Volume 2 - CH 1.13

Intermission 2: Second Staff Dormitory, BT

On that very same night, Isuzu secretly sent an email to Adachi Eiko.

“I am the manager’s head of secretariat. If possible, may we know the stage name you used for your previous job? We require this information in order to reference your previous employer. Please be assured that your personal information will be kept in strict confidentiality.”

While it may be true that she told herself never to speak of this to anyone, the other contents of the email were blatant lies. Isuzu couldn’t help it; she already had a day’s worth of embarrassment with Seiya to deal with, the least she could do was quench her curiosity on this matter.

She received the reply almost instantly.

It contained her stage name, the titles of her previous works and some pleasantries on today’s interviews.

Isuzu replied with, “Thank you. We will inform you of your application results at a later date,” and looked at the contents.

The title was “Gather Round, Boob Freaks! Sucky☆Sucky Paradise!”

Boob Freaks? How appalling. And what is this ‘Sucky Sucky Paradise’? Makes me feel sick to the core. This world is so broken.

Isuzu shivered a little upon realization that there were people of the land out there who were able to think of names like these.

Because typing that title out on her keyboard felt disgusting, Isuzu decided to copy-paste it into her search engine. Several links to DVD downloads were generated. There was a YouTube video link too.

“…?”

Wait a minute, shouldn’t videos with titles like these be banned on YouTube?

At any rate, she decided to confirm the content of the video. She mustered the strength to click her mouse button.

A video of what seemed to be a livestock farm began to play, bringing along a soothing country BGM.

An ewe was breastfeeding her lamb, who was desperately sucking on her nipples.

“Oh my! Look at that lamb! It must be really, really hungry!”

An off-video narration could be heard.

It was Adachi Eiko’s voice.

“Sheep are just like us humans, who usually only give birth to one baby at a time, so this is a very precious moment for her! She’ll take good care of her baby all the way, so let’s hope that it becomes a strong and energetic sheep!”

After the narration ended, the scenes of various lambs drinking their mother’s milk continued.

“All lambs love their mother’s milk! They’ll drink lots of it until they’re able to feed on grass by themselves.”

The screen went black for a moment.

Next up was a scene of pigs feeding their piglets.

“Wah—! There are so many piglets! One…two…three…it looks like there might be more than ten of them competing for their mother’s milk! Hey everyone, don’t push each other, sucky sucky!”

The next scene was about calves, narrated by Adachi Eiko.

After that was hamsters, once again narrated by Adachi Eiko.

The following scenes contained dogs, horses, cats, even wild animals like monkeys, elephants and other rare species of mammals that use breastfeeding were featured.

The video ended at about 20 minutes.

Isuzu stared blankly at the screen, trying to process what she had just watched.

“In other words…Animal Videos (AV)?”