Chapter 375
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!
375 Second brother, we have to be humble
The next day after they returned to the village, the Gu brothers brought Lu Zheng to explore the wasteland.
There were potatoes planted behind Houyang Valley, and there was a small forest behind the land. On the other side of the forest was a large piece of barren land, full of grass. Because it was surrounded by forests, no one in the village of the three Forks had explored it for years.
Grandma Xiao and grandma Gu also went with them. Grandma Xiao mainly picked herbs, and grandma Gu was strong enough to help with the exploration.
There was a total of a little more than two mu. The four Gu family members were all used to doing farm work. Although Lu Zheng had never done farm work before, he learned the movements of the elders and got used to it very quickly.
âA âYuan, I estimate that there are at least three thousand Jin of potatoes in second brotherâs Houyang Valley! With nearly three hundred catties of seeds, one mu could be planted with ten mu of land. Ah Yuan, why donât you sell some of the remaining ten mu to our family? Everyone in our family loves to eat that stuff.â Uncle Gu told Lu Zheng about the potatoes when he was taking a break.
âDeal, Iâll give eldest uncle a hundred Jin of seeds! Iâll give 2nd uncle 100 Jin as well.â Lu Zheng agreed readily.
In any case, he still had to plant two or three more crops, and when he transported them to the capital, the Emperor would definitely not find it too little.
âThen itâs a deal! Ah Yuan! Youâre really the young man I like the most! Really, I want to matchmake you. But I know that I canât recognize other girls! I canât bear to part with my familyâs daughter. If you werenât so handsome, I would have considered introducing my Gu familyâs daughter to you.â Uncle Gu sighed, feeling that it was a pity.
âBig brother, why donât you introduce us to the girls if ah Yuan is so handsome?â Fourth uncle Gu asked in confusion.
âWhat else could it be? This man was so handsome that he was likable! Look at third Sisterâs sister-in-law, her eyes are all on ah Yuan. For our familyâs girl, itâs fine to find a man with above average looks and a good family background like me! Donât you agree, second brother?â Uncle Gu said without hesitation, and then asked for Gu shouxinâs approval.
âBig brother, in my heart, your looks arenât just above average, you have to remove theâ average âpart!â Gu shouxin said as he pulled out the grass.
âDoesnât it mean that itâs slightly above average if we remove the middle?â Uncle Gu mumbled to himself before he said happily, â hahaha, second brother, donât say it out loud! Donât you scholars always say that you canât be proud? Iâm not proud!â
Fourth uncle Gu,âYingluoâ
Grandma Gu:
Lu Zheng,âuncle, donât scare me. Introduce me!â I want your familyâs third miss.
Uncle Gu was only happy for a short while before he frowned and sighed, â âSigh, since ancient times, beautiful women with wild beasts, fresh flowers with cow dung, handsome men with fat women! Thatâs why, ah Yuan, you should work hard and practice your strength. I can see that youâre also worthy of the life of a fat woman. Look at that Guo Wan, how big she is! Train your strength, so that you wonât have a hard time carrying someone like my wife in the future.â
Fourth uncle Gu shouxin&,âis there anyone who talks about their own wife like this?â
âUncle, Iâm not handsome. Iâm really ugly,â Lu Zheng replied.
Uncle Gu patted Lu Zhengâs shoulder and encouraged him, â âWhen I was young, I also felt that I was very ugly and that I was a good match for my wife. I didnât expect that when I gave birth to my second child, I would realize that I was actually above average. Now that Iâm having my fourth child, your second uncle wants me to drop to the middle grade. I canât be humble even if I want to. You should come to terms with reality!â