Chapter 413
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!
413 Uncle Gu resists
The more uncle Gu spoke, the angrier he became. He walked out of the corridor and walked to Zhang Shi.
Zhang Shiâs face and ears turned red from uncle Guâs words.
âWife, donât think that you can be unreasonable just because youâre a woman! I can do it too! In our Gu family, men and women are the same! Youâre slandering me, youâre bullying me! What did I say? Youâre going to cut me with your saber! Did I counterattack with my saber?â
âYou trust the woman from the neighboring village, but you donât trust me! Do you really want me to go out and have a woman? Thatâs fine! Iâll go out and look for it! Iâm telling you, I wonât look for those from the neighboring village. Iâll look for those who are fierce at scolding and fighting, have high combat skills, better-looking than you, and gentle. If you scold me, she will scold you. If you cut me, she will cut you! Iâll let the two of you go against each other! Do you want it?â Uncle Gu slowly snatched Zhang Shiâs vegetable knife and quickly retreated.
He patted his little heart,âfinally, I took the knife down. I was really afraid that she would throw it at me.â
âGu shouren, you, you dare!â Zhang Shi was stunned by uncle Guâs words. She wanted to slash at uncle Gu, but found that she had no knife in her hand. She could only put one hand on her waist and curse with the other.
âI dare! As long as you continue to slander me and threaten me with a knife, Iâll go immediately!â Uncle Gu straightened his neck and said.
âYou! You! You!â Zhang Shi pointed at uncle Gu, unable to speak.
âI, I, I, whatâs wrong with me! Wife, you should be content! Iâm such a good man in the world, but I fell into your trap at such a young age. You donât treat me well and often doubt me. Is it interesting to you? Do you really think Iâm an honest man who wonât do bad things? Iâm just an upright person, my parents taught me well! Iâm telling you, Iâve been married to you for more than ten years, and itâs not my parents âturn to discipline me. If I really become a scumbag one day, itâll be your fault!â
my parents gave you a handsome, gentle, and positive man. Itâs only been ten years, and youâve turned him into a scumbag. Be careful, my parents wonât let you off! Uncle Gu said with conviction.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âYou! âWuwuwuwu waah waah!â Zhang Shi couldnât win uncle Guâs argument, so she squatted down and started crying.
In the end, because she was too fat, she couldnât squat down and sat on the ground. She even burped.âBurp,â he said.
Gu Hui covered her face. She didnât understand why her mother was doing this. She knew that she couldnât win against her father every time and that she would always end up in a sorry state. If she had the time to learn from her second aunt and aunt Xiao Huan, why couldnât she think of ways to earn more money?
âHahahaha, Yingluoâs wife, look, I say youâre fat, I say youâre strong, but you always say Iâm bullying you. Iâm just telling the truth!â Uncle Gu threw the knife aside and strode forward to help Zhang Shi up.
Zhang Shiâs face was covered in tears and snot. She looked at uncle Gu and said,âYou really didnât sleep with widow Liu?â
Uncle Gu pulled Zhang Shiâs hand up with a look of disdain and used Zhang Shiâs sleeve to wipe Zhang Shiâs face.âIâve already forgotten what widow Liu looks like. Although you donât look that good in my heart, I can still remember what you look like! I canât even remember that widow Liu, which means that sheâs so ugly that I donât even want to look at her. How can I sleep with her?â
Zhang Shi pursed her lips. These words made sense, but she felt uncomfortable listening to them.
Uncle Gu continued,âyou know me. Other than you, I donât like ugly things.â The things I like are all good-looking. The heavens have already sent an ugly thing to my side. Thereâs no reason for me to look for an ugly thing! Donât be angry!â
After she finished speaking, she used Zhang Shiâs other sleeve to wipe Zhang Shiâs face.
Zhang Shi,âIâm not ugly!â Iâve put on weight after giving birth. She had to feed her child more. I have a slim figure when I was young!â
Uncle Gu: â yes, yes, yes. We have a family of six. You and your youngest son are the ugliest!
Zhang Shi,âhehe.â
The second branch of the family thought,âI feel like Iâve been fed a bunch of smelly dog food by the first branch of the family!â