Hello Rosie!

[Vaggie, Niffty, Alastor, Angel dust, sir pentious and Husk all sitting in the hotel's lounge.]

Niffty: So, like where are your wings?

Vaggie: Niffty, I don't have---

[Her sentence is cut off by Angel dust.]

Angel dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?

[Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt.]

Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?

Husk: Can we please shut the fuck up about what Y/n plays with?

[Vaggie blushed.]

Vaggie: Any other questions?

Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?

Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just--

Angel dust: Liars?

Vaggie: ...... difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.

Husk: Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.

Angel dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

Vaggie: She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Y/n is keeping her company.

Alastor: Hmm.

[Alastor vanishes into black smoke.]

[Just then the door flung as Velvette walked in as if she owned the place, on the phone.]

Velvette: Yeah, yeah yeah Vox, I'm fucking exhausted from today! See you soon.

[She hung up and looked at the group to see Y/n isn't with them.]

Angel dust: Why are you here?

Vaggie: She's here to Y/n,but he's  kinda upset right now.

Velvette: Why? What did you do?

Vaggie: Look I'm not in the mood for any bullshit right now.

Velvette: OH, I'm sorry, Am I not allowed to see my boyfriend?

Vaggie: OUR BOYFRIEND!!!!

[Angel dust, Husk, Niffty, and Sir pentious watched the two argue.]

Angel dust: How many more chances is Y/n gonna get?

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[Charlie was in her bed under the covers softly crying with Y/n beside her. While Razzle and Dazzle comfrot her with tissues. Y/n was brushing her hair with his hands. He's been trying to comfrot her, but to no avail. Just then Alastor reappears in her room and approaches her beside.]

Alastor: OH, Charlie, you look an absolute mess.

[Charlie begins to appear annoyed. Y/n looked nervous.]

Charlie: Ugh. Go away Alastor.

[Alastor sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers next to Y/n.]

Alastor: Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all if Heaven and dooming everyone you love?

[Charlie emerges from the covers.]

Y/n: P-Please not now.

Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole.

[Charlie wraps herself and Y/n under the covers again, only for Alastor to appear laying beside them.]

Alastor: Who's joking?

[Charlie & Y/n were frightened, and jumped and fell off the bed.]

Alastor: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.

[Charlie was now leaning against Y/n.]

Charlie: Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after falling them all so hard?

[Y/n hugged Charlie from her shoulders  and she lead her head on top of his.]

[Alastor repositions himself on his stomach and begins kicking his legs in the air.]

Charlie: They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain.

[She begins tearing up again.]

Charlie: I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord on Hell. And maybe worse.

[She stands and paces back and forth.]

Y/n: Don't say that Charlie, your not b-bad.

Charlie: At least they don't go around giving false hope.

Alastor: Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display of self-loathing from you.

Charlie: OH, fuck you, Alastor.

[Alastor adjusts himself, now laying on his side.]

Charlie: All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us struggle and fail. I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much.

[Alastor stands up, wraps his fingers on Charlie's shoulder while chuckling.]

Alastor: Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath.

[Alastor let's go of Charlie Arabs Y/n's face with his hand and makes him smile.]

Alastor: A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control.

Charlie: But I'm not.

[She starts walking towards her bedroom window.]

Charlie: I'm the farthest thing from in control. The person I trust most has been lying to me for years. Heaven refuses to listen.

[Charlie thuds both fists against the window.]

Charlie: Even if they did, I can't prove the hotel works. Adam has an invincible exorcist Army pointed right at my doorstep and there's nothing I can do about any of it!

[Sinster music plays again and Alastor starts smiling.]

Alastor: (in a sing song tune) I know something you don't know.

Charlie/Y/n: Huh?

[Alastor walks over and grabs Charlie's arms.]

Alastor: Those big, scary angels are not quite as indestructible as they seem.

[Alastor let's go Charlie and walks away.]

Charlie: What are you talking about?

Alastor: Just that you, Y/n, and your little band of misfits might stand more of a chance than you think.

Charlie: How? I'll do anything.

Alastor: Anything? Then.... let's make a deal.

Charlie: You.... You want my soul?

Alastor: Your soul? Heavens, no! All I need from you is one itty-bitty favor. What's a favorite between friends?

Charlie: I won't hurt anyone for you.

Alastor: Who's asking! One favor, at a time of my choosing, where you harm no one. In return, I tell you what I know. Do we have a deal?

[Razzle and Dazzle both growl as Charlie puts her hands down to stop them. She looks at Y/n who's was shaking his head at Charlie telling her no, but she put her hand on his cheek letting him know that things will ok.]

Charlie: Deal.

Y/n: CHARLIE ....NO!!!

[Ominous music plays as both Charlie and Alastor shake hands resulting in a green demon/ghost-like aura flash throughout the room.]

...............

[The scene cuts to back downstairs with Vaggie and Velvette arguing with each other when they observe the flash happen. Vaggie begins heading to her, Y/n, and Charile's room.]

Vaggie: No. No!

[Vaggie strains and slams the bedroom door open with her spear in hand.]

Alastor: Right on cue!

Vaggie: What did you do? Let her go!

[Alastor and Charlie finish their handshake.]

Charlie: Vaggie, Stop!

Vaggie: What?

[Vaggie drops her spear.]

Vaggie: No, Charlie, please tell me you didn't-

Y/n: I'm a..afraid she did Vaggie.

Charlie: I made a deal with Alastor.

Vaggie: Charlie.

Alastor: OH, calm down. She still owns her soul.

Charlie: He gave me info that can save the hotel, but we're going to need help. The Angels can be defeated, and Carmilla is the key.

Vaggie: What? Carmilla Carmine?

Y/n: The one that S-Sir Pentious ordered  parts from!

Vaggie: I know that but why?

Charlie: She killed an exorcist in the last extermination. She knows how they can be harmed.

Vaggie: But... I-I didn't even know that was possible.

Charlie: If you did, would you have told me?

Vaggie: Charlie, I---

Charlie: I need you to go to her, convince her to teach us. If she can, we might have a chance.

Vaggie: With just the 7 of us?

Charlie: No, we're--- Ugh, we're going to need numbers too.

[Alastor reenters the conversation.]

Alastor: And I know just who can help. As long as Charlie can be her normal, charming self.

Charlie: What's that you said about smiles?

Alastor: Good girl.

Vaggie: Charlie, can we talk about this--

Charlie: We can talk later. Right now, we have a job to do. You with us?

Vaggie: Ugh!

Charlie: Y/n, can you stay here? I have to do this alone!

Y/n: o-ok?

[She cupped his face and kissed him.]

Charlie: Don't worry, I still love you.

[Y/n nodded]

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[Vaggie and Y/n walked down the stairs, only to be met by a confused Angel Dust.]

Angel dust: So-ho, uh.... Alastor and Charlie just left Like they were runnin' away from their responsibilities. Should we be alarmed?

Vaggie: No. We have a plan, but it includes defending ourselves against the angels.

Husk: Uh-are you fuckin' high?

Vaggie: They can be killed-

Frank: Yeah! That knife lady, Cameron Carfight, killed one.

Vaggie: Wait, you knew about this?

Frank: Uh, yeah. I told Boss about it months ago.

Vaggie: He what??

Y/n: You didn't t-tell us?

Sir pentious: What? They say insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true?

Egg Boi: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow Government!

Sir pentious: SEE???

Vaggie: (sighs) what's important now is that we're going to have a fight on our hands. Look, this hotel is about to become the most dangerous place in hell, and we..... I, can't guarantee your safety anymore. I still believe in Charlie's dream. I know this place can work. But none of you signed up for this. I'm gonna go learn how we can fight back, and when I come home... Well I'll understand if none of you are here.

[With that, Vaggie heads out the door and Y/n quickly followed her, everyone sighing in worry for what she said.]

Y/n: I'm coming with you

Everyone: What!

Velvette: Not without me your not!

[She ran to Y/n and Vaggie.]

Vaggie: Ugh! What ever.

Sir pentious: Well... This is awkward.

Niffty: 'Kay!

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[Cut to Canibal town, Charlie and Alastor are walking with Charlie venting her feelings.]

Charlie: 3 years, 3 YEARS, I've been sharing my life with her, and I tell her EVERYTHING! My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities, my embarrassing habits, I Mean Y/n has his embarrassing moments and it's cute, BUT ANYWAYS what fucking DEODORANT I like, and she keeps something, like this, from Y/n, from ME??? Why would she lie for so long? Did she understanding? Misunderstanding dis-under, wait wh-

[She pauses for a moment, looking at their current location.]

Charlie: Where are we?

Alastor: Cannibal Town! There's a friend of mine I think you should meet.

[He hooks her arm through Charlie's arm and starts walking towards Rosie's Emporium.]

Charlie: Cannibal Town? But it's--

[She looks around and sees that there isn't the usual carnage that usual fills the Pride Ring. Instead, everyone Is incredibly polite and civil to each other.]

Charlie: -- surprisingly nice here.

Alastor: Isn't it, though? And it's all thanks to a very special someone.

[They enter and overhear Rosie at the counter giving advice to a customer.]

Rosie: Well, who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would've if he didn't taste so bad! (Laughs) I tell you what, you bring old, tall, dark and armless to me, and I'll straighten him right out, okay sweetie? Here's my card. (Hands it to customer)

[She turns and notices Alastor.]

Rosie: (gleefully) OH my stars. Do my eyes deceive me? Alastor?

[She makes her way through the crowd.]

Rosie: Alastor! Where have you been? These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and-

[She notices Charlie.]

Roise: OH. Who's this ya brought with you? Come now, Alastor, she's much too young for you! Oh I'm just kidding. I know you're an Ace in the hole.

Alastor: A what now? Plus she has her own guy.

Rosie: But where are your manners, Missy? Introduce us, why don't you?

Alastor: Ah, yes. Charlie, this is Rosie, the most darling, delightful and dangerous Overlord this side of the Pentagram!

Rosie: OH! Always such a charmer.

Alastor: And Rosie, it's my pleasure to introduce you to Princess Charlie Morningstar. (Pushes her forward)  Daughter of Lucifer and heir to the throne of Hell.

Charlie: How do you do?

Rosie: Well, well, isn't this a Regal surprise? (Guides Charlie off) Come in, come in. Can I offer you something to eat? I'm sure I have a leg around here or something. Oh, what am I thinking? Small thing like you? You're probably watching your figure. How about some nice pinkie fingers instead?

[She opens a candy box full of them.]

Charlie: Ummm, no, no, thank you, though. (Laughs awkwardly)

Rosie: OH, Look at you, (ruffles her hair) so polite! Alastor, you could learn a thing or two.

[She guides Charlie over to a table with 2 chairs and a tea set.]

Rosie: Well, sit down. Sit down. Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you. (Whispering) You know, Alastor, I got a primo connect on a guy with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. Prime pickings for a deal to be made, my friend.

Alastor: Appreciate the offer but we're here on business of another kind.

Rosie: Well don't keep me in suspense! I'm a very busy woman.

Charlie: Well, as you know.... the extermination is coming early. It'll be here in a mouth, and they're- they're coming for my hotel and my friends first, and I-I-I-I-

Alastor: We need your help. Well, your canibals' help at least, to fend off the attack.

Rosie: Wow! When you ask a favor ya don't start small, do ya, your highness? Oh now, don't fret. I didn't say I wouldn't help. But I assume there's more to this plan them a bunch of unarmed cannibals.

Alastor: OH, Your people will be far from helpless when we're done with them. And by the end, they will be able to eat (menacingly) their fill.

Rosie: Well, in that case, sure! Why not?

Charlie: Really?

Rosie: What can I say? I like your moxie girl. And old Alastor has never done me wrong before.

Charlie: Oooh! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Alastor: And you would love her boyfriend, he's very loveable!

Charlie: He really is!

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[Vaggie, Y/n, and Velvette walked to Carmilla Carmine's house.]

Y/n: I hope she helps us!

Velvette: Good luck with her, she's a stubborn one! Vagina

Vaggie: It's Vaggie, and she will listen!

Y/n: Are you sure you wanna do this?

[Vaggie looked back at Y/n.]

Vaggie: Yes, you know I still believe in Charlie's dream, and i know she and you are still mad at me but I still love you both.

Y/n: it's OK, you know I'm to nice to hold a grudge.

[Vaggie smiled and bangs on the door.]

Vaggie: Carmine! Carmine, we need to speak.

[She walks up to the security camera and stares at it.]

Vaggie: I know what you did on extermination day. We can talk about it inside, or I can yell about it out here.

[The door clanks open.]

Vaggie: Fuckin' right you open that door.

[Vaggie, Y/n, and Velvette walked in. The door slams shut.]

Vaggie: Hello?

Carmilla: You both have 2 minutes to convince me not to silence you for good.

[A spotlight is turned on revealing Carmilla.]

Y/n: Miss Carmine, we're not here for any t-trouble, we're here on appointment from the princess to en-enlist your help to protect hell from the extermination. And we know that and Angel fell at your hands and we need to know how.

Carmilla: No!

Vaggie: What do you mean, no? The princess of hell-

Carmilla: Means nothing to me. You have to do better than that. 90 seconds.

Velvette: SEE! She's a lazy ass bitch!

Vaggie: With your knowledge, we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while-

Carmilla: Clearly I am not the helpless one here. 80 seconds.

Vaggie: Well, then why? Why wouldn't you use what you know to fight?

Carmilla: To avoid the very problem you and your little friends are facing right now. I will not invite destruction into my house, on my people.

Vaggie: You think we asked for this? All Charlie has ever done is try to make things better to help her people who, news flash, include your people too.

Carmilla: And how exactly has that worked out for her? 45 seconds.

Vaggie: We didn't pick this fight, but its here now. And they aren't going to stop with us. You didn't see the look on their leader's face. With us out of the way, it's only a matter of time before they come for the rest of you. They won't stop until all of hell is wiped out, so you can help us make a stand here together, or you can stand alone tomorrow. And what do you think your chances will be then?

Carmilla: You're out of time.

Vaggie: Y/N WATCH OUT!!

[Carmilla jumps down and kicks Vaggie in the face and slides on the floor, because Vaggie pushed him to safety.]

Carmilla: Angels attack quickly, viciously, and without mercy. You'll need to defend better than that.

Y/n: Maybe we should help her?

Velvette: Let her fight this hun.

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[Cut back to Canibal Town. Rosie is shown holding a megaphone.]

Rosie: All Canibals, assemble in the square! (to Charlie) Now. Darling, you know I would do anything, anything, for my clients. But I can't exactly command all of Canibal Town to follow someone else into battle. Now don't get me wrong, they love carnage and bloodshed, but to get this group into line, you've got to win them over.(Yelling into the megaphone) Settle in! Settle in! Important meeting!

Charlie: But how do I-

Rosie: With sparkle! Razzmatazz! And that oh so appealing moxie of your. (Boops her snoot.)

Alastor: Shouldn't be a problem. (Winks) it's not like you've ever failed to inspire before.

[She walks off as Charlie groans.]

Rosie: Now, fair warning, this group sticks together. So in order to convince any of them, you need to convince all of them ( waves hand across crowd) And there's one in particular-

Alastor: Ugh, Susan.

Rosie: Susan, who's a bit of a...uh...

Alastor: Ornery old bitch?

Rosie: That! She's tough, but win her over, and the rest will be easy as pie. Ready?

Charlie: I guess.

Rosie: (into megaphone) Everyone, we have a very special, very royal guest this evening. Put your bloody hands together for Princess Charlie!

[She moves out of the way and Charlie awkwardly waves at the crowd.]

???: Booo! Bring Rosie back!

[The crowd moves to reveal a curmudgeonly old woman.]

Charlie: ....Susan?

Alastor/Rosie: Susan.

[Charlie nervously taps the microphone, causing loud feedback to play over the crowd.]

Charlie: (Nervously) Uh, ok, uh, my name's Charlie-

Susan: Booooo! Get off the stage, you blue blood bitch!

Charlie: Well, I run this hotel with my part- well- some people and- let me start over.

Susan: Boooo! We don't give a shit about some hotel! Leave before I eat those big ass eyes of yours!

Charlie: Angels are coming and we need your help with-

Susan: Where's the showmanship? Fucking mediocre!

Charlie: (singing) I... have a dream...

[Susan continues heckling and Charlie reaches her breaking point.]

Charlie: FUCK YOU OLD BITCH!!!!

[Cannibal crowd gasps.]

Rosie: Okay! We'll be back after a brief intermission.

[Rosie moves Charlie away from the stage.]

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[Back to Vaggie and Carmilla fighting, Vaggie is slammed onto a Pilar but then starts charging at Carmilla. She kicks Vaggie onto the floor. Vaggie gets up and starts charging again. But again, Carmilla kicks her onto the floor. Vaggie gets up and just barely points her spear at Carmilla before being kicked onto the floor again.]

Vaggie: Fuck! Ow!

Y/n: Come on Hun, get up!!

[Vaggie gets up, only to be kicked yet again. She sticks at Carmilla twice but she dodges both time and kicks Vaggie again.]

Carmilla: You want me to teach you how to beat angels? That's what's I'm doing.

Vaggie: By beating the shit out of me? I'm not used to fighting with long hair.

Carmilla: By showing you the flaws in your own fighting style. Yours and all your sisters'.

Velvette: WHAT!!!! YOUR AN EXORCIST?!!

Vaggie: Wait... you know I'm exorcist? How?

Y/n: How can you tell?

Carmilla: She has a giant X over her eye and wield an angelic spear. It not rocket science sir. Now, before you found out about me, did you know angels could be harmed?

Vaggie: No.

[Carmilla goes to kick her again but this time Vaggie dodges. She goes for a knee kick, and it hits.]

Carmilla: That shows in how you fight. You leave yourself open with every swing. You fight like someone unafraid of harm, and this is what you'll take advantage of. Angels wield no shields, little armor and fight with reckless abandon. Strike them here, here, and here.

[She kicks Vaggie in the face 3 times.]

Vaggie: Argh! With what? Some secret weapon of yours?

Carmilla: Stupid girl, are you really so dense you don't realize you're holding the answer?

Vaggie: Angelic weapons? It's that simple? How has no one else figured this out?

Carmilla: Angelic steel isn't common, and those who have it aren't exactly rushing off to test it against exorcist.

Carmilla: When my daughters and I were cornered in that last extermination, I tried to buy time for my girls to flee, and well...we'll.... You don't become and Angelic arms dealer without arming yourself first.

[She begins to sing (Out For Love)]

(Song is the same, Vaggie's just fighting for Charlie and Y/n.)

Vaggie: jumps into the air when suddenly, she grows a new pair of Angel wings.

Velvette: Wow.

Y/n:

[Velvette smiles and rubbed his back.]

Carmilla: Well, look at that. You might just survive this.

Vaggie: We're going to need more weapons.

Y/n: (overly joyed) I think I just peed a little.

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[Roise and Charlie. The former takes the latter to her room.]

Rosie: Alright, what has you so out of sorts, Darlin? Ya clearly got more on your mind than angels.

Charlie: What do you do when someone  you love lies to you about who they are?

Rosie: Romance? My specialty! Come on, dearie. Details, details! Wait! Is it about your man?

Charlie: No not Y/n, it's that our girlfriend is an Exorcist angel, and she never told us.

Rosie: OH, shit! Quite a secret. How does that make you feel?

Charlie: Just, angry, and im sure Y/n feels hurt by this because we share everything, because she always supported me, and my ideas, and-and now, I don't know whether or not that was just more of the lies! (Gasps) OH no that's a horrible thing to think! Do I think that?! Yes! N-no. Kinda? *sits down whimpering*

Rosie: You said you love this girl and Y/n?

Charlie: Yes. Or well, I....yes

Rosie: Have you ever once doubted that she loved you both in return?

[As she spoke, Rosie sits down next to Charlie, who shakes her head at the question.]

Rosie: Well, then what's the problem?

Charlie: She took part in the very thing we've been working so hard to end!

Rosie: Well, isn't that silly hotel of yours all about redemption?

Charlie: Yes?

Rosie: Perhaps this girl, was trying to redeem herself too.

Charlie: She knows better than anyone that I believe in second chances, why not tell me?

Rosie: it can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love. She fucked up, sure. She's flawed. But, hey, who down here isn't? If there's anything I've learned, it's that words are cheap, but actions, they speak the truth. So, what have her actions said?

Charlie: That she believes in me, and what we're doing. Right now she's off learning how to protect everything we've worked for. And Y/n... he's  something else. He always believing in the best of people, even when they let him down. He's loyal and kind, and He's always there when you need him, that's what we love about him. But, I can't even pitch my hotel right! And I'm letting down!

Rosie: Well how do you normally explain your hotel?

Charlie: By singing. But that never works.

Rosie: It will work here. Trust me

[Charlie and Rosie both walk back up on the stage. Alastor hands Charlie his microphone and she begins to sing]

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[Back at the gates of the hotel. Charlie is coming from the left with the army of Canibals while Vaggie, Y/n, and Velvette are coming from the right with multiple crates of weapons.]

Vaggie: Looks like you had a busy day.

Charlie: You too.

Vaggie: Charlie, I---

Charlie: Hold that thought. Err...Ah! I got you a souvenir from Canibal Town.

[Vaggie gasps and has an apologetic expression. She goes to hug Charlie.]

Vaggie: OH, Charlie.

Charlie: The wings are new.

Y/n: I know they look beautiful.

[Vaggie smiled and pulled Y/n into a hug and kissed his cheek.]

Charlie: So did you and Velvette get along?

Vaggie/Velvette: No

Y/n: Well, they kinda did.

[All four walk into the hotel, as they find Angel Dust, Nifty, Sir pentious, and Husk all working on defenses for the hotel together.]

Sir pentious: Come along, let's put some effort into these fortifications.

Angel: Yeah, forifty that.... Well, look who decided to show up. We thought we were fightin' by ourselves.

Vaggie: You're-

Y/n: You guys are still here?

Sir pentious: What? Do you think we're a bunch of pussssies?

Husk: I just got used to you guys. I ain't finding no new drinking buddies.

Niffty: I've named all the stains on the carpet. That's ones Fred!

Charlie: Well ( Hands Vaggie's hand) looks like we have a lot of work to do.

Oh Y/n, I forget to give you your gift from heaven.

[She hands him the she got him.]

[Y/n smiled happily and hugged her and she hugged him back brushing his hair. Vaggie looked at Velvette.]

Vaggie: Look, maybe we can make this harem work for him, if we put aside our differences and focus on what's best for him.

Velvette: Fine, so what's your play?

Vaggie: We can make him feel special, and show him that we can get along.

Velvette: Sounds fair.

[Then they go sit down next to him.]

(THE END)

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