need to do this right!
âXiao Yi, our matter is discovered by people and posted onto the forums. I only got to know today when my roommates let me see the pageâ¦so scaryâ¦this time the two of us are almost going to become the stars of KeDa alreadyâ¦heheheâ¦.â
âMm, mmâ¦â
Liu Yiâs mouth is being covered, thus he is unable to make any sound.
Murong Dieâs sweet tongue suddenly enters Liu Yiâs mouth and starts to kiss Liu Yi deeply. Her actions are obviously very proficient, but Murong Die kisses with all her might as her face turns red till the tip of her ears.
âThese people are so boring. They likes to gossip about all kind of mattersâ¦but I still feel a bit happy. Now everyone in the whole school knows that you are mine, Wang Yuzhengâs. Heheâ¦â
ââ¦..â
With his tongue being bit, Liu Yi has difficulty producing sound.
âXiao Yi? What is the matter with you? Are you listening?â
Liu Yi spends a lot of efforts before he is able to separate from Murong Dieâs kiss.
âListening, listeningâ¦â
He hurries and says, âActually you were always a famous person, the number 2 school flower of KeDaâ¦â
Murong Dieâs expression turns slightly angry. She pouts as she looks at Liu Yi in dissastification.
âHeheâ¦those are not proven one ahâ¦they are made by senseless peopleâ¦â
Wang Yuzheng seems to be slightly shy as she starts to talk about other matters.
While Murong Die is unresigned as she once again moves in to kiss Liu Yi who hurries and turns his head away, dodging her mouth.
Beside his ear, he hears a soft snort from Murong Die and after which something seems to be softly biting his earlobeâ¦.
My fucking god ahâ¦Murong Die my big miss! Just what on earth are you doing ah!!!
A stream of limp and numb feelings transmit into Liu Yiâs brain, making him feel itchy and comfortable as wellâ¦this is the first time Liu Yi feels what is called extreme agony.
The guys by the side watching are shedding tears of angerâ¦bullshitâ¦this is completely against reasons ah!
Murong Die is like a mischievous little kitten as she keeps biting Liu Yiâs ear gently.
While on Liu Yiâs other ear, he is listening to Wang Yuzhengâs phone call to him.
ââ¦.Recently more students are getting heat stroke in the history majorâ¦.this matter is too weird. The school is also not letting people investigate, which is too muchâ¦.Xiao Yi, do you think that it is also very strange?â
âYesâ¦yesâ¦.mmâ¦.â
âWhat is the matter with you? Why is your voice slightly weird?â
âNoâ¦nothingâ¦.I went drinking with some friendsâ¦.may, maybe I am slightly drunkâ¦.â
âYour alcohol strength is not good then do not drink ah. Why donât I come and fetch you?â
Liu Yi is frightened as he hurries and says, âAhâ¦no, no need! I do not know what time we will eat to and perhaps after we eat we will go and play in the internet cafeâ¦relax, I only drank so little and will not drink anymore. You are a girl, it is not safe for you to come out in the middle of the nightâ¦â