Chapter 87
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
The Zhang Dahu and Zhang Xiaohu that Gu Xin was talking about were the two sons of the eldest son of the Gu family, the eldest son of the Zhang family. The Zhang family of the Zhang family was also from San Cha Kou village. These two boys often bullied Gu Xin, and the Gu Xin in the past had never gone home to complain. âOkay, then we wonât tell aunt, but weâll tell Grandpa and Grandma! But, Xin Xin, donât tell them either. Wait until Father finds a suitable opportunity to tell Grandpa and Grandma, Okay?âGu Shouxin said. âYes, yes.â. âFather, young master Zhouâs family wants to use the land behind our Yanggou to grow crops. Why donât we ask him to give us the seeds, and weâll help him grow them!â! âThis way, we can also see what the crops look like when they grow!âGu Xin suggested. âThis definitely wonât work. But, we can ask them to send some seeds to us, and weâll grow them in the vegetable field ourselves.âCai Xiaolian directly denied Gu Xinâs suggestion and said. âOH.âGu Xin did not argue and obediently listened to her parents and sister. âYour mother is right. We can ask them to send us some seeds, and we can try it out in our own vegetable field. But, when the Zhou family comes tomorrow, we have to find an explanation for what happened in the vegetable field,âgu shouxin said. âWhy donât we just leave it like this in the field? Just say that Xin Xin and I donât know what season we have! Besides, other than cucumbers, pumpkins, and chilies, everything else is normal!âGu Nian said. âThatâs right, thatâs right! Dad, Mom, we didnât know why at first! Anyway, we just threw the seeds down, and it grew back! Weâre not lying!âGu Xinxin added. âHer dad, the kids are right. âBesides, the Zhou family only rents the land behind our Yanggou to plant. They donât come to our house every day. Once theyâve planted it, they might send people to check on the situation from time to time. They wonât come to our yard every time.âCai Xiaolian thought for a moment, âOkay!â. âFine! Weâll fight back when the time comes! Even if we die, weâll just casually sow some seeds. I donât know if theyâll grow back.âGu Shouxin thought about it and decided that this was the only way. âIt was always like this!âThe mother-daughter trio said in unison. Gu Shouxin:â...â Your tone and gaze seem to have something to do with me. Donât accuse me wrongly! âOuch, my stomach hurts. Nian Nian, letâs go to the toilet with me!âCai Xiaolian suddenly wanted to go to the toilet. The mother and daughter lit another oil lamp and went to the toilet together. Gu shouxin and Gu Xin sat by the fire and chatted. âIt stinks!âGu Nian, who was holding the oil lamp outside, couldnât help but say when she heard the noise inside. âHey, you little girl, you make it sound like your poop is fragrant!âCai Xiaolian said in a bad mood. âHehe, come over and smell it when I Poop Tomorrow Morning!âGu Nianzhi giggled. âOh, and youâre a highly educated person! Why are you talking like that?âCai Xiaolian said. âYou make it sound like highly educated people donât poop. Youâre not some otherworldly fairy!âGu Nianzhi said. âOkay, stop it! Nian nian, Iâve always been suspicious of you as a phd student. Look, why donât you do something so I wonât be suspicious?âCai Xiaolian said as she held the thing she was wiping. âMother, donât provoke me! Just tell me what you want!âGu Nianzhi felt that she had gained some understanding of Cai Xiaolian after spending the past few days with her. âToilet paper! Make me some soft toilet paper!âCai Xiaolian said.