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Chapter 11

Chapter 11: The special occasion part 2 karaoke

Doom meets Hazbin Hotel

They walk back into the hotel to see streamers and banners hanging saying one month clean. He sees everyone with party hats.

Angel: Buddy happy one month clean.

Stan: Heh thanks. It's not that big of a deal. I was never put under peer pressure. I usually was the one who put the pressure on others. I started drinking when I was 14 and knew how to not burn my nostrils. In high school I was a badass. I got prom king with rose being prom queen.

Charlie: ~Maybe you could be my king?~

Alastor: Well still you have been here for a month and we wanted to congratulate you for your efforts in not drinking or doing drugs unlike somebody here.

He glares at angel and pulls out a white shirt in bold black letters say "YOUR DAUGHTER CALLS ME DADDY TOO".

Stan: No way. This is hilarious.

He puts it on and shows it off.

Husk: Dude you rock that shirt.

Angel: Imagine being in public wearing something like that.

Charlie: Or being around my dad with it. He would flip.

Husk then went on stage and started doing some karaoke and He sang smells like teen spirit by nirvana.

Next Angel was up. He sang Sexy Naughty Bitchy by Tata Young.

Charlie was up next and she chose Every Time We Touch by cascada.

When it was Stan's turn he chose a song by Three Days Grace, animal I have become.

His turn was done and hopped off. Charlie hugged him.

Charlie: Is that really how you feel?

Stan: Not anymore. Now that I'm here I feel like a changed man. I might not even go back to earth. My job is done up there is done but I need to make sure this place doesn't fall into the hands of the Argent demons.

Alastor: You have a good heart Stan my friend. If you were a demon you'd be gone already.

Stan: Oh please if I were sent here I would already be ruling the place with everyone here my servants.

Charlie: That's true. He almost made my dad shit himself.

Husk: No fucking way he did?

Stan: Yep. He called Charlie a failure and that triggered me but we are cool now. Besides alastor it's your turn to go up there.

Alastor: Fine. this song reminds me of when you first arrived here Stan.

Stan: Go ahead then.

Alastor sings the song big iron by Marty Robbins

Charlie: Wow that kind of is how it was. He did hardly speak but now he's more comfortable to speak to us.

Stan: But instead of a big iron or .44 magnum it was a 12 gauge double barrel shotgun.

Angel: Bet you got a "Magnum dong".

Charlie: Back off he's mine.

She blows a raspberry at him.

Angel: Just a friendly compliment.

Stan: A little "too" friendly if you ask me.

Charlie: Yeah.

Angel: Ugh Fine.

Then Charlie gets up and grabs some food and pops back down next to Stan and does the say ah thing and pops a cracker in his mouth.

Angel: Ugh. If only Husk would give me a chance to show how "attracted" I am to him.

Husk: Oh please. What about me is sooo attractive?

Angel: You not giving a shit about anything in the world.

Husk: That's me just being me.

Angel: See. That's what I think is so attractive about you. You don't care and I like that.

Husk: Pfft in your dreams.

Angel: Look. Nobody gives me a chance.

Stan: Don't worry the time will come my friend till you find someone to love you.

Angel: Thanks for that motivation buddy.

Stan: Think of it as a repayment for motivating me to confess my full love for Charlie with the DO IT! JUST DO IT! DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS! You know.

Angel: Makes sense. I'm gonna grab some punch.

Husk is snickering from that.

Husk: *Whispering* Stan I spiked the punch. Shits gonna get fucking great.

Charlie: I think I'll get some too.

Stan starts snickering too.

30 minutes later.

Charlie: Ooh I feel wobbly. *belches* Stan, baby come here and snuggle.

Stan: Are you feeling fine?

Charlie: Never been better. Why do you ask.

Stan lays down in her lap while she rubs his hair and drinks more spiked punch.

Angel: Stop *belches* showing off you having an actual relationship.

Charlie: Bite me fucker.

Angel: Oh I will.

Husk and Stan just sit back while they smack talk each other drunk as hell. After a few minutes they say sorry and start doing drunk karaoke.

Angel: Just a small town girl. Living in a lonely world.

Charlie: Took the midnight train going anywhere.

Angel: Just a city boy. Born and raised in south Detroit.

Charlie: He took the midnight train going anywhere.

Angel: A singer in a Smokey room. Smell of wine and cheap perfume.

Charlie: For a smile they can share the night it goes on and on and on and on.

Angel: Strangers waiting-woaaah!

Angel falls off the stage while Charlie stands there laughing. Charlie almost falls but Stan ran over to catch her in time. She looks into his eyes and see the beauty in them. No wonder he charmed her.

Stan: I reckon this is your first time being drunk?

Charlie: Babe I'm not drunk.

Stan: Then can you tell the time?

She looks at the clock on her phone and yells I'm not fucking drunk at it. Stan just walks back to the couch to lay down while Charlie enjoys her shenanigans. He closes his eyes to rest them.

About 5 minutes later he hears a *ziiiiiip* he looks down to see Charlie unzipping his pants and she smiles and blushing.

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