Welcome to Heaven

[Vaggie and Charlie were in their room. Charlie was packing clothes into a suitcase while Vaggie sits on the bed, looking troubled because Charlie is overpacking a lot of things to the point she has a closet-sized suitcase, a guitar case, two extra large suitcase luggage, and a small handbag.]

Charlie: OK, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket-wait, does it rain in Heaven?

Vaggie: Charlie, you're only going to Heaven ffor a few hours.

[Charlie stands up and paces a bit.]

Charlie: Vaggie, we are only going to Heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince Heaven a soul can be redeemed.

Vaggie: Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that.... thing.

Charlie: What thing?

Vaggie: The thing with the.. thing uhm with Y/n and....

Fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.

[Charlie takes Vaggie's hand.]

Charlie: Vaggie, you're my partner, I need you there with me.

[Vaggie sighs]

Vaggie: Fine

Charlie: Yes!!

[Charlie hugs and kisses her check.]

Vaggie: And are you sure you wanna bring Y/n into this, I mean we wanna make sure that heaven-

Charile: Vaggie, I told him our little plan, we're gonna request Y/n to come to come to the meeting after we discuss about angel dust.

[Charlie continues packing and Vaggie is worried to death about Y/n being at the meeting with them.]

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[Y/n was in the lobby Watchung TV with a blanket wrapped around him. Then angel dust stumbles into the lounge with exhaustion.]

Angel Dust: Oh, fuck.

[Niffty Pokes her head out of a plant pot with a feather duster before coming down to see him.]

Niffty: You look messy! What happened to you!

Angel dust: it's who happened to me, and the answe is is everyone! Twice.

Y/n:W-What happened.

Angel dust: Val had Me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!

[While angel is explaining what happened at work, he pulls his hands back to straighten his back side with crackles of bone being popped. He collapses onto the couch to rest or sleep for the night. He laid on the other side of the couch from Y/n.]

[Charlie and Vaggie come into the scene with vaggie holding two luggage suitcase and they see Y/n wrapping the blanket around angel dust and there  Expressions were turned to the sweetness from you. Then all of the sudden, the wall explodes, freaking out angel and Y/n. Angel was annoyed about the same wall being destroyed the 3rd time.]

Angel dust: Argh! What the fuck is with the wall?

[An female outline, revealed to be cherri Bomb, appearing with red smoke in the now-destroyed hole on the wall, holding a bomb in her hands.]

Cherri Bomb: What up hoes?

[Angel dust hears the laughter and immediately gets up from the couch with excitement.]

Y/n: C-Cherri Bo-Bomb

Angel dust: Holy shit! Cherri Bomb! Long time no see, baby!

[Cherri jumps into the room.]

Cherri bomb: Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!

[Cherri senses Charlie coming up behind her and gives the bomb to Charlie.]

Cherri Bomb: Here, hold this.

[Charlie freaks out and plays hot potato with the bomb.]

Charlie: Ah! Oh my God! Oh my God!

[She tosses the bomb back and forth in her hands until Vaggie takes it.]

Vaggie: Nope. Gimme that.

[She throws it outside and said bomb explodes 'safely'. Then Cherri smirked as she looked at Y/n.]

Cherri bomb: So is my favorite spectrum baby doing good~?

[She booped Y/n in the nose, Y/n blushed.]

Y/n: Y-Y-Yes.

Cherri Bomb: Good~.

[She smirked and leaned forward, giving him a great view of her cleavage. Vaggie looked like she was about to stab her. Cherri then traced circles on Y/n's chest.]

Angel dust: I love seein' ya Cherri, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out.

[Angel dust tries falling back down onto the couch, but Cherri catches and pulls him.]

Cherri Bomb: This is a night for both of you. You can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re-

Charlie: Responsible night on the town!

That's a great idea! Hi! Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of angels friends! Agh! He never brings anyone around.

Cherri bomb: Wonder why.

Charlie: Yeah. Me too.

Y/n: W-What's Happ-Happening?

Charlie: Anyway, angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun.

Cherri bomb: W-W-Wait, they?

[Charlie waves over to Husk and Niffty. Husk doesn't seem to care much, but Niffty is shaking so fast that shaking rattling sounds can be heard from her body.]

Charlie: Yeah! Hi, everyone! Angel and their friend are taking you all out for a night of fun and relaxation! But later we will need Y/n.

[Cherri mistakes Charlie's suggestion and tires to make her understand.]

Cherri bomb: Wait, I'm only here for Angel and Y-

[Charile hands her a large stack of money.]

Cherri Bomb: ----- Ooh! Never mind, Let's GO!

Y/n: um... C-Cherri! Y-You know I d-d-don't like out to c-cl-clubs. Plus I d-don't drink alcohol.

Cherri bomb: You won't be drinking anything, you'll just gonna be hanging out with your friends and this hot lady~.

[She hugged his head causing him to blush and feel nervous. Vaggie growled as Charlie's eye twitched with jealousy and worry.]

Charlie: Make sure they have the best time tonight! Anyway, the portal to Heaven should be opening right about....

[The portal to Heaven opens in the middle of the lounge just as Charlie predicted.]

Charlie: Now!

[She grabs Vaggie with both arms and throws her into the portal, and as she steps a foot inside, she turns back to the guests, works with cherri Bomb, and her boyfriend waving them goodbye for the day.]

Charlie: Bye!!! Y/n, we'll bring you up with us soon.

[She blows a kiss at him as she enters the portal and vanishes on the spot]

Cherri bomb: They're bring you up there?

Y/n: S-She has a p-p-plan.

[Sir pentious walks by with a drink in his mouth. He notices Cherri bomb and spits out his drink in shock.]

Sir pentious: Well! If it isn't my arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri bomb?

[Sir pentious doesn't notice once of Charlie's discarded luggage in his way and ends up tripping over while cherri bomb doesn't seem to mind about him.]

Cherri bomb: Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I gotta drag your sorry asses along. Also here's a piece a candy Y/n.~🍬

Y/n: Oh, Th-Thank you.

[Sir pentious hear her well, and is flustered by Cherri bomb's suggestion. He immediately goes over to her and seemed nervous ]

Sir pentious: Oh, oh, you and me are going out like for fun? I....I didn't think this would ever happen. What-What do I? What-What do I wear ?

[Meanwhile, Y/n started to chock on the candy alittle. Angel dust noticed and immediately tired to help, angel padded his back. Y/n then gasped for air.]

Angel dust: You OK kid?

Y/n: Y-Yeah, the candy was to hard to ch-chew.

[Sir pentious grabs Cherri's shoulder for suggestion, but she doesn't like Sir pentious touching her and grabs his claw to the point it seemed like she's crushing it.]

Cherri bomb: Don't fuckin' touch me, ya munted dickhead. The only guy allowed to touch me is Y/n~.

[And with that, Cherri kissed Y/n's forehead leaving behind the flustering Sir pentious who is blushing red after cherri touched his head.]

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[At the Golden gates of Heaven where Charlie and Vaggie are shown to be outside as the portal closes behind him.]

Charlie: Vaggie, look at this place! It's so clean! Isn't that amazing?

Vaggie: Yup, super cool. Heaven. Wow.

[Charlie and vaggie approach the front desk where St. Peter pops up from behind his desk.]

St. Peter: Hiya! Welcome to Heaven! Can I get your name please!

Charlie: Oh! Uhm, uh, Charlie Morningstar!

[Peter opens the book of reservations that are supposed to be a list of names they're cataloging for those who are to enter heaven.]

St. Peter: Charlie Morningstar, hmm, I'm not seeing you on my list here, that's so odd.

Charlie: Uh, uhm. My dad got me this meeting, so maybe...

St. Peter: OK, Dad! Okay!

Charlie: Try... Lucifer.... Morning....star?

[Peter realizes who Lucifer is.]

St. Peter: Oh, fuck! Yeah, hoooo, hehe.

Yikes, am I right? Are you sure you're  in the right place? Because I think you might be a little lost.

[Peter nervously flies down from the desk to Charlie and Vaggie. Vaggie is unamused of him, crossing her arms in disappointment.]

Vaggie: Oh, here we go.

Charlie: No, uh.... we're, we're here for a meeting.

[Just then, above the 3 of them, Sera and Emily suddenly appear in their angelic forms before Turning into their humanoid forms as they land in front of Charlie and Vaggie.]

Sera: St. Peter. We can take it from here.

Greetings, daughter of the Morningstar.

I am Sera, the high seraphim of Heaven.

You are gifted to be here.

[The other angel, Emily, is super-excited to see outsiders from Heaven that she squals and comes forward to greet them.]

Emily: HI! I'm Emily, the other seraphim, though you can call Em! Emmy, E, whatever you want, I go by whatever. Welcome to Heaven!

[Peter files overhead to get the gates open and starts to sing, "Welcome to Heaven" begins.]

[Charlie, Vaggie, and Emily Run hurriedly, unexpectedly passing Adam, who was drinking a soda, and lute. They both immediately pause as they see Charlie and Vaggie.]

Adam: Holy fucking shit balls, am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?

Lute: What is she doing here? How did she even get up here?

Adam: Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now.

[Adam goes to challenge Charlie and Vaggie, but Lute stops him.]

Lute: Wait! You want to start a fight on the promenade in front of everyone?

Adam: Better than wanting for the fucking extermination!

[Lute immediately grabs Adam by his collar and pulls him to shush him harshly. ]

Lute: SHHH, sir, what was the seraphim's one rule?

Adam: Uggghhh, "No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations". I know Fine. Don't fucking shush me, bitch.

[Just before they can settle this, Sera suddenly appears behind them both, teleporting them to an office-like building with just one sway of her wings. The light goes white on the screen before reappearing to show Adam and lute being confronted by a stern Sera.]

Sera: You should listen to your lieutenant, Adam.

[Adam turns around and looks at Sera with shock.]

Adam: Fuck! Sera! You can't sneak up on a guy like that, jeez.

Lute: Your highness, forgive me, but what are the hell-spawn doing here?

Sera: Well, you failed to control the demons unrest, and now Lucifer is involved, setting up and audience for his misguided daughter. I never would have agreed to your.... yearly activities'

If I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it.

Adam: What do you want from me? I'm just one guy.

Sera: I want you to do whatever you need to do to keep this problem from getting any worse. Are we clear?

Adam: Yeah. Got it.

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[Vaggie and Charlie are shown in their hotel room, vaggie putting their big tons of luggage down as Charlie sits on the bed excitedly.]

Charlie: Okay, I Heaven! Vaggie, did you see the ice cream shop? They had sprinkles made of rainbows! Y/n is gonna love it here.

Vaggie: Those are just rainbows sprinkles.

Charlie: Emily's going to take me to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft! (Gasps) I gonna get Y/n a plushie, you coming?

Vaggie: Uh, I need a break. But hug a kola for me and him.

Charlie: O.M.G! Can you imagine an actual kola? See you later?

[She zips right out of the door, leaving vaggie alone for herself. She lays on the bed sighs, but there is a knock on the door a second later. She answers it, revealing Adam, barging right in to greet her.]

Adam: Hey there Vag-asaurus!

Vaggie: Charlie will be back soon, you need to get out now.

[Adam enters the room with lute behind him.]

Adam: I'm not looking for the blonde babe. I'm looking for you.

Vaggie: why?

Adam: Maybe 'cuz you left the band; you tired for a solo career, or I guess it's more of a... whatever the hell three people singing are!

Vaggie: I don't know what you're talking about.

Adam: Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just cuz you're out of uniform?

[Vaggie immediately grows pale when she realizes how Adam has never forgotten her. Then a flackback cuts to show a past extermination.]

(Flashback)

[Exorcists come flying down with swords and spears as they hunt and kill every Demon Sinners they find. Screams can be heard as many demons are being massacred by the angels. An Exorcists flies down and kills a Demon, before taking her helmet off, revealing it to be Vaggie with a short hair.]

Adam: You were on the front lines, I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing  ever. Vaggie.

Vaggie: Actually, it's pronounced Vaggie.

Adam: Hmmmm- no. Anyway, you sure fucked up, Didn't you?

[As Exorcists kills a Demon, a Sinners child is running away while being chased by a vicious Vaggie as an Exorcists. The child runs into an alleyway where he reaches a dead end. He turns, and starts crying where he is prepared to meet his demise. However, Vaggie hesitates, seeing the innocent child right before her eyes crying in fear. She reconsiders her decision.]

Vaggie: Go, run. Now!

[The Sinner child flees from Vaggie right before lute's shadow appears behind her.

Vaggie realizes she has been spotted before lute stabs her eye out. Vaggie screams in pain. Her eye falls before lute steps on it then steps on Vaggie.]

Lute: Sinful filth like you has no place in Heaven.

[Lute brings up Vaggie's head  and rips her wings off. Vaggie pants as she watched Adam appear before her in a shadow silhouette before Lute throws her discarded wings away and sword before she and Adam leave. The scene then changes to Vaggie stumbling down an alleyway, now with only one eye. She collapses against a dumper, before Charlie and Y/n (in the past) spot her.

Charlie helped clean her face and Y/n put a bandage over her missing eye, and Vaggie smiles. In return, Charlie and Y/n smiled back and Y/n hugs Vaggie as she hugged him back.]

(Flackback ends)

Adam: To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie, and her brain broken boy toy. 'Grats on that I guess.

[Lute was disgusted of their relationship.]

Lute: Their love is both vile and blasphemous.

Adam: Hot as fuck though. But I wonder what your bitch would think if they found out you are actually one of us, hmmmm? And how would your precious bastard feel if he found out, he..will...be...very...heartbroken.

Vaggie: What do you want?

Adam: Simple, you work for me again and at the hearing, you're gonna help me shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good.

Vaggie: Never!

Adam: Oh, yeah, you know, that's totally cool. I guess I'll just tell little miss butterflies and rainbows that she and baby man have been fucking someone who's killed -- thousands of her people.

I'm sure your relationship will be fine.

See your in court!

[Adam and lute leave the room, leaving Vaggie scared.]

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[Right in an angelic courtroom, Charlie and Vaggie were sat down. Adam walks by on his way to his seat with Lute.]

Charlie: Oh, no, not him again!

[Adam flies up and sits down beside Lute.]

Adam: What's up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen.

Sera: We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly relam via means of this "Hazbin Hotel". Princess Morningstar?

Charlie: Thank you, seraphim. Webster's dictionary defines redemption as----

Adam: Objection, lame and unoriginal.

Sera: Sustained. No further dictionary references please.

Charlie: Right, ok, uh, uh.... uhmmmmm....

[Charlie shuffles through multiple cards, all which have various dictionary references on.]

Adam: If you have actual evidence, then snow it already.

Charlie: we have Partons right now who are making incredible progress!

Adam: Who?

Charlie: Well first...Angel dust.

Adam: Oh yeah, the porn demon.. He's totally worth being redeemed.

Charlie: Well, if you know so much, what do you think it takes to get into heaven?

Adam: Uhmm... w-well... Uhh...

Sera: Is everything OK, Adam?

Adam: Give me a fucking minute, ok?

[Adam scrawls something down on a golden piece of paper, before teleporting it over to Vaggie.]

Vaggie: "Act selfess, don't steal, stick it to the man. " Are you fucking serious?

Adam: Oh, yeah. Sure got me here, didn't it? Right, Sera?

Sera: He was the first human soul in Heaven....

Charlie: Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now!

Adam: Then let's fucking see it bruh!

[A spying orb appears in the middle of the courtroom.]

Charlie: Your honor, may I present: exhibit A.

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[At the nightclub angel dust and the others are at.]

Cherri Bomb: Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best?

Husk: I'll admit, " Consent" is a good name for a sex club.

Y/n: Why is there g-guns shots in the so-song. Also, Niff-f-fty what a-are you doing?

Niffty: I'm sweeping! Ugh, look how icky it is in here!

[You and Sir pentious looked at each other with a puzzled expression before looking at her.]

Sir pentious: That's because we're at a club, dear.

Niffty: Oh! I thought the hotel looked different!

[Pentious leans over to Cherri bomb.]

Sir pentious: Ms. Bomb, I-I'd like to buy you a drink.

Cherri bomb: Why? Didn't you say we're arch rivals?

Sit pentious: Uhm.... uhh.... because I'm buying everyone a drink!

Y/n: With what?

Demon guy: Free drinks! I love alcohol!

Angel dust: Good, I need a drink after today. You know, Val, he's into this waterborading shit now. I don't know, it's a kink.

Y/n: W-What's waterbroading?

Angel dust: Your to innocent to know, and rember what we talked about if Val tries messing with you again, what do you do?

Y/n: S-Say no and w-walk away, or sc-scream for my G-Girlfriends and run?

Angel dust: Yes!

Cherri bomb: Angel, enough with the Val talk. He already ruined your whole day, don't let him ruin your night too. Here, take one of these and you won't be worrying about nothing.

[Cherri holds out 3 pills.]

Husk: Here we go.

Cherri Bomb: Oh look! The drunk sobered up long enough to judge us.

Husk: I ain't the one trying to get into Heaven. Look, you want to fuck up all your progress? Be my guest. I just ....I just thought you were better than this. And what example are you setting if Y/n looks up to you.

Cherri Bomb: Thanks, Captain Buzzkill.

Come on, Angie, let's get fucked up! It's been too long!

Angel dust: I uhh.... I don't know, it's been a long night and I don't need to go too wild.

Husk: Hmm.

Cherri Bomb: Come on, bitch. If you've really been working that hard, you deserve a little R and R, some THC, or maybe PCP with DMT. Aw, fuck it, Let's see where the night takes us, huh?

Y/n: I d-don't want any of t-that m-means...

[Sir pentious slithers back into frame.]

Angel dust: I... I guess?

Sir pentious: Cherri, I bought you a shot. B-Because I bought everyone another shot! Hooray!

Demon guy: Yeah! Another drink! I love alcohol!

[Y/n shifted uncomfortably. He started scratching behind his ear.]

Angel dust: Ah... Fuck it, Let's do it.

Husk: *sighs*

[As Y/n sat amidst the pulsating crowd, the overwhelming sensory input began to take it's toll. The loud sound of the bar is making him Start to panic.]

Sir pentious: Are you OK? You look like your going to exsssplod.

Y/n: I-I-I'm O-ok, I'm j-just- a-bit t-tired.

[Y/n was hoping to convince Sir pentious and perhaps even himself. His voice carries a hint of forced cheerfulness as he tries to focus on the positive aspect of spending time with friends, despite the overwhelming sensory environment around him.]

[Cherri put her hand on his shoulder and Y/n looked at Cherri bomb whi was smirking.]

Y/n: You got something on your cheek~.

[She kissed him on his cheek.]

Cherri Bomb: You know, you're not half bad when you're not tripping over yourself, darling. Maybe I should take you out more often, keep you on your toes.

[She nudges him lightly with her elbow, her tone flirtatious yet lighthearted.]

Y/n: T-Thank y-you?

[Cherri leans in closer, a mischievous smirk playing on her lips as she teases.]

Cherri bomb: You're cuter that a Demon in a 3- piece suit. Maybe I should keep you around more often, but I know you don't like loud places so I'll add a little spice to my life.

[Y/n blushed at her as she teased him.]

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Adam: Heavenly people, what more do you need to see? The porn star chose a night of debauchery, that's Not a soul worthy of being in Heaven. And Y/n....ok I----

Charlie: Uhm, Objection! Are you really telling me you've never had a drink with friends at the end of a hard day?

Adam: Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. You seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behavior is ok?

[Charlie growls.]

Adam: What do you think?

[He looked to Vaggie with malicious intent.]

Vaggie: I-I I have to go the bathroom!

[She rushes out of the courtroom.]

Charlie: What? Vaggie, can you hold it?!

Angel will make good decisions, come on! We have to keep watching! Please?

Sera: Yeah, I don't know.

Emily: Yeah, let's give them a chance.

Sera: Very well, the court will allow it.

Charlie: Fuck, yes! I mean... heh... thank  you.

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[Back in the club, where the gang have had multiple drinks.]

Cherri bomb: Round 12, motherfuckers! Heels are coming off! And a soda for Y/n.

Angel dust: Ho ho yeah! Keep 'em comin'! Come on, right here! Come right here to daddy.

Sir pentious: Oh, it's wonderful to have friends!

Niffty: Everything's skinny!

[Y/n was trying to keep himself composed amidst the loud music and flashing lights of the club. Surround by Cherri, Angel, Husk, Niffty, and Pentious, trying to focus on the familiar faces rather than the overwhelment.]

Angel dust: He, I think you're done, tiny.

Niffty: No! Gimme gimme gimme!

Cherri Bomb: Oh come on, bitch! She can handle a little more!

Angel Dust: She's like 10 pounds soaking wet and-- oh shit, where'd she go?

[Husk and Sir pentious looked at Y/n who was crying turned not to freak out.]

Husk: Ah...Hey bomby, I think your is about to explode.

Angel dust: Ah shit, I knew this place would be to much for him.

[He looked and saw Niffty shoving other patrons drinks into a sack.]

Guys at a table: Hey! Fuck!

Niffty: Dirty, dirty! Make it clean!

Angel dust: Damn it, Niffty. Sorry fellas, here, next one's on me. Niffty? Shit!

Cherri bomb: Angie, the fuck you doin"?

You're supposed to be relaxin', not playin' nanny!

Angel dust: Look, I need you to calm Y/n down, I need to get Niffty. They ain't used to this scene, I-I just don't want them to end up in the gutter like I used to.

Cherri Bomb: Pfft, WHATEVER, NERD, just catch up when you're done! Hey Cutie-

[Just then, angel went to get Niffty and Cherri heard a familiar crying sound. She looked down under the table she saw Y/n curled up and crying.]

[Cherri got off the chair and kneeled down to him, concern evident in their expressions as she find him crying.]

Cherri bomb: Hey, what's wrong?

[She asks softly putting a hand on his shoulder, offering silent support. Y/n looks up, tears streaming down his cheeks.]

Y/n: I-I-I'm s-s-sorry, it's j-j-just to-o mu-ch-ch.... the n-noise, lights, i-i can't.

[Cherri exchange a worried glance, realizing the depth of his distress.]

Y/n: I'm s-sorry. I couldn't k-keep myself together.... I do things differently, I just... I just can't h-handle it.

[Cherri scoffs at his apology, shaking her head in disbelief. She playfully kissed Y/n's cheek, her gesture of affection accompanied by a reassuring smile.]

Cherri bomb: Hey, sweetheart, look at me.

[He looks up at her.]

Cherri bomb: It's OK, you don't have to be like everyone to perfect. You already perfect in there.

[She points at his chest. He giggles a little.]

Cherri bomb: We love you just the way you are. Hell, look at you, your the sweetest piece of ass this part of hell who is dating some hot girls EVEN LUCIFER'S DAUGHTER. You have alot to be happy for.

[Then angel walks in and helps him off the floor.]

Angel dust: Ya! You're one of kind kiddo in our eyes. That's pretty damn awesome.

[Cherri leans in and plants a gentle kiss on his cheek.]

Cherri bomb: Come on, let me you something to drink.

[Y/n nodded cherri helped him set back down on the chair.]

[Meanwhile Angel went back to find Niffty and found her digging through a supply closet.]

Niffty: Chlorine.... Bleach...*laughing*

[Angel picks her up.]

Angel dust: STOP! You can't take tha-

GOD, Niff, why you bein' such a mess?!

Niffty: I'm the mess....?

[Niffty starts crying.]

Angel dust: Oh, oh shit! Hey, hey, hey calm down. It's fine, Shh... Hey, you wanna play with Y/n?

Niffty: ...Yeah...

[Angel puts Niffty on Y/n's head as she giggles about it.]

Husk: Wha?

Angel dust: She's wasted, just go with it.

Y/n: But? Wha.. get the...

[Cherri laughed at this and kissed Y/n's cheek. Sir pentious falling off his seat and slithered over to her.]

Sir Pentious: Ahh... HEY, WOW!!!! Hey, so.... I see the club has a sex room, so I was thinking, maybe you'd want to, uhmm... do a..... sssSEX with me?

Cherri bomb: I'm sorry, why would we have sex?

Sir pentious: Uh.... uhm....  because I'm having sex with everyone here?

[He laughs briefly before being grabbed. Crowd cheers, before dragging pentious towards the 'sex room'. Many sets of eyes are visible inside.]

Sir pentious: Wait!

Cherri bomb: You know, we can do this fucking shit every fuckin' night! You don't have to spend all your off hours "working on yourself," you little bitch.

Husk: The hotel isn't a problem in his life, it's-----

Angel dust: Valentino.

Husk: Exactly. So why don't you-

Angel dust: No, Valentino.

[He points to Valentino at a large sofa-bench talking with some female demons. Y/n's heart sank.]

Valentino: Yeah, I'm here all the time, they know me. You're gorgeous, do you need a job? How many dicks can you suck? I could make you a star....

Angel dust: Let's get the fuck out of here, okay? ...Where Niffty?

Valentino: OK, yeah, bring me another drink or I'll fucking kill you.

[Niffty is seen running towards Valentino.]

Niffty: Bad boy!

Y/n: O-Oh no.

[Y/n goes to get Niffty, but angel stopped him.]

Angel dust: NO Y/n don't, I don't want you get beaten again! Stay here.

Valentino: Yeah, a star. Porn star. Ok, yep, bring me another or I'll fucking kill you! I said I'll fucking kill you, and I will.

Angel dust: Excuse me! Pardon me! Get out of my way!

[Angel tumbles onto the platform and grabs Niffty, who is still running in midair as angel holds her.]

Valentino: Holy shit, Angel Dust? What are you doing here, baby? You didn't get enough dick today? Also I see Y/n over there. I never imagined you in a place Like this?

Angel dust: Funny.

Valentino: Who's this Chiquita? You bringing me fresh meat?

[Niffty bites at Valentino and he yelps.]

Valentino: Oi!

Niffty: I just want a taste.

Valentino: Werid, but there's a kink for that, I'm sure! Wonder how you and dumb-dumb would turn out~.

[Angel stands up still holding Niffty.]

Angel dust: Fuck off, Val.

Valentino: Excuse me?

Angel dust: I said Fuck off! I may have to put up with your bullshit, but you ain't fuckin with any of my friends!

[Valentino summons his red smoke chain and grabs Angel with it, pulling him close.]

Y/n: Angel!!!

Angel dust: Y/N STAY BACK!!

Valentino: You forget who you're talking to? I own you, bitch.

Angel dust: Yeah, you do, in the studio. And you can do anything you want to me there, just like our deal says. But out here, I get to do what I want. So once again, FUCK. OFF!!

[Valentino smacks angel sending him tumbling to the side as Valentino walks over.]

Valentino: Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch, because I'm going to enjoy making you pay for it tomorrow.

Cherri bomb: Fuckin dickhead....

[Angel stands up and walks Back to his friends.]

Y/n: Angel, I'm-

Angel dust: It's OK Y/n, it was worth it.

[Husk smiles and put a hand on Angel's back as they walk off.]

Husk: Way to go, kid.

[Niffty appears and tears off a part of Valentino's fur.]

Valentino: Ow! What the Fuck?!?

Niffty: For my collection! Wait up, guys!

Cherri bomb: Did you just call these cunts your friends? Thought that was my job.

Angel dust: There's room for everyone, and ya know.... you could come crash with us too.

Y/n: I-It would be n-nice to h-have you a-a-around more o-often.

Cherri bomb: Okay, look, Angie, I'm glad this hotel shit is workin' for you, but you know me, bitch, I'm doin' just fine! In fact, I'm gonna fuck the next guy I see, okay? But if you need me, you know where to find me, yeah?

Angel dust: You know, Y/n is a guy~.

Cherri bomb: Ya~.

Y/n: W-Wait... I don't know because I-

[Cherri bomb kissed him on his cheek.]

Cherri bomb: I promise to bring you back in one piece~.

[She dragged Y/n off.]

Sir pentious: Is Cherri still there?

[Cherri walks into the sex room with Y/n.]

Sir pentious: Damnit.

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Charlie: See! He did everything on your checklist! He was selfess, he stopped Niffty from stealing, he protected Y/n, and he stuck it to that moth man! Speaking of Y/n, I wish to Volunteer him here!

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[The court take a 10 min break so Charlie can get Y/n cleaned alittle and she lead him to the court. Emily looked him and blushed a little.]

Charlie: This is Y/n, He is most kind thoughful, and we love him just the way he is, because he has done so many sweet things!

[Y/n looked at her and smile, Adam was speechless.]

Adam: Uhhh...  well, uh... then why isn't that angel dust here to? Hmm.

Emily: Yeah, and if Y/n is such a sweetheart, why was he in hell?

[The angels observing the court all murmur together.]

Charlie: Wait.... none of you know what gets someone into Heaven?

Sera: This questioning stops now. We know when a soul arrives, we know when they pass divine judgment, it is our job to ensure souls are safe.

[The orb shows Vaggie in the past as an Exorcist, a shadow falling over the darkened courtroom as she spreads her.]

[Charlie falls to her knees in disbelief as Vaggie runs to her and tries to comfort Y/n who was in tears and stepped back away from her. Emily settles back by sera.]

Sera: I'm sorry.... but this court finds that there is no evidence souls in Hell can be redeemed.

Adam: OH, FUCK, YES!! I WIN!!! SUCK IT BITCHES!!! You better save the date cunts, 'cause we're coming to your Hotel FIRST.

[Adam snaps his fingers, reopening the  portal to Hell.]

Charlie: What.... NO!! You can't-

Vaggie: You mother fu-

[Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/n scream as they are transported back in Hell through the portal.]

Emily: Charlie!! Don't give up on this! I'll figure something out, I promise!]

Sera: That wasn't called for, Adam.

Adam: Yeah, But did you see the looks on their fucking faces, it was.... d-d- sorry.

[The court, Adam and Lute fly away.]

Emily: Extermination..... of human souls?! Demon or not there is NO reason to be doing this. And what did Y/n do to go to hell? Did you see how sweet and innocent he was? He did nothing wrong.

Sera: They were uprising, Emily. It is my position as the head Seraphim to protect our people at all costs. And it's your position to keep them happy and joyful.

[She leans forward, putting her hands on Emily's shoulders.]

Emily: How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent souls like Y/n?

Sera: Heaven needs us, Emily. Everyone looks to us.... and we can't doubt ourselves or worry about the fates of demons when we have our own souls to protect. Please..... if you start to question.... you could end up like Lucifer. FALLEN. I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate, so please, let me worry about this, ok?

[Sera kissed Emily's forehead.]

Sera: I'm sorry.

[Emily puts a hand on Adam's list gently as she thinks about Y/n for a minute.]

Emily: I'm--- I'm so s-sorry Y/n.

(The end)

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