Chapter 543
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!
543 Be in-laws with your children?
Uncle Gu grabbed Gu Renâs small hand. son, tell your father. Do you want to move your hands and stretch? â
Gu Ren slapped his fatherâs face.
hahahahahaha! the Emperor was amused by his actions. He took the child over and said, â brother Gu, it seems that Iâm also blessed by the heavens. I like it!n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
Gu Ren placed his head on the emperorâs shoulder. Great, he saw his second uncle smiling at him again. That smile was inexplicable and made him panic!
He didnât turn his head guiltily like before. Instead, he opened his mouth and smiled, drooling from the corner of his mouth.
Gu Ren was confused.
Itâs fine to put me on Gu en!
Gu shouxin raised his eyebrows and then wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb.
Gu Renâs small face scrunched up. Then, he said, â âWaa!â
His loud and clear cry resounded through the valley, scaring away the birds in the forest.
âSecond brother, are you trying to scare the child? Youâre fine, but youâre scaring the child into crying!â Grandpa Gu slapped Gu shouxinâs back.
The Emperor turned his head and said,âdonât cry, bear with it!â Letâs not look at the back, letâs look at the front!â
After saying that, the Emperor looked at Gu shouxin with disdain, â I wasnât close to the baby in the past. Second brother, youâre amazing. You made the baby cry!
Gu Renâs eyes opened slightly. He looked at Gu shouxin proudly and then continued to cry.
The Emperor turned him in another direction, and he stopped crying.
Gu shouxin was speechless.
Uncle Gu looked at Gu shouxin in surprise, and then at his own son. With a face full of regret, he said, second brother, youâve made Enzi look like a mouse that has seen a cat when she sees you. Fine, sheâs only half a year old, but youâve already made her look like sheâs seen the King of Hell.
After he finished speaking, he patted the emperorâs shoulder and said,âbrother ye, Iâve wronged you just now.â Youâre better than second. At least you wonât make the child cry.â
âBrother Gu, youâre right!â The Emperor nodded in agreement.
Uncle Gu patted his arm. I say, younger brother ye, donât learn from the second brother. Youâre so genteel that youâre getting goosebumps. Iâm really afraid that your next sentence will also come out with something else.
The Emperor nodded. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. I understand.
âHahahaha!â Uncle Gu gave the Emperor two tight slaps on the back. thatâs more like my brother!
The Emperor was caught off guard and almost fell to the ground.
Grandpa Gu, Gu shouxin, and Gu Renshen all trembled.
âBy the way, brother ye, seeing that my Ninja hit it off so well with you, why donât we become in-laws? Do you have a newborn daughter in your family?â Uncle Gu suggested as he found the Emperor more pleasing to the eye.
Gu Ren could not help but let out a snot bubble. Han Zi, Iâm afraid you want to be beaten to death by your father!
Grandpa Gu frowned and didnât say anything.
The Emperor shook his head and said,âthat wonât do!â Although your childâs surname is Gu, the old masterâs surname is ye. How can people with the same surname get married?â
Uncle Gu,âyour family is ye from the capital, my family is Zhenzhen.â
At this moment, Gu Xin suddenly cheered, â âWaa! He caught it! He caught it! Grandma Jiang, youâre amazing! Grandma, youâre amazing too!â
Uncle Guâs attention was immediately attracted and he quickly chased after her to see what great achievements her mother had made.
The Emperor carried the child and followed. His mother was tired of staying in the palace. When she was young, she could still hunt in the enclosure. Ever since he ascended the throne, her mother had not been to the enclosure. She must have caught something again.
Gu Ren wiped his snot, his eyes full of life. He really wanted to see what these two old aunties were doing.