Chapter 542
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!
542 I gave birth to a face-smacking child
âOld master, this is not appropriate!â eunuch fu did not need lu zheng and xue qianyuâs reminder.
âBoring! I was just saying!â The Emperor sighed helplessly.
Lu Zheng and Xue qianxun heaved a sigh of relief.
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The next day, the group of people planned to go to Gu Nianâs Manor.
considering that empress jiang probably didnât have enough exercise and couldnât walk on the mountain roads, cai xiaolian suggested that they take a car to zhou town.
Empress Jiang didnât want to do it herself, so she wanted to walk over from the back mountain.
âGrandma Jiang, the forest is very hot in this weather, and there are all kinds of small insects and snakes! Letâs just take a car!â Gu Xin was worried about Empress Jiang and tried to persuade her.
She saw Empress Jiang with an old woman and a servant girl, and she felt that the three of them shouldnât be able to walk on the mountain road!
It was fine in winter, but there were indeed snakes in the forest during this season.
âThereâs a snake? I havenât made Dragon Phoenix soup for many years. Iâll cook for you all later.â Empress Jiangâs eyes were filled with joy.
Grandma Gu raised her eyebrows and looked at her, but didnât say anything.
âMother, are you cooking personally? When GUI Momo and bi Rong have finished cooking, you add some salt at the end and put it into a cup. Does that mean youâre personally cooking?â The Emperor ruthlessly exposed his mother.
He had heard too many times that his mother had cooked personally. When his father was still alive, which time had he not done the same?
The key was that even when his father died, he still felt that the food his mother personally cooked was the most delicious.
âyeah, i did!â After Empress Jiang finished her sentence calmly, she turned around and walked towards the back of the mountain. itâs in this direction, right? letâs go, letâs go!
gu xin pulled gu si along with her. â grandma jiang, let us walk in front. let granny gui and sister bi rong walk on your left and right. my father and the others will be at the back. that way, no snakes, insects, rats, or ants will be able to get close to you! â
grandma Jiang, â Gu si said. Iâll keep an eye on the tree for you. I wonât let go of the ones in the sky either!
Empress Jiang pinched the faces of the two children and said, â âWhat an adorable little girl! Then Iâll leave it to you to protect me!â
Gu Hui and Gu Nian had no choice but to walk up to their younger sister.
Grandma Gu and Cai Xiaolian followed closely behind.
Behind them were the Emperor and uncle Gu, who was carrying Gu Ren. Gu shouxin, Grandpa Gu, Lu Zheng, and Xue Qianyu were still behind.
brother Gu, do you want me to give you a hug? this child hit it off with me! The Emperor looked at Gu Ren in a good mood.
Uncle Gu looked at Gu Ren, who was in his arms. This kid was looking around. He did not know where he found the energy to make a fuss about wanting to go with them. Seeing that he did not ask for a hug like he did yesterday, uncle Gu was very pleased. He shook his head and said proudly,âItâs okay, Iâll hold it. This child is just greedy for novelty. After the novelty has worn off, he still loves me the most.â
The Emperor thought,âI feel like this fool is stabbing me in the back, saying that my son doesnât love me.â
Gu Ren silently rolled his eyes. Just then, Gu shouxin, who was behind him, caught him and curled the corners of his mouth at Gu Ren.
gu ren silently looked away.
Which part of the story went wrong?
Uncle Gu carried the child with one hand and patted the emperorâs shoulder with the other. Younger brother ye, let me tell you, thereâs a trick to raising a child.
The emperorâs interest was piqued,âOh? What do you mean?â
uncle gu laughed smugly,âthis trick is innate!â It was a gift from the heavens, and others couldnât take it away even if they wanted to. For example, I have two sons and two daughters who love to stick to me! not only my children, but my two nieces and my nephew also like to play with me! He had no choice, it was a gift from the heavens. Iâm a blessed person, and children like me. So, brother ye, donât envy me, really. Itâs not your fault that your children donât stick to you. You can only blame the heavens for not giving you such a fate! Some people just werenât liked by children, even if it was only for a short while. Donât be envious of me, this is all fate!â
Gu Ren suddenly stretched out his arms for the Emperor to carry him.âYiyiyaya!â
the emperor was taken aback, and then looked at uncle gu provocatively.
Uncle Gu,âwhy did I give birth to a face-smacking brat?â