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Chapter 31

Chapter 2: Family reunion

Doom meets Hazbin Hotel

BJ: This is unacceptable!

Heaven angel: Well there's too much people up here so there has to be something to do correct? You can see all the nazis you've killed in the past down there.

BJ: You can't just kick innocent people down to hell! They don't deserve to be down there.

Heaven angel: Too bad. There's not enough people having children down on earth to be reincarnated so buh bye.

BJ was thrown down into the pit of hell. He wakes up in pentagram city. BJ was pissed that him, a war hero the one who killed general Engel and Adolf Hitler was sent to hell.

He was surprised to see it was just a city. The terror billy roamed the place but it was just very eerie. The streets were filled and there were demons everywhere. One place stood out the most. It was a giant building with illuminated words on the roof saying "HAZBIN HOTEL".

BJ walked over and knocked on the door to the place. It was a hotel so he could probably stay there for a while. Charlie answered it. She beamed with happiness and invited him in.

Charlie: Hi my name is Charlie and welcome to my hotel. My friends help run it with me.

BJ: Well nice to meet you Charlie. My name is William. My full name is William J. Blazkowicz but my friends call me BJ.

Charlie froze. She turned around and walked to Stan. He was sitting on the couch next to alastor. She tapped Stan's shoulder to get his attention.

Charlie: *whispering* Hun we have a situation.

Stan: What kind?

Charlie: What was your grandfather's name again?

Stan: William Joseph Blazkowicz. Why do you ask right now?

He sat up to look at the man around his size. Stan noticed he had the same hairstyle and color that he used to have before. He was 6,3 just like him. He had a ring around his neck that looked awfully familiar.

BJ: Nice to meet you. My name is William J. Blazkowicz but my friends just call me BJ to shorten it.

Stan: Gramps?

BJ: What?

Stan jumped up and hugged BJ. He squeezed him as BJ patted his back. Alastor was confused but Charlie understood what was happening. She explained to him that was Stan's grandfather W.J.B. the terror-billy.

Stan: What are you doing in hell? You deserve to be in heaven. You were a hero and saved thousands of people.

BJ: Well I was thrown down here by the angels because there's an "overpopulation" problem up there in heaven so they started to throw innocent people down here.

Charlie gasped hearing this. She thought that heaven was a beautiful place where everyone can be happy. Was it her fault that this was happening? Alastor got up to introduce himself to Stan's grandfather. He showed his never ending smile.

Alastor: Pleasure to meet you good sir. Your grandson is quite the successful man. He really does take after you.

BJ: Thanks I guess? Wait a moment you were the radio killer back in the 1930's! I could recognize that voice anywhere.

Alastor: So you heard about me from when I was alive. Interesting nobody usually would Know. Well because they'd be dead.

BJ: Well it's good to know that you're where you deserve to be. I'm just joking with you.

Stan and Charlie were just standing there seeing the two talk like they were the bestest of friends. BJ and Alastor started to get along because they both understood what the other was saying. BJ was born in 1911 while alastor was born around 1900.

Charlie: Well that's interesting. Heaven has an overpopulation problem up there too? We have or had that down here but my hotel has been working quite well with sending them up to heaven.

BJ: So that's why then. We kept on seeing new people get sent up there. But what happened down here before then?

Charlie: Well.....

Stan: Mass homicide. They just killed a bunch of people really. But it got turned around when Charlie opened this place up. It's just a rehab center for demons as what I call it.

BJ: Wow. Since I've been in heaven I didn't think that they'd be that harsh down here. It's different from how I expected it to be. It's kind of nice down here.

Stan agreed with his grandfather. Hell could be harsh but he lived through different versions of it. He decided to introduce him to the other demons helping to run this place.

About 10 minutes later.

BJ: Stanley you have quite the big friend group if you ask me. But why do you stay here if you don't mind me asking? Hayden could help you leave can't he?

Stan took him upstairs to his room to show him his stuff. He showed him the praetor suit and all of his fire arms. He explained how he was trying to prevent the Argent demons from taking over any more realms and adding them to their own. They already took over earth and he can't allow anymore to be lost.

BJ looked at his grandson with respect in his eyes. He never got to see him grow up but he got to see how he's turned out. Sure he was partly a demon but he made the Blazkowicz family bloodline live. BJ asked Stan a question though.

BJ: Are there any nazis down here? You know like the ones that I killed?

Stan: I honestly don't know. We haven't encountered any so far. Why, do you want to beat them up again?

BJ: YES!!

He said that with a flame in his eyes. The flame was which couldn't be put out but could only by the blood of the nazis who did him wrong. He already got his revenge but wanted to relive those moments.

The chads both left the hotel to kill some demon nazis or neo-nazis. It was time for some family bonding.

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