Chapter 248: 248: Introduction Completed
I Have Yet to Become a Doll Today
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Hereâs Tan Xiaoâs self-introduction:
âMy name is Tan Xiao, the same Tan and Xiao from âSpeaking and Laughingâ. Iâm known as Brother Laugh! I roamed the underworld at eight, swore loyalty to an older brother at ten! Iâve seen the ebbs and flows of the underworld for decades! I became strong bare-handed! I live by brotherhood! Come to me if thereâs any trouble! Brother Laugh is always at your service!â
He finished speaking, hands on his hips, revealing a set of pearly white teeth.
Everyone:
Tan Xiao looked left and right, and yet no one clapped.
He was desolate.
Only Bai Youwei and Pan Xiaoxin were left to introduce themselves.
Pan Xiaoxin glanced at Bai Youwei.
Bai Youwei, half-lidded eyes, looked nonchalant, showing no intention of speaking.
Pan Xiaoxin:
After contemplating for a moment, he said: âMy name is Pan Xiaoxin. I lived with my grandparents in Hangzhou, attended Central Elementary School, grade five  After Hangzhou was hit by the calamity, I had nowhere to go, so I wanted to join a group. But those adults, I donât know why, they fought all the time, they were reckless  many people died â
While he was speaking, he noticed Bai Youwei glance over at him, eyes still half-lidded.
Pan Xiaoxin felt guilty and his voice faded:
âLater  Later I met Sister Weiwei and Brother Mo, they were willing to take me into the maze, so I felt  that this team might survive, so I joined all of you.â
âChild, youâre not entirely honest, huh~~â Bai Youwei spoke slowly and leisurely.
With his head hung low, Pan Xiaoxin honestly confessed: âThose injuries were self-inflicted, but I didnât mean to harm you. I was just scared⦠scared you would doubt me, soâ¦â
âA kid with a mind for scheming, not cute at all.â Bai Youwei lazily said, âWell, it doesnât matter. You arenât a pet, you donât have to be cute. As long as you can stay alive, itâs enough.â
Pan Xiaoxin paused, then looked up at her.
âIs it my turn now â Bai Youwei stretched, looking tired, âMy name is Bai Youwei, a cripple.â
That was it.
Everyone waited quietly for three seconds.
Then they realized she had no intention of saying anything more. Their feelings were somewhat complex.
âWeiwei, youâre not being fair.â Tan Xiao complained, âYou didnât even tell us your age!â
Bai Youwei glared at him, âSince when is it okay to ask a lady her age?!â
Tan Xiao: âEveryone else said it!â
âHmmph, Iâm not going to tell you anyway.â Bai Youwei turned her face away haughtily, refusing to look at him, âOnly two people in the world could know my age, one is the person who gave birth to me, the other is the person who will bury me.â
âWhy?â Tan Xiao was puzzled.
Bai Youwei explained, âBecause the person who buries me will have to write on my tombstone, âHere lies Bai Youwei, born in this year and month, died suddenly in this year and month.â Donât you understand that?â
Tan Xiao gave an âohâ, â that makes sense.â
The others had nothing left to say.
Yan Qingwen asked another question, âYou seem to be good at clearing games, have you had any previous training?â
âNot necessarily good, but after playing a few times, one can always become more proficient than others.â She rested her chin on her hand, speaking casually, âJust like um, if you play connect games more often, your sense of touch will also improve, itâs the same principle.â
She asked Yan Qingwen, âHow many times have you played the game?â
âThree times.â Yan Qingwen smiled, âThe first playthrough was successful, and we received an item called the Self-Healing Bandage. The second game was too hard, and we used up five jigsaw puzzles. The third time  was the luck-and-answer quiz. If this one also counts, then itâs four.â
Bai Youwei nodded deliberately: âThatâs a bit short. Itâs better to go into the game more often. Practice makes perfect, and it saves you from being at a disadvantage in the future.â
Li Li couldnât help saying: âThe games get sicker and sicker each time, yet we should go more often? What if we die before getting used to it?â
Bai Youwei burst into laughter: âThen Iâll set up a tombstone for you. âHere lies Li Li, who died suddenly in a certain year and monthï½ââ
Li Li:
He just shouldnât have asked.