Scrambled Eggs

[Y/n next to Vaggie as Charlie hung up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!]

Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!

Vaggie: Um....Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.

[Y/n nodded]

Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.

[Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.]

Vaggie: What the hell is that?

Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, Purple Female.

It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.

[Y/n was shocked and scared by this and griped onto vaggie.]

Y/n: *nervous* Y-You want to shoot other residents?!?!

[Him mumbles as his mind racing with concern, Vaggie began rubbing his head.]

Charlie: What? Why?

Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice.

Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.

[Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons, Pentious runs over to them.]

Odette: Sign, please.

[Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes.]

Odette: Thank you for your business.

Enjoy your Carmine purchase.

[Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as sir Pentious takes the create of parts and weapons for his machine. As she slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying form.]

Y/n: Car- Who?

Vaggie: Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?

Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.

Vaggie: Okay, well that's stops right now.

[She takes the boxes away.]

Sir Pentious: Hey!

Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.

[He looked at vaggie with a very expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. His gaze pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips him off. Angel dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Y/n who nervously waved. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle.]

Sir Pentious: Hmm, I have my doubts.

Vaggie: Well, it's true, you have to trust us.

Sir Pentious: But I don't.

Charlie: Well, why doesn't we focus on that for today's activities?

Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things.

[She points at Egg Boiz who was on the create of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration and Y/n jumped onto Charlie terrified.]

Vaggie: Oh! What did I just say? What did I just say?

Sir Pentious: What? Not my little egg boiz. They do my evil bidding for me!

Vaggie: Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?

Sir Pentious: Yes.

Vaggie: Then no more eggs.

[Sir Pentious, with tears in his eyes, looked at the eggs.]

Sir Pentious: All right, Eggies. You've got to go. I can't keep you anymore!

Egg Boiz: Okay, boss.

[They all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious' boxes away.]

Sir Pentious: No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!

[He begins crying as he watches the eggs walking away. Y/n and Charlie, looking awkward and pats his shoulders.]

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[Alastor was in his room, eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork while jazz music stops with a record-scratching sound when vaggie came by with the Egg Boiz behind her.]

Vaggie: Alastor!

Alastor: Do you mind? I'm in the middle or breakfast!

Vaggie: Pentious's eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them.

[Alastor throws away his knife and fork, and stands up and summons microphone.]

Alastor: Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!

Vaggie: Humanely!

Alastor: Hmm. Well. That's a lot less fun, but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today.

[He walks out of the room.]

Vaggie: Great! That looks disgusting.

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[Back in the foyer, Charlie and the others, minus Alastor, are with all them except for Charlie and Vaggie sitting on a sofa. Behind Charlie and vaggie is a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101".]

Charlie: HI, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little, tension in the hotel.

[As she explained, everyone is hating each other or on edge, but Y/n was standing next to her and vaggie. Sir Pentious grabs niffty with his tail and makes to shoot her with his ray gun, but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can.]

Vaggie: Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.

Charlie: We think that this group could really benefit from,

[The background turned yellow and Charlie and Vaggie in the air.]

Charlie: Trust exercises!

Vaggie: Trust exercises. *begins falling*

Ah, shit!

[Vaggie falls to the floor as the background cracks and breaks. Y/n rushed over and helped vaggie up.]

Charlie: Vaggie, we rehearsed this.

[She turns to everyone.]

Charlie: We're doing trust exercises!

Husk: So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh, this? I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps.

Angel dust: Oh, I will, but it's cash up front, and I know that one can't afford me.

Sir Pentious: Gross! I'd never think of it, spider.

[Y/n's face fell and felt a surge of panic, His mind races as he processes Charlie's words. His heart rate quickens, and he grips his arms tighty,, fearing that they're about to put on a show.]

Y/n: Wait? W-What kind of s-show?

Charlie: Don't worry it's nothing big, you just have to share something about yourself, fall back and someone will catch you.

Vaggie: Right, well, let's get started.

Charlie?

Charlie: Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better on how to build it properly!

[She walked over to stand by the group.]

Vaggie: What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh,

Charlie: Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you can handle this.

[Y/n shifts nervously as Vaggie hesitates,

unsure of her ability to lead the trust exercises. He glances at Charlie, silently conveying his concern through his anxious demeanor. Despite his reservations, he trust Charlie and Vaggie and remains open to let her take the lead, Offering a small encouraging smile and thumbs up.]

Vaggie: Yeah, um, Sure, I can handle this. No problem.

[She takes a deep breath and walks down one side of the stage. Then she walks and talks drill sergeant style.]

Vaggie: All, right, so we are starting with trust fails! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it? Who wants to go first?

Charlie: Ooh, ooh, me me me Me! Me! Me!

Vaggie: All right, get on up there.

[Charlie runs past her onto the stage.]

Charlie: I, I love you guys. Like really, really love you.

[She fall backwards. Y/n and Vaggie run forward and catches her.]

Vaggie: Gotcha!

Charlie: That! Felt! Good! Y/n, why don't you go next?

[Y/n gulped nervously and his heart raced.]

Y/n: Oh, ah, yeah, o-okay.

Vaggie: This time everyone needs to catch him, Okay? Unless you want me to hurt you.

[Vaggie takes out her spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage as Y/n walked up.]

Y/n: I-I-I-I struggle with sensory overload sometimes and get overwhelmed alot a love family-friendly movies, but I love Charlie and Vaggie more than anything.

[He looked he was about to fall back but stopped.]

Charlie: Y/n? Are you OK?

Y/n: I-I,m not sure if I want to do this. This is to much!

Vaggie: Hey, it's OK baby, we're right there we will catch you.

Charlie: We promise......Plleeaassee 🥺

Vaggie:🥺

[Y/n fall back as they both caught him holding him.]

Charlie: It's OK, I told you we would catch you.

[She and vaggie kissed both sides of his cheek.]

Charlie: Angel, up!

Angel dust: Fine.

[He walks onto the stage.]

Angel dust: Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck-

[Husk threateningly points at angel.]

Husk: I swear to fuck if you say Dicks!

Angel dust: -Popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!

[Angel falls backwards. Husk and Y/n catches him.]

Angel dust: But, you know, dicks too!

[Husk drops him]

Angel dust: All, right, new guy, you're up.

[The room goes dark and a melodramatic music plays. A spotlight shines on Pentious.]

Sir Pentious: I, don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me!

[He falls back as Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/n catches him.]

Sir Pentious: Damn it.

Vaggie: That's great. Wow, you are slimy. Okay, good job. Uh, Niffty?

[Niffty runs past them onto the stage, giggling manically.]

Niffty: Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!

[Upon hearing this and seeing niffty, the others were disturbed by her sadistic nature. Niffty flings herself off of the stage, But the others actively move out of the way to let her fall on the ground in the face. Despite that, Niffty seemed happy about it as she fell on her face.]

Niffty: Yay! Pain!

[Niffty, giggling, runs back onto the stage and falls again.]

Niffty: Pain!

[Charlie and Vaggie went to go talk privately.]

Charlie: I don't know if this is really working the way we'd hoped. Maybe we should-

Vaggie: Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out.

[Angel appears behind them.]

Angel dust: if you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some "trust buildin" .

Vaggie: What do you have in mind?

(In this, the overlord meeting still goes like in the original show without Y/n.)

(And then the song)

[Both Carmine and Velvette Glare at each other. The other overlords are all staring at Carmilla Carmine and Velvette.]

Alastor: That was a productive meeting!

Velvette: Hmm. Fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers! *walks out the door* Kiss my arse!

Zeezi: What the hell? We literally just got here!

Odette: Mother?

[The overlords began to leave. All of them walk back towards the lift except for Carmilla Carmine, her daughters, and Zestial, who go into another room.

Alastor notices this as he is walking towards the lifts.]

Alastor: Hmm. Well that's interesting.

*points at frank with his cane* You, little egg creature. I have a job for you.

Frank: Oh. Yes, boss!

Alastor: Follow them!

[Frank salutes and runs after the overlords who went to the other room.]

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[Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n and angel were standing in a BDSM sex dungeon. Slapping noises comes in the background. Angel is looking satisfied with herself, Charlie is looking incredibly shocked, Vaggie looked angry.]

Vaggie: Angel! What the actual fuck?!

Angel dust: No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!

[Angel points to a poster on the wall, which does indeed reads otherwise.]

Charlie: Angel, love the enthusiasm. But, umm, uh, hmmm,

[Vaggie quickly covered Y/n's eyes.]

Vaggie: What makes you think anyone would be into this?

[They look to Husk, who is purring as he gets massaged.]

Husk: You know, I, I don't hate this.

[Y/n was clinging onto Vaggie, as she hid his face in her neck.]

[Niffty, near Husk, is wearing a dominance outfit.]

Niffty: I'm ready to punish some bad boys!

[Seeing her in the out fit make Husk give up.]

Husk: Never mind, I-I'm out!

[A demon with snake hair comes up behind Charlie and Y/n and starts giving them a massage. Other demons begin coming towards Charlie and Y/n rubbing themselves against them.]

Charlie: Okay, hello there. Hi. Um. Hm.

Hm,

[Y/n was about to have a panic attack from this, Until Vaggie pulls them away from the other demons and glances at them.]

Vaggie: Don't.....Touch....My.....Boyfriend!

*Looks back to angel* Ugh! I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here, Angel. This is disgusting.

Charlie: It's no big deal, Vaggie. You know, maybe I can just help, uh-

Vaggie: No. I told you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down. I just need to teach them, the way I was taught.

[As she said this, Vaggie smiles with excitement when she has the perfect trust exercise for them.]

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[The group was standing on a rooftop with half-destroyed buildings all around them. Everyone was shocked that the exercise has taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing in the background, demon screaming, and explosions booming.]

Charlie & Y/n: THIS IS HOW YOU LEARN TO TRUST PEOPLE?!

[On the ground, demons are shooting each other, brawling with weapons, and one demon was on fire, screaming and running around while others are still enjoying the carnage.]

Cactus Cowboy demon: Yee-haw!

Punk Demon: Let's go, Baby!

Cactus Cowboy demon: Bring it on, Bitch!

[Back at the rooftop, Vaggie makes a drill sergeant march.]

Vaggie: There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms.

Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys became men.

[There is a loud explosion in the background, sending Shockwave that sways Vaggie's hair with a satisfying smile.]

Y/n: P-Please don't do anything c-crazy!

Vaggie: I'm sorry *Kiss him* I still love you

[She picked him up and through him over the roof.]

Y/n: AAAAAHHHH!

Charlie: Y/N, OH MY GOD! NNNNOOOO

[Vaggie advances on Pentious.]

Vaggie: And you,

[She picks up Pentious.]

Sir Pentious: Wait, wait! I can't fight without minions-

Vaggie: Are gonna survive together!

[She throws Pentious off the building before Turning to Angel dust.]

Vaggie: And you,

Angel dust: D-don't you even think about it-

[As part of their trust exercise and Angel's punishment for the BDSM sex dungeon suggestion, Vaggie takes Angel up and throws him off the roof.]

Vaggie: Are gonna make this hotel work!

[Niffty bounces next to Vaggie, her arms raised with excitement, and psychotically smiling with anticipation.]

Niffty: MY turn, my turn!

[Vaggie picks up Niffty as Husk goes back inside the building, not wanting to get involved and realizing how far this exercise has gone. Vaggie makes to throw Niffty, but Charlie snatches her up before she can.]

Charlie: Vaggie! No!

Vaggie: This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie.

Charlie: No, it's not. There are other ways. It just takes time.

[As her and Vaggie, Niffty looks back at Charlie, asking to be lifted. When Charlie ignores her, Niffty jumps off of the building herself. Meanwhile off-screen background, the others and Niffty are being heard fighting against hordes of demons.]

[Y/n was hiding behind a brick wall curled up in a ball panicking.]

Sir Pentious: I got you Good Y/n *picked up Y/n* Oh princesssss catch.

[He through Y/n back to Charlie and she catches him in his arms.]

Vaggie: Time we don't have! How many

Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway?

Charlie: Vaggie,

Vaggie: I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you and Y/n. I'm supposed to never fail you.

Angel dust: I blame you for this, you crazy bitch!

Y/n: *Yelling at angel* Look don't b-blame her OK, s-she was just trying to help.

Charlie: Yeah you didn't fail me. Vaggie, you're not- you're not-

Vaggie: if I can't help you, what's the point of me?

Charlie: *Gasps* Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's-

Vaggie: I'm sorry. I'd, I'd like to be alone for a minute.

[As Charlie & Y/n walked to the other side of the rooftop, an exhausted Angel

Comes out of the door, carrying a battered, but in tact Sir Pentious, before he throws him onto the ground.]

Angel dust: Made it!

Charlie: Let's go home, guys.

Angel dust: Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!

[As he pulls Sir Pentious back down the

Stairs, Vaggie stays on the rooftop by herself.]

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[Back with Carmilla Carmine, her daughter, and Zestial all in a room together, with Frank spying on them from behind a pot plant. Carmilla mutters in Spanish as she pours herself a drink, before beginning to down the bottle instead of the glass she poured for herself.]

Zestial: Carmilla, what troubles thou? Losing thy composure is unlike thee.

Carmilla Carmine: it's nothing, Zestial, really.

Zestial: The felled angel, T'was by thy hand, was it not?

Carmilla Carmine: Nobody should know. I did what I had to do. I am not discussing this.

[The Egg Boiz were scavenging for weapons, parts, and garbage in a dumpster.]

Egg Boiz: Ohhhh, this one smells like fun.....Oh, I love garbage.

[The elevator door rings, and Alastor is waiting for the Egg Boi, Frank, to return

After spying on Carmilla and Zestial. He's bout to join the others when Alastor stops him.]

Alastor: So, what did you hear?

Egg Boiz: First, the old guy w-was all,

"You're not yourself. You're the one who

Killed the angel," a-a-and, she was all, "🎵 Whatever it takes 🎵"

Alastor: And then what was the last thing?"

Egg Boiz: She killed the angel?

Alastor: Interesting. Let's keep this between us.

[He makes a evil grin that statics the whole screen for a brief moment.]

Alastor: Shall we?

Egg Boiz: You got it, boss!

[Frank salutes at Alastor.]

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[Back at the inside of the hotel, Charlie and Y/n with a ice pack on his head looks down after a disastrous trust exercise. Vaggie came on the balcony to see her.]

Vaggie: Hey!

Charlie: Hey!

[Y/n waved]

Vaggie: I'm sorry I got so crazy today.

Charlie: No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all this would be easier, but, we'll figure it out, together. I mean, look what your exercise did for them.

[Vaggie looks down to see Angel, Pentious, and Niffty laughing amongst themselves after one crazy battle against the demons in a turf war.]

Angel dust: And then, when that buff guy started beating the shitoutta you!

Sir Pentious: Yes, and with the dismembered arm, Yes, that was particularly unpleasant.

Niffty: I Like that part.

Husk: Well, hey, at least you can take a beating like a champ.

[Husk comes over and pats Sir Pentious.]

Husk: You did okay, new kid.

Sir Pentious: Really? Oh well, I suppose I did get into a little of the old rough and tumble today. And uh, Thank you for pulling me out of there.

[Everyone laughs, but niffty had to ruin

The moment when she started to manically laugh evilly in front of her peers, and the guys stopped after hearing her laughter Turing sadistic.]

Vaggie: Well, how about that?

Y/n: yeah, I g-guess things turned on g-good after Toda-

[Him was interrupted when vaggie ran to him and hugged him.]

Vaggie: I'm so fucking sorry Y/n, I promise I wil never ever, ever, put you in danger again!

[She was in tears and Y/n hugged her.]

Y/n: it's OK vaggie, don't cry

[She kissed him repeatedly, then the front door opens, and Alastor enters the hotel with the Egg Boiz minions tailing behind him. Vaggie notices them and calls out to Alastor. ]

Vaggie: Alastor, failed to get rid of the eggs, I see.

Alastor: Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful.

[At the end of the sentence, Alastor glows with excitement over the new information he received about the overlords.]

Vaggie: Why don't you give them back to Pentious.

[Upon hearing this, Pentious gets teary when Vaggie is allowing him to keep his

Minions.]

Sir Pentious: Really?

Vaggie: Yeah, After today, I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously, no more weapons.

[Pentious gets emotionally and slithers down to hug his Egg Boiz as Alastor walks away.]

Sir Pentious: Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah. It's so good to have you back. Now, go clean my quarters this instant!

[At his command, the Egg boiz immediately scatters as Charlie, Y/n, and vaggie watched them leave.]

Charlie: Maybe, things'll move fast than you think *Yawns* I'm pretty Tired let's go to bed everyone.]

[Before they could go, Vaggie hugged Y/n tighty and ruffled his hair.]

Vaggie: I promise I'll make it up to you by taking you on a date.

Y/n: I would like that please.

[She grabbed his hand and dragged him to there room as Charlie quickly follows with them.]

[Meanwhile, Pentious was getting ready for bed with his Egg Boiz in tow.]

Sir Pentious: Ah! How was your day with Alastor, my minions?

Egg Boiz: it was awesome boss, I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady, an old guy, and a dinosaur.

Sir Pentious: Mmm, that's nice.

Egg Boiz: And the knife lady killed an angel, and I was not supposed to talk about it.

Sir Pentious: Oh, I'm so sure and maybe you'll meet Martains tomorrow, but now it's time for sleep. Good night Eggies.

[The Egg Boiz roll over to sir Pentious and cuddle together as frank Yawns to sleep, while everyone was completely obvious to the whole thing.]

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