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The old man whom Auntie Apo is so afraid of is called Dagenâerâhave to complain about the naming convention in this family: the older ones are named Dagenâer, Er Genâer, and San Genâer, while the childrenâs generation have names like Du Genâer; so tacky! They must really want to pass on their descendants.
This also proves one thing: what you fear is what you get.
Calling someone clever might make them stupid, calling someone beautiful might make them ugly. With the name Genâer in their family, they might just end up without descendants.
It is their bad luck that this family has encountered a demoness like Xiao Qian. At the same time, Dagenâer is also looking at Xiao Qian, this purchased item feels very strange to him.
âArenât you afraid?â
âWhat am I afraid of? I am Grandma Huangâs good wealth girl, whoever dares to touch me will lose descendants.â
âIâll kill you now, just like the woman we bought for Du Genâer before!â
Xiao Qianâs heart is startled; is it that the red cloth on the hoe is because an innocent girl has already been victimized?
She becomes more angry in her heart, just how lowly can those who take peopleâs lives for granted be!
âYou better respect me. With me, Grandma Huang will bless your family with prosperity, a booming lineage, and money in abundance! If you mess with me, Iâll make your familyâs lineage cease!â
The man is struck by Xiao Qianâs words, so he swings his hoe angrily, but dares not touch Xiao Qian.
Xiao Qian guessed right; this familyâs weak point lies in their children.
From their names to the attitude towards buying a wife for the fool, Xiao Qian has a bold inference.
âApo, when are you returning his money?â
Both peopleâs eyes widened at the same time, and Xiao Qian breathed a sigh of relief, having guessed correctly.
Auntie Apoâs family has only one idiot son, and itâs not easy to get 4000 yuan relying on just one woman. There is only one possibility: Dagenâer or someone else borrowed money.
In such a poor place, money is treated like treasure. Borrowing money means this family must be eager for their descendants.
âHow did you know?â Auntie Apoâs back hair stands on end.
âGrandma Huang told me.â
You re talking nonsense; you guys were separated!â
âThe immortals come and go without a trace, she sent a little devil to ride on your shoulder, does your shoulder hurt?â Itâs strange if it doesnât hurt after being smashed by a brick during a fight.
Auntie Apo shudders, scared out of her wits.
How could it not hurt when she was slapped during a fight?
âIf youâre lying, Iâll kill you!â Dagenâer says skeptically.
âWeâll see!â
Every psychologist used to be a fortune teller who fooled people easily in their past lives.
Actually, there is scientific evidence for this; more than half of these immortals in rural areas are nonsense, but they are good at following peopleâs hearts, giving them clues to make up many stories, and they are particularly good at talk nonsense, which can be confusing.
In a sense, these rural immortals are similar to psychologists, helping to solve some heart-wrenching troubles; if they canât solve them, they forcibly interpret them with ghost stories. Xiao Qian, with a background in psychology, has a keen observational and analytical skill making it easy to fool people without any pressure.
At this point, this family is also half-convinced and half-skeptical about Xiao Qian. They dare not hit her but are not completely convinced.
When they arrive at the location, Xiao Qian sees the straw house from The Three Little Pigs. The house is very run-down, and the straw roof is about to collapse. The dirty yard is surrounded by wooden boards, raising only two skinny chickens. Xiao Qian suddenly feels like laughing.
Shi Touyu will definitely get to eat these two chickens tomorrow.
Outside is a pile of com stalks, which seem to be used for burning. Xiao Qian scans the surroundings, getting a good idea of the situation.
This family has a lot of flammable materials. Hehe, hopefully, they arenât too poor to have soybean oil as wellâ¦
What do flammable materials plus oil make?
Xiao Qian enters the house without any expression, and a dirty man comes and hugs Auntie Apo, laughing foolishly.
âI want a wife! I want a wife!â
So this is the idiot son, Du Genâer.
His age is unclear, with messy hair, wearing torn trousers that reveal his knees, one foot in a shoe and the other bare, so dirty that his skin color cannot be seen, and his body emits a pungent odor.
âThis is your wife!â Auntie Apo pushes Xiao Qian towards him.
Xiao Qian immediately glares back ferociously, her aura flaring up, and although the idiot is stupid, he still has the animal instinct and senses Xiao Qianâs murderous intentions, getting frightened and screaming while retreating, clinging to his uncle without letting go.
âGhost! Sheâs a ghost! Ahh!â
Perfect cooperation! The little devil in Xiao Qianâs heart has grown horns.
Come on, use your foolishness as a tribute to Boss Qian.
Xiao Qian has no sympathy for this family.
Being poor and stupid is no excuse for them to kill and buy a wife for someone elseâs son and treat people like livestock. Therefore, for what Xiao Qian is about to do, she has no guilt.
Who else should they have messed with if not Xiao Qian? You donât provoke me, and I donât mess with you. If you dare to mess with me, Iâll destroy your whole family!
As she thinks this way, her murderous intent intensifies, and the idiot becomes more scared.
Though heâs stupid, he still has the sense to be afraid.
âYou stupid thing, this is your wife, what are you afraid of!â Auntie Apo goes to hit the idiot who runs around the room. Suddenly, the ferocious old man, Dagenâer who has been following them, kicks the fool down and drags him into the small dilapidated room, pointing at Xiao Qian.
âYou, come here!â
Xiao Qian walks over, and Dagenâer says to Auntie Apo, âGo cook Iâll let them consummate their marriage now. No matter what kind of immortal you are, youâll have to bear children here! Give birth to a child, and Iâll let you go out to make money and buy meat for you!â
Xiao Qianâs eyes flash with coldness; right now, she only wants to eat their flesh!
Dagenâer forces Xiao Qian and the idiot into a room, then moves a dirty chair to sit in front of the broken stove, actually not leaving, intending to watch the whole process?!n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âDonât be afraid, he is still a virgin. I killed the previous woman who didnât listen and refused to sleep with him. He doesnât know these things; Iâll guide you both, now lie down!â
The idiot runs scared on the kang, while Xiao Qian stands on the floor, not moving. Dagenâerâs face is menacing.
âWhat are you doing, hurry up!â
âThe little devil from the immortal family is here, she saysâ¦if you treat her well and let go of her good wealth girl, next year youâll have a son of your own, why be so concerned with someone elseâs child?â
âWhat?!!! Are you telling the truth?â Dagenâer becomes excited instantly, takes a step forward and stares intently at Xiao Qian, his eyes showing eagerness.
Xiao Qian observes him and becomes even more certain of her thoughts.
Itâs possible that this guyâs ability to spend so much money on a wife for his dead brotherâs idiot son comes from desperation, as his children may have all died, or his body is unfit to have them.
âA big fat son! Do you want one? Born on the 20th day of the lunar month, 8 pounds, large ears drooping over the shoulders, nose touching the sky, wide mouth, bound to be an official!â
This is Marshal Tian Pengâs look
Xiao Qian thinks pretending to be a con artist is an addictive behavior.
Successfully fooling a fierce person is also a very fulfilling act..