Chapter 628: Chapter 627 - 601: Dark Belly and Seeing Through

Shi Touyu was pondering over Xiao Qian’s thoughts when she heard a grateful voice from the next stall.

“Thank you for the wet wipe.”

Shi Touyu came out and looked at Xiao Qian in confusion, but Xiao Qian just shook her head and pulled her out of the restroom.

“Boss Qian, why did you go out of your way to help, the wet wipe would have been better used to wipe my shoes, why give it to her? She should have stayed in there longer!”

Xiao Qian shook her head, “Do you think I’m that cruel?”

You are! Shi Tou thought silently in her heart.

“The wet wipe Xiao Qiang got this time has a really overpowering scent, it can easily mask other smells.”

Xiao Qian casually mentioned.

Upon seeing Boss Qian take out a bottle of oil essence from her purse, Shi Touyu suddenly understood!

Ai Ma, this is just like the style of our Boss Qian.

“Since they’re talking about me like that, I might as well give them a taste of the Empress Dowager Cixi’s treatment, right? But they’re not even good enough for me to spray them with my spit, this oil essence should be enough.” Xiao Qian smiled wryly.

Shi Touyu really wanted to ask, how’s your anus doing darlin’?

She soon got the answer, as the woman stormed out with a red face.

“It was you!”

She recognized Xiao Qian from the diamond ring that she was wearing when she passed the wet wipe under the restroom door. She looked at the hand, then at the face, and was shocked to see it was Xiao Qian.

“Indeed, it is me. Hello.”

“What on earth did you put on that wet wipe you gave me?” Her rear end felt like it was on fire, she wished she could find a fan to cool it off!

Only those who experience the tingling sensation would understand!

“Oh, it’s just a wet wipe. Oops, there might have been a bit of oil essence that leaked onto it from my bag.” Xiao Qian shrugged.

“Chen Xiaoqian! You’re too much!”

“Am I the one being excessive, or is it you? Allowing you to enjoy the treatment with oil is already giving you face. Could it be that you actually want to experience the Empress Dowager’s treatment? You don’t deserve it!”

After hearing Xiaoqian’s words, the gossiping lady realized that her previous words had reached Xiaoqian’s ears. She couldn’t step down from her pedestal and her bottom was again troubled by the heat, the only thing she could do was to threat Xiaoqian.

“You wait for me! I won’t let you go!”

“What am I afraid of? You turning into a toad?”

Thanks to having an anime-loving Xiao Qiang at home, Xiao Qian had watched a popular Japanese anime and she imitated the hand gesture made by the main character to summon a toad. This angered the self-righteous senior to the point of a red face before scurrying away.

“Ha ha, Boss Qian is so formidable!” Shi Touyu was having a good time. Her prank was nothing compared to Boss Qian’s masterstroke of the oil essence.

“But Boss Qian, won’t there be any issues?”

“What issues could there be? I was simply conducting a scientific experiment. You know I’m a clinical student. Although psychology is different from physical health, as a doctor, I still need to follow the principle that scientific practice is the paramount force, by conducting comprehensive tests.”

“What are you testing? All I see is you playing a prank! And why does your tone sound exactly like your brother Xiao Qiang? Even your prank is tied to scientific productivity!”

“I heard someone saying once that oil essence is a wonderful thing. In a certain sense, it can replace ‘boyfriends’. They say if you have oil essence, natural boyfriends like cucumbers, radishes, and eggplant can all be retired. I was curious, so I wanted to give it a try. But it seems the rumor that they can replace boyfriends is false.”

“Boyfriends?” Shi Touyu was a bit slow to react.

Xiao Qian calmly said, “Did she look satisfied just now? I didn’t think so. In fact, it could even cause swelling.”

A boyfriend – Shi Touyu finally understood. Ai Ma, cucumbers, radishes, and big eggplants.

Boss Qian, you are so knowledgeable, does Ming Lang know?

Replaying the scene of the gossiping woman desperately fanning her butt with a fan, Shi Tou’s joy couldn’t be contained. She noticed that Boss Qian sometimes made nonsensical statements with a serious face, much like her Xiao Qiang at home, she was really cunning!

But, cunning in a likable way.

“Let’s go, Boss Qian, lunch is on me. We don’t need a man, we have the fire of friendship~”

“Speaking of friendship, I’m reminded of a friend. Xiao Qiang’s cousin is at my place, do you mind if she joins us?”

“Is she nice to you?”

“I quite like her.”

“Then she’s welcome~” If Boss Qian likes her, Shi Touyu is sure she will like her too.

The connection between food lovers is subtle.

When the three of them were seated at the hot pot restaurant, they each drew the food they wanted to eat on the menu. Shi Touyu glanced at Yu Liumei’s selections, and Liumei glanced back at Shi Touyu’s.

Instantly, they formed a bond.

People who enjoy the same tastes in food are bound to hit it off together.

So just 5 minutes into the meal, the two girls got along well.

After the meal, the three girls were ready to leave. Shi Touyu, who had drunk a bottle of beer, hooked her left arm around Boss Qian and her right arm around Yu Liumei, proudly embracing them both.

“Meizi, why do you like her so much?”

“Same with me, I can tell you’re a straight-forward person just by the dishes you ordered, just like my sister-in-law, no faking involved.”

“So you can tell a person’s character from their taste in food?” Xiao Qian didn’t say much today as she was preoccupied with her thoughts.

“Why can’t you? Food is the best gift given to us by heaven. The way a person treats food shows her attitude towards friends– for example, sister-in-law, look at that one!”

Yu Liumei discretely pointed to the corner of the hall.

They dined in a private room, and as soon as they walked into the hall, she noticed something strange over there due to her martial artist instincts. During her chat with Shi Touyu, she was also looking at that spot.

“Damn, those three idiots!” Shi Touyu instantly realized who Yu Liumei was referring to – the shameless women who were gossiping about them just now. And sitting around the same table with them were two men who appeared to be the boyfriends of the monkey spirit and the pig monster.

What a small world, Xiao Qian thought to herself with a smirk.

Meizi, who do you think is the worst among those three?” Shi Touyu asked Yu Liumei, treating these people who slandered Xiao Qian as her own enemies as she mercilessly gossiped about them.

“That girl with melon-seed face definitely has a lot of ideas in her head. I’d never be friends with someone like her. As for those two beside her, I don’t like either the monkey-faced or the pig-headed one.”

Xiao Qian did not expect that big-hearted Liumei would instantly point out that the most cunning one was Lu Xiaocha, who kept things to herself. Xiao Qian herself, as a psychologist, just learnt about the true colours of this green tea today. How did Liumei see through her?

“I didn’t notice her saying anything bad about you, she was just laughing gleefully with the others.” Shi Touyu also did not understand why Liumei criticized Lu Xiaocha who did not badmouth Xiao Qian much, instead of the skinny woman who openly attacked Xiao Qian.