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Yu Mingyi gave him an inscrutable expression, while Yu Minglang continued to analyze the situation.
âYou two have been married for so many years. If she had problems before marriage, then after marriage, you either used a condom â â
Yu Mingyi reached out and tapped his head with a light touch.
âYouâre getting more and more disrespectful.â
âOh, so you didnât use one â second brother, donât tell me you didnât do it? My god, youâve been married for so many years? Brother, do you have any problems? No, donât say anything, let me analyze this. You guys need to get a checkupâ¦â
Yu Mingyi watched his brother joking around, while Yu Minglang spoke earnestly.
âSecond brother, is there a requirement in your checkup that says you canât be too big?â
âWhat?â Yu Mingyi frowned.
Yu Minglang made a suggestive gesture and winked at him, causing Yu Mingyi to break into laughter and tears.
âLame, who told you that?â
âThatâs what people say, that if itâs too big, it might get in the way of the joystick. Isnât your joystick between your legs? Your size is so big that when you were examined, you could still get in- Second Brother, are you impotent?â
When they bathed together, Yu Minglang had seen everything, heh heh. n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Looking at Yu Minglangâs expectant expression, Yu Mingyi silently clenched his fist and then â
âItâs just a joke, why hit my handsome face! I have a date with Xiao Qian tomorrow, how do I present myself like this!â
Yu Minglang covered his eyes. His naughty second brother really hit him, it hurtâ¦
âYouâre always thinking about unnecessary things, itâs not too much to hit you for that.â Yu Mingyi retracted his hand and added another sentence.
âOthers can follow the gossip, but why do you have to spread it? The joystick is at the kneesâ position. You could have a donkeyâs head and it still wouldnât touch! Let dad hear what you just said, heâll beat you to death!â
Father Yu was just like Second Brother back in the day before taking over the company.
Yu Minglang laughed dryly, he was just trying to lighten the mood. Seeing Second Brotherâs frustrated look, hmm, if Second Brother didnât have any problems, then was it that he deliberately avoided touching Wang Xiaohong?
âSecond brother, seriously, when are you getting a divorce? You canât play like this. Itâs okay if you donât want to think about it because youâre strong inside, but donât drag the whole family down with you.â
âWhen she gets better.â By then, he could also make the decision that wouldnât make father feel too sad. Yes, Yu Mingyi married Wang Xiaohong not just out of self-exile, he had a deeper purpose.
âLet Eldest Sister-in-law take good care of her. Isnât it just some womanâs illness? Isnât Eldest Sister-in-law very good at handling these things?â
âItâs notâ¦Itâs the trauma she experienced in her early years. Her brother said that only if she marries me, she might have hope of recovery.â And he just happened to need to use Wang Xiaohong.
âDamn, where is her brother buried? Iâll go dig up his grave to ask if he wants to heal her or drive our entire family crazy? Docs he want to use his sister to drive our entire family insane so that her problem doesnât stand out? Iâve figured it out; Wang Dazhi is not a decent man; heâs too wicked!â
Yu Mingyi didnât say directly but looked far away.
He thought that after marrying him, Wang Xiaohong would become more normal. Anyway, marrying anyone would be the same. If she lived an honest life and helped him achieve his goals, he didnât intend to divorce. It wouldnât matter if they continued like this.
But her condition not only didnât improve but seemed to get worse, even dragging Panpan into the problem. Yu Mingyi began to seriously consider whether it was time for him to take action.
âSecond brother, you really canât drag it any longer. The way youâre dealing with it, not only does it bring bad luck to our family, but Wang Xiaohong is also not living well. She keeps saying that our family wrongs her, so now, let her find whoever she thinks will treat her right.â
âIâll make my own decision. You donât need to interfere. And watch your mouth around Grandpa and Grandma.â
âIf you donât deal with Wang Xiaohong as soon as possible, Iâll come tease you when I have free time, even if our family doesnât take action.â
However, Yu Minglang didnât even get a chance to do that, because the next day, his second brother had already settled everything, thanks to him and Xiao Qian.
It was almost 12 oâclock when they came back from Second Brotherâs place. Yu Minglang originally wanted to go back to sleep, but somehow, his car drove directly into Xiao Qianâs Urban Village.
He just wanted to see if she was asleep downstairs in her house. It was pitch black, except for the light in Xiao Qianâs room.
What was this girl doing, still awake so late?
Xiao Qian was treating her face with cucumber slices.
She had insomnia tonight.
The attic was slightly stuffy at night, so Xiao Qian was thinking of opening the window just a crack. When she opened it, she got the fright of her life.
Yu Minglang, like a gecko, was sticking to her window, grinning at her.
âGood evening, we meet again!â
Xiao Qian was thankful for her strong mental fortitude. Otherwise, if it were someone else being scared by this weirdo Yu Minglang, they might become sick due to shock.
Yu Minglang grinned at her, looking at all the cucumber slices on her face and curiously wanting to lift them off. Women were so strange, always messing around with different things on their faces.
Xiao Qian couldnât stand it anymore and swung her fist!
Yu Minglang had just been hit on his left eye by Second Brother last night and now Xiao Qian had hit his right eye. Although it didnât hurt much, his heart broke into several pieces.
âComing out in the dead of night to scare people, Yu Minglang, have you had enough of us dating?â
Xiao Qian turned around, quickly removed the cucumber slices from her face, and still wanted to punch him.
âQian Bao, do you want to watch a midnight movie?â
âGo away, Iâm sleepy! Who wants to accompany you to watch colorful movies?â
âItâs not colorful; weâll watch a horror movie. If youâre sleepy, just lean on my shoulder and sleep. When itâs over, Iâll take you back.â
Xiao Qian pulled him inside and then secretly looked around to make sure no neighbors saw them. Having a boyfriend was like connecting with an underground party; Yu Minglang was such a drama queen.
âArenât you annoying? Canât you just wait a few more hours until daybreak?â She let him sit on her small bed, and Yu Minglang immediately spotted the little bra next to her pillow. It looked good ~
Xiao Qian quickly covered the removed bra with a pillowcase, remembering her bra-less state, and wrapped an overcoat around her sleeping robe before sitting down opposite him.
âIâm upset, so I wanted to watch something to vent â forget it, you sleep. Iâll go by myself.â He stood up and jumped out the window.
Xiao Qian knew that he was worried about his second brotherâs affairs.
âWait for me in the car; Iâll change my clothes and come downstairs.â
Yu Minglangâs eyes brightened, and his mood instantly improved.
âThis troublesome guyâ¦â Xiao Qian shook her head, found a change of clothes, locked the door to her room, and carefully climbed out the window.
Having a late-night date with a man, if Jia Xiufang knew about it, she would definitely be heartbroken. She had just taught this girl to be reserved, and now sheâs running out at night!
But Xiao Qian and Yu Minglang never expected that their movie would lead to Second Brotherâs singlehood!