Chapter 30: Time travel part 1

The two gals get teleported outside of a castle in the dead of night. They were in the 1880's and could hear some yelling come from the inside of the castle. They walked up and made it to a balcony sort of area where 3 people were fighting.

???: You dare to touch me, you filthy human! You dare to touch me with your hamon, more disgusting than frog urine? Your string of luck has run out.

He starts to growl at the blue haired man with a sword glowing with an orange and yellow light.

???: Now you should be fodder for my zombies. They will gnaw your faces right off your skulls.

???: He shows his true colors as someone fit only to rule over a dung heap. His cool, toff sophistication, nothing but a cheap mask. Now that he's had a nice humiliating taste of hamon, he reveals his true filthy self.

Geltahmiin summons petals that slice the zombies heads off before they could attack the girl and her brother. The tall Englishman holding the sword looks at Geltahmiin and Allison. He introduced himself to them.

Jojo: My name is Jonathan Joestar. Thank you for the help.

Geltahmiin: Ah a nice and polite man from England. My name is Geltahmiin, the karma demon and one of the strongest overlords of hell. I am accompanied by another one by the new name of Allison.

Allison: I am Allison the Radio demon one of the most feared beings of hell next to the doomslayer, the karma demon, and lord Lucifer himself.

Jonathan looked at them with confusion. These women were demons but more importantly ones that were polite and helped him.

???: Now Who might be this "doomslayer" you speak of what was it, Geltahmiin?

She looks at the blonde vampire with an Are you serious face.

Geltahmiin: Well he happens to be my great grandson basically.

Dio: Well I am Dio the most handsome and beautiful vampire. My goal is to kill my rival and take over the world. Once I wipe the floor with you, I will do the same with your grandson.

Zombies surround her, Allison, and Jonathan. Allison pulled her staff out and used it as a sword to kill the Zombies. Jonathan used the luck pluck sword as the same thing. Then Geltahmiin finished the rest of them off with Bakasura ripping them apart.

Dio sat there with a smug look on his face.

Jojo: Speedwagon, make sure the others stay safe as we finally kill Dio.

Speedwagon: Don't worry Mister Joestar.

Dio: Oh you're having your friends flee? Why wouldn't you let them-

Geltahmiin: Cut the crap! Fight ya dickwad! Excuse my French.

Jojo: Here miss Geltahmiin, take the sword. It has hamon flowing through it which is pure sunlight energy.

Geltahmiin: Great, now we can finish this Dio off.

She threw the luck pluck sword at Dio impaling him into the floor. The hamon was burning inside of him. She touched his head with the karmatic curse and felt the pain of all the sad sad families he hurt.

Jonathan walked over and pulled the sword out of his chest then sliced his head clean off. He spun towards Geltahmiin and saw her hand go back to normal.

Geltahmiin: Now he shouldn't be a problem for you anymore Mister Joestar.

She looked at Allison standing over the corpses of the zombies. They were all sliced up as she grinned looking down at them all.

Jojo: I can't thank you enough. Dio has been trying to kill me for a while now.

Allison: Don't worry anymore. See his body is turning to dust.

Jojo: He also was using this mask to turn others into vampires.

He handed it over to Geltahmiin as she examined it. "I can sense it's life energy," she said, "and the creator is still alive. This Dio guy is but an ant compared to him. I suggest you be careful because we might not be here next time when it happens."

Speedwagon: We can't thank you enough miss Geltahmiin and Allison.

Geltahmiin: We have more business to attend to. See you maybe later darlings.

They stepped through the time warp with Jonathan and Speedwagon waving goodbye to them.

The girls get Spawned in the year 1918 on the battlefields of the Great War. There was snarling and growling coming from a nearby trench. There was a tank with 4 men on top of it. One held a Staff, another held a katana, the third had a laser weapon, and the final wielded a pistol.

???: Take this hell pigs!

The one with a Russian accent shot an ice blast at a group of the undead. One with an Asian accent looked at the girls in which got their attention.

???: Dempsey, those two look abnormal.

Dempsey: What do you mean Takeo?

???: Well Dempsey I-

Dempsey: Shut your damn mouth Richthofen, this is all your fault. Group 935 should've left this place alone. Hey you!

Allison: Us?

Dempsey: Yeah you!

He hopped off the moving tank and approached the girls. They were a bit taller than him but showed no fear.

Dempsey: What are you?

Geltahmiin: I am Geltahmiin the karma demon and I-

Takeo: She is a demon! Kill the demon before it spreads it's filth!

He pulled out his blade but Dempsey stopped him.

Dempsey: Calm down Tak, she isn't a zombie or a bad demon. If she were, then she would've hurt or tried to hurt us already.

Geltahmiin: As I was saying, I am the Karma demon one of hell's most feared because of my power.

Allison: And my name is Allison the radio demon. I'm also an Overlord of hell making me another feared being of hell alongside the Doomslayer and Lucifer himself.

Nikolai: Oh I see. It seems that you are good demons. To us demons are these things here, Zombies.

Geltahmiin: Ah! I think I can make an anti virus killing all of these things and preventing it from spreading.

Richthofen: Any help is appreciated.

They go over to a little outpost made near the trenches. She used the equipment they had and all she needed was a piece of a Zombie's flesh. Dempsey ripped a piece off and brought it back to her. The chemical was completed and right as she stepped out to release it, a giant robot stepped right next to her.

Dempsey: Oh shit. Be careful of those guys.

Geltahmiin: I have my own actually. Odin, Freya, And Thor Correct?

Richthofen: Precise.

Allison: Well it's getting in our way.

Geltahmiin presses a button on one of her pockets and a portal opened up with a ball of flames flying out of it. A hand reached out and she stepped up on it then words spoke from it, "NORTHSTAR PRIME ONLINE PILOT WE ARE STRONGEST TOGETHER"

Then a robot with a long rifle emerged from it. It then aimed its gun at the robots blasting a hole through each one. Geltahmiin hopped out of it as the robot went flying back into the portal it came from.

Dempsey: I gotta get me one of those.

Richthofen: Now we need to release the chemical to finally rid the zombies from this world.

Allison: Alright then

Geltahmiin picked up the canister and threw it up in the air as Dempsey used a gun that shot supersonic waves out of it sending it flying up and release a green gas killing each and every one of the zombies on the battlefield.

Richthofen: Now, we have a universe to set right. Thank you and Goodbye Geltahmiin and Allison.

Dempsey: I guess not all things from hell are bad. I wonder who she meant by doomslayer?

Nikolai: It doesn't matter Dempsey, as long as we can fix this mess, we complete our mission.

Meanwhile at the hotel,

Keen and Loona were getting it on. They fell in love the time they met each other's eyes. After he pumped her with his hunk-spunk a note attached to a boot landed next to him. It read, "Hello Keen this is a note from yours truly Geltahmiin. Loona was in heat and needed to bang you or else she would have gone completely insane. But don't think it was just for her own personal pleasure, she actually has feelings for you. So if you two did it without protection, prepare to be a father again."

Keen looked at Loona who was laying down smiling. BJ and Duke were just in the other room chatting.

Duke: So is he gonna be a father again?

BJ: Most likely. No condoms soooo...

Duke: Heh I wonder what it would be like to have a demon and a human together. Would it be like how Demi-gods are?

BJ: Sounds about right. But maybe you'll be next.

Duke: What do you mean?

BJ: Get hooked up. Us dudes are quite attractive towards these demon females. See look at Loona and Keen they're already gonna be parents and they accept that fact. You know why?

Duke: Why?

BJ: Because a true Blazkowicz never pussies out. So if one gets a woman pregnant, they deal with it no matter the cost.

Duke: You are a fucking wise man. But I don't think there's a perfect girl for me. Especially a demon. Sure I'm an international playboy and a glorious bastard but what demon or girl is out there for me?

BJ: You might find it out eventually. But want a beer?

Duke: Cheers. I'll drink to that bro.

They got drunk and started to rap to the sound of the clicking of the stove.