Chapter 588
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!
588 Dopey Gu
The next morning, the four sisters woke up as soon as their biological clock hit.
The two sisters of the eldest branch had slept here last night.
She had just changed her clothes when there was a knock on the door, followed by uncle Guâs voice.
âUncle, youâre so early?â Gu Xin ran to open the door happily.
Uncle Guâs face was gloomy. He held his younger son in one hand and grabbed his elder sonâs arm with the other.âAI, my daughter is still the best! Look at these two little brats, itâs like theyâre asking for a debt, Iâm so worried!â
âUncle, whatâs wrong with them? Wasnât enduring the pain equivalent to sleeping with Grandpa and Grandma? Heâs already up at dawn!â Gu Xin asked.
âWhat can you do! The big one was too lazy. He knew that your father wasnât at home and wanted to slack off and not practice. The small one was too diligent. When I got up, I saw this kid crawling to the door and chanting to me! I was thinking about it, so I came to look for your sister!â Uncle Gu said, feeling like he had nothing to live for.
He had never realized that his son was so much more annoying than his daughter.
Nian, Nian Yingluo. Gu Ren pointed at Gu Nian in the courtyard.
âHey, sheâs really calling you sister niannian!â Uncle Gu looked at Gu Ren in surprise. kid, youâre already able to speak at eight months? â
Gu Nian walked over and looked at Gu Ren.âYou brat, why are you looking for me so early in the morning?â
âHug!â Gu Ren grinned and drooled again.
âNiannian, here, your brother misses you!â Uncle Gu handed the child over to Gu Nian without hesitation.
âHuihui, come and pull this lazy snake back, then close the door! If he didnât listen, he would beat him to death! Little brat, youâre making me feel so annoyed every day! Iâve even made an appointment with Yuan to go to the fields!â Uncle Gu said as he pushed Gu en to Gu Hui.
After he finished speaking, he slipped away.
In his opinion, at this time, his children could not compare to the crops in the field. If the crops were not good, his children would starve to death!
It was better to serve the crops!
Gu Nian hugged Gu Ren while Gu Ren hugged Gu Nianâs head. Gu Ren then gave Gu Nian a big kiss on the face, causing her face to be covered in saliva.
âWhat are you doing? Isnât that disgusting? Do you think youâre a kid who just woke up and your saliva is fragrant?â Gu Nian tugged at Gu Renâs chubby face.
pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! suddenly, Gu Nian felt something hitting her hand.
âHehehehe,â Gu Ren clapped his little hands and laughed happily.
âSister, just bear with it! So many! Itâs all on your sleeve!â Gu Xin pointed at Gu Renâs butt.
âItâs dripping onto the ground!â Gu si said.
âUh, Yingluo, this stinky brat came looking for you so early in the morning just to sh * t on your hands? Whatâs wrong with her?â Gu Hui looked at her younger brother and Gu Nianâs changing expression.
âSister niannian, beat him up! This is too much!â Gu en was watching the show from the side.
âDopey Gu!â Gu Nian was so angry that she lifted Gu Ren.
âDonât!â Gu Hui quickly stopped him, but it was too late.
Gu Nian watched as the poop dripped from her eyes and almost landed on her face.
Gu Ren laughed even more happily.
âDonât worry about me! Iâm going to deal with this bastard! Donât try to persuade me. If anyone tries to persuade me, I wonât be sisters anymore!â Gu Nian put Gu Ren down and picked him up by his clothes as she carried him to the kitchen.
Iâm not her sister. Can I go and save her? â Gu en asked weakly.
âIf youâre not afraid of him, then go save your brother!â Gu Hui cast a glance at Gu en and then called Gu Xin and Gu si to practice.
Gu Nian carried Gu Ren and threw him into the bucket. After that, she changed into a new coat and walked to the bucket with the steaming pot.
âDopey Gu, you bastard, Iâll send you back today!â As she spoke, Gu Nian acted as if she was going to pour some water.
âAunt, aunt, donât!â Gu Ren leaned against the bucket and shook his head vigorously. Gu Nianâs expression did not look right. Could he really do such a thing? stop challenging him. However, he could not say a long sentence!
âLife, sundown.â
âBad, fun! Aunt!â
Gu Nian paused,âdopey Gu, what did you say? Happy Birthday?â
Gu Ren nodded. His eyes curved into crescents as he cupped his chin with both hands, making the shape of a flower.