Chapter 23: More allies
Doom meets Hazbin Hotel
Alastor was in front of a club. He walks in and gets stopped by two big bodyguards. They asked what his business was and alastor just chuckled and ripped them in half with his tendrils.
He continued walking through the club and made it to a round table. Alastor pulled up a chair and started to speak with the one on the other side.
???: You have no business being here Alastor.
Alastor: Oh but I have a proposition for you. How would it feel to rule over part of Hell once we are done?
???: You have my attention. Who's we though?
Alastor: Oh just me, The Marauder, And The Khan Makyr. Well then Valentino, do you want to?
Valentino sat there and was thinking. He agreed to join with Alastor. Oh how Alastor was delighted that he chose to join them Without any torture methods.
Alastor: Good. I will tell her of my success on getting an overlord on our side. But there is something I need you to do first.
Alastor also told him that he would need to do. He whispered it to him and he then grew a smile on his face and nodded.
A few hours later,
Stan was walking with Charlie to go run some errands. He was wearing his jacket with the Slayer symbol on it. He heard the sound of voices from the rooftops and a couple of gunshots came flying past the two. He looked up and heard one demon say, "Don't do anything! We have you surrounded!" Stan just Chuckled and told Charlie to run back to the hotel.
He grabbed the crucible and held the hilt in his hand and said, "All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men." Then he ignited the crucible as some gunshots flew past him. Stan deflected the bullets and ran into the alleyway. He then climbed up onto the roof.
Demon grunt: It's him! Open fire!
He walked towards the group slicing them up like Cheese. Their corpses lied there on the floor. Someone landed a few shots on him but they didn't even hurt. He just pulled the bullets out of his chest and threw them on the floor.
The two demon grunts kept firing at him but still didn't affect him. He snapped their necks with just his index and middle fingers. Demons like them stood no chance against the doomslayer himself. Though when he was done drenching his body with the blood of his enemies he heard a voice come from behind him.
Valentino: Well well Well, So you must be the doomslayer.
Stan: And you look like a fuggin jackass. What do you want with me? Were you the one who sent the fucks after me?
Valentino: Yes i did. The reason why is so I can finally get my revenge and claim my empire back from Geltahmiin. Alastor told me The Khan Makyr would promise me riches and my own place down here for getting rid of you.
Stan: Good luck with that.
Stan turned his back and started to walk away. He didn't want to waste anymore of his time. This was information he needed to relay back to the group.
Meanwhile,
BJ took Geltahmiin to the heavens to have her fully forgive him for leaving her behind the last Time. They got back and Geltahmiin was happy she finally got to see her grandparents once more. Later Stan and Charlie walk through the doors to the hotel huffing and puffing.
Geltahmiin: Darlings What happened?
Stan: Some dude named Valentino decided to join Alastor and the Khan Makyr along with the Marauder.
Geltahmiin: That sack of shit. Didn't he learn his lesson from last time? Well you two seem to be fine but give me a call whenever he tries anything else.
They nodded and went to sit down. Duke was looking around for something but nobody knew what. BJ asked him what it was that he was searching for.
Duke: My cigarettes. I don't know where they went. Do you guys know?
Then a few seconds later angel came in and handed him a cigar and lit it. Duke thanked him and puffed some smoke out. But there was something off about this one. It smelled different than the others.
Angel was snickering while watching him puff it. Around 10 minutes later Duke was high as fuck. Angel gave him a blunt instead of a normal cigarette and he got high. He was asking shit like, "Do you think sand is called sand because it's between the sea and land?" Or even, "If you work security at a Samsung store, does that make you a guardian of the galaxy?"
He was doing shit like that for the rest of the night being more mellow. But the reason angel did this is so he could give him a blowj. Stan saw him try to unzip Duke's pants and instantly pulled him away and threw him into the other room.
Around a few hours later Duke snapped out of his high. Stan just took him out to go get some more boxes of ciggies so he wouldn't vet high around Angel. He got mad that right when he was about to suck him off, he got blocked.
Meanwhile,
Valentino has reported his men's unsuccessful assault on the Slayer to Alastor. He was mad but knew that he is a strong foe so cut some slack on him. Maybe he could try one of the others in the future because Stan was the strongest one of the four.
Valentino: So, when do I get my riches then once I pull off an assassination on one of them?
Alastor: A couple of days after you do it. So you will get them and you'll gain back your little empire too.
Valentino: So I made the right choice then. Oh good for me.