Chapter 21: Earth invasion

Idea by: JoelKellen

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It was a normal day at the hotel. The gang was just hanging out and watching TV. There were fast loud knocks at the door and in ran the IMP members.

Blitzo: Moxie block the fucking door!

Moxie: On it Sir.

Loona: Wait why are we here?

Blitzo: Oh loona baby, this is where the demon slayer lives.

Stan: Huh? Why are you looking for me?

Blitzo: We were about to do an assassination in the human world but those Argent demons were there.

Stan: Wait What?

He got up and put on the praetor suit and walked out the door to see some revenants flying around. He shoots them down and hits their heads into their shoulders.

He walks over to the IMP members and asks for their book to open the portal. He grabs it and goes over to the lobby of the hotel as Him, Charlie, Angel, Husk, And Alastor chant out some words and the portal opens.

Stan: Al. Your demonic powers won't work on earth so you'll need a fire arm. I have an extra shotgun here.

He throws over his combat shotgun as he pulls out the super shotgun.

Stan: You can use that I've got this baby here. This thing can destroy demons easily.

Alastor: Thanks buddy.

Charlie: What about mine?

Stan: This m16a1 I found and kept as a trophy. It has a grenade launcher on the front.

Stan: Everyone got a weapon?

Vaggie then runs downstairs and yells out: Not me.

Stan: You have experience in close range so I'll give you a...chainsaw.

Vaggie: This is heavy. I like it.

She revs it up and laughs maniacally. Charlie went and put on the armor Stan gave her. It kept her abs exposed but that's fine. Crymini And Niffty came down and asked about what's happening.

Angel: Well we are going to earth to stop a demon invasion there to save the human race.

Niffty: How can I help?

Stan: Here.

He picked her up and put her on his shoulder. He handed her a little controller and said she could control his shoulder cannon. She smiled and was ready. Stan banded Crymini a suppressed glock with a laser sight and they hopped into the portal.

Meanwhile in the doom base in space.

Commander: Sir! Energy signals coming from I think Boston.

General: Let me see. There seems to be 8 but only one is human.

Commander: What should we do sir?

General: We'll take a look.

Now back to earth.

The gang was in Boston Massachusetts and it looked like shit. Stan looked at a map and they were in the city of Concord. They roamed the place and found a group of Argents and mowed them down.

(I chose this place because I've been playing a lot of fallout 4 lately.)

Inside the museum of freedom there were even more demons. They ran at them but Niffty shot an ice bomb at them and froze the demons giving the others time to destroy them. They looked down at the bodies and saw one had a communication chip.

Stan picked it up and activated it.

Stan: Hello. Is anyone there?

Commander: Sir. There's something coming from out communication module. It seems to be the man in Boston.

General: Answer it then.

Stan: Hello?

Commander: Hello. I'm the commander of the doom base in space. How do you have the communication chip our agents have?

Stan: Got turned into demons. I'm here on earth with some...friends.

Commander: Those other energy signals seem to be inhuman. What are they?

Stan: Uhhhhhh.

Charlie: Fine I'll say it. We are demons.

Commander: How can you speak perfect English? Demons are supposed to be unable to speak.

Charlie: We are demons that come from the biblical version of hell.

Commander: How do I know this isn't a prank.

Vega gets turned back on after breaking from a while back.

Vega: Oh sorry I was shut down but I'm back to working order. Hello my name is Vega the AI made by Dr. Samuel Hayden.

General: Yep he's the one. He's the doomslayer. But why would he befriend demons?

Commander: Should we beam them in?

General: Go ahead.

They sent out a beam that teleported the gang into the space base. They see the doomslayer with a cyclops on his shoulder, a pale skinned girl with blonde hair 2 inches shorter than him. Then a fluffy spider one with 6 arms holding 2 .45 acp smg's. Another tall one but with red and black hair with a tuxedo and a shotgun. Then a grey skinned girl holding a chainsaw and white hair. 2 more walked out from behind them which were a dog and cat.

Their faces were shocked. Especially when the one with blonde hair took off the doomslayer's helmet. They thought he'd let nobody do that. Especially a demon. But she was so human compared to the other demons he was with.

Commander: Uhm Mr. doomslayer who are these...people?

Stan: You can call me Stan. I prefer that Or Mr. Blazkowicz those are fine. But as you know in my helmet is Vega.

Vega: Hello again.

Stan: this here on my shoulder is Niffty.

Niffty: Hello.

Stan: The 2 behind me here are Angel dust and Alastor.

Angel/Alastor: Hello there.

Stan: Now these 2 here are Crymini and Husk.

They didn't say anything and just waved at the commander and General.

Stan: This one here is Vaggie.

She just says hi. And sits down in a chair.

Stan: And finally This here is my girlfriend Charlie. And you wonder why me a demon slayer such as I is in a relationship with a demon girl. Well that's simply because I hate evil things and she isn't evil. And she's adorable too. So don't try anything.

He rubs her head as she smiled and said hi.

General: Well it is quite a pleasure to meet you all. Mr. Blazkowicz sir, where have you been for the past 6 months? The whole world has gone straight to shit. The invasion started a month ago.

Stan: I've been in hell. That's how I met these guys. We've been running a Hotel down there that can send sinners to heaven and it works. Then those who choose not to get punished by me. i do that Because there's a redemption factor in every demon.

Charlie: What he means is that inside every demon is a rainbow.

Stan: Yes What she said.

General: Ok but how did you get here? It couldn't have been simple.

Stan: A book that opens portals to the living world. I think a Nec-ro-nom-i-con is what it's called.

Commander: How about I show you all to your living places. Each of you can get your own room.

Stan: I'll share mine with Charlie.

Commander: Seems fine to me then. How about you guys?

Everyone else: We're fine.

Commander: Alright just follow me. Mr. Blazkowicz you and Charlie can stay in here. It's the biggest one. It has a bed that can fit up to 3 people. Everyone else follow me.

Stan and Charlie walk into the room and see the soft bed. As Charlie removes the armor she was wearing.

Charlie: Oh just as soft as the one in our room at the hotel. I just want to stay here on this bed forever.

Stan: You know we can't. We do need to save the planet from the Argent demons.

Charlie: I guess you're right but this is the first time we get to relax after a long time. The hotel running is stressful but we got through it.

He changed into his UAC clothes and explores the ship to find where he could get some grub. There was a vending machine that had burgers pizza hot dogs and even tacos. He chose the burger and sat down in the cafeteria. He inhaled it and angel came by.

Angel: I bet you'd eat me out like that.

Stan: No way. I'd only do that to Charlie. Now go shoo.

Angel: Party pooper.

He walked off mumbling insults. And slammed his door shut. This place was gonna be interesting Stan thought. He just hoped the hotel could still function with them gone. This operation could take a while.