Chapter 13: The aftermath of that night

At 5:24 that morning Angel, Alastor, Crymini, Niffty, Husk, And Vaggie snuck into Charlie's room and take a picture of them all while the two were still passed out.

Angel: That's gonna be a keeper.

Vaggie: Yeah they'll be pissed when they wake up. Hopefully not too pissed to the point of murdering us. But Stan's reaction will be priceless.

Alastor: Shh. They might wake up. Let's go.

They pack up and leave the room. Stan was tossing around. He goes back to sleep for another 3 hours and him and Charlie wake up.

Stan: Good *yawn* morning my sweet princess.

Charlie: My head hurts. Leave me to die.

Stan: You have a hangover from last night.

Charlie: Ugh it hurts.

Stan gets up and makes some tea wearing a robe to cover his body. He hands her the tea and she drinks it slowly.

Stan: Do you feel better?

Charlie: It's starting to but I need to rest it still hurts.

Stan: That's ok. I'll just stay here and snuggle you till you feel better.

Charlie: You're like a big teddy bear. Always here for me.

Stan: Ooh these sheets need to be washed.

Charlie: Why?

Stan: Well it seems to be jizz stains left from last night.

Charlie: Oh. Heh worth it. That felt great.

Stan: I'm surprised you remember that. I'd expect you to have forgotten. You were drunk.

Stan gets up and walks downstairs. He trips and bonks his head on the floor. A hand reaches out to help him up. It was the snake man from last night.

Sir pentious: Ooh. Are you okay?

Stan: Yeah. Aren't you the new guy?

Sir pentious: Yeah. You told me to be here today. Where's Charlie?

Stan: She's asleep still.

Angel pokes sir pentious' shoulder and turns him around to show him the photo of Stan and Charlie snuggling with them all in the picture.

Stan: What's That?

Angel: Oh nothing for you to know.

He snatched it away from Angel. Stan looks at the picture and flips out.

Stan: Why. Were. You. IN. THERE. THIS MORNING!

Angel: Well it's meant to be something to laugh about at parties and stuff.

Stan was frowning. He told sir pentious to wait for a while till Charlie was ready to take his interview. Stan walked back to Charlie's room and tells her that the new guy arrived.

Charlie: Oh no I need to get ready. Hand me a brah and some underwear.

Stan: Here you go. And here's your overalls and tuxedo.

Charlie: Alright Thanks. Why don't you get dressed too.

Stan: I will. *Whispers* Just gotta do a panty raid first.

Charlie: What was that?

Stan: Nothing.

Charlie: Ok babe.

She kissed him on the cheek and hopped through the hall and slid down the railing. She makes it downstairs and sees everyone gathered around to see a picture of them all in Charlie's room. Charlie's eyes went red and her horns popped up and marched over to angel and smacked him across the face.

Angel: Ow ow ok I'm sorry.

Charlie: Don't go doing stuff like that EVER again. Now if you excuse me I need to take our newest guest and interview him.

She learns sir pentious was an inventor and made contraptions and he died over 100 years ago.

Charlie: That's What Your Alibi says. Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel enjoy your stay.

Sir pentious: Thanks Charlie. Where will my room be?

Charlie: Here's the key. It has the room number on it so just find it that way.

Sir pentious: Ok. Well I'm sorry about those turf wars and last night.

Charlie: No problem. Just remember if it happens again you'll regret it. Alright bye.

Meanwhile...

Stan was raiding Charlie's room to look for panties. He finds the jackpot and sniffs and lets out a very long exhale.

Stan: Oh somebody stop me! (The mask reference)

He puts the stuff away and just lays down. He lands on a jizz stain on the sheets and rips it right off and takes it to the laundromat.

Stan: (humming Backstreets back)

Angel: Look who's here. Mr. Blazkowicz the chick banger himself.

Stan: I'm just cleaning these sheets leave me alone for a while.

Angel: Just want to tell you that I'm jealous of how Charlie got a piece of your ass and I didn't.

Stan: Get away from me.

He puts the detergent in the washing machine and ran out of the room.

Angel: You're not getting away that easily. Swiggity Swooty I'm coming for that booty.

Stan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (4th wall break) Gary help me.

GaryTheStormtrooper: Uhhhhhhh.

Stan: Please.

GaryTheStormtrooper: Fine. Here you get teleported downstairs.

Stan: Thanks.

Angel: Get ready. Wait Gary what are you doing here?

GaryTheStormtrooper: I don't know I think I need to fix something (4th wall break done) there.

Angel: That was weird. Oh no Stan got away. Hmpf.

Stan: Whew That was close. Now let's see here where'd Charlie go?

Charlie: Right here. I was able to get that sir pentious guy a room here at the hotel.

Stan: Where's his room?

Charlie: Right next to Angel's.

Stan: Why torture him?

Charlie: To spare you from having to be harassed by angel.

Stan: Oh I love you so much right now.

Charlie: I know.

She smiled from that statement. Stan hears loud footsteps and then something jumps on him.

Angel: Found you. OwO

Stan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Help me!

Charlie grabs angel and RKO's him onto the ground.

Charlie: He's mine. Not yours.

Angel: I'll get that cock someday.

Stan: Nope not happening. My body belongs to Charlie. Go and harass someone else please.

Angel walks upstairs to his room to just sulk. He sees the new guy who he had met about a month ago during a turf war. He knew who his next victim will be.