Chapter 18: Duke joins the party

Duke: So Hayden, you said that they were in hell Correct?

Hayden: Yes. They chill out in there because of how that hell is different from the other ones. Plus the doomslayer or Stan Blazkowicz is dating the princess of that hell.

Duke: Wait Keen's boy Stan, is dating the princess of hell?

Hayden: Correct.

Duke: Send me there. I haven't seen them for years so it'd be interesting meeting demons and probably murdering some more.

Hayden nodded and opened up a portal that would drop him off in front of the hotel. Duke walks through and is left seeing the building. He saw the sign and knocked. Duke knocked on the door and waited for about minute until Keen opened it.

Keen: Hel- Wait Duke? Is that you?

Duke: Who else rocks a blonde flat top like this and black glasses?

Keen: Heh you big bastard come on in.

They shook hands like this

After that they laugh and duke pulls out his cigarette. Stan walked into the room and saw duke there with keen. He threw up His eyebrows and ran to him.

Stan: Is that you, uncle Duke?

Duke: Well Stan it's good to see you here too. Your father and I have been talking with each other.

Stan: Nice. Hey babe!

Charlie was in the kitchen and yelled out, "What is it honey?!"

Stan: Come here for a moment.

Charlie waddled over to see yet another muscular man. He wore a red tank top with ammo belts with a flat top and black glasses.

Duke: So Stan, is she the one? You know the princess of hell that you're dating?

Stan: Yep. Her name is Charlotte but we call her Charlie. And my gramps is here too.

Charlie: Nice to meet you sir.

She put a hand out for him to shake it. He lightly does and continues to talk with Keen.

BJ and Geltahmiin were walking and talking with each other. Duke got his attention and walked over to him.

Duke: Hey, ain't you the terror billy?

BJ: Yeah, aren't you that dude duke, Keen talked about you once and your experience with fighting aliens.

Duke: Yeah and who's this girl here?

He pointed to Geltahmiin. Duke puffed out some smoke and looked her straight in the eyes. He nodded and said, "I can tell she's got balls. Not balls of steel but balls, like a true badass." He then pops his cigarette back into his mouth.

Geltahmiin analyzed Duke. She smiled and said, "And I can tell you're not a little bitch trying to play soldier."

BJ laughed at hearing her say that. Angel walked down and saw duke standing with the other Blazkowicz boys. He smiled and licked his lips while walking over to him.

Angel: Who's this big man?~

Duke: I'm duke, Duke nukem. Who are you?

Angel: Just the one who will steal your heart.~

Geltahmiin smacked angel with Bakasura. Angel was mad at her doing that. He mouthed out what was that for. Geltahmiin whispered that it's wrong to cheat on someone. Angel rolled his eyes from her saying that.

They continued to talk about life and how they ended up being with each other. Charlie, Geltahmiin, Angel, And Vaggie watched as they all had arm wrestles. Nobody won for a while because they weren't even moving their arms.

Charlie: Come on babe, you can beat him!

Stan barely beat Duke by using his body weight while moving his arm left.

Duke: Good job dude. You seem to be just a bit stronger than all of us.

Stan: Heh but it was fun.

They were all sweating. Duke didn't bring an extra tank top so he just slipped it off. Stan's shirt was soaked leading to all four of them walking around shirtless.

The Blazkowicz boys showed duke around the place so he could get settled in. Angel continued to seduce him. Duke didn't fall for it though. He could tell that angel was a cross dressing spider trying to fuck him.

Duke: If you don't stop following me, I'm gonna break a broom handle off in your ass!

Angel: Oooh Kinky.~

Duke was sick and tired of this spider's shit. He flipped around and pulled a pistol out and pointed it at him.

Duke: I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna beat your ass.

He proceeds to walk away flipping angel off. He then meets husk who was actually pretty cool. They just chilled and smoked a couple of cigarettes.

Husk: So you've known Keen for a while?

Duke: Yep. Military buds. Hell, I even watched Stan grow up. I was like an uncle to him basically.

Husk: Well you've all got a few things in common. And that's you guys being strong, muscular, and life savers.

Duke: *Puffs smoke* That's true there.

They continued to drink and smoke while talking. Duke learned about the origins of the hotel and how Charlie met Stan. Though Angel continued to harass duke even after he made threats to him. He just walked away from him not wanting to be drowned with seduction from a gay spider.

The Machine Gun men are complete.