Chapter 526
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!
526 How much excitement have I missed because of you?
Empress Jiang laughed and said,âyou also said that I havenât left the palace for decades. How can I have enough of looking at it?â Just for the scenery outside the palace, I can hold back my carsick feelings.â
âQianqianâs mother, when you say hold it back, is it what your son is thinking of?â the Emperor asked.
Empress Jiang nodded and said,âthatâs right!â itâs what youâre thinking of! Aiya, my son, you donât understand my sadness! Back then, your father only had me as his wife and two concubines. After entering the palace, the three of us couldnât even fight in the palace. How boring is it for me to be an Empress! Look at how interesting it is to be an Empress!â
âBefore she gave birth, she was afraid that you would not dote on her. After giving birth, she would ignore you and be afraid that the sons of the other concubines would harm her son. Every day, they would fight and fight, so they had no time to think about the scenery outside the palace! AI!â
The emperorâs mouth twitched. Zhenzhen, mother, are you saying that it was all fatherâs fault that I had too few concubines and made you bored? no one wanted to compete with you for favor and no one wanted to harm your son? â
Empress Jiang pursed her lips and replied,ânot really.â This is the fault of your missing Imperial uncle! If he didnât disappear, our family would be free!â
âMother, if that disappeared Imperial uncle suddenly appears and wants to snatch my position, what will you do?â the Emperor held his forehead.
Empress Jiangâs eyes moved and she said,âgive it to him!â Why are you snatching? look at how comfortable your fatherâs other two sons are being Wangye! Look at your sons, how painful it is for them to be princes! At such a young age, your heart is like a sieve. Whatâs the point of calculating all day?â
The Emperor shut himself up and didnât want to speak.
After I was the Emperor for more than ten years, my mother said,âdonât be an Emperor anymore, itâs tiring!â
AI!
âZhao âer, how long until we reach Qing Province?â Empress Jiang asked as the carriage stopped at a courier station.
âIn a few days! He should be able to catch up to the Qingzhou governmentâs Dragon Boat during the Dragon Boat Festival. Mother, when Iâm done dealing with things in Qing Province, weâll go to the village at the crossroads. Itâs the village with the washing and protection set. That family is very fun! His son and his family felt like old friends at first sight. Even the zahai pepper you like is made by their family. I wonder if theyâve got any new stuff after half a year!â The Emperor said with great interest.
âAlright! I also want to see the people who are familiar with my son at first sight.â Empress Jiang was very interested in this.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
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The day before the Dragon Boat Festival, the Gu family went to the prefecture together again, leaving only uncle Gu, aunt Gu, and forbear.
Uncle Gu carried ninren and looked pitifully at the donkey cart as it drove away. He muttered to ninren, â âAI, bear with it! Father canât help but want to scold you again! Why did you come so early? you should have just endured it! If you had endured it and ran into your motherâs stomach at the end of last year, I wouldnât have missed so many opportunities to watch the show this year! Why did you crawl into your motherâs stomach at the beginning of last year? How good would it be to endure it!â
âPa!â ninja slapped uncle guâs face.
He was now a little man who was over half a year old. He had the strength to hit his nagging father.
endure, endure my ass!
Why didnât you endure from the beginning of the year to the end of the year?
Iâve been tolerating you for a long time, you bad middle-aged uncle!
Uncle Gu held the child in one hand and grabbed his chubby little hand with the other. âYou little brat, are you trying to overturn the heavens? Youâre so small and youâre already hitting me? You canât win, you know? Iâll endure for another ten years or so, and if you hit me again, youâll definitely win!â
âPa!â She endured the pain and used her free hand to slap uncle Gu again. After that, she laughed without any teeth. She laughed so happily.