Chapter 361
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!
361 The vegetable knife is here, catch it
Xue Qianyu: â Qianqian, Lu er. Youâre talking about me, arenât you? â
âPlease donât take it for granted, young master Xue!â
âLu er, letâs have a match!â Xue Qianyu was angry.
The Emperor was enjoying the show,âletâs fight!â Fight! Let me see if youâve chatted with your grandfather in the ancestral hall and received some advice from him in the past few years.â
Lu Zheng,âyouâre the one being guided by the emperors of the great Zhou in the Imperial temple!â
âWhat?â Xue Qianyu provoked. You donât dare to?â
âIâll be in your care then, young master Xue!â Lu Zheng cupped his fists.
The Emperor sat on the long bench and looked left and right. He then looked into the central room and saw a plate of melon seeds and peanuts on the table in the central room. Haha, the old ladies of the common people liked to crack melon seeds and eat peanuts.
He gave eunuch Fu a look.
Eunuch Fu immediately understood and went into the house to bring out the plate of melon seeds and peanuts.
The Emperor grabbed a handful and watched in a good mood as the two young men started fighting.
After watching a few moves, he could tell that Lu Zhengâs Kung Fu was better than Xue Qianyuâs. Could it be that the late High Duke had really given him pointers?
It had to be known that the Xue family was Duke Cheng âenâs estate. In the past, only the Empressâs maiden family could be called Duke Chengâ enâs estate.
Was the Empressâs family lacking in resources?
Xue Xiao âer wasnât like the other rich kids, he was very hardworking.
Heâs not as good as little pitiful Lu Xiao âer?
âXue Er, left side, kick him! Give him a sweep kick. Aiyo, right right right, heâs going to hit you! Xue Xiao âer, can you do it? if you canât, Iâll ask the Dragon scale guards to help you! Xue Xiao âer ridiculed,âthe Emperor isnât satisfied with eating melon seeds, he still wants to give pointers.â
As for giving pointers, that would be extremely biased.
In the end, he noticed that Lu Zheng didnât seem to be going to the area where the herbs were being dried, so he reminded Xue Qianyu.
Xue Qianyu didnât care too much. He had to beat Lu er today. Otherwise, he would lose face.
At this moment, Gu Xin and Gu si, the two sisters, ran in. Hearing that the Emperor was helping Xue Qianyu, Gu Xin could not take it anymore and started giving orders to Lu Zheng.
âBrother Yuanyuan, back, to the left, there are stones on the ground. Brother Yuanyuan, the direction of the sun, Yingying.â
âAiyo! Xue Er, arenât you embarrassed? I clearly told you to turn right, but you didnât listen! Youâre pissing me off!â
âBrother Yuanyuan, heâs drawing his sword. Wait for me, Iâll get you a vegetable knife!â
Xue Er, quick, donât let that little girl get a knife. Quickly subdue him!
âBrother Yuanyuan, the vegetable knife is here, catch it!â
The Emperor and eunuch Fuâs mouths were wide open in shock, and they swallowed their saliva.
He just threw it away?
Yet, Lu Zheng had managed to catch it steadily.
Lu Zheng held the knife and ran towards the door. Xue Qianyu followed closely behind. Lu Zheng ran to the wall, jumped up, and turned around, swinging the knife at Xue Qianyu.
Xue Qianjin used his sword to block it, but Lu Zheng kicked it away. Then, he landed on the ground and used his leg sweep to hook Xue Qianyu onto the ground. He used the strength of his leg to wrap around Xue Qianyuâs leg. He sat up straight and held the kitchen knife to Xue Qianyuâs neck. He tilted his head slightly and smiled.
âWow! Brother Yuanyuan is so powerful! Brother Yuan Yuan won!â Gu Xin jumped up and down happily in front of the Emperor, â uncle ye, my brother Yuanyuan can win even with a vegetable knife. Itâs no use even if you two bully my brother Yuanyuan! Hmph!â
Gu Si was also smiling happily at the side. This was the first man she had seen fighting with someone with a knife. In the past, she had only seen women, and they were all women from her family.