Overture

Charlie: Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of those angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But, he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So, he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the Garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted. But this gift came with curse. For with the single act of disobedience, evil finally found it's way into the Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream. But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and her songs. And as the numbers of hell grew, so did it's power. Threated by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would down an army, an Extermination, to ensure hell and it's sinners could never rise against them, But Lilith's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the princess of hell.

[As she finishes narrating, she closes the book that said "The book of hell". Y/n sat next to her and listened to the whole story.]

Charlie: Don't worry, mom. I'll make you proud.

[Y/n put his hand on her check.]

Y/n: You will make her proud, I know you will.

[She smiled and kissed him, them look out the window.]

Vaggie: Charlie?

[The key transforms into Keekee who scampers on Y/n' lap, Charlie and Y/n turns to see Vaggie.]

Charlie: Aah! Oh shit, did you hear all that?

Vaggie: Uh, yeah. I was right there.

Charlie: Sorry, I get pretty worked up after an Extermination happens. The story helps..

Y/n: It's helps me calm, because she's beautiful at storytelling.

[Both smiled as vaggie sits down with them.]

Vaggie: you OK?

Charlie: I'm fine, just..thinking, ya'know? Family stuff.

Vaggie: Did you hear from your mom?

[Charlie shakes her head.]

Vaggie: Oof...how long has it been now?

Charlie: Not that long, only....7....years, off doing something important I'm sure,But this kingdom was something she really cared about,something I care about.

Vaggie: Well, at least your not alone.

Y/n: Exactly, she's always here with you, and so am I.

[She smile and held Y/n and Vaggie's hand.]

Charlie: I just hope that what I'm trying to do here will work.

Vaggie: It will, I have faith in you.

[She stands up as KeeKee leaps into Charlie.]

Vaggie: Alright come on, Alastor says he has something to show us.

[She & Y/n walk out the room. Then a loud bell rings throughout the city. Charlie looked with sadness at the bell tower at Heaven Embassy, knowing that another year before the extermination will come again.]

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[The commercial ends and Alastor turns off the TV]

Alastor: So, what do you think?

Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n were surprised of the commercial being misleading and offensive to their nature.

Y/n: Um, I-I don't know Wh....

Vaggie: I got this, What the Fuck was that?

Charlie: Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um......

Vaggie: Bad, the word you're looking for is bad.

Alastor: Funny. I was going for hilarious.

Vaggie: it didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.

[Y/n helps her calm by holding her hand.]

Charlie: Vaggie's right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them.

Alastor: Well my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement.

Alastor: So, I had a little fun with it.

Vaggie: OH, fun? You had a little fun with it? Well, this isn't what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. No one's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time.

Y/n: She's not wrong.

[She smiles at him as Angel dust raises his hand.]

Vaggie: What?

Angel dust: if'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?

Vaggie: Angel, your a porn star.

Angel dust: a famous porn star, I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in.

Vaggie: We are not filming a porn a commercial, for Y/n's sake.

Angel dust: WHY not? Sex sells don't it? I swear if you film Y/n with you or princess, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel.

[He pointed at Y/n who hid between Charlie & Vaggie.]

Vaggie: Never gonna happen.

Charlie: Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way.

Angel Dust: Oh, please baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, the stamina, the legs, the lung capacity. Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits.

[Charlie's phone rings from her dad.]

Charlie: Hold that thought? I'll be right back.

[She kiss Y/n on the forehead as she walks off.]

Angel dust: I could keep going all night, baby.

[Charlie breathes nervously and answers the call.]

Charlie: Hello? Dad!

Angel dust: Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?

Alastor: oh, trust me.

[She smiles in a creepy look]

Alastor: -I can

[Y/n hid behind vaggie]

Husk: why do you think I'm here?

[They looked at husk at the bar.]

Husk: you actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?

[As he cleans a bottle, niffty pops up]

Niffty: I like being forced, maybe with Y/n.

Husk: keep that to yourself, Nif.

[Y/n is uncomfortable by this.]

Angel dust: What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?

Husk: Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat.

Angel dust: Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty.

Vaggie: Angel. Let husk do his job. And no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to chose to.

Angel dust: I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots.

That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?

Y/n: W-Well, maybe it doesn't have to be.

Vaggie: Exactly, just because nobody has made it before doesn't mean it's not possible.

Angel dust: *Puts a hand OK her shoulder* hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free, crack is expensive.

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[Meanwhile with Charlie]

Charlie: Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?

[She hangs up the phone all happy.]

Charlie: yes.....Yes!

[She giggles in excitement as she calls for her two lovers.]

Charlie: Guys! Holy shit!

Vaggie: Ah! What?

[She waves for them to come here for the news.]

Charlie: Get over here!

[Vaggie sighs happily, Y/n got up and vaggie kisses him on the cheek. They came to Charlie while she was jumping around all happy.]

Y/n: So what's the good news?

Charlie: MY dad called, he said that the leader of the angel army wants to meet. And he asked if I could go instead.

[ Charlie was hyperventilating, grabbing vaggie and Y/n.]

Y/n: That's great Charlie.

Vaggie: Yeah, But-but the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-

[Charlie was so happy she started to sing.]

Charlie: 🎵 I can do this! Somehow, I know it 🎵

🎵I'll get Heaven behind my plans!🎵

Vaggie: Charlie, hold on....

Charlie: 🎵 there's just no way I could blow it. 🎵

🎵 not this once-in-a-lifetime chance? 🎵

Vaggie: it's just a meeting.

Charlie: 🎵 To change their minds 🎵

🎵 And touch their hearts. 🎵

🎵 or.....whatever angels have! 🎵

Vaggie: This could be bad....

Charlie & Y/n:🎵 Cheer up Vaggie 🎵

🎵 This could be swell! 🎵

🎵 something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell.🎵

Vaggie: Okay, but just don't..... sing to them.

[ Just before she could warn her, the group were at the window where they can see Charlie singing out in the city ]

Angel dust: That bitch is halfway down the street.

Vaggie: is she-!

Angel dust: Oh, she's dancing!

Vaggie: Ugh, no....

[ Y/n then had an idea ]

Y/n: if it makes you feel better, I can go with her.

[ she smiles at him and hugs him]

Vaggie: Please make sure she's OK

Y/n: I promise, for you

[ She kissed you and you ran after]

[She arrived at the Heaven Embassy with the watchtower and behind her was Y/n.]

Charlie: Y/n? What are you there?

Y/n: W-Well I promised vaggie that I would accompany you at the meeting.

Charlie: *hold his hand* you didn't have to came here for me.

Y/n: I know but, I love you and vaggie m-more than anything, I do anything for yo-

[Charlie look that Y/n with tears of joy and quickly hugs]

Charlie: And this is why we love you.

Y/n: of course, come on let's go inside.

[They open the door and went inside.]

Charlie: Hello!

[They enter through the door and finds the Embassy deserted, they walk to the front to check in.]

Y/n: Hello? Creepy....

[At the front desk with no bell, Charlie taps the bell to ring it, to reveal a golden scroll with a pin.]

Charlie: Oh, okay......also creepy.

[The scroll files up and disappeared, then 2 twin doors open to show the two the meeting room, and they enter the dark room with no one around.]

Charlie: Uh, Hello?

Y/n: is anyone there.

[The lights switched on to reveal two angels. One being a Exorcists lieutenant, lute and the other being the big boss of the Angel army, Adam.]

Adam: Sup!

Charlie:Holy, shit!

[Charlie fell back after getting surprised by the angels in the room.]

Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie, and my boyfriend Y/n. My dad asked me if I could meet you.

Adam: Yeah, I know.

Charlie: Okay, well.

[Adam eats his ribs]

Y/n: It's nice to meet you sir.

[He looked at Y/n]

Adam: How did you end up with Lucifer's Daughter.

Y/n: AAhhhh

Adam: Well, anycase it's nice to meet you to.

[He reaches over to get Y/n a handshake, his hand slips through showing that is was a hologram and Y/n freaks out.]

Y/n: WHAT?

Adam: Ha! I fucking got you. Did you see that?

[Lute nods once, but looks at Y/n with slight blush.]

Adam: Ha. Good shit.

Charlie: Uh ...so wait. Your not here.

Adam: No, you think I'd come down there? No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes.  Pretty fucking hardcore,  don't get me wrong. But! It's such a bummer! Men. Everything down there's just so, ya know? Ew.

Charlie: Right, so, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-

[Adam put his finger on her lip to be silent.]

Adam: Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down.

We've got time, how about we got to know each other a little. Mmm.. how about lunch? You hungry? I got you.

[He takes his plate of ribs toward the two.]

Adam: Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it.

Y/n Ohh.....yum

[Y/n & Charlie went to take a piece, but there hands past through them, also being a hologram.]

Adam: I got you too, bitch! Fuckin' hilarious.

[Adam laugh, as Charlie did a small chuckle and Y/n looked down.]

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Meanwhile back at the hotel

Vaggie: Okay, so Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she and Y/n are gone, we are a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera. Alastor?

[Alastor snaps his fingers to reveal a old 1930s no filming camera.]

Vaggie: *unamused* a video camera?

Alastor: Hmmmm

[He snap his fingers again and video camera popped up to her hand]

Vaggie: Alright! Let's do this.

[She started with Husk and angel dust at the bar as vaggie held the camera up to get it in a better focus.]

Vaggie: And....Action!

Husk: *Carefully reads* welcome to the hazbin hotel. Can I help with anything?

Angel dust: *seductively* I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong, daddy to put me in my place....... *normal* on the path to redemption!"

Husk: Well, you come-

Angel dust: *moaning* Oh yes!

Husk: "to that right place."

[Vaggie was mad and stops recording.]

Vaggie: Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face.

Husk: I ain't no actor!  I can't memorize this shit!

Angel dust: Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes.

[He got close to Husk's face and purred seductively, then Husk got irritated by his antics and shoved him away.]

Husk: Whoops!

Vaggie: Husk, come on.

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Meanwhile at the meeting

[Charlie looked bored, propping herself on her elbows while she put headphones on Y/n because she didn't want him to hear Adam exaggerating boasting himself anf his sex life.]

Adam: So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and let's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!  "All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master! So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?

Charlie: Wait, your name is Adam?

Like the first man Adam, that means you...oh...

[She realized why her mother left him, making her wince.]

Charlie: that explains so much...

Adam: I know. I fucking rock

[Charlie brush it off and gets to her subject of matter in hand.]

Charlie: Well, Adam, Sir. Mr Adam, sir

Adam: Call me, dickmaster

Charlie: Adam. You seem like a smart....well, stand up guy.

Adam: Uh-huh.

Charlie: And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary.  A--A genius!

Adam: I mean, your words, babe.

Charlie: Who would really love to put his name on something.

Adam: Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!

Charlie: It's a solution to our biggest problem!

Adam: Oh, Herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch.

Charlie: No! Our....other biggest problem.

Adam: oh...uh...ugly people? Math? Global warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem.

[She stares at Adam with deadpan annoyance at how ignorant he is.]

Adam: Ummm........

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[At the hotel, The group was still counting to make the commercial. The next scene involved Niffty, who was busy trying to kill a bug until vaggie gets her attention.]

Vaggie: Alright Niffty, niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay?

Niffty: Got it. I'm ready

[Vaggie turned on the camera and started recording.]

Vaggie: Action!

Vaggie: Uhh, cut.

[Niffty snapped out of it and back to herself.]

Niffty: How was that?

Vaggie: Well, niffty you actually have to say the line, so let's try again.

Niffty: OK!

Vaggie: Action!

Angel dust: *Whisper* You're doing great Vagina.

Vaggie: Cut! Alright, uhh maybe we can try to fix it in post.

Angel dust: Do you even know what that mean?

Vaggie: * Angrily* I'll figure it out!

[Meanwhile in the darkened lobby, Vaggie was looking through the edited video commercial. But none of the clips was remotely good enough.she groaned in frustration before Alastor showed up.]

Alastor: Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?

Vaggie: Ugh, este pendejo (this asshole)..

Why are you even here?

Alastor: for the entertainment!

[He sat on the couch next to vaggie as his shadow slipped out of his form goes behind the couch.]

Alastor: I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fall specifically, like you are doing now.

Good job!

Vaggie: and here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that-

Alastor: I wouldn't try that, my dear.

THIS FACE WAS MEANT FOR RADIO

[He pupils turned into the shape of radio dials, and his surroundings went nearly static. But Vaggie wasn't deterred, having enough of his games.]

Vaggie: that's it, I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel, with it, shitass?

Alastor: Fair enough, I'll tell you what.

Let's make a deal.

Vaggie: Pfft, you think I'm stupid making a deal with a demon like you?

Alastor: Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again.

[She was unsure if she would let him do the work.]

Alastor: Or....They can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice.

[Vaggie glanced away and through for a moment about Charlie and Y/n before making her choice.]

Vaggie: *Sighs* Fine.

[She pick up the camera and handed over Alastor and with a clap of his hands and disappeared. Then hotel transformed into a film set, summoning  all the staff into the room. he even changed everyone's outfits to 1950s style attires and conjured some ink demons for background characters.]

Vaggie: Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial.

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[Charlie was feeling exasperated with another of Adam's questionable rants of women and his masculinity, while Y/n laid his head on Charlie's shoulder.]

Adam: When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, "Hey, I thought you wanted equality."

Charlie: NO! our problem of  overpopulation in hell!

Adam: Ohh, well that's not a problem!

We got that covered! Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?

Lute: Got a good 275 this year, Sir.

Adam: 275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it.

[Adam raises a fist for lute to make a fist-bump, which she did not said.]

Charlie: Uh, no, not awesome. Those are my people, you know that right?

Adam: Oh yeah, that must suck for you!

[He brush out a laugh]

Charlie: But these are souls.... Humans souls like Y/n right there *pats his head* and just the same as the ones you have up in Heaven.

Lute: They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation.

Charlie: you're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, But  everyone makes mistakes.

Y/n: She's right, t-that's just part of being human.

Lute: Angel's don't make mistakes.

Charlie: you really think that.

Lute: I know that

Adam: Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life.

[Charlie looked at him & remembered with angel said about out people's mistake.]

Charlie: I can name two, Cain and Abel! Ha!

[Adam face fall as his eyes begin to twitch.]

Lute: What the hell is your problem?!!

Bringing up his kids like that?

Y/n: I'm so sorry! He was acting like a meanie this entire meeting.

Charlie: Yeah, I didn't think he would react like this!

[Lute comes around the table, then the room turns slightly darker with ominous red.]

Lute: The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you, your boyfriend, and your hellborn kind a Pardon from an Exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little matter?

Charlie: You leave Y/n out of this.

[Adam sniffed & straightened himself upright]

Adam: OK, almost out of time, Guess we should get into it.

Charlie: Oh, fuck

[She rushes to  present her plan as fast as she could and Y/n cheers her on.]

Charlie: Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes.

[Adam grabs Charlie and Y/nand throws them right out the door. Before Charlie tires to get to adam, the door closes.]

Charlie: Um, wait, you-you-

[Defeated she slammed her fist on the door]

Charlie: Ugh, shit.

[ Y/n's got a little bruise because Adam him across the room.]

Y/n: "AGH"! Ow *pain* my head.

[Charlie rushed over to you, gasping.]

Charlie: Are you okay?

Y/n: my head is bruised up, but I'm fin-

''OOOWW"!

[Y/n got up and rubbed his head.[

Charlie: Hey, look at me.

[Y/n looked at her as she kissed his bruise.]

Y/n: Thank you

Charlie: Of course, let's go home.

[They went back to the hotel, Charlie is still saddened that they didn't listen.]

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[They sadly return home as vaggie runs to them and hugs them.]

Vaggie: Charlie! Y/n! How did it go, did they listen?

Charlie: Oh, they sure did hear it but-

Vaggie: Oh, come here, we have something exciting to show you.

[Vaggie lead Y/n and Charlie to the group in the couch.]

Vaggie: Alastor pulled some strings and it's about of air.

Alastor: I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha.

Y/n: Wait, You-you guys actually made a new commercial?

Angel dust: Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself.

Charlie: That's....that's amazing.

Angel dust: Shhh, it's starting.

Vaggie: (on tv) Welcome to the hazbin hotel-

[The TV cuts to news report. The group were annoyed by this.]

Katie killjoy: Breaking news in hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what this mean Tom?

Tom Trench: No, what does it mean Katie?

Katie killjoy: it means we're all royally fucked!

[Screaming sinners can be heard as the time clock tower changes to 176 days till the next extermination.]

Y/n: *Gasps* Oh no

Angel dust: wait, what? Why?!

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[Meanwhile A drone scours an area until it finds a dead Exorcists corpse with it's head missing and scans it.]

Lute: We found the body, Sir. They're never managed to kill one of us before.

We should just go down there now and destroy them!

Adam: No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But, don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!

[ He destroys the projector, causing the lights to dissappear only showing Adam's evil smile.]

The end