Let's, Hunt
kleptomaniac (Complete)
Published on: August 14, 2021
*Pics are googled
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Knock-knock,
Gulf didn't need to check who is it at this time of night, he knew it.
This guy is coming for a week daily knocking on his door, sleeping on the floor, he doesn't understand, but because of the continued invasion of his privacy, his work is getting affected..
He can't afford to sleep on the floor underneath someone, he tried to escape from his claw but he always dragged him back, and sleep on top of him,
This is insane, why is he even dealing with this thing, If he would not have felt empathetic towards the guy. He would never allow him, but somehow he felt guilt so keep up with his traits,, but it is too much, he can't go on like this for forever,
Sigh,
Mew dragged his feet, dulling dolling on door struggling with his shoes, he holds Gulf arm dragging him under him and again they slept on the floor,
"I think I am saint at this point" he didn't even try to move, he just laid there, the guy on top wiggled to adjust himself and dozed off...
Mew slouched himself up in the morning and was welcomed with not so happy Gulf, It is strange he is awake usually he is dead asleep in the mornings
Gulf stands on his feet as soon as he is free from the octopus grip and pulled mew from his shoulder to his feet, dragged him to the dining area, and makes him sit there..
"Here is your cold water"
Mew took it eyeing him under his bangs... the skinny guy donen't look happy, he crossed his arms tapping his feet.
"Why are you doing this??"
"What??" Mew looked at him confused or pretended to be confused
"This" Gulf gestures tried to make him understand...
"You look funny and I still don't get it"
Gulf sighed and took a seat, "Look I understand your gurges with me, I can't help you I am sorry"
" Do I look like some jerk"
Mew made a face
"Okay.. I may look like one, but I am not, and I am really really sorry okay, so can you please stop meddling with my life"
Mew remains quiet while judging him, he rested his hands on the table, "And for what you sorry??"
"I don't know, maybe sorry that you fall for a bitch", "I empathize with you",
"I am sorry that, I am more charming than you in her eyes", he said with a pouts,
Mew slapped on the table with a loud thud
"No", "What I mean Is, I am sorry she fall for my charm and missed the precious gem beside her", "She must be blind I guess"
Mew huffed and backed at his seat, ignoring Gulf
"But think it like that, if I had not exposed her you would be married to a cheater, and who knows what she would do behind your back", "or......", "Maybe have done behind your back", "Who Knows"
"Then Why did you reach me out at marriage, not before that"
"Yaaa, I could have done that....", "Right??,"Â Â he ruffled his messy bed hair, sorry floor hairs, "But hey, look at the positive side, hasn't it made it more memorable"Â he beamed at Mew
Mew glared at him, is this guy for real, how getting a fiance who cheated and him being with broken marriage is memorable
"Are you dumb??"
"You mean 'D' for 'Dashing' Right??"
"No I really mean D for Dumb", " I can file a case of defamation on you"
Gulf huffed back, jeeze this guy, he is trying his best to be a cheer him up, but this guy doesn't want to get out of his gloomy state, it felt frustrated
"Cool, I will file cases, of intruding, strangling me, and beating me, and...and... and... eating my food on daily basis"
"I pay for the food"
"Fine... I pay for the apartment"
"It is my apartment building"
"But ownership is on my name, I paid for this shit"
Mew, back up a little, why it is so hard to talk to him, "Don't cross path with me"
"And you don't lure around my apartment", "Go and cry over her place why me"
"I don't cry, I make them cry who betrays me", and with that, he gets up to leave..
"What??"Â Gulf shouted back, wondering what has he done...
Mew came out of the apartment closing the door with force, he needs to know his weakness, he really wants to see him cry, he really does...
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On the same evening, there was a knock on Gulf's door, Gulf looked at the clock, not again, not again,
He put a pillow on his face and shouted out loud, no no no
The knocks continued, going loud and loud, Gulf reached at the door cursing because he knows who is behind the door,
He truly has a pretty face, with a twisted personality
If you are heartbroken go to your fiance, eat her brain, make her cry, why me??, why??,
Is it my fault that I am lady magnet??,
Is it??, Ohhh God why being handsome is a crime in this world, he fake cried internally but after being dramatic for a while finally opened the door.
And guess who is there smiling broadly,
He is a jerk remember Gulf, he is a jerk with a pretty face..
"I got the treat" he showed the beer box in his hand, and with that, he stepped into apartment
"You are not homeless right??"
"I forgive you, we would celebrate", "I accepted your apology", he threw his shoes in midway,
Ha Ha Ha Ha so I could make you drunk, and you will go crazy and let me know your darkest secret because people do that in a drunken state.. Right?, He Ha Ha Ha and I will blackmail you Ahhhhh what a perfect plan
Gulf huffed, and eye rolled in response following the one and only intruder in his house and life right now, surprisingly the intruder is way more comfortable here, humming some Beyonce hits and making himself home, changed into some comfy clothes, Is it really his house or it is not..
Gulf sighed and dragged his feet to the guy, and saw him in the kitchen, his OCD starts ticking again once he saw him in the kitchen,
"Stop throwing stuff", he shouted, but the intruder seems unbothered and keeps on searching for something who knows what, slamming every cabinet, his hands can reach to.
Gulf came running to the kitchen pulled out the intruder from his ear, Mew winced and struggled, but get dragged and pulled out from the kitchen to the living area,
Gulf pushed him to the couch, "Don't you dare to move"
Mew gawked at him, no one talks to him like that, no one treats him like this, everyone follows what he says, he rubbed his throbbing ear, they glared each other,
And finally, Mew gives in sitting on couch with corssed arms.. Gulf went back to the kitchen and placing things back
Mew scooted closer to the beer bottles on table..
"If you move even your pinky I am gonna smack your butt"
Mew halted in mid, "But I was just picking a can"
"You are touching Nothing, wait for me"
"Running like a tornado, making my place look like garbage, no sense how to place things back from where you take them, but no the King of Jongcheevevt empire don't know a shit, and says running a business here, can't find his boxers and will deal with companies"
"Hey don't question my credentials, and What are you talking about I am a clean freak"
Gulf looked at the living area where Mew was standing with knotted brows, the wrappers were on the floor, few peanuts all on the floor, Do he even had them before, from where they come from, within fifteen minutes apartment was a mess..
Breath in breath out, breath in breath out, it will end soon, Stop moving just sit there I would do everything",
Mew huffed again and sit quietly as warned not to even move a pinky, he can't do anything apart from observing fumed Gulf and somehow looking him all frustrated, and cursing on him, while doing house chores, it felt amusing...
The clock is ticking showing it is midnight, and here Gulf was still in the kitchen placing things in order...
"Are you done??"
"Done with What??" Gulf shouted back
"Playing mom, so, can we have a drink before it warms up"
"Sigh, yaa"
He took the can and chug on it, "look it is not gonna work", "I already said I am sorry"
"Ya I accepted your apology, we are celebrating"
Sigh, it means it is over right, he survived, it will pass by, he would attain his peace, and his apartment all by himself now...
He clinked the can with Mew's and keep on drinking, Mew looked at Gulf he looks sober, why he thought he would be lightweight, no it will be a problem if they keep on going like that..
How could he drink this much, he remembers at the party he got drunk, how much he needs more,
They keep on drinking, Mew's head started to feel heavy, he rested it on the back, "I want to see you cry, Is it too much to ask" he mumbled,
Gulf looked at Mew whose head was rolled on back, he chucked, " i didn't know you were this lightweight" He pushed him on the couch, finally after days of sleeping on the floor,
Gulf gulped his rest of the can, and put a pillow under mew's head, "I hope not to see you on my door tomorrow"
He backed up to head toward the bedroom. But again got pulled and Mew settled himself on Gulf, He opened his drowsy eyes, and grin at Gulf, and then plopped on his chest,
"Not again, not again" he struggled
"Yaaa, Move aside", " why are you doing this"
Mew rubbed on his chest, mumbling "Making you use to my weight"
"Stop talking nonsense", "This is so frustrating" he pushed him again, but as always no success instead got chuckles in response...
***
Mew's body clock worked and he stretched his body a little and blinked few times left few grunts and sat on the sofa, Gulf winced when felt the loss on his body he rubbed his eyes and tossed on his messy hairs... and gave a generous smile to Mew...
Okay, this is new, mostly Gulf is grumpy in the morning,
"What??"
He put his feet of Mew's lap, Mew looked at his lap and Gulf's feet, what is he doing, He threw them away, Gulf again put them on his lap, Mew threw them away, he again place them on his lap, with a warning "Do it one more time and I will put chilies in your food secretly"
Mew gaped at him, "Evil"
Gulf shrugged it off, and stretched backward, " But listen, I was thinking, you keep on pestering on me for a while now", "Do you have an alternative motive??"
He gulped did he blew out his plan, did he told him he wants to know his weakness, did he spilled the beans on his own,
"I don't know what are you talking about" he threw the feet aside finally,
Gulf jumped closer, "You know I am into guys too",, "So, You coming on my door, cuddling with me", "Man you are giving me wrong signals" and with that he backed away..
Mew gaped a little, " I am not into guys"
"Then stop banging on my door, before I bang your back"Â Â he shouted in Mew's ear pulling him closer clutching on his shirt...
Mew looked at him alarmed, "But you"
"Stop there, don't judge me, you don't have any right to do that"
"I was not"
There was silence for a while, they entered into staring competition, Gulf smirked,
"You got a nice size though"
"Huhhhh??"
He signaled on Mew's south side...
Mew gazed drown to where Gulf was pointing at, and he ran with the speed of light to the bathroom, hiding his morning wood...
He looked down and then in the mirror, his face was flushed red..
"What??," he splashed water on his face... and looked at his reflection, facepalming, "Am I blushing??" he calmed down his nerves and other things down there, he can think now....
"Ohhhhh, great now i know he is gay, i can use it", "yes i can",
"I would tell everyone about him being gay",
"Is it right to do??",
"No No... Don't think about ethics, media is talking all about his broken marriage, how much it can be harmful to let him out of the closet"
Lost in his own plans and schemes of dragging the other down, he hears Gulf shouting from outside,
"No need to embarrass, I had seen plenty in my life", " come out"
Mew rolled his eyes, put toothpaste on the brush, and keeps brushing his teeth, ya he had bought his toiletry and placed it in Gulf's bathroom, he is almost living here, not living but more like sleeping...
He came out a while later, avoiding looking at Gulf, he knew his weakness he has the upper hand, why his heart was struggling,
Gulf placed cold water on Mew's side, "Stop ordering food for two"
"Why??"
"I don't eat breakfast, jeez i don't even wake up this early" he sited beside Mew...
"You should"
Gulf made a face, " we slept late, how could you be up early"
"My body clock", "what you want for dinner??"
"Are you gonna come again", "I warned you a while ago"
"About What, Aren't you gonna be home??", Forgetting Gulf's warning that he can bang him, instead, focusing on finding the weakness,
Gulf just shakes his head, what this guy is made of
"Ummm...What if, I tell everyone that you are gay??" Mew eyed him judging his expressions.
Gulf chuckles, "Are you trying to blackmail me??"
"What if I do??"
"Do that I am openly bi"
"You are??"
"Yaa, nothing to hide"
Sigh it means my plan fails, I need something else, Gulf looked at mew's face which is surely showing disappointment written all over, he took a bite of his food,
"You really wanna see me cry, huhhhh??"
"What ?? What are you talking about??"
"You were mumbling last night, You want to see me cry"
Mew massaged his neck, Sigh, so he blew up, "I..."
"Bring Som tam with you"
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If I could complete the chapter on time, you could expect an update on Wednesday,, if I could not then see you on Saturdayðð