September 28th, 2015

Monday

Evan: Gooodddmorning beautiful

Me: Morning loser

Me: Fuuuuck yes just got home from school

Me: no ones here

Me: HOME ALONE WOOOOO

Me: time to watch porn

Me: version 2 of my evan poem

Me: E is for Evan makes me so freaking happy

V is for Vagina is yours

A is for Adelyn doesn't like you

N is for Never let any hoe suck your dick, atleast not until I do

Evan: I'm finally home from boxing babe!!!

Evan: Not gonna lie I missed you alot more than usual 😂😂

Evan: Shit I wish I could've been there with you home alone 😂

Evan: And I love that new version of the poem it made me laugh haha

Me: oh its you again

Evan: Haha geez yeah I guess its just me again

Me: HAHAHAH KIDDIN I MISSED YOU TOO ❤❤

Me: that's not my reaction really, I smile hardcore when you text me

Me: how was boxing

Evan: Haha OH MY GOD NO WAY I'm smiling like that too

Evan: Boxing was fucking amazing , beat the crap outta some kid who thought he was all that

Me: I think i'm all that

Me: fight me you lil fuck

Me: pew pew 👊

Me: OMG I IMAGINE YOU ALL DRIPPIN IN SWEAT AND LIKE RED FROM THE ENERGY OMG OMG HOT HOT IT GOT REALLY HOT IN HERE

Evan: Come at me lemme see what the fuck you got baby

Evan: Daamn you got a good imagination cause that's exactly how I get when i'm boxing haha

Me: god damn promise me that youLL STAYY

Evan: I PROMISE ILL STAY BABY GIRL 😂

Me: on the real though, I wanna fight you. Fights are fun

Me: okay

Me: goodbye evan 5ever

Me: (😂😂😂 just pretend this is actually happening)

Evan: (😂😂 alright I got you)

Evan: Wait why you leaving Adelyn

Me: it feels different between us

Evan: What do you mean ? Like how

Me: well I don't feel the same anymore. My feelings changed

Me: (THIS MIGHT HAPPEN TO ONE OF US WHICH SCARES ME)

Evan: Is there anything I could do to get you feeling how you used to

Evan: (I DONT THINK ITLL HAPPEN BUT THEN AGAIN I DONT WANNA JINX IT)

Me: I don't know Italian ... I like black dick

Me: (IS OUR BOND STRONG ENOUGH??)

Evan: Alright well then theres nothing I can do bout that unless you want me to go get some black spray paint

Evan: (OUR BOND IS GETTING PRETTY DAMN STRONG BABE)

Me: it's not just that ..your attitude... like i'm the only one that should have sass here

Me: and if you spray paint it, when I suck it, it will prolly end up looking like a rotten banana

Me: (REALLY?? HOW STRONG DO YOU THINK SO??)

Evan: Oh so you sayin I got sass now huh

Evan: I bet you'd like that rotten banana though

Evan: (I SAY ITS STRONG ENOUGH THAT I CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING AND I DONT WANNA LEAVE)

Me: yeah ya do got sass. You a lil bitch and I can't stand it

Me: (ARE YOU SRS BABE AND AHHHH HOLD UP YOU RARELY TELL ME SHIT!!)

Evan: If you can't stand it then why you tellin me you love me

Evan: (YEAH IM FIGGIN SERIOUS HAHAH AND THATS BECAUSE WE NEVER REALLY GET DEEP)

Me: you are so oblivious. Lies always squirt outta my mouth including all the times I say i love you

Me: I sound like such a bitch omgg YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THE BAD GUY !!!

Me: (WELL WE SHOULD I WANNA GET DEEP WITH YOU DAMN SET A DATE AND TIME RN IM SRS)

Evan: Shit glad you said that cause now I can tell you that lies were coming from me too I just never told you cause I didn't wanna hurt you

Evan: there you go I turned back to the bad guy

Evan: (HAHA ANYTIME?? ALRIGHT LETS DO IT RIGHT NOW THEN)

Me: AHAHAH YOU DIDNT WANNA HURT ME THAT MEANS YOU ATLEAST CARED FOR ME LOLOL

Me: (OMG YES BABY YES)

Evan: HAHA AW CRAP YOU CAUGHT ME CARING ABOUT YOU

Evan: (OKAY BABE LET'S DO IT)

Me: yo ass gunna fall asleep on this deep convo

Evan: Haha no I promise I won't fall asleep on you with this

Me: ok uhm how do you start this

Me: WAIT BUT ITS LATE YOU NEED YOUR SLEEP

Evan: No I don't need my sleep I need you 😂😂 now how do we start this

Me: i've never done this

Evan: I've never done this either so we're even

Me: What do you plan on doing with your life

Me: I THINK THATS A GOOD START

Evan: YES IT IS 😂

Evan: And I actually plan on doing a lot of things

Evan: Buut to start right outta high school I'm going into the marines

Me: a lot of things like eating me out

Me: OKAY SORRY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS

Me: what made you wanna go in the marines

Evan: Oh yeah of course you already know ima eat you out baby

Evan: I don't know really, for as long as I can remember I wanted to fight in the military and as I grew up I learned that marines have the best infantry so that's why I chose the marines

Me: Hope everything works out for you

Evan: Hey maybe you'll be there to find out if it works out fine

Me: that's like a long time away ..

Evan: Haha I know I was just saying

Me: have you ever fell in love

Me: btw I really do hope this lasts

Evan: No I haven't, not real love

Evan: Have you

Evan: And if you don't leave then I'm pretty sure we will last

Me: yes I have

Me: SIKE ! Nah its hard to find someone that will put up with me

Evan: Well maybe you already found that someone

Me: oh yeah? Who?

Evan: I just got outta the shower hah

Evan: Its me

Me: damn shoulda joined you

Me: hmm you're a keeper

Me: yeah okay yeah I could see myself falling in love with you

Evan: Yeah you should've joined me that would've made the shower soo much better

Evan: Fuck you got me hooked baby

Evan: You're a keeper too and I was kinda thinkin bout it yesterday, I could see myself falling in love with you too

Me: woah you actually think about me

Me: Im in the shower ima laugh if my phone falls

Me: I was gunna make fun of you for being hooked but daamm I am too 😂

Evan: Yeah I really do think about you. Alot.

Evan: Haha hell no I wouldn't laugh if it fell in the shower. What if it srops working and you stop texting me

Me: only think about yourself smh

Evan: You'll be sad if you don't text me*

Me: now you think you're the shit smh

Evan: Nothing satisfies you 😭😂

Me: ❤