Short joke chapter

This is just a joke chapter where it's just Stan and alastor as the game grumps.

*Playing super Mario maker*

Stan: Yoda after he retires from the force- fuck. He wants to become a comedian.

Alastor: He's not- He's not a policeman.

Stan: So he becomes a comedian so-

Alastor: hahahaha

Stan: So he like only tells Star Wars related jokes so he's like *does yoda impression* mmm I have a joke for you.

Alastor: Okay tell it to me joke-cop yoda.

Stan: Mmmm. What kind of car do I drive?

Alastor: I don't know.

Stan: A toy-yoda mmmmmmm. Funny joke? Here's a good one, straight from daygoba.

Alastor: That's a character you made?

Stan: Yeah. *yoda impression* Here's a good one from the planet tatooine. What did Luke skywalker say about someone bullying his sister?

Alastor: What's That?

Stan: You better not leia finger on her. Hmmmmm funny joke.

Alastor: *uncontrollable laughter*

Stan: Here's one straight from the Death Star. What did a jockey's manager say before the big race?

Alastor: What did they say yoda?

Stan: Use the horse. Fuuuunnnnyyyy joke.

Alastor: Sh-Shut up.

Stan: Where does Vader get all of his designer shoes?

Alastor: Where's That-where's That yoda?

Stan: At the darth maul mmmmmmm-

Alastor: What the fuck?! This is impossible! Shut up yoda!

Stan: Joke! What do you call a bounty hunter's favorite dog?

Alastor: Wha-Whats That?

Stan: His boba-pet. Mmmmmmm funny joke!

Alastor: It's not-It's not funny.

Stan: What is a Jedi's favorite candy?

Alastor: What's that yoda?

Stan: A life saver. Mmmmmmhmmmmmm! Funny joke! What do you call it when Chewbacca's best friend is in a band and has an opportunity to play the instrument on his own?

Alastor: A Han Solo?

Stan: Mmmmmmm! FUNNY JOKE!

Alastor: No god please Jesus please let me do this. Come on Jewish god, what did I bar mitzvah for? (obviously a joke)

Stan: I don't know.

Alastor: If not for this exact moment. *deep inhale* Mmmm the anger is getting strong. Everyone having a good time out there?

Stan: You didn't even try that time. You didn't even try.

Alastor: That's Good.

Stan: *yoda impression* What- I've- Al.

Alastor: What is it yoda?

Stan: I've got another funny joke for you.

Alastor: That's cool.

Stan: Would you like to hear it?

Alastor: Yeah go ahead.

Stan: What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Alastor: Is it a gelato?

Stan: mm mm.

Alastor: I don't know.

Stan: Mmm. Obi-wan cannoli. Mmmmmmmm.

Alastor: Please I can't- I can't- I can't deal with both of these things at once.

Stan: FUUUNNNNYYYYYYYY JOKE!!!

They both start laughing uncontrollably for like a few minutes while Charlie, Vaggie, And Angel walk by watching the two idiots playing games.