Chapter 13: "I AM DEATH INCARNATE!"

Up in heaven

The Marauder: My liege, since you've taken over heaven and hell, what do you plan on doing next?

Khan Makyr: We will use those exterminator angels to wipe away those demons in that other hell helping the Blazkowiczs.

The Marauder: May I join them with the carnage?

Khan Makyr: No. we need you to guard the gates for now.

The Marauder: Understood.

They rounded up the angels and sent them down to hell to take care of the demons.

Down in Hell

Charlie: Ugh. We are running low on funds for the hotel again. Time to call dad.

She was frowning and grabbed her phone. Geltahmiin puts her tea down and slaps her phone away.

Geltahmiin: No need for that darling. How much would you like?

Charlie: Any amount is fine I guess.

Geltahmiin pulled out a check book and asked for a pen. Vaggie grabbed one and tossed it over.

Geltahmiin: How's about a 1,000,000 Charlie dear?

Charlie: Since when did you- and-?

Geltahmiin: The entire time I've been here darling. I'm a multi-millionaire. How do you think I can afford all of these designer items?

Charlie: Honestly, for someone who has trust issues you're quite nice.

Geltahmiin: Remember I live here too. Plus it's nice to help out your host every once in a while. Here's a check for one Charlotte Blaz- I mean Magne. If you have anymore financial issues just come to me darling I'd be more than welcome to help.

She tucked it into Charlie's pocket and patted it telling her to not waste it all at once. Geltahmiin was surprised when Charlie didn't question her when she almost said Blazkowicz. Charlie then called out for Stan.

Stan: Hey Babe wazzup?

Charlie: Could you be a dear and cash this in for me? I'll make it worth your while.

Stan: *Deep sigh* Fine. I'll be back in a bit.

Charlie popped a kiss on his cheek before he left. Stan looked at the check seeing it was worth a million. He wondered how someone could have that much in hell besides Lucifer.

While walking in the street it was completely empty. Out of nowhere a group of exterminator angels appeared in front of him. They tried using their holy weapons on him but it had no effect because he never died.

Stan: Heheh that tickled.

He continues to walk down the road to the bank while they were following him. He walks into the bank to see it empty. He just shrugged and waited by the desk for someone to show up.

He rung the bell and a worker yelled out at him asking if he was batshit crazy. Stan turns around towards the angels and sliced them in half with the crucible and spun back around sliding the check over to cash it in. The worker nervously nods and walks into the back and gathered up the money.

He plopped the suit case in front of Stan and checked if the check was real. It was confirmed and Stan left with the money in the bag (A metaphor because it's a suitcase). Then there were sirens that sounded like nuke ones and even more angels popped up.

He ran all the way back to the hotel blocking the door. Everyone asks what he's worked up about and he says, "The exterminations are quite early this year don't you think." Charlie looked out the window and saw them looking aimlessly for Stan.

They walk out with Stan in his praetor suit holding the crucible in one hand and Lucifer's Bane in the other. The angels still try to kill Stan and not affecting him. He hands the crucible to Geltahmiin as he grappled to an angel blowing it up and slicing the others with his blade.

Stan: RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! IM THE 12.0 ON THE 10.0 SCALE OF BAD! *Maniacal Laughter* OH HO HO LOOK AT THIS! THATS YOUR SPINE BABY! I TRULY AM DEATH INCARNATE! HAH HA HA HA HAA!!

The khan Makyr appears for a moment.

Khan Makyr: Who are you a human to defy our traditions?

Stan: I'm not fully human bitch. I may look like one but I most certainly am not fully. Would a human bang a demon princess? I don't think so.

Khan Makyr: You are but a feeble human. Soon you shall feel heaven's wrath! William Joseph Blazkowicz your daughters and wife have already have felt it.

BJ: You bastard! They have no business with you!

The Khan Makyr leaves while Stan was still laughing at them attempting to kill him and his friends. He jumps back down seeing Charlie blushing from him saying that to one of the strongest divine beings in the universe. Everyone looked at him with confused faces. They didn't know if he was still sane. He removed his helmet to show the smile he had on cause you're never fully dressed without one and handed the suitcase of cash to Charlie.

Charlie: Is this all of it?

Stan: Yep. Now what did you have in mind for the "Make it worth my while" part?

Charlie: Oh here take this.

She handed him 2 stacks of hundred dollar bills and wanted him to do something for her. He just nodded as she dragged him upstairs.

Angel: What do you think she's gonna do?

BJ: Not clue dude. But I'm pissed she killed my family. They were already dead and just wanted to rest peacefully.

Geltahmiin: If Stan wasn't here we'd probably be killed. I'm sorry about your family BJ darling.

She patted his shoulder and smiled.

Angel: That's true. Plus he's immune to the demon and angel magic they use. Those holy weapons didn't affect him because he was never killed or died.

BJ: That makes sense. So would it do anything to me though?

Geltahmiin: Definitely. You died and were in heaven and then thrown down here so.....

Angel: Let's just head back inside. Also Geltahmiin toots, grip the handle and twist it.

She looked at the crucible and ignited it. The blade extended out 6 or more feet almost slicing BJ in half.

BJ: Oh shit! I already had my head cut off I don't want my limbs to be also.

Geltahmiin: Sorry darling. Didn't mean to.

The sword wasn't super heavy but did have quite some weight on it. She was able to retract it and bring it upstairs to Charlie and Stan's room. They were using the money to make it rain. There were bills scattered all over the floor as they kept going.

Geltahmiin: I suggest to not do that to all of the cash. It will be a hassle to pick back up.

Charlie: It's fine. Also thanks a lot for giving us this cash. I honestly didn't expect you to be someone of great wealth. I'm only rich because of my parents.

Geltahmiin: Like I said, it's bad manners to not help out your host. And anything to keep my friends alive.

Stan: Well I thank you personally because I want to get something stupid with a bit of this cash.

Geltahmiin: What would that be darling?

Stan grabbed Charlie's phone and pulled up a picture of a black leather jacket with a custom symbol on it. He wanted to put the Slayer symbol on it and wear it everywhere. She laughed seeing how cheap it was and just placed an order for him and have it delivered tomorrow.

Geltahmiin: No need to thank me darling.

In Stan's mind: Stan.Blazkowicz.exe has stopped working.

They had known Geltahmiin for almost 2 months and she was being so friendly to them. She used to be shy and only talked to angel and then BJ. She trusted them all except Alastor for the terrible thing he did to her. But aside from that, she had gained friends and even grown to like someone.