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Chapter 8

Chapter 8: What happened?

Doom meets Hazbin Hotel

Stan was looking in the mirror and saw his body covered with 10+ kiss marks. He even looked down in that area and saw 3 more.

Stan: Did...I...

Angel: Yep. You banged Charlie.

Stan: Aah! Stop sneaking up on me.

Angel: Yeah bet you don't remember anything from last night. I peeked through and saw that happen. In the beginning you 2 were fighting over being the dominant one for 7 minutes. You gave in. Then she was bouncing on you like a fucking rubber bouncy ball.

Stan: Damn. That was my first time in like 12 years. I haven't had another relationship with anyone since Rose and Conor's death.

Angel: I feel bad about you with your family and stuff. And I forgot to apologize for what happened when you first got here with me saying that stuff about this hotel.

Stan: It's fine I forgive you. People can be entitled to their own opinions. Can I have some coffee I have a headache.

Angel: Yeah there's some downstairs so I'll get some.

Stan: Thanks I really need it.

Angel Dust walks down to grab some coffee for Stan so he could wake up better and fix his headache.

Meanwhile in Stan's bedroom Charlie was underneath the covers of Stan's bed and gets up. Her hair looks like a mess.

Charlie: ~Good Morning handsome.~

Stan: Oh good morning Charlie. Angel was just getting some coffee for me. Do you want some?

Charlie: Sure.

Angel: I've returned with coffee. Oh hi Charlie you're now awake. But-

He bursts into laughter when he sees her hair. It looks like the aftermath of the Tasmanian Devil on some hardcore stuff. Charlie got up and puts one of Stan's t-shirts then fixed her hair.

Stan grabs his coffee and drinks most of in 2 gulps. Charlie grabs hers and slowly drinks it because it's still quite hot. Angel then left.

Stan: Last night I didn't remember anything because I was super tired. But angel was able to tell me what happened.

Charlie: Yeah. That was a special night. That song was beautiful I couldn't contain myself because it showed me how much you care for me.

She smooches Stan in the lips.

Stan: ~Oh baby you're so fine I'm gonna make you mine, your lipstick tastes so sweet.~

(That's another song from the Backstreet Boys called get down don't talk shit I like their music and it's better than that BTS bullshit. Heh BTS= Bull To The Shit)

Charlie: ~Oh thank you.~

Stan puts his clothes back on then him and Charlie walked down to the lobby. Everyone looked at the two and did the sexy whistle.

Charlie: You told everyone Angel!

Angel: They asked about what happened.

Charlie: Ugh! Ya know what it's fine.

Charlie was obviously still mad at that fact. She just sat down while Stan hopped into his praetor suit to do his rounds to prevent any stuff from happening to the hotel.

Outside he was just standing there like those guards from England. He saw some demons spray painting the hotel's wall. He shoots them both in the legs and drag them inside.

Stan: These fucks were vandalizing the hotel.

Crymini: Why don't you punish them?

Charlie: Well. You guys didn't get the memo a couple of days ago.

Demon 1: We are so sorry please let us go.

Vaggie: No. Stan kill one.

Stan nods and slices one of them with his chainsaw.

Demon 2: Please I'm sorry just let me go.

Stan: We already said there'd be consequences for these kinds of actions. So this is your punishment. You get sent to the 9th circle. No redemption there.

He shoots him and burns the body in the fireplace. That night was quite cold even in hell. Stan's room heater was acting up so he'd have to buy another one.

He was too tired and he left his room following the feeling of heat. Stan was so damn cold his skin felt like ice. He walks into Charlie's room but isn't aware of it. She was sleeping and woke up from him flopping onto the floor.

Charlie: Stan? Is that you.

Stan: *slurs his words* Mom only 10 minutes. I'm too tired. I'm cold.

Charlie pulls him into her bed and lets him sleep in there cause it's so cold. Stan grabs her saying: Your hair smells like peaches. Num Num Num Num.

Charlie: Heh heh. Goodnight you big goofball.

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