Chapter 33: Sentinel prime: Home of the hell priest, Deag Grav

A/N: This Chapter contains spoilers for DOOM: Eternal. I made sure to go through the game completely so that's why it's taken so long)

BJ woke up sweating the next morning feeling exhausted. He was wrapped in the arms of two demon overlords peppered with dark purple and red kiss marks. Allison on his left and Geltahmiin on his right.

He gets up and looks at the two demons sleeping. They both had his spunk dripping from their cooches. BJ rubs his face then shaves his face.

Meanwhile downstairs...

While tinkering with his toys (guns), Stan got a call from Doctor Hayden regarding the Hell Priests.

Hayden: The final Hell Priest's location has been found. Deag Grav is in sentinel prime. The Khan Makyr doesn't want you to find him but our top scientists have found him.

Stan: That's Good. Have Vega open up a portal to send me there.

Hayden: One problem. You can't take it directly. You must go to mars and get there that way.

Stan: Then I'll use the BFG 10K.

Hayden: You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars!

Stan: Too late. Vega set route for the Phobos base. Time to rip and tear open a new asshole for mars.

Vega: On it Sir.

Charlie walks onto scene and asks where he's going. Stan replies saying he has to go back to the Phobos base to shoot a hole into mars. She giggles and asks if she can. Stan rolls his eyes and allows her to. Charlie leaps with joy and puts on her praetor suit on then joining him.

Vega opens the portal for the couple to walk through it. They see the UAC scientists move out of the way in fear letting the two pass by. Two guards act tough until they see them. Charlie grabs one's plasma rifle and walk out of the elevator.

As a couple they vaporize the Argent demons smiling underneath their helmets. Charlie lifts up Her helmet a little bit along with Stan's enough to expose their lips. Since he's grown a lot (up to 6'8) she had to pull his head down then kisses him.

(A/N: In doom eternal, the slayer is actually 6'8 so he basically towers over everybody)

Stan: What's got you so excited?

Charlie: I can't seem to contain myself around you. It's fun murdering bad demons as a couple. I would do "naughty" stuff but we need to get to the BFG 10K

She lets go of him and they climb up the ladder into the control area for the gun. They both punch the hatch knocking it off the hinges.

UAC guard: I'm not scared of them.

UAC guard 2: Yeah I'd like to see them try-

They see Charlie and Stan come up and step out of the way. Vega lowers the control pod to control the gun. Charlie pulls the guy manning it out then her and Stan step in to control it. The pod raises then they aim it towards mars.

Vega: Would you like me to remove the safety off of the gun?

Charlie nods while Stan keeps clicking the button to shoot. Vega releases the safety and the BFG blowing a hole in mars. The pod starts shaking and falls. Stan wraps himself around Charlie and cushions her fall.

They squash a few argents then make their way over to the ion cannon. After 10 minutes the couple makes it over.

Hayden: That's a gun. Not a teleporter

Stan: Yeah whatever.

They load themselves in and get flung into a floating UAC facility. It was infested with demons and they did their usual thing. Rip and tear their guts out as a couple. The pod room had one functional so Stan got in first then Charlie sat in his lap.

It shoots out landing on Mars. The portal to sentinel prime was there along with more easy targets. Charlie threw a grenade blowing up a few soldiers and imps then drew a smiley face on her helmet and Stan's chuckling.

She pulled her buff green knight over to the portal then walked through with him. On the other side was a line of night sentinels lined up and pointed their spears up.

Maykr angel: Welcome home, great slayer.

Night sentinel: Alert the priest.

Charlie had her shotgun out walking next to Stan. The coliseum was ahead of them. The final hell priest was hiding in there. Deag Ranak And Deag nilox both assassinated all was left was for him to die.

Whilst walking there Stan got a flashback to stuff in the past. He was being dragged by some night sentinels then shown to the priests.

Sentinel guard: We found him in the valley, just outside the castle walls. He was badly wounded and wearing this.

The guard handed nilox his helmet who then inspected it.

Stan: ...guts, huge guts! Kill them... must kill them all!

Deag ranak: He has fight in him yet.

Deag nilox: In spite of his injuries.

Deag ranak: Send him to the arena. Let him be judged by the others

He was dragged off and he cuts back to reality with Charlie patting him on they Seeing if he's ok. Stan nods and they continue. On their way the Khan Maykr tried saying things to persuade them not to kill the priest. They both ignored her.

Stan gets another flashback. He was battling somebody and knocks him out.

Stan: Rip... And... TEAR!

Deag grav: *chuckling* You'll make a fine addition to the front lines, stranger!

Stan: The demons... they are everywhere. Must... kill them all!

Khan Maykr: Dress his wounds and bring him to us. I want to know more about the others he speaks of.

Deag grav: Yes, your Grace.

The flashback ends and the two are faced with Deag grav. He laughs and says, "If sentinel holy blood is spilled on these grounds, you will lose all sovereignty here... collumnus V turna!" He gets teleported Away and loud footsteps are heard. A big demon with a mace and shield comes walking through the gate with a glowing yellow eye looking at them.

They look at each other and battle. They destroy its shield making the gladiator pull out another mace dual wielding them. After overwhelming it with bullets, plasma, and rockets. Stan grabs it by the horns then knees it's face in knocking it over.

Charlie grabs a mace and so does Stan and they both bash its face in. A blue coin is seen and Stan grabs it. Deag grav appears behind them.

Deag grav: This stops nothing. Earth will be consumed, regardless of what ha-

Stan shoots his head off. The Khan Maykr tells out, "Fool!" And sentinel guards come in with their spears and point them at the two. The guards move forward as Charlie aims her shotgun at them. Stan throws the coin onto the corpse of Deag Grav.

Vega: The portal is ready. We should leave immediately.

Stan nods pulling Charlie along into the portal back to the hotel. She was angry because she wanted to kill those sentinel guards. He just chuckles removing his helmet and setting it down on the coffee table then Charlie removing hers and placing it next to his.

Charlie sits next to Stan both in their suits of armor on the couch. He kicks his feet up and sets them down on the table. They snuggle while their bunnies hop over and join them.

Stan: This feels nice. Snuggling my bunnies and my girlfriend

Charlie: Yeah. A successful mission

She lays her head down on his chest taking a nap. BJ walks down talking with Geltahmiin and Allison.

Geltahmiin: First time with us and we fuck You unconscious.

BJ: Yeah yeah I know. That was like my first time in like... 50-ish years.

Stan: So you guys made it work?

Allison: Yeah. Now we're gonna be parents of 4 children. I'm so excited.

Stan chuckles and continues to snuggle Charlie. She snores quietly while Stan brushes her long blonde hair and petting daisy.