Chapter 12: Day On The Beach
Date A Live: The Inversed Spirit & The Snarky Human
Beach...
Makoto's face turned red in embarrasement. Right now, he's playing on the beach with the rest of his friends, to enjoy the sunny day. But there was one problem: Miyabi.
"I'm still waiting, Makoto Naegi."
Makoto gulped. In front of him is Miyabi laying on the ground on her torso. She wear a black bikini that showed her mature figure, with her arms crossed in front of her and her head turned toward him.
Earlier, Miyabi took Makoto somewhere else so that the two of them could be together. Then, she asked him to put sunscreen on her back, and she won't take no for answer.
Sighing, Makoto put sunscreen on his hands and touched Miyabi's back...only for her to moan, making Makoto blush. "W-What's wrong?"
"Your hands...are too cold." Miyabi said with a...blush?
"Why is she blushing?" Makoto wondered bewildered. He was only putting lotion on her back!
Shaking his head, Makoto continued to put snscreen on her back, and do his best to ignore Miyabi's moan who get louder and louder. Makoto feel himself becoming embarrased when they brough the attention of people nearby. At this point, it's almost sounded like a torture to him. Suddenly, a ball hit his head. "OW!"
Makoto rubbed his head while Miyabi turned her head toward him. "What's wrong?"
"Sorry about that!"
Makoto and Miyabi turned to the right and see Hina waving at them. "I hit the ball a bit too hard!"
Miyabi narrowed her eyes. Despite the fact that Hina looked uneasy, her eyes tell otherwise. Even though hitting Makoto was an accident, she was clearly aiming at Miyabi. Look like she need to step up her game. She looked at Makoto. "Makoto...can you give me another massage?"
Makoto blinked before he nodded. But to his surprise, Miyabi turn around and untie her bra with the intention to free her double twin. Makoto quickly grab the side of side of her bra and tie it back, much to Miyabi's confusion. Makoto looked stern. "Don't. You need to be more decent!"
Miyabi was shocked at Makoto's sudden refusal, something that clearly never happen before. She opened her mouth to answer him when a ball arrived out of nowhere and hit Makoto on the head, pushing him toward Miyabi and making them fall to the ground. Nearby, Hina gasped as she witnessed the scene in front of her.
Makoto and Miyabi were on the ground...kissing. Their eyes were snapped open as they feel their lips on each others.
Makoto and Miyabi part away and avoided looking at each others in the eyes.
Meanwhile...
"You're a wrestler?" Natsumi asked surprised.
During their walk, Natsumi has learned a lot about Sakura Hagiwara, including her wrestling activity. She never though she would meet a girl who wrestle.
"It's being one of my greatest dream." Sakura admited before rubbing her arm. "After some...incident, i decided to try to become a wrestler. And while it wasn't easy, i became one of the most popular wrestler of Japan." She smiled. "Also...i was able to meet Zakari."
"Your boyfriend?" Natsumi guessed, making Sakura nod. "How exactly did you meet?"
Sakura suddenly became fluttered as she scratched her now red cheek. "W-Well..."
Flashback...
In a stadium, everyone cheered as they were about to witness the final of the wrestling tournament. A man walk up toward the ring and spoke in a mic. "Ladies and gentleman! My name is Takahashi! Today, we're here to participate to the final of the World Wrestling Tournament! The winne of this fight will be officialy the world's champion of wrestling!"
He give a peace sigh. "And you can be sure that it's going to be a match you will never forget!"
The crow roared louder at this. Takahashi nodded before he point to the right. "Now then! Let's give a big aplause to the new challenger who managed to defeat all his opponent with his strengh and courage! Here...Zakari Orion!"
A spotlight shined on one of the entrance of the arena, showing one of the participant. It was a young teenager boy who wear a back long-sleeved shirt with black pants and red gloves and boots. He has short hair of different colors that looked like rainbow. Dark red, dark blue, light blue, dark green, light green, and yellow. He also have brown eyes.
Zakari Orion make little jump to prepare himself for his battle. Then, Takahashi pointed to the others side. "And to the other side, his opponent who is the perfect definition of strong and beautiful! Ladies and gentleman...Sakura Hagiwara!"
A spothlight appear to another entrance, showing Sakura...and everyone's jaw dropped in shock, including Zakari who feel his cheek burning red. "W-What?!"
The other wrestler is a young woman with long black hair and brown eyes. However, everyone was focused on what she was wearing...which was a bikini with red line. Along with red gloves and boots. Other then that, everyone could see her mature body, including her large-
Zakari shook his head quickly and slapped himself. "Don't! You're not that kind of person, Zakari! You're better then this!"
Sakura arrived on the ring and was ready to fight. However, she became confused when she noticed Zakari's red face and the announcer's bewildered look. "Is something wrong?"
Takahashi didn't say anything. Before shooking his head. "It's...nothing..."
Not bothering to ask the girl why is she wearing a bikini in a wrestling match, Takashi looked at the two opponent. "Are you two ready?"
Sakura and Zakari nodded before looking at each others. Although, the latter is doing everything he can to ignore the exposed body of his adversary. Takahashi raised his hand. "Ready? Fight!"
Zakari and Sakura charged at each others...but then, something strange happened. Right as they were about to come in contact with each others, the light rang out, shocking everyone. From the announcer, to the crow who panicked. Takahashi looked around in shock. "A blackout?! But how?! This never happened before!"
Takahashi take the mic. "Everyone, please calm down! We are going to do our best to fix this problem before you know it!"
Then, everyone hear some kind of crashing, much to their shock. Takashi frowned. "What now?!"
Then, the light returned, much to everyone's relief. Takahashi sighed. "Thanks god, i though that it would take longer then that."
Takahashi turned toward the ring. "Now then, let's con-"
The announcer stopped talking and was shocked by the sight in front of him, just like the red of the crow. Many man and woman blushed and averted their eyes embarrased, while some others still looked with a silly look on their face, something that earned them a smack on the head by their family/wife.
On the ring were Zakari and Sakura in a compromised position. Sakura is on her back with Zakari on top of her. However, Zakari's hands grabbed Sakura's butt, his knee is between Sakura's legs, and lastly...Zakari's head is stuck between Sakura's boobs.
Sakura's face was so red that it could be seeing from far away. However, she noticed that Zakari wasn't moving...at all. She quickly figured out why. He lost consciousness due to lack of oxygen because his head was stuck between her chest.
The announcer was lost for words for a few minute. Then, he spoke in a voice filled with awkwardness. "Well...when i say that it will be a match we won't forget, this isn't what i had in mind."
Takahashi turned toward the crow. "Since Zakari is no longer be able to fight, Sakura is the winner."
Many people aplaused. However, they weren't happy, angry, or even dissapointed. They were just...dumbfounded by this weird match. Sakura closed her eyes and put her hands on her face. "This isn't how i wanted to win!"
Present...
Natsumi was dumbfounded by what she just hear. "...Woah."
Sakura nodded. "Yes...this is the weirdest wrestling match that anyone has ever seeing before."
For a moment, there was a huge awkward silence. Before Natsumi asked the following. "So, what happened after...that?"
"I was worried about Zakari after the match, so i decided to check on him." Sakura eplained, forgetting the awkwardness from a few second ago. "After getting to know each others better, we started to fall in love. We confessed after our first Date." She smiled happily at the memory. "And from this day, we became the wrestling couple."
"..."
Natsumi looked down in though. Love...something like this is a foreign concept to her. For as long she could remember, she don't have anyone in her life who...loved her.
To her, only the most beautiful person could be considerate as important. Those who aren't are always looked down by the rest. This is why she decided to put a illusion on herself. Anyone who saw her true form will suffer of her wrath...
...But, Kazoki Anakin...he wasn't...he clearly make clear that he don't apreciate her, even if she was beautiful. And after their previous encounter, she know that he wouldn't want to do anything with her again...but she can't back down, she has to fall him fall for her charm...it's the only thing she has left.
"What about you? Do you have a special someone?" Sakura asked.
"...No." Natsumi shook her head. "It's being a long time since i've talked to someone else, let alone a boy."
Sakura blinked before she put at hand on Natsumi's shoulder, much to her confusion, and smiled at her. "No worries, i know that there is someone in this world who is waiting for you. You just have meet them yet."
"...Thanks." Natsumi said, not used to being show kindness. It was...odd.
"[AMAZING!!]"
Sakura and Natsumi were taken back by the sudden shout and turn around to see a black-haired boy who is jumping around in boxer. "[SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS ON THE BEACH!! BEST VACATION EVER!!]"
"...What is wrong with this guy?" Natsumi asked weirded out. She's hear that he caused a mess in the plane, but she didn't think that he would be so creepy.
"I don't know..." Sakura said uncomfortable. Something about this boy make her uneasy.
Kumagawa stopped them...and appear right in front of them, much to their shock. "[Hello there!]"
Then, before either girls could react, Kumagawa raised his left and and gropped Sakura's right boob, much to her shock and embarrasement. "[To think i would meet a hot wrestling girl on a beach! Lucky me!]"
BAM!
"PERVERT!" Sakura yelled after punching the Minus in the face before hugging her chest with a blush on her face. "Only my boyfriend can touch me!"
"[Ah, the boyfriends...]" Kumagawa exclaimed, rubbing his bruised cheek. "[If he's anything like the Harem Protagonist, then i'm sure that he wouldn't be bold enough to touch you...or even sleeping with you, if you know what i mean~]"
"N-I-Shut up!" Sakura yelled fluttered and annoyed. "Our relationship are privated!"
"[That's what they all say.]" Kumagawa exclaimed with a smile before turning toward Natsumi...and frowned. "[...Liar.]"
"W-What?" Natsumi was taken back by this. What was he talking about?
Kumagawa leaned toward Natsumi's face, making her nervous. "You know...hiding in a illusion won't change anything. You're better as loli then an hot girl.]"
"!!!"
Natsumi's eyes widened in shock. Wha-How do he know?!
"What are you talking about?" Sakura asked confused.
"[So you don't know?]" Kumagawa turned toward her...before shrugging. "[Too bad then...time for me to see Shido getting three more girls for his Harem!]"
The Minus walk away from the two girls who looked at him bewildered. Sakura turned toward Natsumi with a confused look on her face. "...What was that about?"
"...I have no idea." Natsumi replied completely lost.
Meanwhile...
Shido blinked as he watched the two Twin looking away from each others annoyed. Something was really odd with them. At first, they were celebrating their victory over Tohka and Origami on an Volley ball Match, the next second, they go back to hating each others.
...Are they bipolar or something?
However, he has bigger problem right now.
"Shido!"
Shido froze as he feel a pair of arms hugging him and two soft things on his back. He slowly turn around and see strawberry hair. "Junko?"
"The one and only!" Junko giggled as she keep hugging Shido. "So tell me...do you have fun with me?"
"I-Well..." Shido wasn't sure how to answer that. Especially when he feel the body of the girl hugging him. "Of cour-"
"Don't lie." Junko sharply said, making Shido flinch. "Ever since we got here, you didn't bother to spend a single second with me. Only with those two twin. You didn't even bother playing with Tohka and Origami."
Shido couldn't say anything, not because of fear of angering her, but because it was true. He was so busy with Kaguya and Yuzuru that he didn't have the time to play or talking to anyone else.
"So...how about you put sunscreen on my back~?" Junko proposed with a seductive voice, making Shido freeze in shock.
"Absolutely not!"
Shido and Junko part away, much to the former's relief and the latter's annoyance. They saw Kaguya and Yuzuru looking at them with crossed arms.
"Demande: Get away from Shido at once." Yuzuru ordered annoyed.
"Shido already promised that he would spend the day with me!" Kaguya added.
"I didn't promise anything, you didn't leave me any choice." Shido muttered to himself, but was ignored by the girls who argued between themself, making him sigh.
On the side, Sayaka and Kyoko watched the scene with a intrigued look...well, mostly the former, the latter has a stoic face, but curiosity could be seeing in her eyes.
"Is that me or Junko is too attached to Shido?" Sayaka asked confused.
"It wouldn't be unlikely that she has an idea in mind." Kyoko say with a finger on her chin.
They weren't the only one to be aware of Junko's newfound attraction toward Shido Itsuka, but the rest of their classmate as well. Nobody know how or why Junko is suddenly interested in Shido. However, knowing the Fashionista, she's probably up to no good.
"Hey...now that i think about it...where's Kazoki?" Sayaka asked while looking around.
"I think that he's playing with Tenka Yatogami." Kyoko replied.
Meanwhile...
"How long are you planning to stay there?" Kazoki asked annoyed.
"Until i find something interesting to do." Tenka replied with a smirk.
Kazoki sighed as he keep carry Tenka on his back. It's being nearly 30 minute since the Inversed Spirit decided to mount him, and it look like she's not planning to get down anytime soon.
Then, Tenka pressed herself on Kazoki, making him annoyed. "What now?"
"...Tell me...do you know about the Game called splash?" Tenka asked.
Kazoki looked very confused. "What-"
Suddenly, Tenka changed her position and is now hugging Kazoki from behind. Kazoki feel Tenka dragging him from behind before they both fell into the water. A moment passed before Kazoki came out the water and spat out water from his mouth. Tenka came out as well and looked at Kazoki with a smirk. Kazoki glared at Tenka. "What was that for?!"
"I see someone do it earlier...and you say that i should be having fun." Tenka replied with amusement in her voice.
"Is that so?" Kazoki narrowed his eyes. "Then...how about THIS?!"
Kazoki suddenly grab Tenka's head, surprising her, and drag it into water. He waited a few moment before letting go. Surprisingly, she don't came up. Kazoki cocked his head. "Tenka?"
A pair of arms rise up from behind Kazoki and drag him into water. A few second passed before Kazoki and Tenka came out the water with their arms locked around each others and glaring. The Inversed Spirit growled. "What do you think you're doing?! Do you have a death wish?!"
"I'm following you example: i'm having fun!" Kazoki replied irritated.
Kazoki and Tenka part away. The Inversed Spirit narrowed her eyes before a though came to her head. Under normal circumstance, it would upset her to have to do this, but if it can caught Kazoki off guard, so be it. Tenka smirked before reaching behind her bikini and untie it. Kazoki rosed a eyebrow. "What are you doing?"
The next second, Tenka let her bikini fall off, and put her hands on her hips. A silence followed soon after as Kazoki stared at her. Tenka smirk's widened. "So...you like what you're seeing right now?"
"Nope."
Tenka's smirk was remplaced by a bewildered expression.
"In anything, i'm mostly surprised by the fact that you decided to be topless, especially in front of me." Kazoki said without any once of shame or embarrasement, only annoyance. "Also...do you really think that i'm going to fall into this kind of trap? In case you have forgotten, Shido is the Harem Protagonist, not me."
Tenka blinked twice before she frowned. "You...if i didn't know any better, i would almost say that you enjoying annoying me."
"I'm just be honest, that's all." Kazoki shrugged. "Also, can you please put your bikini back? This is starting to become weird."
"Why? You should consider yourself honored to feast your eyes on my divine figure." Tenka smugly said. "There will never be another Human would will get that chance."
"As i said before, Shido is the Harem Protagonist, not me." Kazoki replied annoyed. "Now, can you please put it back?"
"...Very well." Tenka frowned before she take her top and tie it back. "But i must admit, i didn't expect you to be unfazed by my body."
"Because i know how to look at people beyond the apparance." Kazoki said, making the Inversed Spirit confused. Seeing this, he sighed. "What i'm trying to said is that sometime, people are not always what they seem. Judging someone by their apparance is a proff of naivety and even get you killed. That's why it's important to judge them on their personality."
"...What does it have to do with now?" Tenka asked with a frown.
"Sometime, people always use their body as weapon, and i refuse to be like those idiots who fall into this trap." Kazoki said with crossed arms. "Beside, i'm not the kind of person to act like those stupid Anime Characters who freeze upon seeing a girl naked. I would rather be my own person."
"...You know, with all those comparition between the real world and those Anime you keep talking about, i'm starting to think that you can't make the difference between fiction and reality." Tenka said with a rosed eyebrow.
"Trying to live in a City filled with people who act like Anime Characters, and the same thing would happen to you." Kazoki shrugged. "Anyway, i think we should head back."
Tenka nodded and walk up toward him. Then, she stopped and looked confused. "What is that?"
Kazoki rose a eyebrow and turn around, only for his eyes to widen in shock before he narrowed his eyes. "Damn it...now?"
To their side, a huge wave is coming toward them. Unfortunately, neither Kazoki and Tenka has the time to dodge it, as result...it crushed into them.
Kazoki feel the water hit him before he was carried away by the water. He opened his eyes and see Tenka in the distance. He swimmed toward her in hope to reach her. Then, he see Tenka reaching toward him with her streached head. Kazoki frowned before he stopped and raised his leg...in time for Tenka to take his foot.
...What? It was either that or he fallen into this stupid Anime cliched where he accidently grope the girl and get smacked around even though it wasn't his fault! He won't let that happen to him!
Despite being confused, Tenka reached the surface and gasped for air. Then, she lifted Kazoki by the foot and let him go. Kazoki pull his head out the water and shook his head. Tenka frowned. "Why did you give me your feet and not your hand?"
"To avoid a cliched." Kazoki replied, much to Tenka's confusion. Then, he look to his right and pointed. "Look out!"
Tenka barely have the time to turn around and see a wave hitting her. Somehow, the wave was strong enough to push her and make her collide with Kazoki, pushing them both to the ground. Grumbling, Kazoki and Tenka opened their eyes...and find their face in front of each others.
Kazoki and Tenka find themself lost in each other's eyes. Time seem to have frozen around them as they noticed how close they were. Then, from a impulse that came out of nowhere, they started to lean toward each others slowly. Their lips were about to meet...when a huge explosion in the distance rang out, making them snap out their trance. Kazoki and Tenka blinked before they part away and sit up, looking away from each others.
A huge silence took place as they look toward each others before averting their eyes. Then, Tenka spoke up. "I think it's time we head back..."
"...Yeah." Kazoki said a bit awkwardly.
Kazoki and Tenka get up and intended to walk up toward the beach...only to notice something is wrong. Instead of seeing many people playing in the water or laying down on the sand, they see...Tree...Trees and bush. Blinking, they both look around and see that outside of that, there was nothing but water at the horizon.
At this moment, it dawned to Kazoki. They were no longer on the beach, they were stuck on a Island. "...Crap."
To Be Continued...
The part with the Island is something that just occured to me. I wanted to make something different compared to the Canon version. It's inspired from Saiki Kusuo. Also, Kazoki and Tenka alone on a Island is a interesting idea to pass up.
Here a Omake.
(Omake: How to get stolen more easier then normal.)
Tengu City...
Two guys were spy from behind a wall and looked at Kazoki who is walking with his hands in his pocket. The big one turned toward the small one. "Okay, Pitar! Let's resume our plan!"
"Okay, Titi!" Pitar nodded excited. "First, we'll go to talking to this guy and accidently push him..."
"Then, he accidently lost his Wallet!" Titi chuckle before pulling another wallet. "And before he know it, we replace it with this one!"
"However, what he don't know is that this Wallet is an Anti-Stealing Wallet!" Pitar punched his palm. "Which mean that no matter how hard he try, he will never be able to open it! And while he's stuck with a Wallet who is forever closed..."
"We'll take his Wallet!" Titi exclaimed loudly before being shushed by Pitar, making him flinch a bit. "Sorry...we'll stole his Wallet."
"And the money is our." Pitar smirked before he look to the side and see Kazoki walking in their direction. "He's about to come, are you ready?"
"Rea-Wait! There's a Ice Cream truck!" Titi pointed to the otherside of the road in which there is a Ice Cream truck.
"Titi, we don't have the time for Ice Cream!" Pitar whispered angrily. "We have to rob this guy-"
"Give me a moment, it won't take too long!" Titi said in hurry before he see the Anti-Stealing Wallet, forgetting what was his main purpose, and try to open it. "I just need to grab some bills!"
"WAIT DON'T-"
Bim!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The two thief yelled as they were electrocuted and fallen to the ground with their bodies burned and their item on the ground...plus, all the things they stolen during the whole day.
Kazoki looked dumbfound at the two idiots on the ground.
Later, at Kazoki's home...
"An Anti-Stealing Wallet? Are you sure?" Shido asked confused.
"Yeah!" Kazoki snicker as he hold the things he stolen from the thiefs. "Don't touch the wallet! However, you can take the rest!"
Inspired from a French Comic called "Gaston Lagaffe". Except that the role are switched. It sounded too funny to not do it. Here another Omake before leaving.
(Omake: Shido Versus Isekai)
Shido walk toward the School. Then, he stopped when the cars pass on the road. When it was done, he cross the road...only to find a Truck heading toward him. "WHAT THE?!"
Shido leaped out the way right before the Truck hit him. He sighed in relief...only for the Truck to turn around, much to his confusion. "Eh?"
"You little bastard!" The Truck shouted, surprising Shido. "You think that you can dodge me just like that?! Think again!!"
The Truck rolls toward him with the intention to hit him. Shido's eyes widen before he run out the road, followed by the Truck. When he noticed the Truck about to hit him, he dodged at the last second, making the Truck hit a nearby shop. Then, the Truck back away before chasing the poor boy again.
"What the hell is going on?!" Shido shouted as the Truck keep try to hit him. He dodged one more time as the Truck has enough.
"JESUS CHRIST!!" The Truck shouted angrily. "Would it kill you to let me-" He stopped talking for a moment after realising how dumb his question sounded, before speaking up again. "Nevermind! Just let me hit you and let's get over with!"
"I don't get it!" Shido shouted frustated. "Why do you want to kill me so badly?! In fact, how are you even talking?! It don't make any sense!!"
"Of course it don't." The Truck said while rolling his headlight. "Fine, i suppose i can explain it. I am Truck-Kun, and i have for mission to kill you so that you get reincarnated in another World!"
"...What?" Shido blinked bewildered. He remembered something similar that he read in a Manga before. "You mean like in those Isekai Story?"
"If you want to call them like that, then yes." Truck-Kun said flatly.
"But...why?" Shido asked. "Why me specificaly?"
"I don't know." Truck-Kun admited. "I was only told to run you over so that you get reborn in another World."
Shido frowned. "I refuse!"
"You can't refuse!" Truck-Kun yelled. "This is a life-time opportunity, and only a idiot would waste it!"
"Only a idiot would take it!" Shido yelled back. "I have friends and family in this world! Why would i throw them away just for a adventure in another world?! I would lost everything!"
"..." Truck-Kun was silence. As much he hated to admit, the boy has a point. Only a idiot who toss away their loved one so that they could go to another world. However... "Joke on you, a lot of people in your situation are idiots."
"I know." Shido commented. "And even if i'll accept, which is not the case, what would await me there?"
"A world filled with...Maken and busty Ninja girls." Truck-Kun said fatly.
Shido blinked twice, not believing what he just hear. "...You're joking?"
"Does it look like i am?" Truck-Kun asked.
Shido sighed before rubbing his eyes. "Listen, i have everything i need in my concurent life, and there is nothing that i want that is worth to throw away everything i have. So, i'm sorry that you're time was wasted. But please, go home so that we can all forget about this day...okay?"
Truck-Kun say nothing. But after a moment, he replied. "Fine...i'll leave you be..."
"Thank you." Shido nodded in gratitude before turning around to walk to School. "Now i'll think it's time to-"
"PSYCH!!"
BAM!
Shido's body was send flying to the otherside of the road after being rammed by the Truck. Strruggling because of his injuries, Shido weakly look up. "W-We h-had a deal..."
Truck-Kun scoffed. "Fool! I am a Vehicle! A Machine and a Human can't make a deal! Anyway, enjoy your new life, Harem Protagonist."
Shido barely has the time to correct him before he die from his wound.
Time Skip...
Shido walked up in the middle of the hallway of Tenbi Kagura Academy. He could feel the stare of many girls in the School, and not in a good way. He arrived in front of the Principal's office and knocked. A female voice answered soon after. "Come in!"
Shido open the door and see a a woman with purple hair sitting on her desk. She has brown hair in short ponytail and brown eyes. She wear a orange tracksuit with the zipper opened, showing her large bossom. She look over and grinced. "Ah! It it isn't my favorite Student, Shido Itsuka!"
"H-Hello, Principal Rokujou." Shido greeted incomfortable. After all the time he has spend at the Academy, he still hasn't got used to see his Principal like this. What is she even thinking? It's almost like she's giving permision to be ogled!
"What did i say, Shido? Call me Minori!" The woman-now named Minori-complained as she get up from her seat.
"Minori-Sen-" Shido was cut-off by Minori who narrowed her eyes. "...Minori-Chan."
"Much better." Minori smiled before she walk up toward him and throwing her arm around his neck, with Shido's face being pressed against her bossom. "So, how are you doing?"
"I-I'm fine." Shido stuttered blushing as his head was pressed against her...you know.
It's being many years since he was reincarnated to this world, and since then, his life was mostly different then the one he previously had. For starter, he was no sibling. Then, his parents were never present, something that he got used to in his previous life, and finaly, he has a strange power called 'Maken'. He has the power to copy the Maken of the people...he kissed.
Nedless to say that it got him a lot of trouble.
After that, he started to go in the Academy, who was originaly separated, before he started to go to Class. For some reason, he caught the attention of many girls in the School. Including his Principal and Nurse, Minori Rokujou and Aki Nijou.
In at all, it was the weirdest life so far.
...Even so, Shido didn't give up in his quest to go back Home. He still have hope that somewhere, there would be someone who could help him to travel back to others dimension. If there was a Truck who can talk, then surely this kind of thing is possible, right?
"If you say so." Minori let go of Shido and walked toward her desk before sitting down. "Now then, the reason of why i called you here is because i have some news to share with you."
"What it is?" Shido asked confused.
"In a few days, we'll be receiving new transfer students." Minori explained as she spun around her chair and look at the window. "From what i know, they're coming from School called Venus Academy and Hebijo."
"Hebijo?" Shido blinked twice. "Aren't there already students from that School here?"
"Yes." Minori comfirmed. "But those one have joined them recently. They were asked to transfer here by the Headmasters in order to learn how to co-exist with the different faction."
"I see..." Shido nodded before he asked something else. "But why are you telling me this?"
Minori smirked before she point at Shido. "Because you were choosen to be their roommates!"
"...WHAT?!" Shido yelled shocked. "You want me to share my room with...how many student will there be?"
"20."
"20 students with me?!" Shido asked shocked. "It's already bad enough to share my room with two girls! But i will have them with me?!"
"Not quite." Minori shook her head. "Only two Students of those School will share their room with you. The rest of them will sharing a room with the girls of Maken-Ki."
Shido blinked. "Wait, what about Takeru and Kengo?"
"You really think it's a good idea for them to be their roomates?" Minori asked with a deadpanned look.
"...Fair enough." Shido admited with a sigh.
There is one thing to know about the students of Tenbi Kagura Academy...half of them are massive perverts. However, outside of the group including Asuka and her friends, Takeru Ooyama and Kengo Usui were the worst of them. Every chance they get, they always try to peep on the girls who either change or take a shower. As result, they gained a horrible reputation. Especially Takeru who lived with three girls, two of them being his childhood friends.
Also, Takeru has being found in several indecent situation with his roomates. He keep saying that it's an accident. But given his personality, everyone has a hard time to believe him.
Once, Kengo even asked Katsuragi if he keep grope her, only to receive a kick by the busty blond, because she don't want to be harrased by someone else...which was ironic since she harrase people all the time.
"Still, why me?" Shido asked confused. "Shouldn't you put them in a room with the others girls?"
"Normaly, i could, but there are several problem." Minori raised her hand and showed three fingers. "One, some of those students are quite hostile...well, more rude then hostile. Soji and Yan Min barely passed a day before they make fun of several students. Hell, Azuki even started to hate the latter for being arrogant."
"...She don't really have any room to talk." Shido said with a sweat drop.
Azuki Shinatsu is one of the most cocky students of the Academy. One time, she challenged Shido to a fight and try to win without using her Maken. Unfortunately, she understimated Shido's strengh, which granted him victory. However, she wanted to have a rematch with him one day.
"Second, the girls don't have enough place to host them. So even if i wanted to, i can't." Minori added as she lowered the first and second finger. "And three...you won't get any new member of your Harem..."
"...You're still on about that?" Shido asked in a mix of surprise and annoyance.
"Of course! Why can't i do this for my favorite Student?" Minori said with a smirk on her face.
There is a secret that nobody know in this School. Shido Itsuka and Minori Rokujou...are dating. Of course, that was shocking for Shido to learn that his principal has romantic feeling for him. However, after having gone to several Date, he decided to give this Relationship a try.
Of course, Minori never pass the chance to tease him when she can. For example, she alway sleep with him in his bed. Shower together, and more. She even decided to give Shido a Harem...and unfortunately for him, she wasn't joking.
"But enough talking!" Minori crossed her arms under her huge chest. "It's time to say hello to your new roomates."
Shido sighed. "I just hope that they would be understanding."
The night...
Shido find himself in front of two girls who are going to share his room with his two roommates. A blond-haired girl callled Soji and a chiness girl called Yan Min.
"So, you're the so-called Shido Itsuka?" Yan Min rosed a eyebrow. "You don't seem special..."
"Well, today is your lucky day!" Soji smirked and jumped on her new bed before crossing her arms behind her head and giving the boy a high look. "You're going to share a room with a girl who has a body made by the gods themself! Since i'm in good mood, i'll allow you to admire my divine beauty...but no touching~"
"Not so fast!" A dark-skinned girl appear and stood in front of Shido. "If there is anyone that Shido is going to admire, it's Chacha! And Chacha will even let Shido touch her~"
"Chacha!" A black-haired girl with a bang exclaimed.
"Don't worry, Kimi. You can join us as well!" Chacha assured her other roommate.
Kimi blushed red and hide her face in her hands.
"...Nevermind, i'm cursed." Shido sighed resigned.
His journey to go back home will be harder then he though.
Probably the longest Omake i've ever made. This is a What If Story where Shido has being killed by Truck-kun and is reincarnated in a world where Senran Kagura and Maken-Ki is combined. I wanted to make this because...i though that Truck-kun going after Shido would be hilarious. It would make a good Challenge Story, now that i think about it.
Anyway, i'll be seeing you all in the next Chapter.
Goodbye!