HELLO

"Hello, you're speaking with Macy from Heartache Hotline. How may I cure you today?" I ask with a faked happiness I've learnt to greet with.

"..."

"Hello? Who's there?" As soon as I hear snickering come through the other end, I get mad,  "Okay, I'm going to hang up now so that people with actual problems can call. I don't think you'll find it so funny when you're heartbroken and need someone to talk to."

end of call