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Chapter 51

Chapter 21: A way to the heavens

Doom meets Hazbin Hotel

Continuing from the last chapter...

Stan fell back down to sleep. He slept for another hour and woke up to the sound of his helmet beeping. Sighing and rolling his eyes, Stan grabbed the helmet and put it on. Hayden was on the other end.

Hayden: Stan! We finally figured it out.

Stan: Figured What out?

Hayden: How to get up to the heavens and finally take down the Khan Makyr. We've made a portal that can take you guys there. Be careful when you do because it's littered with demons.

Stan: No problem. Just wait a little while because I uhhhhh...

Hayden: It's fine. I'm just telling you that we can finally end this shit and we can rebuild humanity.

He stopped the call and Charlie woke up and stretched. She looked over at Stan and then to Vaggie. Last night was fun for all three of them but Stan was a bit rough. It was still good to Charlie because Vaggie finally got to know how it feels to get your brains fucked out.

Stan got dressed then put on the praetor suit. He used a wet towel to wipe off the kiss marks from his helmet's visor. It was sparkling and was perfectly see through with no smudges. Hayden was soon going to open the portal to the Phobos base, So Stan went to grab his grandfather, dad, and Duke.

He knocked on the door to BJ's and Geltahmiin's room and walked in. They were still sleeping so Stan just pulled BJ out of Geltahmiin's arms. BJ got ready and they went to go get Keen.

They knocked on his door and opened it to see him messing around with his new weapon. Keen looked at them and got up with his gun in hands. The three walked out to go look for Duke. As soon as they stepped out of the room, the sound of Duke arguing with Angel could be heard.

Duke: I've told you multiple times, I'm not interested in fucking a gay spider!

Angel: Come on, It'll be worth your while big boy.~

Duke walked away with a Disgusted look on his face. He ran into the Blazkowicz boys and they tell him that they've gotta go. Duke popped a cigar in his mouth and put his glasses on and said, "I guess it's time for us to kick ass, and chew bubble gum. But we are all out of gum."

The portal opened up and the girls and Angel were waving bye to them. Duke and the Blazkowicz boys nodded and walked through the portal. It closed behind them and they saw that they were back in the Phobos base in front of the 3 meter tall Dr. Samuel Hayden.

Hayden: Good to see you four. Pentious and I have been working on the portal. We sent someone through and they came back saying that it worked.

Duke: Then let's head on through.

Hayden: But first we need to get a map of the area before we battle the Khan Makyr, Marauder, And Radio Demon.

Stan: That is true. Then we will have a good layout of the land because we are going to be on their turf.

BJ: I agree with him.

Keen: Then it's settled. Send us through.

Hayden nodded and opened up the portal. It was orange and they stepped through. Duke was singing America, Fuck Yeah!

Once they made it to the other side, it looked terrible. There were corpses all over the place with demons there too. Though there were gunshots and voices heard from nearby. BJ recognized them.

Familiar voice 1: Max Hass! Max Max Hass!

Familiar voice 2: Wait who do you see Max?

The big guy with a dent in his head was pointing at the guys. He ran towards BJ and gave him a big hug.

BJ: Ok big guy. I missed you too.

Bombate: Eh Blazkowicz is that you?

BJ: Hell Yeah. I've just been in hell with my family and friends you know. The usual.

Fergus: Oi Blazko! We need some help here. These dirty demons straight from the devil's bloody arse are still coming.

Stan: Don't worry sir. I've got them.

He went running into the horde with his arm blade out slicing the demons and a shotgun to blast them. They guys just watched as Stan went apeshit on the demons. It reached the point where no more were there. Fergus walked up to Stan and shook his hand.

Fergus: Thanks man. The name is Fergus. We have been up here in heaven for a while and aren't gonna let those demons take it from us. What would be your name?

He removed his helmet revealing his face.

Stan: Well to your surprise, my name is Stan Blazkowicz. I'm the great grandson of William Joseph Blazkowicz over there. I'm pretty sure you can tell.

Bombate: So Blazkowicz, your family has grown since your death. Besides how'd you guys meet?

BJ explained to Bombate that he was kicked into hell where Stan was. He hung out with demons there who were humanoid and even dated one. BJ even said that since Anya died, he was able to find someone just like her.

Max: Max Hass. Max Hass Max Hass.

Duke: Whats wrong with him?

BJ: Oh That's Max. His head was dented preventing him from being able to speak normally so he can only say his name.

Keen: That's sad though. But can you guys understand him?

Everyone nodded but Stan and Duke. Fergus took them to the place they were staying. It was a run down UAC facility from the past. There BJ saw the rest of his friends. There was Sigrun, Set, Grace, And even Zofia BJ's mom. She ran towards BJ and hugged him.

Zofia: Oh Billy, I missed you so much.

BJ: Me too mama. Me too. Is daddy here too?

She shook her head and BJ let out a sigh of relief. He introduced Keen and Stan to her saying they were her great grandsons. She smiled seeing how handsome they were knowing they took after her little boy.

Before they left, two voices could be heard. A male Russian one and a female Swedish one coming from where they met up with BJ's old friends. They walked back in and saw them. The male was around 6'2 making him 2 inches shorter than Duke and the female around 5'7-8. They introduced themselves.

Viktor (in hard Russian accent): Hello, my name is Viktor Vacovich and this here is my wife, Angela.

She waved at them.

Viktor: And We've been helping to fight against the demons.

The Blazkowicz boys introduced themselves and when they mentioned their last names Viktor hugged them popping their backs.

Viktor: Thank you Terror Billy for doing what I couldn't. Stopping those Nazis.

BJ: Yeah you're welcome. You can let go now.

Viktor let go and apologized for being rough with them. they accepted his apology and waved goodbye while walking out to the door. Once they stepped out there was a pack of barons of hell they each killed with ease.

All 4 of them: WE'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!! HAIL TO THE KINGS BABY!!

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