Chapter 4: The rest of them

Stan woke up the next morning and got ready for the day. He didn't ever think he'd spend the night in hell and have a pleasant time. It was 8:47 and he brushed his teeth and hair hopped into his praetor suit and walked downstairs.

Crymini: When will we be able to meet this new patient of yours Charlie?

Charlie: He should be here soon.

Stan arrives in the room to see 4 new faces that he doesn't recognize.

Charlie: Speak of the devil. There he is. This is the doomslayer but we call him Stan.

A small demon with one eye walked up to him and looked up at him.

Niffty: Hi! I'm niffty!

She said that in a happy tone.

Charlie: So Stan that there is Crymini.

She pointed to a white and pink wolf demon looking at her phone and waved at him.

Charlie: That over there is Husker. He's our front desk manager.

She pointed to a cat with wings laying his head down drinking some cheap alcohol and flipped him Stan off. Then suddenly the final one stood up. He wore a black suit with red stripes with deer antlers a microphone, red and black hair with a long smile.

Alastor: Alastors the name and it's quite a pleasure to meet you Stan Blazkowicz.

He shook Stan's hand.

Stan: Yeah sure but how do you know my last name?

Alastor: Charlie told us about you earlier.

Stan: Oh I see. It's nice to meet you all. So what do you guys do down here?

Charlie: Well we are trying to get more people to come here to be sent to heaven instead of killed each year.

Stan: That seems reasonable. So a demon rehab center. I already feel better.

He started laughing along with alastor and Charlie.

Charlie: That's a good one but back to the point. Stan you're next appointment is tomorrow at 1:00 pm ok?

Stan: that's fine. I like it here anyways.

Charlie: That's great. If only others thought the same way.

Stan: Vega told me already about how you tried broadcasting the idea but went downhill. And that song was quite catchy. It reminds me of-of-of-

He was cut off by Vega.

Vega: Sir it's best you don't talk about them. Wait till tomorrow okay?

Stan: Thanks Vega.

Charlie: Why'd you stop saying what you were gonna say?

Stan: I just...uh will tell you tomorrow.

Charlie: Well that's fine I guess.

Stan: Alright see you later.

Everyone: Bye.

Stan walked away until Charlie stopped him.

Charlie: Wait Stan. Would you like to be the security guard here preventing anyone from vandalizing the hotel?

Stan: That seems fine. This place is very nice it would be bad for it to go to ruin.

He then left and walked to a nearby club. He walked inside to see strippers and men throwing money on the stages. He sits down and asked for a bottle of Dack Janiels whisky. He put $10 on the counter and lifted up his helmet to drink the whiskey until somebody tried talking to him. Stan looked at the man who looked like this

???: Hello Sir. Do you happen to be Stan Blazkowicz?

Stan: Yes and how do you know. Wait aren't you Charlie's father Lucifer?

Lucifer: Yes I am. And how do you know me?

Stan: I saw a picture of you Charlie and her mother.

Lucifer: Well that's interesting. I only know you from learning about your history. Your Grandfather was William Joseph Blazkowicz a polish and Jewish man and the one who defeated Adolf Hitler.

Stan: Nice that you know you're history but I want to know what kind of father you are.

Lucifer: I beg your pardon?

Stan: Yesterday when I was looking for a place to wash my clothes I looked outside to hear Charlie on the phone trying to talk to her mom and said, "Dad was right about me. I am a failure." Didn't you?

Lucifer: You misunderstand I didn't mean that.

Stan: You should be lucky you still have a family! You assholes killed my family! My wife Rose and my son Conor. He was only 11 years old!

Lucifer: I understand what you're saying but listen I only-

Stan: You talk shit anymore I will SLIT YOU OPEN FROM MOTH TO ANUS AND WEAR YOU AS A JACKET. Ya feel me.

Lucifer was close to shitting himself.

Lucifer: Okay. I-I won't do that then.

Stan put him down and left the club. He walked back to his room at the hotel. It was around 1:00 and went upstairs to rest. Stan took the praetor suit off and ate some lunch that was leftover pizza from when the others ordered pizza.

Stan: This pizza is like 2 days old but it's still good. Not cardboard. It's good. Hey Vega can you remind me of my appointment with Charlie tomorrow at 1:00 pm?

Vega: I got it sir.

Stan: Thanks Vega.

Stan went and turned on the tv and an infomercial came on.

Stan: That's cool. Maybe I could have them kill Dr. Hayden but it's fine.

He changed the channel and found that Disney plus is able to be used on the tv. He logged into his account and started watching the mandalorian. After 29 minutes into rewatching the series there was a knock at the door.