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Chapter 14

Chapter 12 : You're Not My Dad!

My Hero Acadamia : The Rise of the Memelord

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So...have you guessed who's the person who Eraserhead called?

No! It's not his sensei! (I don't even know who is his sensei.)

I'm thinking of ideas for the story. I got some options. Ima let you guys vote on which one you like best. I'm just going to put in a keyword to not spoil anything...too much...

Comment to vote!

Note : I may use more than one.

1. Aliens

2. Perry the Platypus

3. SCP foundation

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[Outside UA High]

Eraserhead approached UA High. It was a sunny day, not a cloud in sight. Students were going about their classes as usual.

Eraserhead was going to be on staff as a teacher in a couple months. If the kids that were going to be in his homeroom were anything remotely like the one he had to deal with, he's going to expel the whole class!

Eraserhead had walked through the school and was heading towards the upper floors via the stairs. What he should have been thinking about was what he was going to say in the meeting. But the question going through his mind right now was...

*step* *step*

Eraserhead : "How the heck does Nezu walk up all these stairs? He's a mouse."

Eraserhead reached the top and saw an elevator next to the stairwell. Next to it was a Nezu sized elevator.

Eraserhead : "Of course. Of course he would build something like that."

Eraserhead continued down the hall towards where Nezu's office was. He finally came to the door that said "Nezu" on the front. He couldn't tell if the metal letters were actually gold or were just painted that way.

He knocked twice.

Nezu : "Come in."

Eraserhead turned the knob and opened the door. Nezu and one more person was in the room, sitting in a chair. She had green hair and a orange bandana hat. And that person was...

Ms. Joke : "Good to see you Shota-kun! How's your son? Hahaha! Have you considered my proposal yet?"

Eraserhead closed the door behind him as he walked in. He took the other seat in front of Nezu, who was sitting behind his desk.

Nezu : "I think that is what we are here to discuss."

Eraserhead : "She meant a marriage proposal."

Nezu : "Oh my!"

Eraserhead : "I already said no."

Ms. Joke : "PFFFF HAHAHA! He did! I remember! HAHAHAHA!"

Nezu coughed and looked at them both.

Nezu : "It's time to address why we're all here. Mr. Aizawa. I believe you had some issues with the "responsibility" I gave you."

Eraserhead : "That would be an understatement. He used one of my cats as a superweapon, almost killed me twice, burned my house down, and there was also that fiasco at the police station."

Nezu : "Oh?"

Eraserhead : "Yeah. He impersonated being a police official, and interrogated a man they had in custody. From what I heard, the criminal had been very uncooperative with the police. But then the kid got involved. I'm not sure what happened exactly but when I got there the guy was in tears and crying like someone died. He then confessed to all the crimes he committed. And this was the guy that the police couldn't break no matter how hard they tried."

Nezu twirled a whisker.

Nezu : "He likely used his quirk. The chief of police actually sent me footage of the incident."

Nezu typed something on his computer and turned the screen around. He played the footage. They watched Koto come in with a folder and intimidated the mean looking criminal into submission using a case of mistaken identity. Then Eraserhead busts in, cocoons Koto in his scarf, then chucks him though a window in a fit of rage.

Eraserhead's face turned red as Ms. Joke tried to stop herself from laughing. But she failed.

Ms. Joke : "PFFFHAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry, sorry. Is he okay?"

A muffled voice spoke, but the location of the source was unknown.

Muffled Voice : "I'm fine."

Nezu : "!!!"

Ms. Joke : "?"

Eraserhead : "..."

*pop*

Koto popped his head from the infinite darkness of Eraserhead's scarf, on the left side.

He's always wanted to do this.

Koto : "Surprise! It's-a ME! But it doesn't matter whether I'm a super spy, super crazy scientist, or super villain. The most important thing is...I'm the problem!"

Ms. Joke : "PFFF!"

Nezu : "???"

Eraserhead : "Somehow he talked me into letting him hide in my scarf. I didn't even know that you could do that. And Koto. Why are you acting so hyper? Did they give you lollypops at the police station or something?"

Koto : "Heheh. I might have drank all of your juice."

Eraserhead : "NOT MY CAPRISUNS! How could you drink them all?! I had five in there!"

Eraserhead pulled Koto all the way out of his scarf and set him on the ground. Koto to dusted himself off and pointed at Ms. Joke.

Koto : "Ms. Joke. Is it true you have a crush on Eraserhead? Or are you just teasing him?"

Ms. Joke slowly blushed from the bottom up as she laughed.

Ms. Joke : "HAHAHA! No comment..."

Nezu coughed again. Everyone went silent.

Nezu : "I don't think I ever invited the boy to this meeting."

Eraserhead : "My bad. I kind of forgot he was in there."

Ms. Joke : "Ha! How do you even forget that you have a small child hidden in your scarf?"

Eraserhead : "I don't know. I knew it was useful for storing things, kind of like a large pocket. But I never expected it would work so well with a person."

Nezu : "Interesting as it is, we must stay on topic. Speaking of which, Koto will have to go somewhere else. I don't believe we have a daycare, but my skills of improvisation are second to none."

Nezu his a buzzer on the intercom.

Nezu : "Shuzenji. Please report to the principles office. Shuzenji. Please report to the principles office. Thank you."

*click*

A few moments later, there was a knock on the door.

Nezu : "Come in."

Koto couldn't remember who Shuzenji was supposed to be, but he got his answer. It was the old lady doctor of UA. The one with the super stretchy lips.

Shuzenji : "Did you need something Principle Nezu?"

Nezu : "Yes I did. Sorry to be a bother, but could you keep an eye on this one right here?"

He gestured to Koto.

Shuzenji : "Well, I don't really have anyone pestering me about bruises right now. I suppose I can babysit him for a few hours."

Nezu smiled warmly.

Nezu : "Thank you for your patience."

The old nurse lady turned to Koto.

Shuzenji : "Now come along dear. I have some gummies for you."

Koto pretended to think about it.

Koto : "Ok."

They both left the room and closed the door behind them.

Nezu turned to look back at Eraserhead and Ms. Joke.

Nezu : "Now that we have that out of the way, we can now discuss freely of how to go about setting up a guardianship."

Ms. Joke : "Alright. But I have a few questions first. Eraserhead said that the boy had suffered some trauma from villains."

Nezu looked at Eraserhead for a brief moment, then looked back at Ms. Joke.

Nezu : "It appears so. We don't know exactly what happened, but we believe they were trying to groom him to also be a villain. I'm sure you saw the child's scar on his left eye when he was in here."

Ms. Joke nodded and Nezu continued.

Nezu : "The child, Koto Kaneko, also has scars similar to the one on his eye. Cuts from blades, knife wounds, and even bullet wounds. A doctor who had examined Kaneko was able to determine that the boy was being trained at an abusive level. His muscular system is too developed for a 7 year old.

Kaneko also has some tattoos. One of them covers his entire torso, from his waist to his neck and all the way down to the middle of his forearms. Another is hidden underneath his hair in the form of a barcode. The kind that is used on grocery products.

Our guess is that the boy was kidnapped after he ran away from authorities, following the death of his parents. He likely has been a victim of some kind of human trafficking, in which he is trained to serve the needs of villains and sold to whoever wishes to buy a person who has been trained extensively in combat since a young age. He may even be already sold, as we found him being forced to serve the whims of an unknown villain."

Ms. Joke put a hand over a mouth and a shimmer of tears glistened at the corners of her eyes as Nezu was explaining. Eraserhead and Nezu waited for her to digest.

Ms. Joke : "But...he seemed so normal. Just like any other kid."

Nezu nodded. Eraserhead wanted to remind Ms. Joke that burning a house down in the first 5 minutes after you walked into it is not normal, but the reality of the boy's situation made him reconsider. And also the fact that Ms. Joke, who was normally very cheery even when things looked bad, was not in a laughing mood.

Nezu : "He does seem resilient. However some people in their ignorance think that children are naturally resilient then wonder why problems develop in their adulthood that requires them to go to various kinds of therapy to treat. I suspect that Kaneko is not honest with his feelings, pushing them down in order to cope with the various kinds of trauma he had the misfortune of going through. He seems rather reluctant to reveal information regarding his experiences. I have concluded that it's not just because it's emotionally difficult for him, but also dangerous. He seems to fear that revealing to much information may not only bring harm to himself, but also others as well. It's believed that he has witnessed some villainous activities and refuses to share for fear of his very life. It's why we are having this plan for guardianship. It's why we are all here. To help Koto and protect him from the life he was rescued from. Due note that we have kept all of this a secret. Very few know about Koto's unique situation. A leak could put him in danger from those he is too fearful of to identify. I believe this covers everything we can currently reveal to you. Forgive me for withholding information but I believe it's best not just for Koto Kaneko, but also for you should you choose to undertake the burden of Kaneko's guardianship. I hope you understand."

Ms. Joke nodded. She couldn't have imagined the circumstances to be this tragic. Something deep in her heart stirred. She wanted to help that boy.

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[Nurse's Office - UA High]

Shuzenji : "Would you like some gummies?"

Koto : "Yes please."

Koto accepted the gummies from the old lady and popped them in his mouth. As he was chewing, he noticed the nurse was inspecting him closely.

Shuzenji : "How did you get the scars on your eye? Did a cat scratch you?"

Koto swallowed.

Koto : "Nope. Knife"

Shuzenji : "Oh dear. Are you alright?"

Koto : "Yep. But if you think that's bad, you should see the rest of them."

Shuzenji : "The rest of them."

Koto : "Yep."

Koto lifted up his long-sleeved shirt, exposing his abdomen and revealing his baby six pack combined with the ink of his massive yakuza tattoo along with knife wound, cuts, and bullet wounds.

The old lady leaned foreword to inspect, squinting her eyes. She blinked several times. She then took out a pair of glasses and put them on.

Koto : "..."

Shuzenji : "..."

Koto : "..."

Shuzenji : "Oh dear...Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. How did this happen, you poor thing."

Koto : "I fought some bad guys!"

Shuzenji : "Oh my! Are you alright? Does it still hurt anywhere dear?"

Koto was moved at her concern. He spent a lot of time and effort on his training and nanobots.  He had to get strong, and stronger still. He didn't want any friends of his to die. He didn't want any characters in the world of My Hero Academia to die. Not Twice. Not Toga. Not Night Eye. Not Midnight. Not even the lower villain casts. He was going to save them all. Even Tomura. He was going to save them all.

He shook his head.

Koto : "No. I'm all right."

And his mission has already begun.

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That was a good chapter ending, I should think.

Yes. Koto Is going to be under the guardianship of Ms. Joke. He isn't actually going to get adopted...yet.

But he is going to make so many new friends, go on so many adventures.

But what kind of friends? What kind of adventures? I already have a few plans, but it wouldn't be fun if I was the only one with the ideas.

I want to give you guys a chance, an opportunity, to voice your ideas in the comment section. I love engaging with you guys (shout out to -Mark_Rosa- and -CandyThePuppy- !!! Yall are awesome!!!).

Till next time!

Bye!!!

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