That's Entrainment (Pilot)
❤️You are Special💙 (Hazbin hotel X Autistic Male reader)*ON HOLD TILL SEASON 2*
Charlie: ð¶ At the end of the rainbow, there's happinessð¶
Someone falls down from the sky as a rainbow burst upwards through the clouds.
Charlie: ð¶ And, to find it, how often l've tiredð¶
She is seen being told off by her father.
Charlie: ð¶ But, my life, is a race. just a wild goose chase. And my dreams, have all been denied / Why have I always been a failure?ð¶
A shadow of lucifer looms over a disappeared Charlie as demonic arms and tentacles cover the seen, as Y/n watches from the door worried & scared.
Charlie: ð¶ What can the reason be? / I wonder I'd the world's to blameð¶
The earth rotates as many eyes begin to surround it.
Charlie: ð¶ I wonder if it could be með¶
The Exorcists are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of. The scene turns to black as the camera focuses on the middle Exorcist's face and halo.
Charlie: ð¶ I'm always chasing rainbows. / Watching clouds drifting byð¶
The scene fades in on graffiti can be seen throughout hell.
Charlie: ð¶ My schemes are just like all my dreams. / Ending in the skyð¶
Charlie heads towards the hotel's balcony as she releases fireworks that signals the rest of hell that the extermination has ended.
Charlie: ð¶ Some fellow look and find the sunshine.ð¶
A handful of demons are seen checking the area to see if the coast is all clear.
Charlie: ð¶ I always look and find the rain.ð¶
An Overlord opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of fireworks. The camera then proceeds to show a four-eyed Overlord, as well as Lucifer himself hiding in the shadows, present in the same room as her.
Charlie: ð¶Some fellows make a winning sometime.ð¶
At the porn studios, Velvette takes a selfie with Vox whereas Valentio is not amused when he sees that he got a text from his employee.
Charlie: ð¶ I never even make a gain. / Believe me.
Y/n sees her singing and he has little bit tears in his eyes with a smile, meanwhile two demons check to see if Franklin is still alive and processed to head offscreen as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce onto Franklin's name from the sign above their business.
Charlie: ð¶ I'm always chasing rainbows.ð¶
A demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the opening.
Charlie: * in tears* ð¶Waiting to find a little bluebird....in vain. ð¶
Charlie looks back at the Clock tower as it resets the timer for the next yearly,
Y/n: hey um....Charlie, are you OK
She turns to see you by the door
Charlie: yeah *wipes away the tears* I'm OK *looks down upset*
You walk over to her and put your hand to her shoulder
Y/n: Hey, I believe that this will work, I promise
Charlie with slightly tears hugs your arm
Charlie: I just wish they will listen
Y/n: never loose hope, remember that, and we will always be there for you
She smiles and kisses you
Charlie: thank you for being a sweetheart
Y/n: of course, we should probably get going
They both leave with vaggie to the news station
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A Sinner has fallen into hell and has been transformed onto a demon. He falls onto the road and is surprised to be alive still
Demon: I'm alive! I'm alive-
He then got run over by a taxi driven by Travis which Angel Dust walks out of
Travis: Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!
Angel dust pushes his hand through his hair
Angel dust: Yeah, yeah, listen. Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab. Ta got it?
He makes a gesture with his fingers and sanps his figures at him, smiling.
Travis: Ptt! Whatever you say, slut!!
Muheheheheheh!
Angel dust pretended to be offended
Angel dust: such an insult, let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus i said "hi", Shnuckums!
Angel dust looms over Travis and points at him with all his index figures, before he kissed him
Travis defended and embarrassed, drives off, Angel looks behind him to see a vending machine for his namesake drugs. He goes for the angel dust and just as he gets a hold of it, a random demon runs by and steals his drugs.
Feathered demon: Yoink!
Angel dust: Hey
Feathered demon: Up yours, drag show!
A Boulder proceeds to fall out of the sky,
Crushing the feathered demon alongside Angel's drugs. Angel Gasps
Angel dust: OH, MY GOD
He leans in to pick up what's left of his pack of drugs with a devastated look in his face.
Angel Dust: MY DRUGS! Damn it!
He clenches the cloth angrily and looks up. A war ship can be seen passing by, destroying its surroundings.
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Inside the ship was Sir Pentious and his henchman.
Sir Pentious was operating the controls of his ship.
Sir Pentious: Ahahahahahahahahahah!
Those other cowardly ssssiners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched!
On other demon can compare to the likeness of I!
Egg boi 23#: Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!
Egg boi 666#: Yeah!
Other egg boil: You really Showed them what for! I liked when you shot them with your ray gun.
An egg boi was slapped away by Pentious.
Egg boi 23#: I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun!
Sir Pentious: At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of the pentagram by day's end. And nothing, not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from my constructive grasp!
An egg boi suddenly pops up and pops open a bottle of whiskey into Sir pet's face. Sir pent proceeds to swat said egg boil aside.
Random Egg Boi: OH, boy!
Sir Pentious: Hell will be mine! And everyone will know the name of sir pent-
He was then interrupted by a scream coming from outside. Sir Pentious & 2 egg boi's were surprised.
????: EDGELORD
Sir Pentious: Pardon
He looks around angrily and eyes the 2 Egg Bois behind him.
Sir Pentious: Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! SPEAK UP!
The two Egg Bois: that wasn't us, bossman.
A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through the ship. It then lands right between Pentious and the two Egg bois. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.
As the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be cherri bomb as she prepares another bomb in hand.
Cherri Bomb: You lookin' for a fight, old man?!
She begins to juggle around her cherry bomb.
Cherri Bomb: why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit on my turf before I smash it?!
A big pipe falls on top of an already dead Egg boi. Crushing him as sir pent and Cherri momentarliy look at the carnage.
Cherri bomb: more.
Sir Pentious: OH! You wanna go, Missy!?
Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahahah!
He is then backed up by his henchmen of Egg Bois.
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Meanwhile at the 666 news station, we see the narcissistic news anchor and her co-host, Katie Killjoy & Tom Trench.
Katie: Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy.
Tom: and I'm Tom Trench! Chaos is out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side! Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spucky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!
A screen appeared next to Tom showing a picture of Sir Pentious trying to be hip, then switched to an illustration of cherri Bomb with a sadistic smile and giving the viewers the finger.
Katie That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!
The screen then cuts to a live clip of the two demons clashing and cherri seems to have the upper hand.
Tom: those seem to be really going at it huh!?
Katie: looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!
Katie fished out an actual tooth and nail from her coffee and processed to shallow them both.
Tom: And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! Hoohoo!!
Katie: Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say no dick?
She poured her scolding hot coffee into Tom's crotch and he doubled over into the table in pain.
Tom: Ugh....not again!
While he whispered in pain, another screen appeared showing a picture of Charlie.
Katie: Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!
Katie then crushed her cup and turned to her co-host, letting go of her falsely happy demeanor.
Katie: Such it up, you little bi-!
The news cuts off for break.
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You, vaggie, and Charlie were in the back getting for the interview, you were fixing Charlie's Bow.
Y/n: there you go, so you remember what to say?
Charlie: *inhales* Yes! Let's Do this!
Vaggie: * serious tone* just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you.
Charlie: come on, Vaggie! I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know, make things sound more exciting! *gasp* Hoo! What if I si-
Vaggie/ Y/n: Sing a song about it?
Charlie: you guys knew I was gonna say that!
She boops vaggie, then kisses you on the nose.
Vaggie: Because we know you, but, please no singing, this is serious.
Y/n: I-I mean I love her singing
Charlie: well you know, I'm better at expressing myself qnd my goals through song!
She stood on the nearby table where razzle & dazzle were helping themselves to some doughnuts.
Vaggie: But, life isn't a musical, hon.
Charlie: Fine, but, I have these other ideas of what to say! The highlighted bits are the best part!
She bounced a bit as she handed vaggie a piece of paper and you looking at it
Vaggie: Uh, it's all highlighted.
Y/n: I think it's good, and is that drawing supposed to be a happy ending?
Charlie: Yes! see?! Everyone is smiling and happy in Heaven!
As Charlie fantasizes, Vaggie pinched the bridge of the nose.
Vaggie: I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the taking points we went over.
She noticed her girlfriend was a bit distracted by the paper so she grabbed Charlie to face her.
Vaggie: and...DO....NOT...SING
Charlie: Okay fiiiiine, I just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills.
Y/n: I'm sure you'll do great Charlie, just be the b-best you can be.
She smiles as she wraps her arms around your neck hugging you
Charlie: thanks y/n
As she walks to hell's #1 news lady herself you look at a worried vaggie.
Y/n: are you okay v-vaggie?
She looks at you
Vaggie: yeah, I'm just worried
You then hold her hand, she smiles and leans her hand on you shoulder.
Y/n: everything is gonna be okay, I hope!
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Charlie: Hiiii! I'm Charlie.
She tires to handshake her, as Katie was smoking. Katie blows out smoke of the cigarette. She then throws it away.
Katie: Katie killjoy, I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. And you can put that away. I don't touch the gays. I have standards!
Charlie: Yeah? How's uh...how's that working out for ya?
Katie: look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment. You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon "princess" wants to advertise
Charlie: but I-
She pokes Charlie on the chest
Katie; so, don't get cute with me honey, or I will fucking bury you!
Staff: and we're live!
Killjoy rushes back to her desk, holding papers while cracking her neck.
Katie: Welcome back! So, Charlotte!
Charlie: It's....Charlie
Katie: whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!
Katie tires to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen. Charlie looks around. Vaggie mentioned her
Charlie: well.....As most of you know, I was born here in hell and growing up, I always tired to see the good in everyone around me."......Hell is my home and you are my people.
We....we just went through another extermination."
She continued, Vaggie and Y/N gave her a thumbs up.
Charlie: We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such Violence! So, I've been thinking: isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through.....redemption? Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!
Her broadcast is being shown at the Radio Shack, everyone is also watching by the streets and everyone else in hell.
Y/n was clapping and Charice was smiling at his gesture.
Charlie: Y'know? Cause hotel's are for people passin' through...temporarily...I think it'll serve a purpose...a place to work toward redemptio...yay...!
Outside, demons were watching her broadcast from the radio shack. A mysterious demon walks up to see her broadcast alongside with more other demons watching.
Camera men demon: Stupid bitch
Vaggie punches the cameramen in the face.
Charlie: look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside.
I know you do!....maybe I'm not getting through to you.
Charlie looks around, saddened, then she has an idea.
Razzle and dazzle are then called that she's about to sing and that she may need their back-up vocals.
Vaggie: oh, no....
Y/n: OH YES (got happy and sat down )
Charlie snaps her figures and the room went dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie, and her 2 pet's start performing.
The song ended, everyone looked at her with disgust and disbelief. Y/n clapped and cheering for her
Cartoon demon: Wow!......That was shit
Everyone in the audience including Katie and Tom began to laugh at Charlie. She was crushed & devastated by this. She slumped back down to her sat. There were booing section in the news room.
Katie: What in the nine circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just....because?!
She was trying to control her laughing.
Charlie: Well, we have a Patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!
Katie: OH? And who might that be?
Charlie tires to look smug and confident
Charlie: Oh, just someone named......
Angel Dust!
Tom: The porn star?
Katie: you fucking would, Tom!
In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube.
Charlie: OH, I beg to differ! He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble.
Y/n: It's true ma'am * Y/n speaks out *
He's exactly been good for the past two weeks.
News staff: Breaking news!
Katie received the news through her earpiece. She then smiled and shoved Charlie off her desk.
Katie: we are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.
The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious.
Y/n steps back scarly
Charlie: Oh....Shit.
Katie: "oh shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just the battle is none other than Porn actor, Angel dust! What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now.
Katie and Tom proceed to laugh at Charlie.
Katie and Tom: Ratings!
Charlie: Don't look at this!
Katie: well, It sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival *looms over Charlie* Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure?
Everyone starts laughing at Charlie and she turned to get back that her.
Charlie: Yeah, well....how does it feel that I got your pen, huh?!....Bitch?
Everyone went silent while Katie and Tom gave her a death stare. Charlie realized she made a big mistake
Charlie: Oops * laughs nervously*
Tom runs off while Katie leans over Charlie, revealing her demon form.
Y/n: Uh...oh
Meanwhile purplish red smoke transitions into Angel Dust & Cherri fighting Egg boiz.
Cherri Bomb: Heyyy, thanks for the back up, Angie.
Angel Dust: Hahahaha
Cherri fires a rocket launcher.
Angel Dust: You kiddin'?! This Is the best action I've seen in ages.
Cherri was throwing another cherry bomb.
Cherri bomb: Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.
Angel dust: OH, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice.
Both cover their heads as explosions sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field.
Angel continues to shoot down Egg Boiz with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson.
Angel dust: Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"....Her words, not mine.
He steps on a broken tile, launching an Egg boi airborne and shoots him from behind as he sighs again.
Angel dust: these crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!
Cherri bomb: Holy shot *in disbelie,, smiling* anyway ~How's Y/n been~
Angel dust: OH he's done fine, he's with the princess and her one eye girl.
Angel dust gets chained and thrown aside by sir Pentious
Angel dust: Ohh,~harder daddy~
Sir Pentious: son?
Cherri kicks Pentious to the side.
Sir Pentious: Grr! You whores have not classss! In war, the side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle!
Cheeri bomb: or the side that ain't dead!
She decapitates an Egg boi, Angel stands up and removes the chains from him.
Angel dust: Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?
Sir Pentious: Oh!! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUISSSSINES, Now, is it?
Angel dust: Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?
A sign that says LOSER can be seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an Egg Boi acknowledge the roast.
Egg Boi: Ooohhh!
The Egg Boi gets pebble thrown at him by sir Pentious.
Sir Pentious: I'm going to blow you to bitssss!
Angel eyes him
Angel dust: Hm, kinky!
Sir Pentious: OH, not like that
His hood flames open to a sign can be seen pointing at him in the background.
Sir Pentious: Pervert!
Angel notices an egg boi with a tentacle launcher and causes him to push Cherri to the side out of fear, Angel get tangled in the tentacles.
Sir Pentious: Not so cocky now, are we!
Angel dust: *unamused* Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole.... TIME.
Reveals his third pair of arms carrying a gun
Angel dust: And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just *shoots sir Pentious offscreen* sad!
Cherri bomb: So, think you're gonna get in a Lotta trouble for this?
Angel dust: Eh, *retracts his third set of arms* what's one little brawl gonna cause?
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Meanwhile Charlie and Katie can be seen duking it out the news station as the fire alarm goes off in the background with Trench entering the scene, covered in flames.
Tom: WHY WON'T ANYONE TOUCH ME?
Y/n: Uh, vaggie I'm starting to get scared
Vaggie holds you tight
Vaggie: it's OK, just listen to the sound of my heart beat
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Cherri bomb: Glad you haven't changed!
*slugs him on the arm*
Cherri: You know you're my second favorite guy to party with!
Angel dust: you know it, sugar tits!
Cherri holding one last bomb.
Cherri: You ready for this?
Angel dust: born ready, Baby.
Angel and cherri pounce onto sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, Charlie and Katie are still at each other's throats screaming, trench is still on fire, screaming in agony and shows everyone then cuts.
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The royal family limousine can be seen driving Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n, and Angel dust back to the hotel. Charlie was hugging Y/n's arm looking out the window while her jacket is ruined after Katie attacked her, Vaggie sat next to you, glaring furiously at angel dust.
Angel dust was playing with the car window roller repeatedly, then he looked at vaggie and noticed she was passed.
Angel dust: What?
Vaggie: what?, WHAT?, What were you DOING?
Angel dust: I owed my girl buddy a soild! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? Helping friends with stuff?
Y/n: *nervously* I don't think t-thats not what we meant angel dust.
Vaggie: Yah, that certain extent is turf wars that result in territorial genocide!
Angel dust: Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahahah!
Angel proceeds to play with the car window down
Angel dust: it wasn't that bad anyway.
He almost get with a knife thrown his way.
Angel dust: Aw, come on I had to, my credibility was on the line! I mean what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona!
Vaggie: Your credibility? What about the hotel's?! Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!
Angel dust: No, No, No babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look....uh, sad!
And pathetic! Like an orphan.....with no arm.....or legs....Oh! With progeria!
Great! Now I'm bummed thinking about it! Does this thing have any liquor?
Vaggie: Can you please just try to take this seriously?
Angel dust: Fine, I'll try, just don't get your taco in a twist, baby!
He snaps his fingers and smiles
Vaggie: was that you trying to be sexist or racist?
Angel dust: whatever passes you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here!?
Vaggie returns to sat next to Y/n As she crossed her arms.
Vaggie: I'm gonna kill him.
Angel dust: Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead! Hah, and where exactly do I go? To double hell?
Hahahahahahahah! Sorry, you're stick with me Bitch, get used to it.
Vaggie grits her teeth angrily.
Vaggie: ¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-! ( For fuck sake, you bastrad son of-!)
Angel dust: listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of'em are ugly freaks. Look around.
Then looks out the window
Angel dust: you got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here!
Vaggie: You're one to talk.
Angel dust: Hey! This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!
Takes a letter from in between his chest floor and reveals it to Vaggie that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No angel dust" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!!
-Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic".
Vaggie Covers Y/n's eyes.
Vaggie: Grrr...
Charlie: That was really uncool, y'know, Angel.
Vaggie: "Uncool"?! After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! All thanks to you and your selfish bullshit.
Angel dust: Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?
Vaggie motions "What do you think"
Angel dust: Ah....well, shucks.
Charlie: Hey, come on. We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, vaggie.
I-it'll be okay.
She takes off her ruined jacket, and hugs Y/n and vaggie.
Vaggie smiles at her softly.
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The limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens, revealing a very old and dirty establishment, Vaggie throws herself on the couch, facing the wall.
Vaggie: Hey Sweetie, could you Please give me a massage on my shoulders and some other places?
Y/n: Sure, of course
She lies down and Y/n starts to give her a massage. Angel dust rummages through the fridge leaning by the wall and grabbing a box of popies.
Angel dust: Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in the place. Y'know, to feel all the wayward souls you got in here! Ahahaha! Ahaha...! Eh...ah...
He closes the fridge. He looks over at her and notices how emotionally devastated she looked. As he tires to comfort Charlie but decides to back off.
Charlie looks back and sees Y/n giving her girlfriend a massage and smiles a little then exits the hotel and try to contact her mother.
Charlie: Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... really busy... But, um, the Interview didn't go well, and..... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference. I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I...I think dad was right about me....Ahah, oof. Eh, anyway... I'll stop talking before this gets long. Love you, bye....
Charlie walk back in and leans by the door, then she heard a knock from the otherside of the door, surprising her.
She gets up to open the door, but the opens anyway. Revealing a the radio demon at front.
Alastor: Hel-
He gets door slammed in front of him.
Alastor: -lo!
She slammed the door on again.
Charlie: Hey, Vaggie?
Vaggie: Whaaaat~?
Y/n: What's the matter
Charlie: the radio demon is at the door!
Vaggie: WHAT!
Angel dust takes the popsicle from his mouth.
Angel dust: Uh....Who?
Charlie: What should I do?!
Vaggie: Uh, well-Don't let him in!
Charlie decides to disregard her advise again and opens the door for Alastor.
Alastor: May I speak now?
Y/n walks over to see the radio demon
Charlie: you may...
Alastor grabbed her hand and pulled her and Y/n towards him.
Alastor: I'm Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! Quite a pleasure! Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahahahaha, so many orphans...
He walked in and let himself in.
Vaggie: Y/N GET Behind me.
Y/n imeetily gets behind her as she held up a harpoon towards Alastor's chest.
Vaggie: Stop right there, carbron' hijo de perra (bastrad son of bitch) I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anymore here , and sweer your pompous cheesy talks how Overlord, if you hut Y/n, I WILL FUCKING KI-
Alastor: Dear, if I wanted to hurt anymore here....I would've done so already......
.......
Alastor: No! I'm here because I want to help!
Y/n & Charlie: Say what now?
Alastor: Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on? Testing, testing.
He taps his mic, and an eye opened up.
Alastor: Well, I heard you loud and clear.
Charlie: Um, you want to help? With...?
He teleports behind the 3 with his shadow. Y/n launched into Vaggie's arms, as she held him Tightly.
Vaggie hissed at Alastor
Alastor: This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it.
Charlie: Buuut.... why?
Alastor: Hahahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus, aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahahaha!
He shoves vaggie away but Y/n catches her
Vaggie: thank you
Y/n: your welcome hon
Y/n kiss her forehead
Charlie: Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment....?
Alastor: Hahahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.
Charlie: so, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitates a demon?
He laughed as he shakes his hand in front of her.
Alastor: Hahahahaha! Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non- existent humanity! No no no no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! There is no undoing what is done.
Alastor puts his arms out, gesturing the entirely of hell. He looks over to vaggie who is offended and angel who just shrugs.
Charlie: So, then. Why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?
Alastor: Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure.
He pulls her close to him and twirls her.
Charlie: Riiiight.
Alastor: Yes, indeedy!! I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I ?
Alastor grabs Charlie by the waist and drugs her off.
Angel dust: Uh, so....uh, what's the deal with smiles over there?
Vaggie: wait, you've never heard of him!
Angel dust is clueless
Y/n: I think you told me about once ?
Vaggie: The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings hell has ever seen?
Angel Dust: eh, not big on politics
Vaggie: Ugh, Decades ago, Alastor manifested in hell,
Y/n begins to listen
Vaggie: seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" *as lazy as that sounds*.
Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival out world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased.
Y/n: this guy sounds scary ð¨
Angel dust: I don't know, He looks like a strawberry pimp.
Laughs dryly
Vaggie: Well, I don't trust him.
Angel dust: Too be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?
Vaggie looks at Y/n and know that her trust and love for one guy was him.
Vaggie: I trust Y/n, because he's not like any other guy I've seen, I will always see him someone special.
Vaggie kisses Y/n in the lips the gets up to walk to Charlie.
Vaggie: Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ....And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!
Charlie: I...we didn't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance.
Charlie: to have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in.
Just....trust me. I can take care of myself.
Vaggie: Charlie, whatever you do, don't make a deal with him!
Charlie: Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad! "You Don't Take Shit From Other Demons"
Charlie walks over to Alastor, Y/n cuddled onto vaggie.
Vaggie: it's OK Y/n *kisses your head*
I won't let him do anything to you.
Charlie: Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke.
As she turns away from Alastor's action
Charlie: But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can help. On the condition that there be no.... tricks or voodoo strings attached.
Alastor: So, it's a deal, then?
As his eyes rolled and twisted his mic staff and offered a handshake as green energy brushstrokes through the hotel.
Charlie: Nope! No shaking! No deals I.....Hmm... As princess of hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with the hotel. For as long as you desire.
A howling can be heard as she looks over at vaggie & y/n for approval.
Charlie: Sound fair?
Alastor: Hmm....Fair enough
Charlie: Cools beans.
Alastor humming while looking as he stops in front of vaggie and Y/n.
Alastor: Smile, my dear! You know you're never fully dressed without one!
He tickles her chin and patted Y/n's head and continued humming.
Alastor: So where is your hotel staff?
Charlie: Uh, well-
She pointed at Vaggie and Y/n who she staring at Alastor with dead eyes.
Alastor: Ohohohoho, you're gonna need more than that.
Went to angel dust.
Alastor: and what can you do, my effeminate fellow!
Angel dust: I can suck your dick!
Alastor: HAH! no.
Angel dust: your loss.
Alastor: Well, this just won't do! I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.
He takes out his mic staff and snapped his fingers, a new fireplace has replaced the worn down one as he approaches it and picks up a mysterious figure covered in soot, which opens its eye and stares at the group behind him.
Niffty proofs off the soot from the body.
Alastor: This little darling is niffty.
She drops her on the floor.
Niffty: Hi I'm niffty. It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!
She eyes the group.
Niffty: why are all of you women? Are there any men here!?
She lifted Charlie and puts her down, she them sees Y/n standing behind Charlie.
Niffty: aw man
She runs at him by vaggir and Charlie grab Y/n away
Charlie: Yeah, but he's already spoken!
Niffty didn't care as she looks around.
Niffty: Oooh! Man! This place is filthy! It really need a lady's touch!
She grabs a spider and crushes it.
Niffty: which is weird because you're all ladies *no offense* OH My Gosh! This is awful. Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
The trio stare at Niffty, then a voice come from an unknown cat demon can be heard and layed his card down the table.
Husk: Hah! Read'em and weep, boys full ho-
Husk: -tel? What the fuck is this?
Then looks to see Alastor
Husk: YOU!
Alastor: Ah, Husker my good friend! Glad you could make it.
Husk: Don't you 'Husker' me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!
He tries to dissappear but nothing happened
Alastor: Good to see you too!
Husk: what the hell do you want with me this time....!
Alastor: my friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!
Husk: Are you shittin' me?!
Alastor: Hmm....No, I don't think so!
Husk: you thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?
Alastor grins if he turns to laugh.
Husk: I ain't doing no fucking charity job.
Alastor teleports behind him through his shadow.
Alastor: Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of the fine establishment. And with your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend,
He walks to the bar revealing soles of his shoes to having deer prints.
Alastor: I can make this more welcoming.....if you wish.
Husk makes a bottle if Booze with his magic and stares at it for a second.
Husk: What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?!... Well you can.
Vaggie: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! No! No bar & no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth....brothel....man cave.
Y/n: What's a man cave?
Angel lauches at them.
Angel dust: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! We're keeping this!
He quickly goes to husk and tries to flirt with him.
Angel Dust: Hey~
Husk: Go fuck yourself
Angel dust: Only if you watch me
Charlie: Oh my gosh! Welcome to the Happy Hotel, you are gonna love it here.
Husk: I lost the ability to love years ago.
Alastor: So, whaddaya think?
Charlie: This is amazing
Vaggie: its....Okay
Y/n: i...Guess this is...o-okay, as long as she's happy.
Alastor: Hahahaha! This is gonna be entertaining.
The door explodes knocking niffty as the group look outside, Sir Pentious's war ship appeared outside the hotel.
Sir Pentious: Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor.
Alastor: Do I know you?
Sir Pentious: Oh, yes you do! And this time, i have the element of SURPRISE!
Ahaha! I'm so evil.
With a snap of a finger, an otherworldly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying his ship while he is inside. Alastor can then be seen finishing is off as he clenches his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand. Alastor is then shown grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror.
Alastor:...well, I'm starved! Who wants some jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Ye sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now....
He used his magic to change the sign to the "Hazbin Hotel".
Alastor: .....Stay Tuned.....Hahaha!